Ask A Ninja - Question 80 "OmniOmni Pt.1"

[Fargosis16]

do ninja's like icecream?

[oyvinator]

flying dropkick:-D

oh.. did you turn on my tv a week or so ago? ninja or ghost had to do it.. noone else was here

[miniman649]

Now tell me.. Was the song by any chance something by Michael Jackson....?

That would explain A LOT!

[arowschaos]

it says can i expect to NOT see you at the renaissance fair...

[eclipse92able]

lol ive seen this alot and its still funny how many episodes are there in this series

[TheSatanwarrior]

Do ninjas worship Satan? joyofsatan

[DisturbedFan4AllTime]

@TheSatanwarrior Ninja's already killed Satan

[TheSatanwarrior]

I love this guy. He is so hilarious. joyofsatan. org

[CornerOfMystery]

Wow.. You're creepy xD

- but in a good way :D

[Cycloud]

Is it just me or do your eyes hurt after watching this? x.x

[mikejbrown12]

Do ninjas drink coffee?

[GatameOne]

That or this?

[Sliderstone86]

Stop drinking coffee dude, seriously !

[FilmFreakxxx]

3:09 best one yet XD aside from

"What is that?"

"That? Thats always been there"

ROARRRRRR!

"OH You mean THAT! ... Holy Crap!" *runs off camera*

Love that one <3

[dukingman]

Can you explain how to do the flying drop kick?

Ok...as youre flying, u drop and then you kick at the same time. I know, the name is kinda cinfusing. LMFAO!

[100ttteam]

slechtse filmpje ooit kan toch wel wat beter

[emfan457]

oh my god i haven't watched one of these videos in years! btw, best line was "if ninjas didn't exist, then the statement 'ninjas do not exist' would be a ninja!" or the platypus bit

[DrDeathpwnsu]

A 4 yr old girl? Really? Have you no shame?

[FrancheskaArroyo]

Where do ninjas come from?

Out of nowhere!

XD

[steveecker]

Is the 20 yr old guy that got caught on the hong kong-canada flight who dressed up as a 55 yr old man and took his costume off in the bathroom and got caught a ninja on a failed mission? here's the link >> watch?v=VGaJqfrGc50

[codydh3]

what are ninja's favourite breakfast cereal

alot of ninja's like unlucky harms, but for me i like cinnamon death

mikey shouldnt have eaten those

XD

[codydh3]

where do ninja's come from

*pssh* out of nowhere

[GoldenFenrir]

I love this guy!!!!!!!

[synzor]

this is the only format of the show you should DO ! this is fucking hilarious... don't be like all those idiots with the viral videos... it SUCKS!

ask a ninja! stay true to ninja!!!!

[FunkMasterFlex3]

I love how the entire show sounds like a giant run-on sentence.

[Bhitch92]

"Sure, as long as you don't want that daughter to have a 5th birthday" HA!

[RyoZBlade]

@Bhitch92 3:30 - 3:31 If you catch my...we're gonna kill her LMAO

[minja714]

@RyoZBlade look back to the beginning where it says im a ninja... LOL SPOILERS ALERTS!!!

[forazitalian]

Where do ninjas come from? shick... out of nowhere!

[Fitzgery1]

The only bad thing about making all these videos, it allows pirates(like me) to figure out your tricks and your secrets and plan accordingly for future battles

[0megaDragonSword]

@Fitzgery1 like it'll help >:)

[CovyElite]

@Fitzgery1 hard to prepare for a future battel if your dead by the time it begins.

[Dastweeper]

CC please.

[Ikutzu]

haha laughed so hard :) Haven't watched these for a while and god you're funny.

[PaulThePuppetier]

He's the nijaest ninja of all

...and that's pretty ninja

[RandomNotice]

1:05, he reads it wrong. it says "not see you there"

but still... amazingly funny :p

[cosmiccandy]

Can I touch your shuriken? Sure if you dont mind using your jugular. LMAO!!!

