@cdsballer99 not if you want to go to the doctors you can go straight away, also if you need emergency surgery you can have it straight away...for freeeeee :)
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@vDurzoBlint Aww poor baby. Did you know that a dislike is the same thing as a like (when it comes to the video's stats)? So you just helped the maker of the video. Have a pleasant day.
You think you have it bad?I have super anal cancer.It's like prostate cancer,just 20x worse.Picture a girls butthole after hardcore anal.My hole is like that 24/7,I could go to sleep,and wake up in a cesspool of my own shit and blood.
i luv how ur committed to the character throughout... not even a chuckle. and u do it in such a way that while its a sensitive subject its actually the audience being insensitive. genius
This put a huge smile on my face... "Anal seepage" and "Special bathrooms? Wha-what is that a bathroom for retarded people?" are my favorite quotes, thanks Diction
I give you a like for prostate cancer awareness LOL. Next one troll them by mentioning blue waffles and keep playing it off as a Belgian delicacy or something.
i hate people who will make up lies about someone in there family having that problem when 99% of the time they just want attention/pity of other people it is pathetic. Next time some will take the piss out of lions and some will say there dad's a lion.
With this new-found information, it is my goal to check every prostate in the country. They may frown upon me, they may try to arrest me. But damnit, CANADA WILL BE PROSTATE CANCER FREE!
I have been fighting prostate cancer for the last year. I agree with the offending people deal. People can only be offended by what they "let" offend them. Funny shit bro, literally. Keep up the lulz! Fucking a bear tonight in your honor! Piece
It cool I understand what you mean that why I watch your channel because on how you are and I wouldn't want you to censor or change your ways dude it is what is I will keep watching and support your funny as videos any day
Hey I love your videos and u are a great commentator this video was funny but I was kind of disappointed that you made fun of prostate cancer I have a family member going thru it but I know you don't care for what I have to say and honestly I can't really stop you for being you you are funny as shit keep it up
@ferninatorn3D It's not that I don't care, I just don't like censoring myself just because a few people might get offended. Either everything is on the table, or none of it is. My condolences, all the same.
its ashame you have to pay in America to go to the doctors or you die...in the UK its free because we an a civilized country.
YouGotReVersed 1 week ago
@YouGotReVersed Yes, but the waiting lists are months long because of that.
cdsballer99 5 days ago
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@cdsballer99 not if you want to go to the doctors you can go straight away, also if you need emergency surgery you can have it straight away...for freeeeee :)
YouGotReVersed 5 days ago
This guy is a fucking fagget
mupper1000 1 week ago
@mupper1000 At least this *faggot can spell, moron.
EatMyDiction1 1 week ago 6
@EatMyDiction1 ooooooohhhhhhh
andmcc1 1 week ago
OMFG!!!! lololololol
poopookachoo813 1 week ago
More masturbation= lees chance of prostate cancer. true story
steveshotz 1 week ago
Hahahahahahaha
Baoots 1 week ago
Grizzly, Panda, Polar, Sun Bear, Bipolar dubz 4:17
jjoyal4 2 weeks ago
the weird kid already on 4th prestige when it wernt out for 3 weeks yet
bingz1231 3 weeks ago
hahaha "There's nothing funny about dying because of your ass." "You ever shit out blood? On a regular basis?"
BWFproducer 3 weeks ago
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Kwyjiboy12 3 weeks ago
PROSTATE CANCER FTW. Wait what?!?!?
XtremeSnpier 1 month ago
0:51 i see what you did there
Clublolz 1 month ago
Roland that just ain't funny sorry mate
theepiccheeta 1 month ago
lololololololololo
TheMillerdevin 1 month ago
I dont speak spanish what is this hahahaha
nwlongboarder94 1 month ago
lol the guy reddragon made this video :)
LokiV 1 month ago
My uncle has prostate cancer you insensitive pricks.
Dislike
vDurzoBlint 1 month ago
@vDurzoBlint sensitive prick
smellmyclock 1 month ago
@vDurzoBlint Aww poor baby. Did you know that a dislike is the same thing as a like (when it comes to the video's stats)? So you just helped the maker of the video. Have a pleasant day.
