Dear body..

[Arora668]

Do you really think that you are the most attractive person ever?

[TheDarksterZane]

OMG you have a Richard Herring advert when I watched this video thats the best. Although maybe not the same kind of humour as shown with the video.

[PinkPearledGirl]

When you are wearing the sunglasses, you look like Andrew McCarthy in Pretty In Pink.

[egchcge]

I like your dwight poster. He's a creep

[Shyann6784]

NO! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

lawl.

[wallygator93]

I think I'm the biggest fan of your body. Just sayin' lolololool *creeped out reaction here.

[pansyboy88]

What butt? Would love to really see it. Wink. Wink.

[CraftFamilyMO]

lol best "dear body" video I've seen as of yet :-D

[MsTuber2011]

COCKY....lol

[GabbiPretzels]

wait wtf when did michael jackson die? didn't he die like a year after this video was uploaded?! YOU CAN TELL THE FUTURE?!?!?!

[namemenatalie]

you're cute :)

[emotevlog]

ah ha hagh hagh hagh haough. Your friend has the weirdest laugh.

[sandrader83]

I like video better than anyone else. 

[Madichamp]

Dwight Shrute for the win! Thumbs up if you love Dwight :) ANNNNND thatzak :)

[imphlatround]

youre wearing wheezywaiters shirt

[thatzak]

@imphlatround I bought this shirt a year before this video was made. MattG124 also has this shirt. The shirt belongs to no one.

[imphlatround]

@thatzak ...except wheezywaiter

and a few others i suppose ;]

[9889lizzy]

kid at the end "wahhh hahahah" lol.......widow-maker:))))

[JessieeBessiee]

Mmm. Thatzak butt :D

xD

[middlekid95]

LOL!!!!!!! Loved it!

[TaylorK0440]

i soo wanna learn how to do the moon walk haha

[iamfornow]

i think you would efinitely win most handsom! lol

[KirstiieeeX]

I like this, you're funny AND pretty, wtf :P x

[Pudding413]

i've been feeling rather depressed today.... this video was on my favorites so i clicked on it.

depression no more! =) thanks for being so cool, zak! or zack. or zach....

dude, what IS the right spelling of your name?!

[SarahhQueenie9]

fit bodyy matee ;)

nice "gunss" aswell(L)

love the video :] x

[Bamitsashley92]

haha this was very cool :D

[teheblondie]

:DDDDDDDDDD

[4YearsTill2012]

lol the end was hella funny!

[helvetwitca]

you made me want to wear my retainer again. haha.

[wilsontech1]

LOL omg how did I miss this video???? WTF? haha!

[thatzak]

hahahahaha, WTF is exactly the reaction I was looking for!

[kinkode]

i have the same poster

and the human flesh joke was priceless

[BarryAldridge]

I love the Dear Body videos they are always cool.

Great video Zak.

[ntm121]

omg u r so hot i wanna show u my tits

[hulachickens59]

awesome video! i love the poster u have!

[DolceSery1982]

Very Cool ^_^

[ILoveSpamming2k8]

Omg. Amazing! :D

[JesseAndMike]

Hahaha!! Awesome video!  We remember these videos back then!

[daveafternoons]

your bro is awesome

[kelseypelletier1]

haha. that was cool. :)

[Ariellemedeiros]

so im loving the office poster in the back.....lol oh and the video was good too....

[madammim09]

I think your butt looked better when you were wearing your mom's jeans:P

[thatzak]

that's a great point

[StrummingMusic]

i love your shirt:D

[guitar101hero16]

haha wooow. you remind me soo much of my friend, and his name is zak to. weird lol.

[wow4now]

haha, I should start calling you the widow-maker

[thatzak]

I am totally okay with that nickname

[reinix]

lmao, this is silly.

[lebelly602]

DWIGHT!!!!! <33

[LaAuren13]

LOVE the dwight picture

[o0Leena0o]

haha great video! you kinda remind me of andrew from MGMT...just sayin...

[thatzak]

how do I remind you of him?

[o0Leena0o]

i guess your face... and the way you talk... yeah i prolly sound really stupid right now, but yeah. i'll shut up now.

[whiteoutittt]

hahahhah

iluXD

[sprkkswillfly]

hahah cute!

[kristianchristian]

hahaha....

another good one Zach

and btw, cool hair

[26ThrillaAngie26]

funny shit

[baw116]

haha loved the vid but ur hands were kinda girlie and that high five was a lil weak haha j/k

[theBaekgirl]

I like your hair! :) great vid

[nittienerdface]

lol

hey handsome ;)

[ghostofjamie]

your cute =]

[Coltrane1011]

Loved it! and yes zack, you are pretty handsom =)

[xotorina]

your hair does blow majestically.

[JULIAtalk]

hahaha, from dwight's facial expression i'm sensing some jealousy.

-Julia

[thatzak]

he is immensely jealous

[hollisterhoney8944]

that was really clever!

