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  • Jarvis Cocker is an idiot. MJ made his best music in the mid-90s.

  • HOT RED HEAD

  • notice how everyone on the panel fails to laugh at his Moonwalk gag, dinosaurs

  • Respect to Jarvis... if we except ID cards then we may as well be laboratory mice... squeak squeak squeak... I´m a human being. I don´t want to tell future generations that we failed to protect our democracy.

  • Is that Peter Hitchens on the end? Ugh. What a terrible attempt at a right wing facsimile of his excellent brother.

  • "MICHAEL JACKSON IS MORE FAMOUS THEN JESUS"? Show me the figures that support that claim, because I frankly cannot believe that a pop singer is more well-known than the iconic figurehead of a religion which a third of the world's population adhere to, and the rest are aware of. I would go so far as to say that most human beings know the name Jesus.

  • Jackson didn't invent the moon walk, it was around for decades before he copied it. I don't think Jarvis Cocker spoke one word of sense in the whole video.

  • @rockermanmatt he did talk about more than the moon walk... maybe you should listen a bit more carefully?

  • @funkysteveve Did I say he only spoke about the moon walk? Did I imply that in any way? I don't think so. The moon walk is what I chose to comment on.

    Oh by the way, "Maybe you should listen a bit more carefully" is not a question. Maybe you should think a bit more carefully before trying to act smart.

  • @rockermanmatt well clearly you wrote "I don't think Jarvis Cocker spoke one word of sense in the whole video" yet previously, you only commented on his comment on the moonwalk, which i agree, was wrong, but you didn't provide any evidence to support your claim when jarvis cocker made his comment about ID cards.

    and by the way OH SHIT I MADE A PUNCTUATION MISTAKE, I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU!!!!

  • @funkysteveve You really want to force me to comment on his ID card comments?

    I'm not even British and if I was I wouldn't be a supporter of ID cards, but...

    He says the more you try and control people the more they act up - great words of wisdom, eh? Yea, people didn't kill each other at a music festival - great argument to do with ID cards. He makes no sense. It's just inane ramblings.

  • @rockermanmatt well i'm glad i finally know your opinion on the matter

  • 13 years of this and what did we get war and the erosion of civil liberties but you did get £5.75ph, well done new Labour!

  • Jarvis the twat, typical english jealous idiot. WERE IS JARVIS NOW ON QUESTION TIME WHEN NOW MICHAEL JACKSON IS MORE FAMOUS THEN JESUS.

  • @UKfan1975 what the fuck are you talking about? jarvis is not/was not jealous of mj. it seems to be an artistic disagreement to me, if anything fancy.

  • @slampants "He want's live like common people taking the piss that's what common people do" lol

  • @giselachuchu

    YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL SAYS IT ALL (EMPTY)

  • @giselachuchu (SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR FEELINGS) I'll subscribe to your channel. Don't reply to this i'm getting bored, IF YOU DO REPLY THEN YOUR AN OFFICIAL LOOSER.

  • Oh we we wouldn't DREAM of killing people when YOUR around,Jarvis!

    *Puppy eyes*

    *GIGGLE*

  • What the fuck does a singer know about politics.

  • @RichyBMelodies It depends on who the singer is. I'd vote for Jarvis Cocker to be Prime Minister any day of the fucking week.

  • @judgenutmeg1977 So because you like his songs you want him to be Prime Minister? Jesus, no wonder the world is fucked.

  • @RichyBMelodies Not quite. I think the bloke's world perspective is pretty much spot on. Unlike yours. Your "what the fuck does a singer know about politics" question has to be one of the most moranic, fucking comments i've ever read.

    Just out of interest, how many tattoos do you have on your neck?

  • @judgenutmeg1977 Yeah he's totally uneducated in that field, that's not his background. You're talking about a man who believes a society is idyllic as long as people aren't 'killing eachother'.

    Whatever, let's have him for PM, we'll have Roger Waters as defense secretary, Bjork as education minister in fact let's just fill the cabinet with all your favourite musicians and see how far we get.

    Can't believe I share a city with maniacs like you.

  • @RichyBMelodies Could i have Lee Scratch Perry as Education Minister, instead? Cheers!

  • Michael Jackson didn't invent the moonwalk. He just made it famous

  • He was pretending to be Jesus and we all know Jarvis is Jesus.

  • Harriet Harman going completely off topic for no real reason.

