Bjork TV

[sprazcrumbler]

She is so fantastically inquisitive. I think I love her.

[GrizzlyFist]

Some poets lie, some poets truth, some poets lie to convey a truth.. moral of the story is dont watch tv, and dont trust all poets.

[Lunchsacks]

eeeekkkk cathode ray tube of DEATH!!!!!!

[chungkuo]

Don't touch the capaci BZZZZZZZZZZT!

[bitteoszillierensie]

WTF Youtube?! You link me to a video of Charles Manson?! Here I am watching one of the most enchanting and innocent girls on Earth speak about the inner machinations of television in a sweet and funny way and you recommend a video of the most vile and vicious people on Earth? WTF.

[YaDingus]

I love her enthusiasm.

[zebercet22]

tüplü televizyon :)

[earx23]

her act reminds me of Rutger Hauer in Bladerunner, the knowledge of a grown-up but the state-of-mind of a child.

[skyline0eyes]

"I have the weirdest boner."

[MysTaria87]

Bjork is gorgeous. What's different is beautiful. More people need to understand that. I wish people would stop wanting to look the same and be individuals.

[ginito]

lol @ how she whistle the S

[Andernerd]

Taking CRTs apart when you don't know what you're doing is definitely not safe.

[sinical89]

@Andernerd She read the danish book.

[Number1Zero]

hello

[1angelmiike]

LOVE IT!

[numbers9to0]

I would love when Bjork explains me the washing machine.

[cjcwers]

Ihavethemostnormalboner.jpg

Seriously tho, what the fuck is this bitch on? If she's not high, then she's semi-retarded.

[pepperjack91]

bjork's craziness is part of what makes her hot

[uzi978]

Grantland!

[ImSoJohnDeleted]

i don't know of anyone who's accent changes regularly... why does bjork change? is it just something she put's on? 

[Bahttable]

@ImSoJohnDeleted Over the years, she became accustomed to the English language. Other than that, it's about confidence and a willingness to sound more 'English' aka ignoring the Icelandic accent so to sound more English. Context of topic and its vocabulary can take its toll as well.

Regardless, this accent of hers was/is absolutely tantalizing.

[Kavion123]

hi bjork!!!!

[LadyStardust011]

my favorite person ever--no doubt.

[Bagued]

I, too, have been watching this video just fascinated with the way she speaks. Needless to say I was disappointed going to other video interviews in which she has a British accent with only slight remnants of what's in this video. Please go back Bjork. <3

[Faltskogg]

I've got creep from this video. And also can't stop watching 'cuz it's too pleasantly

[bestemore]

Can we please get married now?

[JeniferSheppard]

hahaha 'you shouldn't let poets lie to you.' she's adorable.

[jamkabi]

what a crazy bitch

[wannabroosky22]

I want her to be my teacher for every class I'm in.

[1Doz]

Oh Bjork, you are so cute, regardless of whether the TV is a deceiver or just an innocent box.

[BobShanky]

Oh my god why can't I stop watching this!?

[youllgrowonme]

ess der more of dis?

[xxpeniskingxx]

'Dat lisp.

[ImSoJohnDeleted]

do you think this could be bjork talking about her transition from religion to atheism? lol

[sameiru]

When she's talking about the inner parts of the TV and explaining it how she "read it in a book" (wrong!), she scratches her nose, showing that she is making it all up!

[ImSoJohnDeleted]

how old is bjork in this video?

[BeautyBoyTV]

She has a whistle when she talks, like the mole from Winnie The Pooh. LOL

[Hickorychiclets]

Bjork is pretty neato. I read that in a danish book, this morning.

[EdgarRazorlip]

she is ridiculously adorable

[pittsburghmuggle]

The thumbnail for this video at first glance makes it look like she's giving a blowjob.

[syurjevic]

dis louks like a citty.... like a little model of a citty...

gives me goose bumps!!! so cute!

[THEANTICHRIST78]

I think she's a cutie pie!

[ImNOTaFurryFaggot]

1. Dat voice

2. Dat hair

HHHNNGGGGGggg

[funnyfacerful]

"You shouldnt let poets lie to you"

[Peebio]

A poet lied to me once.. never again..

[k358159]

I dont think she unplugged in from the wall - thats dangerous!

[k358159]

She is a genius

[Vlad2072]

And mighty Thor lives right here in the flyback transformer...

[FantasticMrJamie]

Wrf

[CrazyAnimatorOfDoom]

I could listen to her talk all day.

[nillocsivad]

nice little paranoid "mind control" theory from the poet

lol

[AlexOfArdrossan]

"You shouldn't let poets lie to you"? Sounds like the poet explained how a TV works fairly accurately. I'll agree with the (ironically poetical) philosophy, but I don't think it applies in this case.