[3sixty5days]

loves it :]

[thatzak]

thanks Stephen =)

[katyofmontreal]

hahaha...gun show. that reminds me of dwight from the office.

thatzak is a silly bitch! <3

[thatzak]

I'll take "silly bitch" as a compliment!

[katyofmontreal]

lol, that's what you said last time i called you a silly bitch :P and it's stilla compliment haha

[xxGeishaDollxx]

Ur face would defiantly win the Most Handsome contest lol

~Lorissa~

[MsMelissaBoo]

lol XD super funny!

[gunsnsmith]

dear hands i want a hi five

[thatzak]

*high fives*

[gunsnsmith]

yay haha thancks (said cool like)

[00theoutsider00]

lmao

[TheStarGurl]

Zak your so funny ^_^

[ImMissEmily]

ZAK! Oh my most favorite person on youtube... I would just love to say you are useful for many things; making my day, making me smile, making me laugh, making me wonder where you get amazingly awesome shirts. I just want you to keep the vids up, I love your vids O.O

[thatzak]

Thank you! That means a lot, Emily =)

[iluvsk8rboys2008]

i luv u zak!!!

[BoyCalledOz]

Ahh I love this video! xD

[Ohboyily95]

aww i love this video=D

[hollydolly06]

Hahaha tickets to the gun show.

[BarryAldridge]

Beavis and Butthead ending lol. That was great Zak.

[thatzak]

Thanks Barry!

[MichaelMidnight]

LOL

"widowmaker"

"digesting human flesh"

"flows majestically"

Within that temple of a body houses a great spirit of awesome! (with girl hands)

[thatzak]

LOL! Thanks Michael =)

[BethOnTop]

loving the ending ;)

girl bum. xx

[thatzak]

I have a girl bum?

[JakeCoff]

dwight poster=AWESOME!!!

[omgoctopus]

lolol, girlhands.

[DIYANAH123456789]

adam crei + zak = epicness (:

[thatzak]

who is Adam Crei?

[billgrip]

This was just too awesome.

[billgrip]

Hahahahahaha. I have trouble digesting human flesh as well, lol. 5 stars, favorited, and heck, I'm gonna tweet this :-)

[thatzak]

Thanks Bill!

[ShakespeareFrost]

That was great! =)

[Shadowpugz]

lol u rock

[ScottRayne]

Fun video Zak - Keep it up.

[thatzak]

will do!

[pianistnyc]

its okay if ur handz r girly. I just woke up and watched your video so it's off to a pretty good start!

[iloveazamat]

love the dwight poster in your room :)

[MichelleTells]

hahaha My favorite part was the shoe part. Bring back the long hair, it was indeed majestic. :)

[thatzak]

the long hair is gone forever!

[missjo5ie]

I don't like how you automatically assume that you are the biggest fan of your own body. I'm pretty sure that it's ME who's the biggest fan of your body... that gorgeous body.

[thatzak]

I am the biggest fan of my own body! Wanna fight?

[NudgeFilms]

thats like one of the best versions ive seen :P

[thatzak]

thanks!

[mattlaw25]

Thank goodness it didn't actually get to testicles.

[thatzak]

yes, that would have been just too disturbing, even for me!

[emmfan09]

hahaha zak, this was great. I can dig the non-conformist-nostalgic route. My day has been pretty good, but it would have been better had you included Cade's song for you somewhere in this video. just saying. please don't hate me.

[thatzak]

We're going to eventually make a music video for that song, but it could be a while.

[alwaystextback]

Glad you finally released this!

[thatzak]

I'm glad too!

[shayshay2992]

this makes me miss dear body videos. except i definitely do not want to have them make a come back. you are an exception to the rule of never bringing back youtube fads :]

[thatzak]

I like bringing back fads long after they died. I recently bought a Tamagotchi =)

[feellinecancer]

wait no, i mean you actually DO have one.

[feellinecancer]

dude ian totally made one as well.

except you win cos you think you have a ghetto booty.

[thatzak]

Yep, tons of people have made them like mememolly, johnnydurham, and whataboutadam.

and the song ass like that is about me ;)

[Cohenism]

OMG YOU TOTALLY COPIED MEMEMOLLY.

Also, I favourited this. Yeap, with a u in favourite.

*winky face*

[thatzak]

Yes, I did copy her. I copied her gooooooood.

and take that U out of here! This is America! and thanks for favoriting =)

[TheWillofDC]

how do u know ur the biggest fan. maybe someone else is. there should be a competition.

[thatzak]

LOL Will! You win at comments.

[zrro21]

haha loved it! :D

[itzmelodyy]

ahahaa(:

i had a good day! it was the first day of school! i'm a freshman! (:

thankyou for asking (:

[thatzak]

do you like high school so far?

[itzmelodyy]

i do! (:

my schedule is waaaaaay better than it was in middle school(:

&& i get to go to school with alot of my elementary school friends again (:

[kennagirl55503]

I've missed Dear Bodies.

