FBI Uncovers Largest Credit Card Scam In History After Raiding Visa Headquarters

[CthulhuianBunny]

I love it that when the narrator mentions better school supplies at 0:29 it shows a monitor that looks like it's from the 90's

[gredangeo]

That student looks like Dexter. :)

[MyChemicalBromance]

What's with that legit Visa report right in the middle?

[infinitewobdrahpa]

i'm on my 6th time of maxing around 30 cards and claiming bankruptcy :) i'm gonna keep going bc you guys pay for that shit lawl!

[theworddoner]

man the credit card story sounded more like actual news than onion news

[salvo711]

Alright, I lost my shit at the bear story. Fucking brilliant.

[arga400]

that student was kinda cute lol

[tybofborg]

@arga400 Yeah, I'd like to be his lonely teacher.

[imheresocall911]

63 people don't want to be a dancing animatronic bear.

[LILDONOVANXX]

HOLY SHIT at 00:25 thats my old 2nd grade teacher!!!!! i can tell cuz of the classroom and uniforms!!!

[lovelee182]

OMG its the bears from Showbiz!!!! they need to bring that back for 80's babies..like me.dont get me wrong i love chucky cheese,but Showbiz was the ISH!!!

[adele19b3]

The bears from electric feel by mgmt

[TheBaronvonbadass]

the student fuckin his teacher looks ALOT like my friend nick, i think im gunna put this on his fb

[MetalMessiah1219]

I'm a PSU alum. I got a good laugh outta the piece on the football team/staff and JoePa.

[flawmore]

To get a creditcard, you should have to go a short but mandatory economics class first. Too many people are too stupid for their own good.

[93cian]

@flawmore Yes but then credit card companies wouldn't be super rich. tbh so much money made in the world is just preying on the stupidity/ignorance of masses of people. Look how many people will buy Nike shoes if Michael Jordon says they're good.

[flawmore]

@93cian Yea, it'd have to be the law. A bank wouldn't set a regulation like that unless they had to. And it's not entirely sure the economy would be better either. If people didn't use quite as much money a lot of companies would fall. To sum it up: The economic system is made to last for a while and then crash after it made a few people filthy rich.

[BasilbacMedia]

At 1:34...is that Tom Becker from the previous video? The one to whom the first amendment doesn't apply?

[fiftycentsable]

Same NC police officer was RECORDED discussing a favor being asked The officer said a dentist had died while having sex in his office with a woman not his wife The brother who is an attorney in Raleigh phoned the PD asking to keep it quiet for the sake of the family. The officer said he started to tell him when you do something like this it is going to get around Later the news paper printed the dentist's wife was at the officer waiting to go for a walk definitely not story officer told

[fiftycentsable]

While thousands were being sued having to pay outrageous monetary amounts downloading music the RIAA & FBI & PD ignored the following A NC high police officer RECORDED discussing downloading music He named the name Kazaa and talked how songs were arranged in groups you choose & click & get them He said it was the thing to do everybody was doing it He bet his daughters had downloaded a thousand songs on his computer He laughed & said he hoped the federal government did not investigate him

[TheLonelyImmortal]

@DidYouJustMakeThatUp Kids don't know how good they have it! Teachers in general are hot :D

[shafta99]

that visa story hits close to the mark.

[wick2107]

Clapton and blues will be a weird combination, but it will be an intriguing buy. What a new sound for his career!

[Paxmax]

LOL! "Top shelf journalism" argahahahaha!!!

[TheAnxietySniping]

@ 0:28 is he on facebook?

[EuchridEucrow1]

Wow, sounds like Eric Clapton's really comin' out of left field with that new album.

[DickCheneyXX]

Simply lower the legal limit on interest rates to 15% when all the news are focused on a major event. The next Monday morning you can raid all major CC issuers!

The state would make a killing on the frozen assets!

[jjex18]

imagine wat would happen if an uneducated redneck saw this thinking this was real and told all his hill billie friends bout it

[uknowispeaksense]

@jjex18 lol you think that doesn't happen?

[publicanimal]

I was just thinking about how badly I wanted to be a Chuck E Cheese bear.

[jamesingtonthethird]

ENGLAND!! We suck at maths!

[ValarMorgoth]

I have thought that Onion was supposed to be fake and funny news, not real news ?