  • 4 idiots

  • I always thought Jarvis did it because of how hypocritical Michael Jackson was being by singing essentially a protest song about taking advantage of the poor and damaging the environment, with Michael Jackson being very nearly the biggest contributor to the problem.

    Lost quite a bit of respect for Jarvis finding out it was just because he was pretending to be a Jesus-like figure.

  • @9hello123 i think it's even more significant tbh

  • I despise Cocker but I do agree that MJ posing as a Jesus like figure was rather crass. And I say that as a big MJ fan and atheist. Also, I don't see how MJ's death was overblown by the media. He was arguably the most famous person to have ever lived, what do they expect, a tiny article on page 12?

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  • I personally cannot understand why people like Michael Jackson.I can still remember all the people who hated him before he died because of what he did with those boys. His music was OK at most, in my eyes, just another pop star that was created and marketed for deaf ears of the masses. There is no genius about him, just a lucky pedo-cunt who had a girly voice. Mr. Cocker and his band Pulp however, worked hard and earned their stripes before becoming famous and made some great music in the 90'

  • de la merde vive michael jackson bande de con hahahaha

  • @kenny1994sisi

    i agree. jackson was a twat, bless him.

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  • @jeffhrsn

    That's all there was to the comment.

    Double wanker.

  • Michael Jackson dies just before his tour.. Amy Winehouse dies just before her tour... Who else is looking forward to the Justin Bieber tour.....?

  • @proudy666 yeah 'cause you look like an awesome person wishing death upon someone.......nice going

  • @TheMissHughes It's a JOKE. J.O.K.E!! Yeah? Understand? It reflects my contempt for a quite visibly AWFUL and blatantly talentless/irritating pop star and the corporate pop music he represents. I don't want him to die really but the idea of 'Justin Beiber - Pop star' to die, wouldnt be a bad thing...

  • @proudy666 Jesus-h-titty-fucking-christ.

    You need to get laid.

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  • @jeffhrsn

    it says much that the act he was interrupting with his simulated flatulence was vastly improved by it.

  • michael jackson .. king! mj rocks!

  • hes a fucking legend. it doesnt get better than him. it just doesnt.

  • This is bunch of bullcrap, we have ID cards in slovakia for ages and no, it does not make us presumed guilty or followed in any way. We have much less CCTV coverage than in the UK, that's what should worry you more, not IDs.

  • Don't intelligent people make a fool out of themselves? well this is a prime case. How the fuck could Mj's death be overated? When he was loved & appreciated by millions around the world unlike you panel of dickheads.No he wasn't trying to be like Jesus but you ignornat cunts made him like Jesus regardless to that performance because he had a good soul & u twats threw knives at him for having that soul.I take it that why at 50 MJ's last concert tickets sold out in less than an hour.Jarvis who?

  • @Angela3083

    it's not only intelligent people who make fools of themselves. you're making a pretty good stab at it yourself.

    posing as the messiah isn't the mark of a "good soul". it's an indication of having an inflated ego, and if you want to live in the real world you have to accept that not everyone is going to bow and scrape at your feet.

  • @strangefurt64 MJ wasn't promoting himself on the stage at that award show.Didn't you see the starving black kids in the background that's what MJ was all about & he knew he had a huge following to get the message across,simple.If you can't get your head around that then Im sorry for you. If you think Jarvis got the right to insult any artist regardless live on TV at an award show like that then I think it him with the inflated ego.Jumped up, ignorant, shown off little asshole that he is.

  • @Angela3083

    it's nice of you to feel sorry for me, i feel deeply moved by that.

    however, bob geldof did more for starving africans than wacko did. and he didn't dress up as jesus to do it.

    and he didn't fuck kids either.

  • @strangefurt64 I like Bob Geldof total respect to the man it's not a competition. Since when did Jesus dress up like that? It all in Jarvis's head to justify his ridiculous behaviour.Get a grip & grow up what he did on stage to MJ was below the belt. The guy is a jumped up wannabe if anybody acts stupid on stage it Cocker kicking his legs about like a child taking a tantrum. He should wear a babygrow & stick a dummy in that tuneless mouth of his.

  • @Angela3083

    you think cocker should have dressed up as a baby..... in front of michael jackson?

    NOBODY is that brave!

  • @strangefurt64 Why don't you go & suck Jarvis's dick and get it over with. You might see the light at the end of it.

  • @Angela3083

    oh well if we're going to be mature...

    why don't you dress up as a boy and suck jacko's? you might clean some of the shit off of it.

