No Reservations -India {Rajasthan}- 4

[jhelvillaruel]

love you tony

[AdamBaum54321]

This is a 21st century guru

[Elbottoo]

@7:00 I love how when he tried to talk to the kid on his right (left of screen) and the kid was distracted talking to someone else, someone from behind immediately SLAPPED the kid on the kid "Pay attention, you worthless slime, the rich american is talking to you".

[ahonass]

pouring milk in coconut type thing(linga) lolllll

[2fast4uspartan]

meat is nasty...if you're indian and eat meat....u are not indian.

[MrEthekyaa]

@2fast4uspartan You're a stupid brahmin.

[mateen420]

i love indian food, yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[jungleman68]

awkward

[syas13]

I remember a scene from a hindi film movie,'Lage raho munnabhai',about a gangster and his sidekick,Circuit,where they crash into a wedding and encounter the astrologer for doing his lame stuff.The astrolger keeps predicting,and then CIRCUIT,points a gun to his head,and asks,"So,what do u predict now,will the bullet pass thru ur brain or not?"the GAStrolger,shits in his pants.

[jungleman68]

@syas13 love that movie

[fourtywpm]

though I don't believe in looking to the stars for any kind of information or whatever, it's true, you can only really have good sex if it's animal-like. Who want's clean, perfect fantasy bullshit sex??? Get animalistic and all sloppy, mmmm, good sex.

[pritu91]

kundali pro!!

guruji is still using age old software too fool people !! :p

[cyanidecn]

Does anybody know the name of the song that starts at 7:14 ?

[Foreverclever87]

"This country smells good." -Antony

[Foreverclever87]

"This country smells good." -Antony

[grnman86]

the one person that disliked this video was his bad sexual experience

[TSvornik2809]

I also always go to psychics ahahahahah very funny

[artistsandbox]

gotta say tony is funnier in this episode than any other I've seen

[TejasM14]

@uberlyhandsome Relax man...Anthony Bourdain is awesome. He usually makes it a point to know cultures and traditions. But sometimes you have to realize that this show has elements of satire in it. Besides, there are tons of things around the world that you and I don't understand. Also, if you think about it from the perspective of an outsider, that instance of linga does look like a coconut. Anthony bordain for the win!

[nealvu]

you can tell he's hurt lol he's like thank you ...

[Masoud5991]

Wtf was all that? Lmao

[bdiddy5115]

Food in India is pretty darn amazing, from the nice restaurants to the unknown local places. That being said, the salty yogurt drink gets a big NO from me. I generally have a good stomach with new foods, but certain kurds are my only weakness. I know how he feels.

[initialesjb]

Too funny!

[Ethix127]

lol @ 2:30 basically whats hes saying is that u r no good in bed

[apexxxx10]

Bourdain's watch a @ O:43 a steel Rolex

oyster datejust chronometer. Model 1970/80

I like the captions/subtitles. Good font, too. Even though the FortuneTeller Wallah's English is easy to understand.

Dr John

Bangkok Wallah

CarSanook

Kingdom of Thailand

[57dragonball]

"youre never interest in ur enemies" huh??!!ok..!!wow what a scary telling...i hope he doesnt kno that im watching this and lmao at him rite now and, he is a "guru" of course..!

[arjjin]

Hahahaaa... I fell off my chair when the guru said Tony had to be animal in bed. Pooor Tony..

[koolaidolio]

Jyotish is awesome

[tillhumanvoices]

Ahahahaha. 'That was nice. I reject every damn word, but that was nice.'

[unagiyumm0]

opportunisitic skeezer -- ottavia?

[NewWorldGoth]

sensitive stuff

[veetube1414]

Don't want to know what this "guru" does in his free time with that laptop.

[apawl92]

were the gurus' female partner advice before or after bourdain had his divorce?

[Ziegut]

I must say Bourdain is a damn good sport!

[Ziegut]

I m cringing this guru is a sicko

[vaneeta1]

very funny lol

[qetwr111]

ahahahaha!

bidi = unfiltered tobacco. not really good for you,

[blitzravi]

u r right but any form of tobacco ..not good !!

[innkkmaann]

lol.. "coconut like thingy"

[cangooooods]

hahahah chotch.

[slaygreen]

that indian guy predicted the world economycal crysis?:D 2005+ 3years....2008 "no reservations" goin down the drain...:D

[HunterMann]

Bourdain is such a great wordsmith!

[xtensionx24]

"Who you been talking to?! It happens just once!" lolololololllllllllllllll

[SovietVV]

LOL i love that guru

[capjiekia]

hahaha

guru with laptop, entering date place and time of birth and enter , it must be fun to do that lol

[pisces196949]

oh man the fortune telling scene was hilarious! LOL

[desiaroosak]

haha hes gotten so tan hes beginning to look indian

[mongchau9]

Tony, you have to be an animal...IN BED. LOL!!

[F3ath3r3dS3rp3nt]

salted yogurt?! BBLLLEEEECCHH!!

[vikramkrishnan]

trust me it tastes lovely... indian yogurt is really sour a bit of salt makes it interesting

[desiaroosak]

its not flavored yogurt..now that would be 'blech'

[ChineseinCanada]

Guru with laptop for teh win! XD

I love this show

[godspeed18]

lol! i love the guru's hand gestures!

[EdOoi]

lol that guru told tony that he can only satisfy his sexual desire if he performs like an animal on bed..

[yoy331]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[y4n3r5]

Wow that computer program knows a lot about Tony.

[astridstleger]

hahaha good money, i think he's hinting big tip hahaha

[hajqbvii]

Did he tell Bordain he's not good in bed?...lol....at least he's still a good cook!

[naileah]

Good or not...just having him in bed would be very good...I'd take care of the rest;) I just saw this last night - don't normally watch TV, so I couldn't tell you when anything (incl this show) actually comes on. He sure made India seem sexy though: food, smells, colors and him on top. Yummy.

[waffleraptor]

Chef not cook...cook suggest a high school dropout who never went to culinary school.