Russel Peters -Women are thinkers

[ImperfectSister]

Thumbs up if you've ever woken up mad at your husband because of a bad dream you had about him. I know i have so many times and he always has this confused look on his face each time poor guy. lool i tought I was the only one.

[xXBoomshot475Xx]

Thinking in the kitchen

[danagirl23]

i know some guys who are like these bitches, so ...

[rocknrose8]

what are you thinking SON OF A BITCH!

[cmaglimable]

so so true.

[DancingintherainsMe]

OMG. It's so damn true.

[deadblock3]

Sooo true actually he telling the truth. I know what girl do"thinking". Image that when the girl talk to you something.keeping you real shit.You will find the solution is that she is thinking.

[zeratul7270]

don't watch this with your girlfriend..

[zeratul7270]

thank god i'm a guy

[whatanarutard]

I can't think about nothing! I sit there, sigh, and tell myself. "Okay, I am going to think about nothing!" and BOOM, suddenly my brain wants to know the meaning of life.

[donat2m2j2]

i was just thinking about..... how pretty u r >lol

[zeldalikelink6]

Thumps up if you hate girls that say "i can do this and im a girl XD prob more than a boy"

[zeldalikelink6]

I can do that, all you got to do is focus on something really hard that is really irreverent and boom you got it ---only works for guys---- Girls you're head might blow up so just keep thinking.

[ThePakibro786]

screensaVeR ThinG is so TrUE @

[SuperInfinite16]

It's true I CAN'T STOP THINKING -_-

[raghavmc]

@SuperInfinite16 not surprising :P

[sweethotcandy29]

I always do this to my husband and most of the time he says, " Nothing".

[marcopolo359]

@eargon3 basically... You thought too much about it.

[Eargon3]

Basically what he's saying is that women think and men dont! Which is a twisted way of saying women are smart and men are dumb!:)

[markbatch]

so true . my girl has done that . had a dream an woke up mad at me . fuked up shit lol

[pezelbuda]

dont you just hate when u see a comment that says for example "33 people dont like this cause bla bla" and then u look at the counter and there's more???

[StukovM1g]

Guys don't spend 1 minutes thinking about nothing, we always think about boobs and asses and chicks... :P

[gogban]

"I wasss just thinkinnnnn abouttt.... HOW PRETTY YOU ARE ..."

and this is the 2nd time we lie

hahaha

[ShiMandara]

ROTFLOLMFAO!!!! xD

[BarkingSpider64]

so true, the scariest words that ever came out of my ex's mouth is "I've been thinking", nothing good ever followed those words....NOTHING!

[TwiFreak19]

Haha its true, us girls do think way too much. Sometimes its annoying!

[shaikha255]

OMG ! this guys totally stole Mark's gungor lines !!! 

[ToughGirl98]

I'm a girl and find this hilarious! xD Actually, the dream part is couldn't be more true. :P

[Cirno924]

@ToughGirl98 ikr?? I even feel guilty sometimes like "Why did I dream that? _____ isn't a bad guy he'd never do that!"

[ToughGirl98]

@Cirno924 Haha yeah, the dream part happens quite often for me xD

[juveag7]

Russel's girl voice sounds like elmo



[SalvableRuin]

I can't do that. My brain doesn't switch off.

[Risco98]

Girl: What are you thinking about?

Me: STFU

[snakeshitz323]

that is so true

[aldo347348]

what is the name of this show??

[lavanicious]

i love him.............

[coolgirl23145]

man and woman in 1 dude...

[fossade]

KKKKKKKKKKKK ..gon on man

[chopperboi89]

Ralphie May did a bit just like this... Only better...

[beyondthedarkness808]

Hahaha now I understand.

[raghavmc]

those 49 people are girls :P

[kchen1227]

@raghavmc 52 now... haha

[thepersianlion]

@raghavmc make that 52!lol

[raghavmc]

@thepersianlion Edit option is not yet available :P

[winditup78]

like if u actually were wondering what the stage was made of :)

[haifaaabdelaziz]

eey baby don't f***ing touch me!

what did i do?!

you know what you did!!

i woke up !!!!!

i wish you didn't .. LOOOLZ XD

[AirsoftSniper5555]

Bahahahahahahahahhaha this always happens to me

[BillyNawa]

Which show is this?

[1020dilan]

my god the ending was awesome, i peed myself laughing//

[brenttttti]

so true , freakn hilarious

[slicksottia]

It's true, us guys just sit there and daydream while our gf talks to us xD hhaha, we're such pricks

[ahvazboy]

Dude my GF knows i go to gym every even day around 6-8 pm give or take an hr.. still if i forget to text her and tell her i am fucking going there when i get home i see 20 missed calls and fucking 200 Texts... i just ask myself ,, "why she thinks so much?" ...

[dancing1133]

lmao, my bf just showed me this. LOL. I still believe that he's not telling me something.

[creativa15]

I love his voice and accent imitations.

[Kyuubi958]

...is it weird that I do both of these things from time to time?

[Abramisen]

He forgot to mention the times we are just thinking about buttfucking.

