Whats Wrong with the Martial Arts - Adult Toys - Bullshido.net

[wqsid]

I'm going to buy one of these shove it up my ass and achieve higher levels of chi! Thanks bullshido!

[Derukugi2]

Its a plastic stick, for crying out loud

[bloodriotiori]

well holy hot damn, i've been looking for a way to tie knots in my sphere, thank god i came across this video!

[Naddig74]

To be fair, at no point does he say ''you can use it to chin people.''

[likayouful]

Great Short Clip

[kyrcheng]

I weep for the stupidity that human nature can reach sometimes.....:|

[elenchus]

I finally figured out what this is. It's like a training battleth from star trek

[pedinkus]

Can you get a discount if you buy a Shake-A-Weight with this?

[H3ll533k3r]

DILDO FITNESS 8D

[MrGracchio]

>Large circular movements

>Not protecting vital areas such as knees, liver, face, crotch etc

Just no

[MegaDuke1]

At least it gave me a boner.

[meshapile1]

Man. Some people think, anytime you lift your legs, raise your arms, and move around a bit, is a martial art. That was bad, and to think some poor fool will pay $15.00 for that video (I just looked it up on Amazon) and that tool, and dance around looking like a tool, then think they can walk out the house and defend themselves and their family. Now that tool just cost you your life.

[LordAzanko]

dildo tai chi?...lmao

[fielong17]

i dont see any martial arts o.0

[AskHandsomeThomas]

i wonder what these "martial art" tools cost...

[lockwoodisafaggot]

I think Carradine had that in his ass when they found him

[WallyWadeMovies]

@lockwoodisafaggot HAHAHAHA!!!! I read it, but holy shit, it caught me off guard