USA is screwed, I tell you, SCREWED, muahahahahaha... !!!!

[rickschravendeel]

This video just got bumped. I am sorry but I am unsubscribing. Self centered assholes.

[626productions]

Country Bear Jamboree for the win.

[MrWoosie]

Is it just me, or is this video less satirical than the other video's?

[tomthefunky]

Michelle Obama is a tranny.

[TheD3rpyLlama]

Lmfao " man overcomes alcohol addiction without the help of jesus"

[perfect1oNN]

so funny,..

[wge621]

why doesn't the onion have more subs

[intrptr]

When I was 20, employed and living on the west coast in the late 70's and early 80's, I would get these credit cards in the mail; Mastercharge, American express, etc. I would throw em away... I guess the idea was I go out and get FREE STUFF !

[jesusramos1900]

hah asians are number one in math...

[montey1017]

this one was better than normal!

[gekko101]

More believable then Fox, CNN, and MSNBC put together.

[krazychivista67]

@gekko101 well put. they just put out news that the " american people want to really know"

[secretcountry]

@gekko101 adding fox's CNN's and msnbc's believability is like adding negative numbers

[sha4201]

HAHA,at the beginning.

[SuperJSCAR]

i really hope what people know who the onion are

[NeoxideMolten]

I saw this and was like OH SHIT! Then I saw the Onion xD

[look0518]

snitch....

[keenkennyny]

read the title and I was like finally! Then I saw it was by onion, lol.

[NightmareWolf331]

so why does the onion exist? it is so stupid and not clever at all.

[toonadict]

@NightmareWolf331 It exists to give you the 100% factual, hard hitting news you deserve. Well maybe not you personally, you can go get your news at fox like the average brain-dead moronic american.

[johnmonk66]

Credit cards are a scam, pay the minimum, it will take 12 to 25 years to pay it off. If you don't have money, you don't get to buy shit. No, you don't deserve it, you only deserve it if you already earned and saved for it.

[gmorfinz]

I fell for that visa scam, Im glad I can just throw it away and forget the 5k I owe

[Czah5]

A CEO in handcuffs and ShowBiz . . . . this may have just become my favorite video EVER! ^,^v

[1simo93521]

England below u.s. And all the other country's in english so true.

I am english by the way and are schools are awful.

[TheEuropeanWarrior]

@1simo93521 Is it because of all the muds in the UK? =)

[JoPoVGee]

@TheEuropeanWarrior what muds? 

[hyperaktive86]

i find the onion news network more reliable to most news stations, because at least i know for a fact that the onions news is satire

[fire1ce]

LOL at Singapore's first place.

[loywen]

Shit im from singapore...

[aaronortiz]

Wow, the truth about Visa is a joke?

[0rimos]

@aaronortiz That's how the Onion rolls.

[gorgeousaur]

LOL, I've seen those animatronic bears in Silver Dollar City at Branson, Missouri.

[Falling100]

@gorgeousaur

It's impressive that you can see the Country Bear Jamboree at Disney World from Branson.

[gorgeousaur]

@Falling100 Are you sure it's a Disney World attraction? Last time I was there was about 15 years ago and I could have sworn I saw those things more recently than that. Plus the Country Bear Jamboree has way more of a Branson Vibe than it does a Disney World vibe. Huh.

[Falling100]

@gorgeousaur

100%. I can't link in the comments, but you can find videos of it on YouTube, and the attraction has a Wikipedia article as well.

[gorgeousaur]

@Falling100 I'll go ahead and trust you. Either way I've seen it before, just not where and when I originally thought I had. :P

[mitenzouki]

I knew I wasn't the only one who dreamed of being an animatronic bear someday.

[TeamIzlude]

@mitenzouki It's a secret fantasy for all of us...

Don't let them check our hard drives.

[itrytoteachyou]

yay! im from singapore and take maths and A maths

[RiseOfTheNerd]

I like these NEW week in reviews. The "deadpan" delivery of that hipster guy made me want to drown a puppy.

[sdijnfpo0jaisf]

these news feeds are AWESOME!!!

[Fistbeardthepirate]

it would be the best to sing songs on a stage with my goofy bear friends

[AtomicKennen]

Where the heck is Singapore?!