Roland0314 1 month ago
@Roland0314 hahahahahah!
mrjackoboy9 1 month ago
him"women can get prostate cancer to"
me"Trolololol lol lolol"
alron2311 1 month ago
And 'fierce crabs'? wtf kind of friends does he have??
mechakreidler 1 month ago
lol gassy mexican is online hahaha
mechakreidler 1 month ago
GASSY MEXICAN!!
joohyup98 1 month ago 8
OMG I LOVE YA!!! :D SOO FUNNY
OandC123 1 month ago
Wow someones gamertag was SOFTSTOOL , lol
RiceNPho 2 months ago
BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MegaSt81 2 months ago
I needed a good laugh and this really helped. Thanks Diction.
Lorenzo6501 2 months ago
Ur a HUGE dick and don't worry about blocking me coz I'm never ever coming back
F249ELITESNIPER 2 months ago
Now go watch 2girls1cup...
SofaK1ngWeTaDid 2 months ago
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lol, theres a guy named softstool in the lobby
GreyK1tsun3 2 months ago
lol, theres a guy named sotstool in the lobby
GreyK1tsun3 2 months ago
I had a prostate cancer ad come with this video! XD
ItsNotaNotherMario 2 months ago
optic32 is just like sly, giggling at his own jokes....
XrRaMpAgExV1 2 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Omg this is so funny xD
kevinabelperez 2 months ago
I has prostate cancer ... I don't find this funny! Ok mabey a little...
TheBlock97 2 months ago
This title should've been painted in gold :)
TheNoodlePan 2 months ago
0:26 "Enemy recon drone incoming." Why in FFA? Why?!
calibansvg 2 months ago 15
@gpensky then I'm saved.. Lol jk
IRONMANNN97 2 months ago
Soft stool...irony exists only within diction. bears
Lifeopain 2 months ago 2
masturbation prevents prostate cancer
gpensky 2 months ago 2
What if a bear had prostate cancer?
CaptainChunks 2 months ago
I'm in tears of laughter here.
Skaramine 2 months ago
MAN I TOTALLY GUESSED HE WAS GONNA SAY 17 TIMES A YEAR I JUST THOUGHT 17 THEN BOOM! DICTION SAYS 17
ThunderrHD 2 months ago
bears
JTM670 2 months ago
What's with the "remember to rate" annotation that's up until 1:28. Comes off as a bit pretentious imo.
cahill22 2 months ago
For all you know you could've messed this poor stoners brain. He killed himself because you scared him so much about butt cancer.
XycronClawX 2 months ago
omg the end song is song of storms from the legend of zelda ocarina of time sweeeeeeet.
SPARTA4309 2 months ago
@SPARTA4309 no it's the lost woods
CrypticDrumLord 2 months ago
@CrypticDrumLord oh they sound similar to me lol fail
SPARTA4309 2 months ago
... Eat my Dick Chin? Your Dick has a Chin?
ImTheHoneyMan 2 months ago
Ahahahahahha I don't speak spanish
hahathatswaycool 2 months ago
Omg. this is SOOOOOOO funny. Props to you Diction
cumberland92 2 months ago
i use em lol
wrafflelol610 2 months ago
oh and the correct term for a male tampon is a manpon. lol
wrafflelol610 2 months ago
yeah spread the word on anal leakage and cancer the word need to go around. love ya man keep up the awesome vids
wrafflelol610 2 months ago
2nd place = II SOFTSTOOL II. Oh the irony.
PickMyPerk 2 months ago
At the end did that guy say "Are you a Naked Girl?"
TheReligionOfGaming 2 months ago
Good Job :)
MegaBeastGaming 2 months ago
You think you have it bad?I have super anal cancer.It's like prostate cancer,just 20x worse.Picture a girls butthole after hardcore anal.My hole is like that 24/7,I could go to sleep,and wake up in a cesspool of my own shit and blood.
eliack95 2 months ago
@eliack95 lmao wat???i hope ur kidding
pimpmastaC98 2 months ago
ouch indeed
HardcorePopeStatus 2 months ago
lets play the best game EVER!
