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  • this is funny and is you do not think so u are racist, period

  • Listen to the crowd. You can hear the black people. They are the loudest ones. Ha ha ha.

  • @Flipper79able cause it's funny.

  • Is this all Paul Mooney does is talk about how different black people are from white people? It may have been funny in one joke, but a whole act of this is pretty pathetic.

  • @cheifguggletram

    Then stop viewing his act. Vote with your feet or remote control.

  • Lassie drove him to the hospital!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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  • Get him! GET HIM!! Lmao

  • Fuck Chris Rock

  • So he talks about how he hates cooning...and then he starts cooning? :-/

  • get yo ass back in that pot of greens!!!! hahaha!!

  • does any one know what paul mooney meant when he said: i like a little salt on my cracker.

  • SO this is where Louis Ck got his black people cant do time travel bit from.

  • @scientific1982 it's a shame you try to say one of the most creative and funniest Comedians in the business stole a bit. Both of these men are obviously hilarious, they think alike. And Chris Rock dubbed Louis CK a white Nigger so it would make sense he would think of a black time travel

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  • "White men cant jump...... They don't have too have to, they own the team" hahahah that's so true

  • I could throw my grandma from the train and i'm not white. And Edward scissor hands was the movie right there lol.

  • Brilliant, crazy funny, I guess he's saying klingons look like a human mated with a turtle

  • Frankenstein HAHAHAHHAHA

  • I love you!

  • Tyler Perry disliked this video several times. Then he got into his Madea costume and disliked it some more.

  • paul mooney is 70 yrs old.. holy shit.

  • @EliteBusJr fuck thats awesome....

  • WHOOPIE GOLDBERG LOOKING LIKE A FUGITIVE FROM A PANCAKE BOX!!!! lol

  • He is right though. Don't believe him get the horror movie Mosuleum. Ester from Sanford and Son played the maid in that movie. She saw some green shit coming from the bedroom and she stopped vacuuming got her hat and coat. Said there is some strange shit going on in this house and left.

  • niggerstein is it him!

  • That last line is fucking HILARIOUS....."Whoopi goldberg runnin around lookin like a fugutive from a pancake box, what is this??" LMAO

  • OMG this shit is comical genius...if you don't think this is funny do the world a favor and lay down in front of traffic.

  • lol but i love star trek next generation! I'm suppose to be doing my homework yet i'm sitting here laughing at paul mooney lol

  • Come on nigga come back! LOL

    I love Mooney, hes a bit racist sometimes but its all good. Hes funny.

  • @Hylgar 300 plus years... really

  • wooow "fugitive on a pancake box!" hahahaha!

  • i lost it when he mentioned star trek lmao

  • Paul is the truth!!!!

  • jajaja love paul mooney HE SAy IT LIKE IT IS!!!!!

  • Paul Mooney is just a racist who hates white people.

  • @finkfunkable Yea, but it's funny and all true!

  • @finkfunkable stop playing the race card. he's just joking.

  • @finkfunkable Is he not right though lol. You may be white but you know he's right.

  • @finkfunkable Dude get over it like we have

  • swamp thing - u better get your ass back in them pot of greens! LMAO

  • i always thought frankenstein was a nigger...GET HIM!! GET HIM!!!

  • not much frankenstian can do when its just 1 of him..and these 50-100 white savages chasing him..but the mad scientist who created frankenstain..faced no prosecution

  • LMAO!!

  • I understand the message he tries to convey. but blacks also make their own bullsh*t movies: family reunion comedy, ghetto barber shop comedy, that's their "author" movies right there.

  • racist niggers, just jelous cause whiteman is the strongest in the world fuck u we have the biggest dicks also, check the written proof

  • @88bluebirds lol thats y u have 3 white women on jerry springer fighting over 1 black dude with no job and 1 tooth ? lmfao because they can find a white man with biggest eh ?lmfao get real

  • @PureXlethal101 lmao even americans know springer is fake! when white girls do have shitskins they are just brainwashed by hollywood. And listen to niggers are cool and strong bullshit. they listen to hiphop and are stupid enough to fall for all that shit niggers talk and dont back up! i love letting niggers speak tough then exposing them infront of there nigger family

  • @88bluebirds lmfao yeah you mad

  • @PureXlethal101 niggers know that our dicks are bigger thats why all over europe your women are opening their legs for some big euro dicks, and they dont got to worry about aids that their shitskin men carry.

  • @88bluebirds lmfao you mad ?

  • Racist niggers? what kind of statement is that you dumb bastard, quit fkin ya sister and drinkin ur own piss!! @88bluebirds

  • @88bluebirds in what reality?

    

  • Paul Mooney is funny as it gets!!!

