Rifftrax: Terminator Salvation Sample

[bossfight1]

WHAT IS THAT?! THANKS FOR SAVING MY LIFE, BY THE WAY.

[deathrooster14]

Sorry, but after seeing Avatar, I just can't get Sam Worthing's blue ass out of my head. URGH....

[Matrix29bear]

"What day is this?"

"What year is this?"

If you were alive somewhere for the last few years then you'd know.

I'd shoot the quizzical bastard just on those grounds alone as ample proof that the guy is an advanced robot faking humanity. Any human that was ALIVE during that time would know, heck, even a preprogrammed fake-human robot should have an internal clock with that basic info.

[JKovaloff]

"His name was Brock!"

[CaptainMorganThe3rd]

How stupid does a guy have to be to hold a shotgun with one hand?

[Nymphonomicon]

@CaptainMorganThe3rd I want to say more stupid than the person that wrote it, but I don't believe you can be that stupid.

[MrBuch169169]

Yeah, they look like a force to be reckoned with.

xD

[bandman232]

@MrBuch169169 I lol'ed

[RollOnToVictory]

2018!?! Happy World Cup Russia.... NOT!

[Sutidude]

WHAT IS THAT!?

THANKS FOR SAVING MY LIFE BY THE WAY!

[The1989chevyguy]

termanater t 600 his name was brock

[gmanleader0]

See if they still had the Arnold Schwarzenegger T1000 model the "GET DOWN!" would've been so much better.

[jake5]

@gmanleader0 Schwarzenegger model was the T-800 and T-850. T-1000 is the Robert Patrick model.

[bobbyandbeans]

This RiffTrax is one of the best and quite possibly the only good thing to come from this movie. The Terminator franchise and me, we are done professionally.

[coldplayISshit]

why it's christmas day sir! classic.

[awsomeness657]

i liked this movie alot lol

[Jiaal]

"Christian Bale, apparently unaware that The Dark Knight had wrapped shooting, alternates between his raspiest "Harrison Ford in Firewall" whisper and barking like a mandrill/harbor seal hybrid." LOL. XD

[norsketown]

I pray to God, every night, that they riff Watchmen, now the UC is out and all...

[PapistWitness]

"Shame- he was just three days away from obsolence."

[kjbluth]

Where's the "Where's your time transport?" riff?

[SuperPrinnyDood]

"What happened?"

"Judgment day"

we named after the last GOOD Terminator  movie

LMAO

[NeoMikey]

Hey, Rifftrax crew...I freaking love you guys

[snibs33]

"What day is it?" "Why, it's CHRISTMAS day, sir!"

[Gjeorje]

-It`s like a gritty Home Alone film.......I`m just imagining a robotic Joe Pesci.

[idiots206]

WHY CHRISTMAS DAY SIR!!! God I love this and Mystery Science Theatre 3000

[rqbuchanan]

Never mind that this couldn't possibly be as bad as its predecessor or that the production generated the most entertaining celebrity conniption fit in recent memory...as soon as I see a cute kid toting a gun, I know that the movie is going to be AWFUL. I don't care what the context is or if she's just holding it for somebody. Despite "Aliens" as a passable exception, kids + combat = lame.

[raineandrews]

"His name was Brock." XD Nice!

[omamder5]

Fuck, this movie was horrendous, damn near unwatchable. It was horribly directed, rushed, badly acted and had a terrible script. When the boy (Reese?) said that "you better be ready to pull the trigger" line again, I damn near turned it off because it was oozing badness onto my keyboard. Horrible movie. The best part was the ending credits. Some of it didn't even make sense, like the T-800 (arnie with kickinger's body) started beating him up instead of killing him quickly, as he's supposed to.

[LuckyStar2516]

"What day is it?"

"Why, Christmas Day, sir!"

XD Classic.

[raineandrews]

@LuckyStar2516

That has to be my favorite part. LMAO.

[Anynom]

Oh man, cannot WAIT for them to get to Avatar...

[MST3K86]

Me neither! That one is just ripe for a good riffing.

[Squamata2468]

Hopefully with Avatar being such a big film, we'll get a riff pretty soon after it comes out on DVD. It'll be great!

[twiztidlestat]

Sam worthington: Terminator/Avatar/Clash of the titans=Future of movies

[rqbuchanan]

OHHH GOOOD

[sugreev2001]

Okay,I liked the movie.Definitely miles better than Terminator 3.

[merchantIV]

Sam Worthington annoys the hell out of me.

[trinitysolo]

This movie was not good.

[norsef]

The robot shot itself in the head? The robot. Shot itself its in its own head.

How did they take over the world exactly?

[BlackOps05]

Don't exactly need brains when you've got enough nukes to spam the world 10x over.

[HauntingYourKids]

Wikipedia says this is "the most expensive independent production in history." All that means to me is it's a fan film with an actual budget.

[ChibiBuizel1]

Now I'll ask you one more time...

Since I'm not ready to pull the trigger.

[Arrowdodger]

"Why it's Christmas Day, sir!" nice.

[GBart]

"Get down!"

Oh, we've never heard that in a Terminator movie before.

[charizardag]

LOL nice!

[Pvtjamesryan2]

"Judgment day, we named it that after the last good Terminator movie"

LMAO!!!

Ain't that the truth!! =D

[SeanConnery9000]

LOL, This wasn't that good compared to the first two films but it was still entertaining.

Love all the Rifftraxs though!

[tamura808]

agreed, not as good as the originals, but entertaining enough and way better than rise of the machines.

[murdock283]

Good. I'm glad they're riffing this movie. The 4th movie was total shit.

[RandomRadStuff]

I love these vids. =]

[Narutofan168]

"What day is it?"

"Why Christmas day, sir!"

xD That one was perfect.

[DMANpictures]

They named it after the last good terminator movie :D

[IEatStarFish]

wow rifftrax really sucks, they make people pay for their lame ass jokes and commentaries?

[Grissbane]

It seems that you sadly born without a sense of humor.

[SeanConnery9000]

You're a dumbass. These guys have been around since 1988.

They're still funny. if you don't find them funny then you have not sense of Humor & are not a true American

[SestrenNK]

Yay! I was hoping the Riffcrew would tackle this movie. Perfect after a long day of work. Thanks again, Rifftrax!

[fluffyman85]

I just got to wonder why they decided to make the future war LESS interesting than the flashbacks in the previous films.

[dascottjr]

@fluffyman85 Did someone say "Future War"? Oh, Z'No!!! O_o

[fluffyman85]

Rifftrax connection: The star of "Future War" Daniel Bernhardt would go on to play Agent Johnson in "The Matrix Reloaded."

[Rizza2k4]

I'll hit you so far with this.....you'll go that way....Mis-ter Anderson

[Okay98]

If you point a gun at someone, you better be ready to pull the trigger Chekov!

[Anynom]

"Sorry, our quip budget isn't what it used to be."

"Why, Christmas Day, sir!"

"We named it after the last good Terminator movie."

[KajiCarson]

I hope Rifftrax survives Judgment Day. If not, life in the Resistance will just be a snoozefest.

[bloodrunsclear]

'Why Christmas day sur!'

I lost it on that one XD

[ihappy1]

well humanity we've got 8 years til we're screwed

[KajiCarson]

You bring the canned Rifftrax and I'll see you in the mountains.

[nutherefurlong]

Man, I hated that little kid. Her role, anyway. Not that the movie itself was that great a framework...

And the trap...

And...

[BashirH]

lmao

[matman125]

Even while humanity is fighting for it's existence against robotic Armageddon, you can still manage to have pearly white teeth.

[oklyplooky2243]

lol awesome!