[helloimgreen]

"you shouldn't let poets lie to you"

She's so cute

[akumacornflakes]

I just noticed that she's wearing the same watch on both wrists. She is entirely too cute.

[madradford]

@akumacornflakes

double wristwatch all the way across the screen

[blade004]

@akumacornflakes Oh shit, you're right! I have watched this clip many times before and i never actually noticed she was wearing 2 of them ;)

[Mk2ification]

Golly, you're right... it IS about time.

[FloydHendrix]

she's a little cutie with a sweet little voice. i don't know about her singing and i'm not going to bother to find out.

[krrinz]

I too, was tricked by a poet...

[mdr48371]

Television is our friend.

[taimic]

i watched this over and over again, i think its not televisions that hypnotize you, its björk !!!

[BJrok]

That's Soooo right. haha

[vaginadeluxe]

bjork is cute until you realize cute at this point means fucking insane

[MOSTechnology]

Phwoar a Sony Trinitron naked.

[mvr80]

This gives me hope....did anyone else notice how perfect her english is now??? It makes me believe that we can get to speak any language we want perfectly!!

[Zingerola]

bjork is so unique

[itisitsits]

Love this!

[tjaeger5]

ohhh, that's how the tv works

[zeroinfinit]

It's about time!

[dubstepagh]

oh.. so that's how a tv works.. thanks bjork..

[crakboi420]

this kinda looks like its gonna turn into a porno

[zeroinfinit]

@crakboi420 ahahahah, exactly

[myunclejohn]

Let me show you where the 25,000 freakin volts are Bjork! You are too cute to fry, baby.

[MRsikrim]

AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN BJORK IS DROP DEAD BEUTIFUL .

[DharokDude]

@MRsikrim Fat guido

[MRsikrim]

@DharokDude LOL,FAT GUIDO IM NOT EVEN ITALIAN DUMB BROD AND IM MMA FIGHTER SO FAT NOPE JUST STOP HATING SWEETIE!!!

[MRsikrim]

@DharokDude YU ALREADY WASTED ENOUGH OF MY TIME DONT GOT A SECOND LEFT FOR YU!!!

[MRsikrim]

UR CALLING ME A FUCKING A FAGGOT AND A "MUTURE" CAUSE I SAID BJORK IS BEUTIFUL,SOMEBODY IS INSECURE LOL!!!

[MRsikrim]

BY THE WAY BJORK IS SO FREAKING GORGEOUS!!!

[MRsikrim]

0:20 LOL DID SHE SAY "CRISTMAS IS VERY GAY"???

[DharokDude]

@MRsikrim YOUR SO MATURE DUDE

[MRsikrim]

@DharokDude WAIT DID YU MEAN MATURE OR INMATURE???

[DharokDude]

@MRsikrim I meant your a fucking faggot.

[MRsikrim]

@DharokDude LOL,SHUT UP YU FAT SLOB STOP HATIN CAUSE YU CANT GET THE ATTENTION BJORK GETS!!!

[Puppetmester]

@MRsikrim Originally, "gay" didn't mean "homosexual". It meant "happy". So Björk technically said that Christmas is very happy/cheerful.

[MRsikrim]

@Puppetmester I DONT KNOW BUT BJORK IS FREAKING GORGEOUS!!!

[andymc24]

best voice ever.  The sexy bitch.

[SilindePj]

she sounds like herbert from family guy

[Uktrayf]

Some days, watching this video is the only way i can relax.

[volacious]

"You shouldn't let poets lie to you"

I LOVE YOU BJORK

[anonflux]

why doesnt she speculate deez nutts in her mouth

[2die462]

how old is she?

[sneekz07]

@2die462 She is 44 now

[kenan6346]

@sneekz07 how old was she in this video? because she's beautiful at least most of the time, but I for one have seen less flattering pictures. doesn't really matter though, her voice can still break me down regardless of her looks

[sneekz07]

@kenan6346 Well this was shot between 1988 and 1989, so she was 23/24.

Haha and we all take unflattering pictures, when you are in the public eye, it occurs way often. I would be quite annoyed having to look my best every single minute of the day! :P

[lexi5321]

Oh my god shes adorable

[Greyhaeven]

I just realized she has the helm of awe tattooed on her arm. Bjork is amazing.

[ResidentEvilVixen]

@Greyhaeven - Technically, that is Vegvisír, not an ægishjalmur per se.

[coffeetablesex]

this video always makes me smile

[0819anonymouse87]

in love.

[Emmanuel4R145]

I'm falling in love for Bjork.