  • @strangefurt64 Whats Jarvis doing on question time anyhow? Rest my case.

  • @Angela3083

    he's being asked questions. hence the title.

  • @Angela3083

    Firstly its Jarvis Cocker, and he has no problems in saying he was a massive fan of Michael Jackson's early pop career, Thriller, Bad, Off The Wall. And the fact is that his quality dropped vastly from those early albums.

    And the reason he did what he did, for 2 reasons, 1: It was a bet with the pulp keyboard player.

    2: Because the performance was pompous, and ridiculous. Even for MJ

    Plus, do album sales make you better?

    Pulp headlined Glastonbury twice, twice more than MJ

  • @rorrt His quality never dropped he was a perfectionist Sony the record label refused to publicise his latest albums because he never signed a new contract. I don't think Jarvis could fill MJ's boots in any way shape or form as an artist or as a person.There are plenty of pompous Gods on stage,Jarvis tried to take advantage because it was him & show off what kind of man is that ? I would have booted his scranny ass right out the door.Would he have done it to Axle Rose or someone like that?

  • @Angela3083

    Since when is Jarvis Cocker trying to take the place of Michael Jackson? He isnt!

    And the fact is, is that the performance was just silly. and popostrious. With him being seen as a messiah very clearly, beyond the blatant. It was just plain odvious how he wanted to be perceived.

    And would he do the same to Axle Rose, he would if the performance was half as silly as the MJ performance, although, the odds are that Axle Rose would be about 3 hours late for the show.

  • @rorrt Never said he trying to take the place of MJ but someone like Jarvis should show some respect to all artists he aint that musically gifted whatsoever. So Jarvis say's MJ was like Jesus & you all follow.That was his defence for his own stupidity. I saw the whole thing the only clowns laughing were at the Jarvis table the rest of the audience looked disgusted but hey then there are you guys but you would still be a minority.Jarvis no a man that a cowardly immature way to carry on.

  • @Angela3083

    "I don't think Jarvis could fill MJ's boots in any way shape or form as an artist or as a person"

    If he isnt trying to start with, why say that. Of course he isnt as well known as MJ. But there again is MJ remembered for the right reasons? I don't think he is

    And like i said he respects MJ for his early pop career. As do i, he made some great singles

    If you've followed the "Britpop" movement, they were integral to it. Besides, Jarvis Cocker is emensly talented as a musician

  • @rorrt Why say that? Well the reason being when you have worked your socks off since the age of 6 sacraficed a childhood to give the world brilliant entertainment like MJ did who the hell is this little prat Jarvis to jump on the stage & make fun of anyone in that league because the act wasn't to his liking. MJ wouldn't put crap out all his albums were good History remix top selling multiple disc of all time,Dangerous,Blood on the Dancefloor,Invincible all genius.

  • @Angela3083

    jacko didn't voluntarily "sacrifice his childhood" for the entertainment world though, did he? he spent enough time bleating about how he was robbed of it, so i don't think you can legitimately use that as ammunition against jarvis.

  • @Angela3083

    and his bestselling newspaper headlines were:

    HISTORY of sex offences

    DANGEROUS to children,

    BLOOD ON THE BEDSHEETS

    and SLEPT ON THE BEDROOMFLOOR (Your Honour)

  • @Angela3083

    He wasn't making fun of that thing that he sacraficed his childhood. He was however making fun of that (as i said before) just plain stupid performance. Depicting him as some messiah, healing the sick.

    That was the thing that got Jarvis's goat...

    Plus, those 3 albums as good. Not genius. I reckon ive heard maybe, 1 or 2 "Genius albums", actually i havent heard any, and ive heard all the MJ albums...Referring to an album as "Genius", makes no sense to me...

  • @rorrt You make no sense to me are you thick?I know exactly what Jarvis was making fun of my point was what gives him the right to fuk up someones live performance on tv in front of millions of viewers?Because he didn't like his act then he came up with all the bullshit he was trying to be like Jesus at the same time saying he aint relgious.So why the fuck would it have bothered him in the 1st place what MJ was trying to do? Because he a dick end of.I was referring to all MJ's work - genius.

  • @Angela3083

    it doesn't make any difference if you're a god botherer or not. everyone knows who jesus was supposed to be, and someone who pretends to be him is naturally going to come across as a bit of a big-head.

    i can't believe you need this explained to you (on second thoughts, yes i can).