[IAmNotFatdotNet]

@AtomicKennen dude, I'm from Singapore, one tip, google maps

[AtomicKennen]

@IAmNotFatdotNet Thank you....I'm from Singapore too

[quidnick]

I've been going through a lot lately and... and... -sobs- I need to get out of this flesh and blood human form, please Lord, I want to be a mechanical ursine!

God: "What the fuck?"

[tomhenrygdavid]

0:28 that kid's totally on facebook

[tubester4567]

thanks for keeping us safe from the lies.

[philofbeer]

I am part of the 96% that would rather be an animatronic bear, but perhaps that is due to my first job being at Chuck E. Cheese and the band being total melissophobes.

[loloynage]

Fake! We all know America won't give a second chance to education

[IcyFreshHALO]

Lol imagine if a retarded person thought this was the REAL news XDDDDDDDDDD

[papouliot]

everyone should have a banana boat

[Unnamed0909]

Wow, the education one is so true.



[yellowcougar18]

College student who is comfortable with masturbation has a really creepy smile.

[sa79296]

i think i missed the joke in the Visa part

[rebelsouljaz]

this wasnt funny, it sucked balls tbh

[jdleingang]

aren't those bears from chucky cheese?

[rebelsouljaz]

@jdleingang no

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

"Eric Clapton announces his new album will be heavily inspired by blues music", hahaha

[enosisgr]

epic!

[calebp9503]

fuck they found out about me and Mrs. Ross

[natedogg5578]

@calebp9503 DUDE my fucking science teacher has that name... and shes hot as hell... FUCK

[fernfeyes]

@calebp9503 These are the same people who exposed me and Mrs. Jones.

[colmonhs]

@calebp9503

That whore!

You too?

[MrCarelo]

brilliant

[F3FisGoodforYou]

I can't wait to hear Clapton's new album :-))

[peterfaj]

It would be really awesome being an animatronic singing bear.

[slutypet]

i whish the visa one was a real news

[prevertedoldman]

I WANT TO BE AN ANAMATRONIC BEAR!!!!

[SmurfGoSmush]

oh crap now i have to go find Greenstorm33 comment

[04ray25number2]

@SmurfGoSmush Ctrl+F=your friend.

[bastardwithnoname]

@SmurfGoSmush No, you don't have to. You WANT to. Nobody is forcing to go find his comment, it's probably some fucking stupid comment you shouldn't waste time on.

[DeeperBlueX16]

I'm subscribed to both ABC news and the Onion. And sometimes, I don't read the username, so I click on an Onion video thinking it was from ABC and vice versa.

[daddyleon]

"without the help of jesus..."

haha, happens all the time :P

[strousetheguitarhero]

This is so ture.

[zudomoon]

@Mcheetah sure you can rape a guy. We have asses, you know.

[PFplusW]

0:28 fullscreen this, seriously. That kid is jacking off and he don't give a fuck someone's taping it.

[bowser5295]

lol those losers who over spent their money

[kujiwik]

Bah, USA would never leapfrog England in the rankings. It's maths not math.

[jcrowley1985]

@kujiwik

Just like it's color not colour,

[kujiwik]

@jcrowley1985 Wait wait wait. You're an American, and you're correcting (wrongly) an Englishman's 'ENGLISH'?

[ZRANCIS]

@kujiwik you're an idiot. having been to both countries many times, i can tell you americans speak with better grammar than english do.

and difference does it make? if its wrong, its wrong. the nationality  shouldnt make any difference

[TheStrazy]

Have you noticed lately that the Onion is hitting closer and closer to home for real news stories? Maybe our society is just that messed up that nothing is too far fetched for it to be true.

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

@TheStrazy still fiction...fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities....truth isnt....and we know nothing of the truth

[bobthespin]

lol at 0:28 he's on facebook

[maggru91]

I have noticed TheOnion has started putting at least one plausible story (Visa) in their new reports.

[modelmajorpita]

@maggru91 Don't be silly, Visa's lobbyists would never let the government act against them.

[GigawingsVideo]

I laughed hard, but then I realize that most of these are true, now I'm depressed....

[steveg12345678910]

i prefer the episodes shot in the studio

[MrShoy]

oh noes.. Thriw all the visa's!