Guess the xbox players gender!
male or female, which will it be?
doesnt really matter cause their all squeaky :D
weboy4 2 months ago
trolling at it's finest sir B)
crisiskid152 2 months ago
i luv how ur committed to the character throughout... not even a chuckle. and u do it in such a way that while its a sensitive subject its actually the audience being insensitive. genius
dicerevo 2 months ago
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I was eating chili when suddenly.. ANAL LEAKAGE.. fml.
lsjnfwnc2 2 months ago
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lsjnfwnc2 2 months ago
By Far some of the Funniest stuff I have seen
18KodiakJack18 2 months ago
funny but i did actually call my doctor after this video
ChickenwithaMohawk 2 months ago
Ok that's it. I'm going to be a Bear Doctor instead.
chrisxboxgames 2 months ago
Bipolar Bear?
gangsterx89 2 months ago
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ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ fucking bears
MASTERCHIEFSTURD 2 months ago
Thumbs up for the man tampon
CrazyTR613 2 months ago
I feel so much more educated
antwanjay 2 months ago
I don't speak spanish what is this. Lmfao.
ExquiziteXBL 2 months ago
" SAT DOWN TOOK A POO AND EVERYTHING EXPLODED " lmfaoooooo.
ExquiziteXBL 2 months ago
i will rate this video with a thumbs up
IlGomperzII 2 months ago
7 thousand people want u to do more worst vacations ever
17mattfitzgerald 2 months ago
@bigboy135g your a fail he said leakage not seepage
themagicman120 2 months ago
I need my prostate checking ;D
Crinne1990 2 months ago
Gotta do more of these
TehSydneyJoker 2 months ago
EatMyDiction dont give a fuck all he gives is bears
MattGPSA 2 months ago
This put a huge smile on my face... "Anal seepage" and "Special bathrooms? Wha-what is that a bathroom for retarded people?" are my favorite quotes, thanks Diction
bigboy135g 2 months ago
I kept waiting for someone to randomly pop in and just go, "BEARS!!"
SirUNCLEPEANUTS 2 months ago
I give you a like for prostate cancer awareness LOL. Next one troll them by mentioning blue waffles and keep playing it off as a Belgian delicacy or something.
bl8fra 2 months ago 4
why did the guy not mute diction?
MultiBlood1997 2 months ago
MOAR TROLLING!!!
evlmnke11 2 months ago
The guy in the lobbys name was "Soft Stool" Lol
ThatRandomNoob 2 months ago
i love how diction just kind of gave up with the subtitles after a few minutes in
ThePurpleclone 2 months ago 37
@ThePurpleclone Didn't give up, it just became easier to understand what they were saying so I saw no need to continue putting them in.
EatMyDiction1 2 months ago 50
EatmyDiction please help, my bear has prostate cancer!!!
icekilla95 2 months ago
Oh god I eat Carl's Jr. excessively, am I at risk Dr. Diction?!
LQ2DARESQ 2 months ago
Assassin pro and dead mans hand..... Nooby much?
caseygoss1 2 months ago
@caseygoss1 LAWL, like I give a flying fuck.
EatMyDiction1 2 months ago 128
@EatMyDiction1 LOOOOL BEST REPLY EVER "LAWL, like i give a flying fuck." diction is my DADDY BITCH...ok...
KevinVega95ps3 2 months ago
@EatMyDiction1 flying fucks are nice lol
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@caseygoss1 umadbro?
chrisxboxgames 2 months ago
@caseygoss1 SHUT THE FUCK UP TRYHARD
RektalRainja 2 months ago
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xGw4zUnitx 2 months ago
lol did anybody else notice that the guys gamer tag in the lobby is "SOFTSTOOL" ?
Thecolt70 2 months ago 2
i hate people who will make up lies about someone in there family having that problem when 99% of the time they just want attention/pity of other people it is pathetic. Next time some will take the piss out of lions and some will say there dad's a lion.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa0 2 months ago
With this new-found information, it is my goal to check every prostate in the country. They may frown upon me, they may try to arrest me. But damnit, CANADA WILL BE PROSTATE CANCER FREE!
TheFastfoodJesus 2 months ago 4
This should become a new series (you trolling people) because I'm pretty sure you could come up with some crazy characters.
thenini34 2 months ago
Suck my dick fag. I love you. Just kidding, but for real.. Bears.
FamiliarBow 2 months ago
wtf i was eating chocolate when you said anal leakeage....
horribleballer 2 months ago
Diction, why do you like bears?
Mrtrollgood 2 months ago
I check my prostate every day in the shower.