  • @strangefurt64 Since when did anyone apart from Jarvis think he trying to be Jesus like? MJ has done that act for years at his concerts. Do you not understand what ignorance is? The man was performing on TV at an award ceromony which I saw at the time. Doesn't matter what act was on or what they were doing it got fuck all to do with Jarvis & nobody does what he did it called professionalism.Im off end of. But mind & get back to me the day you ever get demoralised in public by a fool.

  • @Angela3083

    maybe there are things more important than professionalism.

    and apart from anything else, you keep saying everyone has the same opinion as you ("end of"), and as this forum quite clearly indicates not everyone does.

    furthermore, whether or not jarvis WAS being a fool jacko needn't have felt demoralised. maybe he could have learned some humility from the experience instead.

  • @strangefurt64 I don't give a toss it is not about same opinion as me. If you applaud anyone making fun of anyone performing live on stage then that's your mentality Im just glad its not mine. MJ was humiliated & demoralised like no other artist in many ways throughout his life but he rose above it & got back up. Anyway let the man rest in peace after all he had a good send off watched by billions around the world so that says it all.

  • @Angela3083

    every time someone answers one of your points you say "it's not about that". so why bring it up in the first place?

    apart from having a psychotic get for a father, almost all of jacko's misfortunes were self inflicted, and he rose above none of them. on the contrary, he spent most of his time bleating like a kid who's dropped all his sweets.

  • @Angela3083

    Maybe i am thick! After all i prefer Pulp to MJ.

    and he only ruined the performance for about 10,000 people, As this was edited out of the broadcast of the Brits...And of those people watching it, i doubt they saw very much...

    Plus, im an athiest. And i get annoyed at people shouting "THE END IS NIGH!!!" In my city square, it makes no difference if im thiest or athiest. People preaching to me annoys me regardless of their intention.

    And MJ's genius in your opinion, not mine

  • @rorrt Well maybe you are just plain thick then because I watched it on TV edited my ass, it was live. preaching my ass get a grip & face the truth.

  • @Angela3083

    Once and for all. Watch the performance.

    watch?v=PWEplzZFrI8&feature=re­lated

    If you can give me a minute/seconds pick where Jarvis Cocker ruins your viewing experience,

    For one thing, the show was always prerecorded from 1990. So they could have/did edit out those parts.

    So there!

    Your wrong im right.

    You like MJ i like Jarvis Cocker, theres very little you can say or i can say that will change that.

    Both are talented, both have made some great music.

  • @rorrt Ok shake on it. I am in defence of MJ he was more than an artist to me he was a good person & people took liberties lets face it MJ wasn't the usual rock star playing up to the part loads of women parties he just wanted to climb a tree & make music & he cared about the world as a whole so I will defend him as a person because he was so sweet & naive but humble he didn't deserve what he got.

  • @Angela3083

    and (lest we forget) he fucked kids

  • @strangefurt64 MJ was no pedo & prooved it so why don't people like you belt up.

  • @Angela3083

    he "prooved" no such thing. he got off.

    that's why we don't belt up.

  • @strangefurt64 What to fuck do you know about his accusers like? Well the first guy has came out & admitted his own Father drugged him as a child & made him lie his Father committed suicide not long after MJ died. The second woman that got her child to lie tried to rip off Chris Tucker & a whole load more of celebs off. NOT GUILTY 10-0 jurors.

  • @Angela3083

    that doesn't prove he wasn't a kiddyfiddler. only a psycho would let their kid sleep with a grown up man in the first place, so obviously they would be crazy enough to try to blackmail jacko.

  • @strangefurt64 You want to educate yourself on real pedos.

  • @Angela3083

    you mean the ones who sleep with children who aren't related to them? that kind?

  • @strangefurt64 No the ones that go to extremes to hide what they doing & get away with it for years and mentally make sure the kids don't tell. Pedos don't go bleeping.

  • @Angela3083

    ah right, not the wealthy ones who get away with it because they have powerful lawyers and intimidate witnesses, then?

  • @strangefurt64 Never mentioned wealth. You missed the point. So this is all about the kids that had sleepover at N/Land he openly admitted it. The parents were there in all the cases not that the media reported that or anything in his defence. Point being pedo's cover their tracks wealthy or not. He didn't think he did anything wrong the parents were there it all got blown out of proportion for money.Im no arguing about this anymore.

  • @Angela3083

    he didn't bother covering his tracks because he was so complacent and insane he thought he could get away with anything. which he did, as it turned out.