[BlckHrt141]

I'm going to kill you just for asking that question

[N1mro8]

"point A to point dead" ROFL

[twilightgirl4343]

What is your favorite color????

[ducktapelover1]

3:21-3:25 is awesome

[TheSlayerman7]

how many frikin takes did u do?

[thegodofyou]

haha 3:08

[GlamEye]

23 peoples heads mysteriously exploded upon clicking a certain button.

[OrmOfAtlantis]

I want a bowl of Unlucky Harms!

[Trickblaze7]

ninjas do it from behind

[fiandaca123]

Who the ninja?

What am sky?

[rjqg327]

thumbs up for brick roll!!

[clayisajedi444]

I love this guy

[W4R10CK44]

If a ninja with a flashlight is runing faster than the speed of light will the flashlight work?

[kerozenimus]

@W4R10CK44 Yes, but if he point the flashlight ahead of him, you won't see the light. If he aim the flashlight sideways, you'll see a "line of light", like when you see shootingstar in the sky. Pure ninja physics!

[TrueHighLander]

1:05

Say can I expect NOT to see you there but just says outloud can I expect to see you there

Hatefaults in things I love

Sorry ninja

[LoveLollyxxPopX]

1:06 He reads the question wrong. It says, "Can I expect to NOT see you there?" Haha

[Kobasac2]

@LoveLollyxxPopX hahahaha, true, tricked

[hylianfreak]

btw, omni means "all" or "every"

[LastStandForTears]

If ninja's are suppose to be quiet, then why do you YELL! p.s, I'm a mini ninja, like it or not!

[Zvesda]

@LastStandForTears

Sorry, I see your comment. That means you are not a ninja. At all.

[Zvesda]

@LastStandForTears

Sorry, I see your comment. That means you are not a ninja. At all.

[TheAirwit]

wut are ninjas

[b74k3]

Can ninjas survive longer than normal people during a zombie apocalypse?

[kk72390]

Ask a ninja: Is the Manga/Anime Naruto at all accurate? If not what's wrong?

Justin

[alahad]

lucky harms!!!! XD

[TheCasey16]

where did the theme song go !? =o

[badkiller2]

"If ninjas did not exist, then the statement 'NINJAS DO NOT EXIST!" would be a ninja! Thereby, proving itself: STUPID."

AHAHAHAH XDXD!!! EPIC!!!

[riderdraw]

do ninja´s like justin bieber

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

Whoa, you're WAAAY faster than you're first episodes.

[Skymning]

I WANT UPDATES!

[WatchVenusSpa]

Sometimes you've gotta fight to be a NINJA!

[AFMountaineer2000]

I wonder if he killed the people that gave a thumbs down to his video

[A10hybrid]

*Dances like never before*

ARGH I'm gonna kill you just for asking that question.

[DonkeyVacation]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Shinobitron]

LMAO! Never ceases to make me laugh!

[verna268]

You know the one about the renaissance faire, it says can I "not" expect to see you there, yet removes the "not." O.o

[KAMAERUE]

blablabla BOOM

[Enigma003]

I liked the last question the best. "Can I hire a ninja for my daughters 4th bday party?" "Sure, if you don't want her to have a 5th bday party." lawlz

[niseja]

Awesome

[Loneruler]

Unlucky harm, cinnamin toast death XD!!!!!!!!

[MegadethDroogie]

hahahaha omg laughing the entire time!!!! good work man

[A10hybrid]

The Renaissance Faire one.... notice the "can I expect to NOT see you there."

You won't really see the ninja but you'll still get hit with a turkey drumstick."

[FreeBeDrug]

shut up!!!

slap a ninja.