    ♥♥♥ Marashor ♥♥♥♥

  • Niggerstein? Is it him!?

  • love Mooney...wish i could have seen those priceless facial expressions!

  • truth is funny

  • love him !

  • I like a litle SALT on my CRACKER @jaykertiss!!!!

  • mooney likes to continue the stereotype that whites are racist against blacks but the fact is that the white vote overwhelmingly put barak obama in the white house. that's a fact that everyone knows. in reality it's ghetto blacks, not all blacks, that white people dislike.

  • paul mooney tell the raw truth bitches!!!!

  • I'm cracking -up. LOl!!!

  • @BCCButters711 - It's not serious in that demented way that u r refering to.

  • Thank God we have Paul to buffer the safe, proper non-assuming negroes

  • doesn't matter how long u've been around, it's history, and we should never forget. the trip is you don't have to buy into the guilt of it all. But over time fokls are gonna talk about the sins of any culture's past, paul is just good at making us laugh at it all. if u can't stand the truth then change the channel. we need much more od Paul, laughter is good therapy.

  • If this shit isnt funny theres something wrong with you

  • niggstein lol

  • Driving Miss Daisy...some mo! LMAO!

  • Either Martin lifted "You so Crazy" from him or he lifted 'The Fly' material from him.

  • fuck miss daisy

  • I'm white, and I love Paul Mooney. And he tells it as it is. A true legend.

  • Niggastein!! hahaha

  • lol man he funny!!! ur kids be an the kitchen fuckin the dog in singing

  • lol man he funny!!!

  • I'm sitting here crying!!! Bwahahahaha!!!!!

  • Too funny! Classic Paul Mooney!

  • the funniest comedian... bar none

  • drivin miss daisy: sum mo'

  • He own point. White peoples be tripping

  • hes sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY!

  • @caspersman59 U mad?

  • @caspersman59 The same way you all been laughing at black face and making fun of blacks and other ethnic groups all these centuries. Like he said its fine and dandy when its about other people but all of a sudden you are all high and mighty when its about you. Its not funny any more when you're not put on a pedistal of perfection. He talks about everyone but mainly whites for that very reason. Arrogant, Sensitive motherfuckers!!

  • @QueenAkasha23

    I have not been around for centuries...you ignorant ass. All I know is that this White Generation did not do shit to you people..they are only stuck with your fucked up problems here in 2011 and beyond. If you have a beef with anyone white I would suggest that you go down South to a cemetary and piss on a white slave masters grave..if you wanna get back at anyone..Mooney's still stuck in the past..just like you are.. Got that? you brainwashed goon.

  • "Throw Mama from the train"???

    How about "Get on the Bus"??...LOL!!! Mooney has no room to talk.

    That documentary was as racist and dumb as it gets.

  • mis daisy will be on the fucking bus if she fuck with me LMFAO :D

  • lol they own the team lol he right though

  • SWAMP THING!! "better get yo ass back in that pot of greens"!!!!! FUNY BAD!!!!

  • Princes and a Frog lol

  • can someone upload teh mooney on movies from chappelle's show

  • LOL 

  • Mooney is great because he bashes EVERYONE

  • OH jeez... I so remember watching you and marvelling when u were at the Improv with Dreeson, Leno, Letterman, Elaine, etc. (I actually sang there during that time)... and always thinking you were so handsome... AND brilliant! I'm LOL'ing as I write this! Great memories...

  • @removetube

    you have never seen real racism. if you dont like him then why look up videos on him?

  • @removetube only on race Human.

  • @removetube If you don't like racists why did you search for him and watch his video? He's honest and real. if you don't like intelligent black men who are NOT afraid to tell it like it is, keep your views limited to Elvis you narrow minded crap hole.

  • @removetube no i dont think you get it - he came from a time when people only made the two distinctions....aint nothing bout him being racist - so what your contry wasn't racist - lovely selective memory there but not surprising considering half of you just sit your fat asses down in front of your 360s or PS3s and stuff your dirty little faces - calling the people who were subject to race hate racist - you must be one ignorant dumb ass motherfucker.....

  • @removetube ...you refer to him being a racist,then you call him a nigger.Hope you see now why he constantly talks about black and white

  • @removetube it's just jokes calm down and have a laugh it's all love life's too short to trip about something so small.

  • Driving miss daisy.....some mo'

  • mooney is funny.

  • Man I love black people...we have turned this racism shit on its head...I love it I love us!!!

  • I would walk before i walk ms daisy..... lol.