[rbrown2697]

hahahaha nice horse hair.

[LindysNonsence]

best "dear body" vid I've seen, by the way.

[thatzak]

thank you =)

[mickiebee14]

Zachary. Please make Dwight Shrute stop staring at me.

Kthnx ^_^

Annnd you made a slight error in your comparisons.

UNICORN mane, not horse's mane.

Must I mail you that 'left-hand' drawing from awhile back? *furrows brow and shakes finger at Zachary*

[thatzak]

Saying unicorn would be wrong because unicorns aren't real, but my hair is real.

and I specifically pointed Dwight away from my bed so I wouldn't wake up to his face.

[ZEBRASx5]

i know this dude who is 18 and straight and he loves unicorns.

haha,

[imzUnicorn]

:/ Unicorns ARE real.

[wildcarebear]

hahahahhahahha

[LindysNonsence]

"dear tongue, stop that!" lol!

[studentdotcom]

Where did those girlie hands come from? :) Funny vid.

[thatzak]

my mom

[ISnoggedHarry]

Zachary, I think I have some serious unconditional love for you.

I laughed a lot :)

[thatzak]

yayy, I have unconditional love for you too =)

[ZEBRASx5]

its kinda weird how people say they love you.

haha but this video was funny..

[hence the haha]

[thatzak]

I think it's the kinda love when people say that they love pizza.

[Navs1231]

wasn't the point of this original video supposed to be the opposite of this? lol

[thatzak]

lol, well yes. I decided to take the video and make it much more narcissistic and less serious.

[Navs1231]

hahh i liked it though. Well done, sir.

[thatboyonline]

LOL

[AlyAndCate]

hahaha best dear body video EVER!!!!

[thatzak]

thanks!

[AlyAndCate]

But of course ;)

[LaughLikeNoTomorrow]

Retro!YouTube... I like it.

[thatzak]

me too =)

[Toddly00]

HA

you just proved you deserve to be in the wolf pack

[thatzak]

I'm glad that I could prove my membership, Todd.

[cheermaniac161]

I dont care if this is old, i love "dear body" videos

[thatzak]

yeah, I think they're really funny when not taken seriously.

[CopyAndChase]

anytime :D

[Crystalkay14]

Hahaha this is great. :)

I loves youuu.

Zak :D

[thatzak]

love you too =)

[charlyandjosh]

Wait, so your buttocks kill men? That seems like an odd choice of murder weapon... You really want to go with something that you can ditch: revolver, knife, poison, spatula, etc.

[thatzak]

Well, the buttocks is an obvious choice. One reason is that it's not a conventional weapon. Two, it can make it past metal detectors so if I need to kill someone at an airport or a sporting event then I can do it with ease.

[starstrukk280]

haha TESTICLES xD

.. yea im mature :D

[thatzak]

Embrace the immature side.

[DavidArchuletaLove28]

i love it when you do videos like these.

(:

[thatzak]

Woo! I'll try to do them more often then.

[thebandz]

the closest we'll get to thatzak porn :( haha sorry i couldn't help it

[thatzak]

LOL! I can tell you that, that will never happen.

[allygator06]

haha i liked the hair part, loved the shades ahah.

your hands didnt look girly to me ?

[thatzak]

I've been told that they're girly before, I don't understand it at all.

[allygator06]

well you know what they say

cameras make your hands look..manlyer ? lol welll they dont look girly to me =)

[coolshades008]

thatzak has a hella cool shirt :)

[thatzak]

thanks!

[0hlucy]

you should grow a mustache.

jussayin'

[thatzak]

I would if I could but I can't =(

[kkravey]

the office poster + allusion to cannibalism = a+, though a christmas tree blanket in the background would vastly improve this video.

[thatzak]

That Christmas blanket should make a comeback

[kkravey]

please.

[Pudding413]

AMAZING. As usual. I never become disappointed by watching a video thatzak has created. It's like when you are a child and your birthday is coming around. You know you may get crappy gifts, but you are never disappointed to see the gifts.

thatzak=smile on every youtuber's face. =)

[thatzak]

Thank you so much <3333

[Pudding413]

You are very welcome, my friend! =)

It's really cool that I got the chance to meet you this past June! I am pretty sure that was the best time I had all summer.

You're the tightest! =) <3

[CollidewithChris]

Your stomach will digest it better if you chew your human flesh first. Don't swallow it whole. C'mon Zak every self respecting cannibal knows that. =p

[thatzak]

hmmmmm chewing first, I'll have to try that. Thanks for the tip!

[CatchingRainbowS]

lol frikin' awesome idea man. Loved it 100% Nice Job

[wazzootee]

Zachary, you kinda made my day today.

However, devouring human flesh is quite illegal.

[thatzak]

It's not illegal in Georgia.... or at least I don't think it's illegal.