  • @strangefurt64 Neither is true, but 1 thing is Jarvis is a complete dickhead and prooved it.

  • @Angela3083

    i thought you weren't arguing about it anymore? make up your mind up.

    anyway, where were we? oh yes... jarvo is cool, jacko is a nonce.

  • @strangefurt64 Im not going to just like to get the last word but I have noticed you are an MJ troll on here so that says it all goodbye

  • @Angela3083

    funny i noticed the same about you. are you going now? good.

  • @Angela3083 Michael Jackson is a nonce. I'm glad the pedo freak is rotting in the ground where he belongs the dirty kiddy-fiddling fucker.

  • @leedickens100 No MJ was a legend even Elvis got accused as being a pedo tough at the top dude you know the place where Jarvis Crocker will never be.

  • @Angela3083 What's the similarity between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Both have a 10 year old crack addiction.

    I hope the fucked up cunt rots in hell.

  • Lots of comments on here resort back to the years of Thriller and discuss its success and influence. That's fine, but Jarvis states that he respects that era, thus the moonwalk comment. What he resented was what came after it, through the Nineties. Anyone can accept that that era was completely different for Jackson. Please, before anyone comments, picture Jackson as if that performance happened, and his success beforehand had not.

  • LOL, the famous David Laws talking about money and the waste possible thereof?!?! LOL, fuckin thief.

  • hes obviously a total dunce! michael was a musical legend and not only that, he was one of the most beautiful human beings. He was not trying to act like jesus with some god given power of healing but i believe he was trying to show that everyone has the power to stand up and make this world a better place. mj felt strongly about the earth and humanity. its people like COCKA!! who make this world what it is today,complete and utter turmoil. He completely misunderstood the message of performance!

  • @babyfaceoOoOo2

    Jacko was a dirty, no-nose perv who fucked kids and got away with it (until he died)

  • @nuitetjuors1 wateva dude believe what you want to believe. but i hope you know that there wasnt actually any hard evidence and they didnt really have anything to pin on him despite their investigations. also one of the alledged victims even cofessed after his death that it was a lie. anyway i doubt that this will make you reconsider despite the obvious evidence but there you go. its always the good honest people that are targeted and brought down. just goes to show how sad this world is.

  • @babyfaceoOoOo2

    If you can blame the world's problems on Jarvis Cocker, it doesn't say much for your intelligence, "dude". And anyone with eyes in their head can see Jacko was a nonce case. Do you think every criminal gets what's coming to them?

  • @babyfaceoOoOo2 "It's people like..." Isn't that the negative attitude that makes this world utter turmoil. What Jarvis did was funny and Michael should've gotten over his ego and realised it, instead of having Jarvis arrested.

  • i always thought michael jackson was overrated never liked him even before his dodgey activities with kids

  • @mcdinkity

    I only became a fan AFTER he wanked kids off.

  • Yeah, made him edgy in a way.

  • @danthewho11

    absolutely! any fool can die as a career move but he'd already trumped that.

  • Poor Jarvis. He didn't really GAS about MJ, but they dragged it up again....

  • MJ did not invent the Moonwalk. He saw it on Soul Train.

    But I agree with Jarvis, Michael's aping of Jesus in that performance rubbed me the wrong way too. I think what jarvis did was hilarious!

    Pulp rules.

  • Jarvis is gonna stop lying!

    He was stewing all night at the Brit awards before MJ even hit the stage because of the fans screaming for MJ all night and not Pulp. And who the heck is Pulp anyway? Nevermind I don't even care.

  • @bigbigmjfan Pulp were a wonderful Britpop indie band. You've never heard of them because they never sold out to a big label, they had integrity which is more than Michael Jackson had.

    What you say is completely untrue, too. If we hated all those we were jealous of we would hate those whom we admire.

  • @Slapbass13 I heard some of their songs.

    I was not impressed. Anyway it's over this happened 15yrs ago. Jarvis and Pulp are over and Michael is dead and loving it.

  • @bigbigmjfan

    i partly agree with you.

    he's dead and i love it.

  • @nobovrilformethanks I don't love it for myself but I'm happy for him. It's over. But now I have no real entertainer. The world hasn't come together over an artist good or bad since the loss of the Great never be another Michael Jackson. KING OF POP! rest in peace love.

  • @bigbigmjfan At least Jarvis Cocker doesn't want to f*ck little boys.