  • @jahaudmk well your living here to hypacrite

  • white people cant jump.....they dont have to they own the team! rofl

  • i loveeeee paul mooney he is greate!!!! from holland/morocco!! xx

  • I love my white, mexicans, asians & fellow brothas and sistas & have much respect, You people don't enjoy life cause you can't take jokes. Comedians are suppose to take your mind of things & LAUGH!

  • FUCK miss daisy!!!!!!! lol

  • lol thats funny "they talk to lassie as if they grew up"

  • im a white guy and i fucking love paul mooney this is really funny lolz

  • @slipknotmrocksmysock hell yeah thats got nothing to do with it ive been watching paul mooney for years.....

  • "You'll never buzz on this pussy!"

    OMG...btw, some of y'all need to lighten up. Just jokes.

  • @89plainsman LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • @89plainsman too close to the truth for them

  • @89plainsman If anyone takes offense to what he is saying... they really should get over it because he's just venting his pain, anger, frustration etc. and everything that he say's is TRUE so what can you say?

  • "Fuckin him all night an shit!" LoL 6:10

  • HAHAHA NO NO Paul they did put a Black woman in the Princess and the frog

  • @TheRoyce7815 whop spent the whole movie as a fuckin frog hahaha

  • "Ooh ur my best friend"

    Ayee look poison this bitch so I can go home and get sum sleep. lol

  • what the fuck is up in these comments?? somebody is someone crack in this fucking comments , ashcheekz93 remove these comments a bunch of faggots.

  • WHO BUILT THE PYRAMIDS/?HEBREW JEW SLAVES. THAT DUDE POSTING IS SMOKING CRACK THE JEWS WERE UNDER ROMAN SLAVERY WHEN JESUS WAS HERE,ANY IDIOT KNOWS THAT. STILLL UNDER ROMAN RULE TODAY ISRAELIS NEED USA DOLLARS TO EXIST.1948 ISRAEL IS

    .THE BIGGEST TERRORIST STATE THE EAST KILLING PALESTINIANS.EDOMITE SAYING THEYRE JEWS RUN ISRAEL

    HERODS BLOODLINE RULES THAT LAND NOT REAL BIBLICAL JAKES.GET A CLUE MORON. I AM A REAL BLOODLINE JEW NOT A DUMB CONVERT .READ THE BIBLE&UNCOVER YOUR HEAD TALMUD JERK

  • ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?READ A BIBLE THE BOOL THAT CONTAINS THE HISTORY OF THE REAL JEW...NOT THE FAKE ASHKENAZI ZIONIST THE ROTHSCHILDS PUT THERE.OR THE PSUEDO JEWS WHO CONVERTED THRU JUDAS MACCABEUS. LIKE HEROD.

    JEWS WERE CAPTIVES TO BABYLON,MEDIAPERSIA,GREEKS AND ROMANS

    ALSO ASSYRIANS.SO WHEN YOU MAKE COMMENTS NOW KNOWING WTF YOURE TALKING ABOUT READ A BOOK OR TEN.DUMB ASS .

    I AM A REAL JEW A HEBREW ISRAELITE WITH REAL HEW BLOOD.NOT ISH.SO STFU AND LAUGH AT YOURSELF4 BEING STUPID

  • IM A JEW FROM ISRAEL AND WE WERE SLAVES.MOONEY IS HILARIOUS AS HELL.SHUT THE HELL UP WHITES W YOUR DUMB COMMENTS.YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE 4 THE PROBLEMS ON EARTH AND THE 1ST TO SCREAM U HATE NIGGERS JEWS AND LATINAS.GODS CHOSEN BTW.U GO BACK TO MT SEIR& THE CAUCASUS YOU CAVE DWELLING ANIMALS.EATIN RAW MEAT.LMAO

    COMMENT BaCK WITH SOME ANTI SEMETIC BS.YOU DESERVE TO BE MADE FUN OF LIKE YOU DID EVERYONE ELSE.MORONIC IDIOTIC PEOPLE THAT YOUR OWN RACE CALLS WHITE TRASH TRAILOR TRASH AND EUROTRASH.

  • @THEMETALBABE When was the JEW a slave? Read the book the SECRET RELATION SHIP BETWEEN BLACKS AND JEWS...We have nothing in common with you.

  • the 17 who didn't like it are white

  • lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • My stomach just ruptured after 8 mins on non stop hard laughing...

    Paul mooney is so funny

  • Also he should mention The Toy, because they made slavery a joke.

  • that Lassie part is STILL funny as hell XD LMAO!!! but Paul was telling the truth.

  • @lancasterpimp16

    I was in tears laughing at that...lmfao

  • I loved Beauty and the Beast and Star Trek. :(

  • HAHAHAHA tooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.

  • louis ck had a similar joke about white people/black people going back and forth into the future.