[93dakiller]

when was this ? is this a special ?

[ErisuKimi]

Omg, This is so me. lol

[anjalikamorales]

I'm a girl..I know how to turn off my brain and then turn it back on.

I bet I can think about nothing longer than a boy can...=u=

[kinga5102007]

"nothing box":)

[cr3w562]

I have actually done that shit xD

[prramazi]

true story, but awful play!

[1stclassrecordings]

I was just thinking aboouuuut... how pretty you are

[ramunalem]

true story, true story, lol

[rsdewd]

i always think :S im a dude but i cant stop thinking !

[alaahdino]

I stare into space all the time ecspecially on rides

[MrHichammohsen1]

What is the name of this show and please someone reply :) thankyou

[nithinvohra]

@MrHichammohsen1

not even a single fuck was given today!

[baby91fa]

whats the name of the show?

[NightsHunter1991]

this is just like "A tale of 2 brains"

[Ezzyoe]

RUSSELL IS SOO COOL HE LET ME MAKE A VIDEO IN HIS NEW LAMBO TYPE NEW LAMBO ON YOUTUBE OR GO ON MY PAGE!!!

[badgeroverlord05]

@ 0:54 All the fucking time

[muffinajaib]

Ice Cube spotted at 1:15 lol

[BarB0r]

LMFAO thats so fuckin trueee

[SanaDesigns]

but some say that man keep thinking.. guys he is right?

[kingofabadan]

he is right .

[r77xxl]

Me and 47 other guys were thinking how we think about stuff too. It's the whole thing with female IQ > male IQ. Come on, there are such things as guys who think. Don't give me that "oh if you were thinking then you must be gay" crap. IQ test best = 140+, IQ test first (the one that counts) = 125, give or take 5. And I'm a straight guy.

[Luffelcandy]

I'm a girl....And I think that this is fucking hilarious

[Madskillz907]

what show was this?

[Whathuhwhowhere]

My ex did this almost every time I saw her, its probably one of the bigger contributing factors as to why shes now my ex

[lukelaframboise]

vicky is hot

[jjaysober]

ralphie may does a similar bit; i prefer ralphie's.

[URLYINGBRO]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo true LOL share with meeeee!! share what you fuckin phsyco LOL

[thewerewoolf]

this is so true

[IrenaTheWiccan]

Im a girl, i can think about nothing...for about two minutes

[1nom1]

@IrenaTheWiccan wel..den ur nt a girl..lol..haha..

[IrenaTheWiccan]

@1nom1

yes i am.lol. like i said i can only think about nothing for about two minutes, guys can go a whole fifteen minutes

[1nom1]

@IrenaTheWiccan wel den girl..u d..' maaaaaaaaaaaaannnn '.. :P

[spyu]

Followed by Seinfeld joke. Does this guy have any of his own material?

[spyu]

At 0:55 Ray Romano joke.

[kristinadk]

that's called meditation and it's hard!!! lol

[JackEl3elm]

I got a lot in my mind. I'm not thinking about "Nothing" !

[moves2008]

where is this from anyone knows the name of dvd

[meijinyukichan1925]

this is one of my favorite clips....i laugh so hard no matter how many times ive watched this

[meijinyukichan1925]

this is one of my favorite clips....i laugh so hard no matter how many times ive watched this

[Fyralynn]

All these jokes have been DONE..

[mostpowerful]

whats the name of this stand-up show?

[husseinbood]

@mostpowerful I am looking for the name also 

[fkjetfox]

at least his women impression is better than dane cook, hes always got a lisp

[ankur2130]

So true! So bloody true!

[Inerddy224]

The grist time I saw this I was thinking about the stage ps I'm a girl

[selena123423]

I'm a girl....I was thinking about his nose....and how it's so big....

[crazycc18]

@selena123423 Now you have me thinking about it...damn your right...

[Nickidewbear]

@selena123423 He's Indian, though ;-) (Shalom; I'm Jewish, and I'm going to Gehenna.).

[pixieland98]

@selena123423 i know right... it makes me think if thats how big his dick is...

[mastsid0212]

@selena123423 girl dat bcoz hes an INDIAN we have biiiggg nose

[labellamafiusa]

@selena123423 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . funny girl . (Y)

[gamerspot11]

@selena123423 retard

[F00REX]

@selena123423 I never noticed it before 0_o

[domrct]

@selena123423 : You know what they say about guys who have big long noses.....

[Mugetsui]

@selena123423 His nose is Beautiful.

[rakeshkumar47]

@selena123423 so that he can rub his nose vertically on ''your'' labia... that's what i was thinking ~|~

[szz999]

what is the name of the DVD-release for this clip ?

[meijinyukichan1925]

i love this clip...first time i watched this...i really rolled on my seat laughing...

[Afghanistang]

this is so funny and true hahaha

[mackintosh50]

hay man ,,, thanks for the upload ,,, can u plz tell me where to find the full show ?

[wildrose2904]

lol I love this..

[maltantawi93]

LOL sniped, head shot!!!!!!

