Harry Enfield - Drinking Songs

[MonkeyHunch]

Southerners cant handle the drink :) lol thats th moral to this story))

[465895k4]

martin he play doc martin he is so funny man

[Gellis2009]

I think that was the best headbutt ive ever fucking seen. the fucking jump and angle on it was insane. That guy wont be waking up for months haha

[stuqua]

@Gellis2009

Actually, he got up and left about 10 seconds later!

[kcirdrab]

1 of Enfield's best sketches, remembered it alfter all these years & came looking for it on YT, still as good as I remember it.

[liam1564]

@kevinastraw I'm pretty certain you've missed the point. It's satire.

[SuperLucifer420]

damm this is funny as hell

[kcirdrab]

@SuperLucifer420 good call from the colonies

[kevinastraw]

If Hitler had told jokes he would have been loved by this audience. How is it they clap when Clunes "nuts" a total stranger? This is one of those shows when the audience is not laughing at but with these gross imbeciles.

[AreaClouded]

@kevinastraw

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[kevinastraw]

@AreaClouded What is wrong little chap? Did daddy make a comment you did not like. Ah, diddums, back to sleep. Grow up tomorrow, perhaps.

[AreaClouded]

@kevinastraw I bet you're the life of the party, you jumped up twat.

[Gellis2009]

@kevinastraw the audience is not laughing at but with these gross imbeciles.

[mrmister102]

love this sketch,the harry enfield show in its prime

[TheJaytard]

oioi,weirdo alert! DECK HIM!

[XnickmindfreakfanX]

Anyone have any idea what episode and season this part is from?

[sam8110]

Hahaha so british 

[philthall]

College nobs.its really like this and these guys go on to become leaders of england.Debag and raddish them i say

[MrEeqqee]

"best shag i've had in weeks" lmao

[l33chillin]

Weirdo Deck HIm.!!!!!

[greatbrit101]

There's a song missing off the start of this.

"Ohhhh Cricket's played by pansies, and football's played by queers

tennis is for poofters, they're up each others rears

bowlers bite their pillows, and swimmers are the same

but we are proper men becauuuuuusssseeeee..... Rugby is our game. OI!

[Rainb0wSeven]

@greatbrit101

I've been trying to find that first bit for aaaaaaages! Thanks!

[pistolpeeroy]

@greatbrit101 SO GAY...

[cl998]

@greatbrit101

THANK YOU!

I remember this sketch from years ago, and finally got here by typing "Martin Clunes rugger bugger" into Google, was saddened and thought I'd hit the wrong thing when it didn't feature that homophobic song!

[greatbrit101]

lol at 3 tries, 2 conversions and 27 hospitalisations

[Rainb0wSeven]

@SanjiMikili

They are talking about rugby.

The first song they sing is: "One big titty, bouncing up and down; two big titties, bouncing up and down; three big titties, bouncing up and down; we're going to have to get a bigger bra, HOY!"

[peperudi]

Looks pretty much familiar to me after having spent a couple of years at college in England.

[ghosevil]

@SanjiMikili they mix around a few american nursery rhymes to a few more dirty phrases... you have to have grown up with them to find them funny!

[Superduperminime]

The titty song...watch harry...he looks likes hes about to burst out laughing XD

[RobReed135]

Weirdo alert deck him and again and again who's round is it I'll get em in

[SketchTheWorld]

Keep clicking 0:34

DECK HIM

[jonthechefreid]

thats what im like at me village club on a sat night haha

[WooVision]

Quality

[dubtoffee]

DECK HIM

[Slapbass13]

Oi oi!

[shinyboncebjk]

Brilliant

[patchesdf]

"Best shag I've had in weeks!"

LOL

[fuckinsaulhudson]

hahaha fuckin hilarious

[spesh1122]

well done sir

[megandtrav]

OI OI weirdo alert, DECK HIM !!

[afabandjon]

lol how was that for you best shag ive had all week

[lillestat]

the weirdo in the red shirt was cute, lol

[rotel1080man]

right who's round is it, i'll get'um in ,good man, well done sir

hahahaha!!!!!!!!

[rotel1080man]

ohhh, one big tiddy bouncing up and down, two big tiddys bouncing up and down, three big tiddys bouncing up and down, we're gonna have to get a bigger bra. io!!!!

[DestAIDS]

You are aware they are singing about titties I hope...

[rotel1080man]

oh crap, i'll have to do that again

[MrCommentz]

"oi oi wierdo alert" "DECK HIM!!!"

LMAO!!!

[Aztecius]

id have a drink with them any day

[signalrambo]

@Aztecius me too!