  • @shutthefupdonny "We're gonna paid hard for this shit, but until then, WEEEEE!!" I loved that bit.

  • hilarious! love it!

  • all kimjonil9999 is watch videos he says he hates but he can't stop watching it because its the truth hahaha how sad are you.. get a life man.. you're real sad :(

  • @Xtrakoolness

    Shut up and go sell you some drugs......you idoit.

  • lol @ the sad white people who can't handle the truth and must try their hardest to be super bold online. Paul is so brutally honest! hahahaha i love him

  • its funny...but what are "white movies"...

  • White men can't jump...They don't have to, They own the team. Paul Mooney is hilarious.

  • funny as hell....he is right about white movies...i love black comedians..they got more soul and more humor..

  • @TheBodyBuilder2012

    LOL!!! PLease name some black movies (with no whites in them) that are worth a shit.

  • @kimjonil9999 most all-black films are pretty crap lol

  • @kimjonil9999 5 heart beats, malcolm x(nominated for 3aca awards), coming to america, dreamgirls(nominated fro 4 aca awards, won 2) soilder story, boy n tha hood(nominated for 4 aca awards), she's gotta have it ( sundance winner 86), fresh( sundance winner 94), best man, ray ( nominated for 3 aca awards, won 2), color purple(nominated for 7 aca awards), need i go on? by saying " with no whites in them" u mean supporting roles? well the above mentioned has NO whites in supporting/leading roles.

  • @edupbeat

    Who gives a fuck...do you know how many movies I can give to you that were ONLY "Nominated"...LOL!! White only whites in them.

    NONE WON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS!!! THAT YOU MENTIONED! And is that all you can give to me?...LOL!!! You are better off playing basketball.

  • @kimjonil9999 apparently u give a fuck. ure( white ppl) like the geek @ school who wants 2 sit with the cool kids( blacks). go away lame-o, get off our dick. & i love your condescending "lol" retorts, ha, u a goofy.

  • @edupbeat

    HUH? Where did you attend High School? Was is Ghetto High? Sure seems like it after reading your 6th grade post...

    You fucking idiot go sell somewhere else.

  • @kimjonil9999 another lame retort. this is u( yes, that a "U" i'm using there) tube bitch not eng 101 u fag. do i really sound like an idiot fag? just like in real life, u picked a fight ( racism- something that whites created) & now u wanna back out, ha! Your bitchness just showed guy...

  • @edupbeat APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE! APPAULSE!!!

  • @caspersman59

    So the remaining KKK members and rednecks have nothing to do with keeping racisms alive. Yeah and the white hitler followers.

  • @jaaronhart

    Of course the Dumb Ignorant KKK and the White Rednecks have somehting to do with keeping racism alive oh and the white Hitler followers as well...

    BUT....These Dumb Ignorant BLACK Group and Organisations keep Racism alive also:

    Black Panter Party

    U.S. Black Black Organaization

    BPP- Sncc Split

    Nation Of Islam

    Republic Of "New" Africa of America

    Want more?? Oh by the way, how come you did not mention these black groups?

    You are full of shit.

  • @caspersman59

    I guess your not that bright. Its called not forgetting. You think were gunna live on like nothing happened. Hell no. And are you stupid racism will always be alive and will never die. Us so called keeping slavery alive is the same a remembering 9/11. We will never forget and it will forever be apart of US history. Plus those organizations are there to help blacks and some of those were even disbanded. Have you throughly researched those organizations. NO. Youre ignorant not them

  • @jaaronhart

    And you are a cry baby. What happened in the past happened. Today is 2011..if I'am not misaken 99% of people today had nothing to do with what another generation of people did to another The problem is that people like Mooney and yes YOU loved to this racism crap alive & well.

    Oh by the way you go research those black racist orghanizations maybe you will learn the REAL truth about where the ignorance is. I bet you never heard of some of those orghanizations...LOL!!!

  • @caspersman59

    Hmm never blamed whites for anything. My problem was you ignorantly saying blacks were keeping slavery alive. Shit congress even apologized. What you dont get is that WE DONT HOLD YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR SLAVERY. There are many white comedians who make black jokes. You dont see me go commenting on there video saying their racist. Its comedy idiot. I mean really. How can a organization that disbanded 30 years ago keep slavery alive. Do you not know what happened in the 1900's?

  • @caspersman59 Slavery is still talked about yes, but you you ignorantly do not mention the 1900s. Less then 99 percent of the people are responsible for that. Ever hear the saying, "If youre not part of the solution then youre part of the problem

  • @caspersman59 Do you visit the white comedians who talk about blacks? If not this whole comment is stupid like you. LOL!!!