  • @Slapbass13 I wouldn't put my money on that because I don't know the man and he may or may not have harbored some weird thoughts about various people. I don't know him like that to say he does or he doesn't.

  • @bigbigmjfan

    i don't know jarvis personally either but i wouldn't bet my shirt on him being jealous of a big ninny who couldn't handle normal relationships and liked sleeping with little boys (whether he was on the floor or not).

  • @nobovrilformethanks I bet everything he was jealous as heck! Believe me, had everyone been screaming for him and pulp all night and he and his band were winning awards all night in no way would he even care about Michael Jackson and his little performance. It was because the crowd and the night belonged to Michael Jackson Jarvis felt ignored. He comes off as wanting to be an intellectual and only about his music but human beings like adulation even if we abhor the person getting it.

  • @bigbigmjfan

    since hardly anyone is more famous than jackson you would say that about whoever interrupted that embarrassing performance.

    as it is i'm glad someone did.

  • @nobovrilformethanks He was jealous and that's all there is too it. I'm sure he's still ticked at MJ, the statue, the soccer player paying tribue to MJ last weekend, he must be wondering when it's all going to end. It ain't!

    Michael Jackson is forever. Mention Jarvis Cocker it's Jarvis who?

  • @bigbigmjfan

    mention jacko to a normal person and it's "oh right, the kiddyfiddler"

  • @nobovrilformethanks Actually people smile and talk about him fondly. Now I never mention jarvis cause nobody outside of tiny London knows who the heck that is. And like I said I don't know who or what Jarvis has been fancying over the years. But I do know nobody cares. The King of Pop always brings a smile.

  • @bigbigmjfan

    i don't think your market research has extended beyond you and your silly little mates, has it? be honest now.

    even your president had to be bludgeoned into saying something nice about jacko, who even in death remains a national embarrassment.

  • @nobovrilformethanks I will tell you that I believe President Obama and many others in the world (including Jarvis) were surprised at the global outpouring of love and longing for Michael Jackson. It didn't matter anyway MJ was already honored by Reagan and Bush 1 the real presidents. It was funny that same week Obama flew to Russia and was greeted with a gigantic shrine to Michael Jackson at the U.S. Embassy by the Russian people. MJ is loved by so many. He truly was a great man.

  • @bigbigmjfan

    it just shows there are a lot of nutters in the world.

  • @nobovrilformethanks Yeah and one of those nutters happens to be Jarvis.

  • @bigbigmjfan

    yeah, jarvis is so mad he doesn't even sleep with little boys.

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  • @bigbigmjfan

    don't worry about the comment you removed, i remember it.

    "jarvis might just as well have some fun with sleepovers because his career is in the toilet"

    is that what pop stars usually do when their fortunes are in decline? thought so. still you can always die and revive your sales.

  • @nobovrilformethanks I didn't remove it I retyped it it's down below. Besides if it's that easy and Jarvis can't do it.............

  • @bigbigmjfan

    maybe jarvis doesn't sleep with little boys because he doesn't want to. not everybody does, you know.

  • @nobovrilformethanks Not too many kids want to be around Jarvis. They have no idea who he is.

  • @bigbigmjfan

    a lot more kids would cross the street to avoid jacko because they KNOW who he is.

  • @nobovrilformethanks It's a lot better than nobody not knowing who you are. Sorry Jarvis.

  • @bigbigmjfan

    yes anyone would rather be well known as a kiddyfiddler.

  • @nobovrilformethanks It worked for Michael. Jarvis' career is in the toilet. He better do something quick. Start a charity or something. He's rather old so if it hasn 't happened by now.......

  • @bigbigmjfan

    jacko's dead.

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  • @bigbigmjfan

    not at 50 he won't.

  • @bigbigmjfan Well MJ did.

  • @Slapbass13 Sure. Michael Jackson loved children the world over. Just ask his little friend Amy who has been friends with him for 20yrs. She met him as a little girl. She was on Oprah. She was so cute she said we spend all day doing it. Oprah had to quickly clarify that and the little girl said playing. She was a child she didn't know. Or the little girl from the Smooth Crimninal video who stayed friends with him. When he died she gave a news crew a tour of MJ's house and bedroom. She cried.

  • @bigbigmjfan Pulp and Jarvis are not over. Jarvis has played a few gigs this month and Pulp are headlining many festivals this year.

  • @DuskCloud12 Headlining a festival is not the same as headlining a stadium tour. They couldn't even sell more than Take That! It's over.