[vijenn11]

Ha ha ha

[resyd4i4]

I used this shit. It worked for a second. Then she broke up with me :(

[S65606]

now i know what to show my girl if such a event happens

[S65606]

soooo true xD

[tnmus1c]

I would love to have a bros night out with this guy lmao.

[roxas13kh]

And that's the first time we lie to you :D

[Jack3500able]

Lmfao

[halo123spartan]

haha thats so true i can just sit there and chll without thinking

[behappy452]

@halo123spartan lucky you.

[sukhudhillon]

which show was this from?

[TheFreshblueberry]

lmao sooo true

[niajef]

what is this from? the background looks like red white and brown

[sshahid08]

i hope my girl is watching this 

[FlexxArtist]

@sshahid08 I wish my girl DID watch this or this sentence wouldn't be past tense.

[sshahid08]

@FlexxArtist lol i agree

[HellMuTx]

@jgfjugju Hes canadian

[TheNaruhina4life]

!femalefuckthatbitch!



[ihab3b]

Like this

[jgfjugju]

Meh this is just funny talk. I'm a guy and i'm always thinking. A lot of people are. ;/ dumbass indian.

[r3q2r]

@jgfjugju

yea sure "guy" lol

[jgfjugju]

@r3q2r ? yes i am male.

[canadiangal86]

Oh so true! makes me never want to ask my bf ever again what hes thinking about

[wildheartriverclan]

My pastor said something exactly like this on a marraige series... I love my church XD

[7terrel]

All women need to see this!

[deltaalien1]

what are you thinking about?

(scared)SON OF A BITCH)

[MrBonecure]

Looooooool

[kushal1002]

Legend

[Andreea0302]

15 minutes of thoughtless time! lol!

[SpxrkZz]

"But guys have the ability to sit there, for like 15 mins, stare off into space, and think about NOTHING ..." LMFAO !

[teddymoon]

@SpxrkZz Does that make me a guy then? Lol. The best time to be thoughtless is when your mom tries to nag you.

[PharaohDaniyal]

I disagree with this. As a man, I am always thinking, about mathematical concepts, about physics concepts, about life, about literature, about human psychology, about government corruption, about the exploitation of people in third world countries by multi-national corporations, about the genius that is Tolkein's epic novel series, The Lord of the Rings, about how this is a run on sentence but I don't give a fuck, about how it is almost Christmas but I have no presents, and the list goes on.

[nac2janco2jeka]

@PharaohDaniyal then your an exception i really have times i dont think about something and that im just looking in front of me

[ProudFinn1]

@PharaohDaniyal Right on man. I agree completely. I am always thinking about philosophy, life, death, love, music, strategies, deceased relatives, art, gaming, International relations, diplomacy with foreign nations, How the land of the free. Home of the brave. got soo currupt, and biased. Throughout the Reagan years. Up till now. Etc

[AnicanZone]

@PharaohDaniyal You're really a woman.

[PharaohDaniyal]

@AnicanZone lol

[MrJagdeepgrewal]

i promise.. first lie!!!

[TheUltimatephoenix71]

EXACTLY 

[retardedcentaur]

This video will solve 90% of my problems once my girl sees it!!!

Thanks Russell.....

[MyNameIsGirlyCrazy]

This is AWESOME :D

[ScoversMe]

Kudos dude same here :D

[DrakenGuardz]

It's 2 o' clock in the morning... I've been up for 35 hours and I really need sleep. But I guess one more Russel Peters video couldn't hurt :D

[GotNuthinOnMeh]

I physically cannot think nothing o.o

[NinjaJohno]

38 people's husbands wouldn't share with them

[pravpre]

can someone upload the full video

[MsCrazyladify]

"SHARE WITH ME!!" XD

[MsCrazyladify]

"SHARE WITH ME!!" XD

[mica022]

Is there anyway I could LIKE this video again? LOL! :))

[mica022]

OMG! This is flippin hilarious! SO TRUE! My boyfriend and I go through this all the time! LOL! and he says those very same lines! LOL! But I seriously ask only because he looks like he's so deep in thought! He tells me that he's not thinking of anything and i say yes you are! just tell me! lol! and he says, i'm thinking of how pretty you are, how beautiful and sexy you are and blah blah blah! LOL! THANKS FOR SHARING!! KEEP POSTING :) ENJOYED THIS VIDEO!!

[celark]

@mica022 It is true, we can think of literally nothing. We do it all the time. Its our way of unloading information in our mind. I think often women unload their minds by talking about something.

[mica022]

@celark lol I told my bf that I wouldn't ask him anymore lol! but if it means anything, he asks me too! lol! I tell him that I'm not thinking of anything when I am only because my thoughts are SOOOO random lol!

[TheBennysoldier]

Ahahahaha!!!

[poplach]

bullshit, makes me go to sleep....

[TheYazmanian]

George Carlin did this joke too. I guess it's popular.

[MsStarstruck1234]

LFMAO

[agentcn]

true!

[bananabrain96]

SHARE WITH ME!!!!! >_<

[IBTMorimoto]

LOL