Kids In The Hall - What If Guy

[deadskyfallin]

ur making me nuts with all ur consumption

[MaddieCaresxD]

"I don't speak english .... I love you ."

[cheesecake134]

This is an edited version too. In the original version he says "Fucking bike couriers!". I think I may like how he says "goddamn bike couriers" even better.

[cheesecake134]

The guy reading the paper is Mark's brother, yes?

[AntinuclearAntibody]

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!

[spacecowboy5000]

"Walk erect much?" I have got to use that one.

[ivy1584]

I've heard that there are few things as painful as a broken nose.

[CompleteFracture]

I don't speak english

[porkupine73]

that doctor is hot!

[NotIkeman]

Bruce's trashy girlfriend is hot.

[SgtPlmFry]

That guy at 0:42 has to be related to Mark, he looks just like him.

[bronhi]

@SgtPlmFry

I'm pretty sure that's his brother in real life.

[GoblinXXX]

I believe Nikki DeBoor is Bruce's barely-seen girlfriend here, whom my fellow nerds know as Ezri Dax from DS9. She had similar bit parts in a lot of KitH episodes.

[marscentral]

@GoblinXXX I'm not sure if it is or isn't because they don't show her face. But I'm pretty sure her only role in KITH is as Bruce's character Bobby's girlfriend, Laura.

[BrokenAeroVT]

@marscentral Goblinxxx is correct. IMDB confirms DeBoer was in 3 KITH episodes as Bruce's girlfriend Laura.

[marscentral]

@BrokenAeroVT I was the one who said that she played Laura, the girlfriend of Bruce's character, Bobby. Bruce isn't playing Bobby here, which is why I'm sure it isn't DeBoer in this sketch. You can see from the actress's profile (best seen at .24) that it is someone else.

[BrokenAeroVT]

@marscentral Okay then, if that's not Bobby, and I think you're correct, it's not, then according to IMDB that can't be DeBoer by default.

[lizrucker]

@marscentral It's Tracy Wright.

[lizrucker]

@marscentral It's Tracy Wright. She was in other sketches as well, one where she has an affair with Bruce after meeting him at an art gallery.

[evelau]

@marscentral I'm pretty sure Bruce's girlfriend in this sketch is Tracy Wright.

[mosatar]

@marscentral wasn't she in the sketch "the affair"? looks like it might be the same actress

[mjmb1079]

@GoblinXXX DeBoer did play Laura, but the actress in this sketch is the late Tracy Wright.

[jardidge]

"I fell down while making some toast"

[hollleee]

this is me all day...

[leela145]

Isn't that Nick Mckinney at 0:41?

[Serenity0409]

Yup, it is.

[darkb4lightt]

Funny stuff! Any idea what he says at 2:26?

[marscentral]

I think it's "I got hit by queers."

[darkb4lightt]

@marscentral I've just watched it again..I think you might be right. :) Thanks!

[avoidantconsumer]

no, its actually 'fucking bike couriers' but this version here is edited weirdly. there's an unedited version on YT. :]

[theMAG101]

Ladies and gentlemen, the correct dialogue:

"Goddamn bike couriers."

[cosmicorder2]

@marscentral I think it's "got bitten by couriers"

[Hookah1388]

@marscentral

god damn bike couriers.

[evelau]

@marscentral It's "Goddamn bike courriers"

[ShoesB3tch]

@darkb4lightt I think it's "goddamn bike couriers". I've listened to it a few times and I'm pretty sure that's it.

[davidpmacdonald]

@darkb4lightt "Goddamn bike couriers"

[SCHMEGLETRON]

@darkb4lightt - Goddamn bike couriers.

[GBMorris]

@darkb4lightt He said, "God damned bike couriers."

[samuraikarasu]

@darkb4lightt If I'm not mistaken it's "Goddamn bike couriers" I know that because it's clear in the uncut version he said "Fuckin' bike couriers" I hope that helps a little bit.

[hinomikaeru]

@darkb4lightt "God damn bike couriers."

[Unagodd]

@darkb4lightt "God damn bike couriers."

[piedlourde]

Mark, sigh... beautiful man!

[DaigoMoustache]

Soooo gorgeous!

[freddy2fan]

x1000

[mfentruck]

omg you too? I have such a crush on him, he was so handsome. Actually I think all five of them are sexy

[Asarelah]

Why is Bruce the only member of KITH who ever gets to fool around with a biological woman?

[SatansMullet]

cause its probably his REAL LIFE girlfriend-wife lol..

[Fredggie]

actually theres a skit where kevin is getting dumped by a real woman and he keeps trying messing with her and another where scott confesses to the others that he is straight and kisses a real girl, other than that, it seems that bruce does heve real woman with him all the time

[bronhi]

bike couriers - always with the bike couriers lol

thanks for uploading, I've been looking for this one forever

[nezror]

this is just great, this may have been the inspiration for the news radio episode; daydream..

[Madnursemii]

Hee! This is the sketch that made me fall in love with Mark back in the day...awesome stuff. XD

[Chocomoca1]

lol i've never seen this one before but it's really funny