[TheFightingOgre]

the why i have so much free time was pretty deep

[spoonofdeath4]

why do i watch this?

because u could be a ninja

[Fingolfin1394]

This is great. I was laughing the entire time. The Bruce Springfield joke was the best

[geebizzle38]

sry I meant to thumbs up

[TheKingBarracuda]

if ninja's did not exist, then the statement: "ninja's do not exist", wouldn't be a ninja!

*not existing ninjas are NOT ninjas

*therefore ninjas are NOT ninjas

*so the statement becomes

*NOT ninja's do not exist

*therefore NINJAS do exist

hehe

[SuperAdviceMan]

If a ninja saw a poor helpless little girl with no food or water, but she was holding something valuable, would the ninja still kill her?

[RiddIer]

This video could give someone a seizure...

[DarkLady1313]

Man i wish i could send a ninja to my cousin's 19th b-day party

[hotchicky8]

"can you explain how to do the flying drop kick?"........... "ok, if your flying, you drop then kick at the same time."

LMAO

[marth8000]

point A to point dead LOL

[whitwithwitt]

If you catch my - we're gonna kill her

[samlikeyeah]

I forgot how funny he is. :)

[GodShadowdeath]

@samlikeyeah thjats because he killed the memmory of the funny

[MyMusic621]

this is probably the only guy on youtube that has consistently funny videos haha... all of them are funny no matter what unlike all the other crap on youtube. haha keep up the good work

[master3243]

i agree

[xXCriptlordwcXx]

"this? I don't even know what this is!!

definetly that. get this out of here"

LMAO nice 1!!!

[NewBenBrucsh]

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[JimmytheTexan1441]

@CityLights1348 way to steal a joke from a joke stealer. *cough Carlos Mencia *cough*

[ZachCraft]

@CityLights1348

Way to quote it wrong, retard

[percussionprincess]

Lol this rocks

[Oslosfantasi]

Har du det bra?

[7happypeople]

SHUT UP!!!!!!!! i couldn't even get through one minute of your "video". ur the most annoying person i have ever watched!

[octi911]

ur gay

[7happypeople]

@octi911 that's original. where'd u get that comeback? google?

[octi911]

no from your Dad

[7happypeople]

@octi911 my dad died when i was 6 from lucimia.

[octi911]

like i give a fuck

[7happypeople]

@octi911 wow. u must have a huge IQ to come up with that insult. respond back when u actually have a comeback that i haven't heard from a 6th grader.

[uniforchrist]

wow dick like u dont sound like a kid who thinks they now every thing come talk to my when u can appreciate the work that this guy puts in to making these videos.....dick

[7happypeople]

@uniforchrist if he would talk slower and was less annoying, i would.

[uniforchrist]

thats the whole point, what id u actuly beleve that this was an actual advice video

[octi911]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

and i didnt give you the thumbs down that shows how stupid ur response is idiot

[7happypeople]

@octi911 watever dickwad

[octi911]

what a great comback

[7happypeople]

@octi911 like ur saying anything better. ur responses haven't been anylonger than 6 words.

[octi911]

so what i dont need allot of words to describe that your an idiot

[7happypeople]

@octi911 well, seeing as u keep using the same words over and over shows that ur intelect is that of an ameba.

[octi911]

is that so

so i have to fight every god damn kid on you tube intellectually????

what a tard you are

[7happypeople]

@octi911 wow, u must be really intimidated. its ok, ur not the only guy with a small penis.

[octi911]

wow u talk like u sew my penis

thats so gay

just stop talking bullshit ur destroying a good video with ur idiotic responses

[7happypeople]

@octi911 i have seen it. and how could i be destroying this video if it's not that good in the first place?

[uniforchrist]

really there is no pounit so go f@#k ur self ok

[octi911]

wtf do you want??!!

are you his mom?