[MonkeyHunch]

@Aztecius your a wanker then , and i`d give you a bloody face in my presence

[Aztecius]

@MonkeyHunch you would no doubt get several beer glasses thrown at your skull

[MonkeyHunch]

@MonkeyHunch LoL

[fraserkatie]

I love the part where they say- "Row, Row, Row your boat gently to the shore, whoopsadaisy Christopher Biggins, never been pulled by a pig before" LOL!

[morganjanestarkman]

hahahahahahaha thats funny

[LGScotland1992]

Martin Clunes & Harry Enfield=Brilliant.

[simkins91]

Harry Enfield n Martin Clunes are ace.

[tcrangle963]

noone does comedy like the brits!

[marccarran]

What are the words to the death charge one?

[abysalhydra]

try this one for size, (dont know) , blosh

depth charge!

oooooo one big titty bouncin up and adown

two big tittys bouncin up and down

three big tittys bouncin up and down

we gonna have to get a bigger bra

[ARUK1]

"Try this on for size Fritz" relating to the second world war depth charges, Fritz is a slang word for Gremans!

[abysalhydra]

ah thank you, i knew it was from ww2 but didnt know that knickname for them

[marccarran]

Thanks mate.

[charlieadgth]

christopher biggins lol

[Brooky22888]

Genius! Rugger buggers are hilarious and also the best guys to drink with

[callie1972]

I just love Harry Enfield!

[magrpe]

Rugger-Buggers at university all over England!

[tom101086]

wholeheartedly agree. Tossers.

[captainlaredo]

wow...I have my volume turned all the way up and it's still hard to hear.

[johnnylovesmilk]

get a new pair of ears or computer then

[GeeGee3374]

we still have the same songs now lol

[ChrisLUFC4EVER]

Lol...I wish I had drinking songs like this.. Weirdo..deck him. :)

[rankingjohnmajor]

One big titty.....classic

[rugbyrugby0202]

good man prop number one!

[stupidcunts]

weirdo alert,deck him, hee hee.

[stupidcunts]

never been porked by a pig before,ha ha ha very funny.

[wiganlad1000]

row row row the boat gently through the shore

whoops a daisy christopher biggins

never been porked by a pig before oi!

lol classic comedy

[ivez87]

LMAO,weirdo alert...DECK HIM, that guy got owned 3 times, oh too funny...

[MumblesJackarmy]

Fuckin brilliant :D:D

Is this one and the george bernard shaw one the only ones they did of these characters.

[lucybuckley12]

whos round is it?

i'll get em in!

good man!

well done sir!

[Vegito231085]

This reminds me of my mates who play rugby, impossible to drink with

[stupidcunts]

yeah i know,they spill more then they drink.

[roko2t6]

one big titty bouncin up and down hey!

[koalachrisx]

FANTASTIC! Someone upload the Drinking song "Jack Bernard-Shaw, who went to Brazil with a knife and a fork ... etc" the followup to this, best scetch ever!

[mmKASSY]

KEVIN AND PERRY GO LARGE!

best. movie. EVER. plus if you like kevin and perry go large, watch the 'kevins guide to being a teenager'

[scottbonehead]

funny as hell! can't wait to get to the pub to try the songs out!

[fentonralz]

Good man! Well done sir!

[nickvilla20]

weirdo alert LOL

[saintbill]

haha there jus like real brit jock twats haha

[kasaroll]

If you like this, Watch Kevin and Perry go large, MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE IV'E EVER SEEN! I love Harry Enfeild.

[keepbritaintidy]

reminds me of the rugby players at university :D

[Synitex]

I am an actor, the beer is a substance of apple juice, with less carbs and sugar, and it is fizzy to make the froth, it is quite disgusting actually lol

[daystate12345678]

omg thats really interesting.thx..lol

[e7whu]

this clip just made me ant a beer... remindsme of the slightly wierdo office-boy pissheads i work with

[lovatt06]

OHHHHH

1 big titty, bouncin' up and down,

2 big titties, bouncin' up and down,

3 big titties, bouncin' up and down,

We're going to have to get a bigger bra, hey!

[CrazyJen1988]

Weirdo alert...DECK HIM!!

[wazzok]

what did they use as beer???

[robbieglover]

Martin Clunes is an absolute LEGEND !!!

[fraserkatie]

Oi! OI! Wierdo alert! Deck Him!

[deathintheafternoon]

"best shag I've had in weeks" LOL

[yaakhee]

depth charges are great

[markw187]

(simobeattie) wot the one passed out lol

[pw3uk]

Looks like one of the pubs on Liverpool Street.

Merchant bankers, anyone ?

[simobeattie]

THATS ME N MA BOIZ REAL LIFE HAHAHAHA

[Szchon]

yes, i'm sure it is. we believe you. the important thing is your mommy loves you :)

[CfOme]

ollie ollie ollie ollie what 2 by 4?

[Tuskany]

ollie ollie ollie ollie OXEN 2 by 4.

[CfOme]

way!