Drenizer 2 months ago 3
@Drenizer pics/vid or it didn't happen
awhitwarrior77 2 months ago
@Drenizer hey, me too!
chaos2inferno 2 months ago
seventeen times a year, huh? ^_^
knord 2 months ago
bears make me horny, bear horny
karlmcdig 2 months ago
hahaa gassy mexican
KJBOI222 2 months ago
People, take this lightly. Every situation in the world can be laughed at. That's what separates us from animals (isn't it?)
naminaty1 2 months ago 2
my asshole blows up daily
19texasraised92 2 months ago
@EatMyDiction1 Given that the classes are named after bears, is the "Bipolar" class a reference to the Bipolar Bear from Castle Crashers?
LightningNC 2 months ago
@LightningNC My guess is it's biPOLAR bear...
GrumGrodge 2 months ago
I am offensive and I find this prostate cancer.
monstercrabee 2 months ago 5
My commander sp00n sent me here
Nasapepilon 2 months ago
Haha I love your "BEAR" classes!
bkking18 2 months ago
Lol'd at the video, but from how clearly unbalanced this game looks, not buying.
Thanks for the lulz and the decider.
Derpingsohard 2 months ago
Way to bring awareness to xbox live lol.
renegadegwp 2 months ago
"Women can get prostate cancer too" I nearly died of laughter.
NuttyJakKicks 2 months ago
I have been fighting prostate cancer for the last year. I agree with the offending people deal. People can only be offended by what they "let" offend them. Funny shit bro, literally. Keep up the lulz! Fucking a bear tonight in your honor! Piece
AlchlcSmnThrwr 2 months ago 4
3:38 Gassy Mexican is online. 0.0
NuketownN00b 2 months ago
how could you keep a strait face through this diction, i was nearly wetting myself! rofl
AulmonPVP 2 months ago
2:42 prostate exams and II SOFTSTOOL II
my kind of conversation!
DrakeWheeler 2 months ago
ohh yeah..
HipsterPatrick 2 months ago
making fun of latins/prostate cancer? nice.
J035u 2 months ago
And hey thanks for your condolence
ferninatorn3D 2 months ago
I'm sorry i don't speak Spanish what is this?
BSolisCuevas 2 months ago
"optic32"
JakeMachinima 2 months ago
It cool I understand what you mean that why I watch your channel because on how you are and I wouldn't want you to censor or change your ways dude it is what is I will keep watching and support your funny as videos any day
ferninatorn3D 2 months ago
Making fun of cancer is disgusting.
EhKurd 2 months ago
"I've seen some nasty shit in my day"
was that pun intended?
bajskorv1129 2 months ago
Haha
icehawkshockey1 2 months ago
Softstool was in your lobby, and later on Gassy Mexican logged in.
Jrski710 2 months ago
females getting prostate cancer..lol
MrCatwomantheBadger 2 months ago
I quit at 1:37. I just couldn't take the imagery. X((
T3H4W3S0M31 2 months ago
Hey I love your videos and u are a great commentator this video was funny but I was kind of disappointed that you made fun of prostate cancer I have a family member going thru it but I know you don't care for what I have to say and honestly I can't really stop you for being you you are funny as shit keep it up
ferninatorn3D 2 months ago 44
@ferninatorn3D It's not that I don't care, I just don't like censoring myself just because a few people might get offended. Either everything is on the table, or none of it is. My condolences, all the same.
EatMyDiction1 2 months ago 97
@EatMyDiction1 My Dad died with prostate cancer -.-
RSJuggo3 2 months ago
@EatMyDiction1 Couldn't agree with you more. <3
RickyChops 2 months ago 4
@EatMyDiction1 are you a jew
ikillukenny 2 months ago
Badass loadout names lol 4:17
Tzunamii018 2 months ago
I love your outro Diction, it never gets old.
Loganater200 2 months ago
ew
zanara3 2 months ago
anal leakage.
MrJackhofmann 2 months ago
There is nothing funny about dying from your ass, words to live by.
Fnmag762 2 months ago
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life271805 2 months ago
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FUCKING BEARS.
LightningNC 2 months ago 80
@LightningNC Shit I thought that was a crab at first.
joaovictor1994 2 months ago
prostate cancer in movember GUINEIUS
thelittlejf 2 months ago
Bears!
NickAbc423 2 months ago
Why do you always know what makes me laugh?
UnforgivenJ 2 months ago
I love you Diction. Triple bears.
UndeniablyRobNob 2 months ago
Under 300 club :) thank god for twitter :)
orangerecon 2 months ago
my asshole now reaks. thanks.
ScaryPanda97 2 months ago
bears and shit
MrJackhofmann 2 months ago 4
first
alextr11 2 months ago