[sharpezor]

what the hell is going on here

[Matt47247523457]

look at this..... its like a little ciiity

[ladronguapo]

@Matt47247523457 dude, i love that part as well. too adorable.

[koolkittyboo]

i want to invite her over for tea

[Emmanuel4R145]

@koolkittyboo for whatsoever!

[Gairm]

I love Bjork!

[amkproject]

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[piratelove38]

I think I'm just going to watch this video for the rest of the week, with occasional eating and bathroom breaks.

[POLODESAREPOLASE]

i'm in love with her

[snappycruise]

Mais bien sûr...taré bjork ;)

[TuMira85]

eargasm

[Leicesterdog]

That was much too technical for me to understand. j/k

[clarissawam]

She is so CUTE! It's kind of sad, afte she moved to London her accent became more British and hence less cute.

[dogeymon83]

LOL I still can't get enough of this video. It's hilarious! Favorite Bjork words:

"Say-deous"

"Sit-ooations"

"Seety"

"Ella-trons"

"Hattick"

[takemybleedingheart]

its like a little city with streets, and this might be an elevator.

my god, its like a little girl, so cute.

[Jutashi]

wow, Björk es inalcalzable!!1 XD

[midouespeon]

wow she's cute.

[clairefedfield]

this is way too relaxing, its perfect for insomnia seriously

[deadheadchemist]

as much as i love Bjork, it would've be hilarious if she had touched one of the capacitors... Voltaïc for sure =)

[fdsman]

the capacitors wouldn't have done shit, now if she touched any part of the flyback transformer, that's when the fun begins.

[damienromanromanroma]

"you shouldn't let a poet lie to you" LOL so cute!

[eexot]

Bjork should totally have her own kids show. She'd be like a creepy, foreign, female Mr. Rogers, kids would love it!

[klakkin]

D'aaaw !? i don't know much about Bjork but this is cute !

[hi0hi]

@klakkin I don't know what you find cute about this video at all...

[specksJOHNNYB]

holy shite... it's still plugged in at the wall! :O

[efsq]

like vegetables

[efsq]

bjork is unbeatable

[thewizardofwaz]

I want to marry her

[koojean]

i love her outfit xD

hair: sugarcubes era?

[flashboy5000]

Bjork~ <3333

[whoachris3x]

i love her she's so organic and fresh!

[Wilbur665]

She's nuts, but I would anyway... just sayin.

[visualreserve]

Hey boom mic, down in front!

[MasterKozuko]

OMG! She is so cute! I wish I could have one of her for entrainment. Look at this, it could be an elevator. ^_^ I love her accent too. Way cooler than mine.

[grandtheftkiwi]

what is this?

I don't even..

[sfaiku]

maybe she should brush her hair

[DKrocks94]

''you shouldnt let poets lie to you''

[peugeotrider2012]

she hot

[tanukibrahma]

That's a beautiful girl.

[socoolisme]

Why is she wearing 2 watches?

[Seosav]

...Because time is all an illusion....man.... Far out!

[ricotarooo]

genia bjork!

[romanski]

she's amazingly beautiful here

[HunterORL23]

"I always got hat aches when I watched it"

[luzmatasombra]

They can record bjork eating an apple and I would still loving her! XD

Love bjÖrk!

[spoofsister]

Yes exactly! And I'm sure it would be as interesting, sweet and full of fantasy like her thoughts about a tv. She truly has the heart of a poet.

[DoubleDutchBust]

StraightFromTheHorseMouth

Bjork T V

[teleny2]

You think this is going to be another "shoot your TV" rant, but it turns out to be quite the opposite! Sweet.....

[DJABSTRAKKT]

shes so thin

and funny!

[jeffersin]

Look its so cute! I wonder what it eats (other than acid).

[DaveWreckingCrew]

Um...

[sweavo]

OMG mind your fingers, little elf! those things hold a charge for days!

[Kateydid18]

I dont like her music, but this was just precious :D

[Vinterias]

She's so precious. <3

[shoesmios]

HOW TENDERRRRRRRR

[VerilyMusic]

you should let poets lie to you-

[sungis]

I like her.

[pieisevil92]

wow Bjork i think it's time to fix your situation, meaning the eyebrows and hair!

[angantyr86]

Jajajajaa!!!, she isn't a human... she's like some kind of little creature, almost a child...

[plopness]

last time I checked, children were human

[angantyr86]

"almost" a child... a chimpance who can talk maybe...

[MaaikiPalu]

Just too cute! ^ ^

[elrey53]

Fantastic! She still talks like Lolita!

Do not do the same at home without unplugging the idiot box!

[Umaidesu]

Ummm....your poet friend was right actually. Can't believe everything that you read...even in Danish.