[Deadmansparty2002]

Love it. :)

[wally000world]

Singapore is #1 thats right b!tchez

[lilwayyne]

WHERE THE FUCK IS CHINA ON THE MATH LIST?????

[thefallguy1]

@lilwayyne

They obviously can't do math or they would have called in their debts by now.

[Falarahschulz]

Wait Singapore is no 1 in education?? Are you sure?? Our education system is so slow.... hmmmm

[ajnode]

When I watch Onion videos now I get an uneasy sense of depression and sadness because of the shit position the USA is in, and it seems to think the rest of the world is feeling it too... Hey US, remember when you didn't give a fuck about all the other countries that were going through hardships? Well now you are and Australia is fine, stop trying to make us depressed!

[Mcheetah]

What do you do when your Number 1 source of Satirical news sells out and starts phoning it in, becoming the very thing they've built themselves up on satirizing over the years?

It's like when they use Kurt Cobain in car commercials. Only he's still alive and is in the commercials driving the fucking Kia Sorento himself!

[smartarse001]

MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Miriandandes]

I listened to this and shredded my Visa. Now I can't pay rent. wat do

[askarana]

Penn State players need to kill Joe Paterno LMAO

[unknownandunnamed]

I only saw FBI Uncovers Largest Credit Card Scam In History After Raiding. I think a WoW reference would almost be funnier than a Visa scam.

[laurierchick11]

oh Clapton!

[damiaxxx]

When will those kids learn?

[blackhat2005]

Must be singing stuffed bear~

[CrimsonElite101]

My ambitions are much higher than that of professional bear automation.

I'm shooting for one of the droids that pilot the ship in Star Tours.

[UncleBosher]

Now I feel insignificant :(

[shiningturtle]

Decent enough but it can't compare to your last week's review :)

[woofalot13]

The real news is stranger .

[tek5828]

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[wannatry69]

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!

[NoNORADon911]

Commercial, nope, see ya.

[Frohstaruus]

@NoNORADon911 lol what's adblock??????

[Nitonogol]

@Frohstaruus It's an add-on for Firefox. Mozilla Firefox. It is my best friend on the web. No commercials and no ads on the sides of pages. NONE. Srsly

[Frohstaruus]

@Nitonogol I know, it was a joke directed at the person I responded to.

[Nitonogol]

@Frohstaruus Sorry, I can't read sarcasm XD

[btwLei]

Sad, but actually True.

[KolYma89]

fuck ice cube

[mldnathai]

Can't wait for the FBI to raid The Federal Reserve.

[gulllars]

Except for the bears (and the FBI actually raiding), most of this is real news :P

Gotta love the satire, but the world (or USA at least) is so f'd up that it's getting close to being just plain honest news.

[VenusAsABoyFilms]

It's funny because it's true! LOL

[sofaking815]

hahahahaha i like these

[bmiranda58]

Holy Crap, that Visa one was some serious shit.

[kenlimtientze]

WUT? Singapore is first in Math rank? LOLOLOL

[ProjectEndgame]

the first story after the intro isn't funny. It's not that it's a bad joke, it's just true.

[madjimms]

The Visa one isn't even satire!

[xmichiganfanx]

@madjimms Yeah, beacuse if people are too stupid to not know when to stop spending money, it must be the credit card company's fault

[madjimms]

@xmichiganfanx Its not just the credit card companies fault, but they do make a HUGE problem.

[xmichiganfanx]

@madjimms by doing what?

[cp516]

@madjimms it's quite sarcastic though.

[kellingc]

@madjimms I was just thinking that, myself. That and the education one is really based on a whole grain of truth.

[Fug118TheGreat]

@madjimms

None of them are. This is the REAL news.

[sureup]

@madjimms Thats the joke...

[jcrowley1985]

@madjimms

Yet it's sad that they will never be seized by the FBI because we all know that they basically own the FBI and rest of the government.

[stnsfnst]

@madjimms not really if you're a moron that can't understand dont spend more than you make you deserve to be in debt and live a shitty life for being a fucking retard. I have a visa mastercard and discover and have $0 in debt, like a boss

[MarkInOrange]

@stnsfnst You 'da Man!

[96Ajay96]

The kid in the end looks like a kid in my school who just so happens to be an outcast

[threeofwands]

That teacher's hot.