[uniforchrist]

no im just a guy who respects what other people do these videos are hilarious, and if u cnt find the humor in these then why did u bother watching the video and leave a frickin comment, oh i know its because u have no life

[octi911]

am not the one who hates the ninja you idiot

i love him

am just talking trash to the ass who hates him

you dont eve know what we said

just turn around and walk away

[hahayouknowme33]

i dnt find him funny

[Articulateananswer]

then you possibly have no funny bone ^^

[hahayouknowme33]

exept the one in my dick that my girl friend tickles all the time

[tron360]

lololololdeadnecksollololol

[jlmcwj]

too fast, i can't even read some of the questions

[kadotie12]

the idea of ask a ninja is fast paced humor. that's why it's ninja themed.

[khalafismail]

ur moms a ninja

[forcefire99]

the flying drop kick was hilarious

[Wavicle]

I give this six out of five stars. You can't see the last star because it's a ninja star.

[dukewhite129]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[KmanThePanda]

epic.

[lsbspike2650]

lol. that's awesome

[Geckomayhem]

@Wavicle That is the most awesome comment I've seen today. I really hope you made it up yourself!

I also give him 6/5 stars. That was insane; and insanely funny. "As you're flying, you drop and then kick at the same time. I know: the name is confusing." LOL!

[jfizzlekrizzle]

Point a to point dead. xD!!!!!

[1995jordan]

these are hilrious! xD

Say ninja! How are you so funny and so great at murdering people at the same time?!

[TalynCo]

Have you ever killed someone by talking so fast their brain explodes?

[vansripper]

2:13



"Alot of ninjas like Unlucky Harm but for me, I like Cinnamin Death."

hahahahaha i cracked

[sHDK5]

do you ever had a pink shirt on?

do you ever take your cloth off?

are you talking too much?

[tboneonthedobro]

do you speak english sHDK5?

[thevengance]

Lol point A to point Dead hahahah!!! At least that's what I think he said...still funny as hell!!

[5hort3]

peggy sue? biggie suit?

[BACKWARDIAN]

When he started singing, I cried.

[MabinogiHeadQuaters]

Omni = "All" In latin.

I should know, it's my name. ;)

Funny video, also.

[woofwoofwoof1a]

"If you get my (We're gonna kill her) Phew."

[Electroguy1]

Ha was gonna quote the same line. ^_^

[odair96]

ninja what time is it ?

[CharlieFreakin]

But.. why even ask that? Everyone knows the only natural enemy of the Ninja is the Pirate.

[Darkony]

Pirate ?!?!?

Couldn't you just come-up with a better enemy ?

Perhaps Bryan Adams

[RichieHaas]

Ninja, why are all the turkeys dead? :(

[pivotdude1]

because you touch yourself at night

[TheePwner69]

Does this mean if I answer it your going to die or if I don't answer your going to die?

[flyerdude02]

lol at 1:05 the question posted and what he was saying are diffrent

[HEATSEEKER911]

no they arent...

[flyerdude02]

yes they are he says can i expect to see you there and the question is an i expect to not see you there

[HEATSEEKER911]

oh i see what you mean, i thought u mean the answer wasnt the same

[taybar9]

o.0 very wierd but i like it

[LoopyCutey22]

I Will cheats and ask in the comments!!

How Do ninja's explane sex to a lonley teenanger?

-Camile (it's Cu-meal ;)  )

[EaObUiCe]

i love ask a ninja , but if it slowed down a little like the old ones would would be great .

[:

[MatchDare]

what happened to the song?

[TheImmigrantsong]

i like it a lot because its really fast :D (this or that :D

[muzapstar]

slow down man, i like the earlier episodes.

[MidnightAngelle]

If i was a ninja and i was jus as strong as you and as fast as you who would win?

[MidnightAngelle]

Are there hippy-ninjas

[mysteryofthepickle]

A bee werewolf?

lol!!

"one bite and your a horrible actor for the rest of your life"

lol

[100percentfreesubs]

awesome

[Houck1337]

"if you catch my... were gonna kill her" xD

[EreinionEluchil]

Binge-ja.

[13Fayt13]

ROFL!!! NINJAS RULE!