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  • @bigbigmjfan

    What are you on about? Jarvis Cocker, Pulp has never seeked that attention in the same way that Michael Jackson craved.

    There were 2 reasons he did what he did, 1: It was a bet with the pulp keyboard player. 2: The performance was pompous, and quite stupid, so he decided to jump on stage, and wave his buttocks miming a fart.

    Plus just because you havent heard of Pulp, does that suddenly mean they are bad? I personally prefer Pulp to MJ.

    But there again you are biased.

  • Bloody hell, I come back to this video after a year or so and I see the same people arguing!

  • @strangefurt64 well if i cant think of anything between now and tomorrow and still remeber this lenghychat, ill reiterate on something

  • @strangefurt64 fair enough, tho i could be your first. you could be mine at that. or, ahh this is losing its spice again, you're gonna have to get me annoyed or something to maintain interest, you've done the spelling mistake, ive done the friends thing. it'd be crap calling you a wanker now and we're both at a stalemate on loser stays longest

  • @strangefurt64 thats not very nice, do you still want to talk with me?

  • @strangefurt64 I'm english ish, so what else can we find out about each other

  • @strangefurt64 but its too tantalizing, and i feel i've bonded with you this last hour. if we've been chatting this long does it make us friends? things i should be doing seem so less interesting now

  • @strangefurt64 i cant, you got me all angry inside, im sorry

    you win

    i bow down to you

  • @strangefurt64 tch you got me all red and flustered now pointing out my spelling mistakes, i feel so dumb, and now i feel i've let the world in on my lack of social life, please, spare me from any more of your exposing, your making me feel such a loser just talking with you. i could kill myself right now in the shame of it bwah bwah (if this has satisfied you i can let myself in for some more humiliation for you to get back on your amazing horse)

  • @strangefurt64 how do you know i even have mates? i could just be a sad loner who cant leave the internet alone for one wrist jerking second, fighting off my inevitable oldage with pointless ranting with complete strangers in vein hope of succeeding in some sort of little victory, over an even shallower mind than mine, i get off on asking people like yourself if they have mates, it starts the great comments like your last one, makes me feel i should prove my social abilities to a nobody, bwahhh

  • @strangefurt64 none i beleive, but i did say don't let me detain you further. so i thought i'd ad a few speling mestakes for your amusement as you're still about โชคดีกับชีวิตของคุณ คุณหวังพบรัก

    hopefully you can see through the mistakes to understand the message

  • @strangefurt64 wow you do seem to have gotten on your high horse now that you have read a couple typos, you would be amazed at the amount of typos i make ฉันลาดเทพูดภาษาอังกฤษได้เป็นอย­่างดี

  • @strangefurt64 well simple thing please simle minds so they say, just so long as you understood it

  • @strangefurt64 im sorry about my pomptness during this episode, i have been occasionally preoccupied, please dont let me detain you further

  • @strangefurt64 you are something special aren't you, well i'm sad to say i'm going to have to leave this most tantalizing debate as it seems to have acheived most of what it can yield, so untill next time i hope you enjoyed our little stay half as much as i, which isnt much tbh as i feel even i have let my interwebery youtube vid surfing side slope to the depths of pointless answering back in vein hope of catching another phishy reply

    tuesday you say? suits me, make it around a quarter to six

  • @strangefurt64 golly gosh i was on the mark that time, i should play the lottery, no wait, the balls aren't numbered 1 to 3 you say? and there's 6??

  • @strangefurt64 i still got some time to kill, also i find you amusing in the way that your answers become irrelevant after you missread something, so i thought i'd try adopting your conversation behaviour and quote your answers with more relevance, folowed by something again completely irrelevant, you know just to see what you would come up with next. however even a bouncing a ball gets boring when the ball bounces so predictably. what sort of friends are they then?

  • @strangefurt64 then why are you talking to me?

  • @strangefurt64 whooosh straight over your head

    get ready to duck again soon

    so,,, do you have any sort of friends?

  • @strangefurt64 I'm sorry, is that the best you can do? have you forgotten whats going on?

  • @strangefurt64 you do have the memory of a gold fish don't you

    you see you thought i'd admited he cranks off kids, but obviously missed the vital words that changed the structure of the sentence entirely against the favour of your reply

    when you read a book, do you often find that you've misinterpreted the entire contents and have to summerise with the little dialogue on the back cover? or does that confuse you also?