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  • its ashame you have to pay in America to go to the doctors or you die...in the UK its free because we an a civilized country. 

  • @YouGotReVersed Yes, but the waiting lists are months long because of that.

  • This guy is a fucking fagget

  • @mupper1000 At least this *faggot can spell, moron.

  • @EatMyDiction1 ooooooohhhhhhh

  • OMFG!!!! lololololol

  • More masturbation= lees chance of prostate cancer. true story

  • Hahahahahahaha

  • Grizzly, Panda, Polar, Sun Bear, Bipolar dubz 4:17

  • the weird kid already on 4th prestige when it wernt out for 3 weeks yet

  • hahaha "There's nothing funny about dying because of your ass." "You ever shit out blood? On a regular basis?"

  • PROSTATE CANCER FTW. Wait what?!?!?

  • 0:51 i see what you did there

  • Roland that just ain't funny sorry mate

  • lololololololololo

    

  • I dont speak spanish what is this hahahaha

  • lol the guy reddragon made this video :)

  • My uncle has prostate cancer you insensitive pricks.

    Dislike

  • @vDurzoBlint sensitive prick

  • @vDurzoBlint Aww poor baby. Did you know that a dislike is the same thing as a like (when it comes to the video's stats)? So you just helped the maker of the video. Have a pleasant day.

  • @Roland0314 hahahahahah!

  • him"women can get prostate cancer to"

    me"Trolololol lol lolol"

  • And 'fierce crabs'? wtf kind of friends does he have??

  • lol gassy mexican is online hahaha

  • GASSY MEXICAN!!

  • OMG I LOVE YA!!! :D SOO FUNNY

  • Wow someones gamertag was SOFTSTOOL , lol

  • BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • I needed a good laugh and this really helped. Thanks Diction.

  • Ur a HUGE dick and don't worry about blocking me coz I'm never ever coming back

  • Now go watch 2girls1cup...

  • lol, theres a guy named sotstool in the lobby

  • I had a prostate cancer ad come with this video! XD

  • optic32 is just like sly, giggling at his own jokes....

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAH Omg this is so funny xD

  • I has prostate cancer ... I don't find this funny! Ok mabey a little...

  • This title should've been painted in gold :)

  • 0:26 "Enemy recon drone incoming." Why in FFA? Why?!

  • @gpensky then I'm saved.. Lol jk

  • Soft stool...irony exists only within diction. bears

  • masturbation prevents prostate cancer

  • What if a bear had prostate cancer?

  • I'm in tears of laughter here.

  • MAN I TOTALLY GUESSED HE WAS GONNA SAY 17 TIMES A YEAR I JUST THOUGHT 17 THEN BOOM! DICTION SAYS 17

  • bears

  • What's with the "remember to rate" annotation that's up until 1:28. Comes off as a bit pretentious imo.

  • For all you know you could've messed this poor stoners brain. He killed himself because you scared him so much about butt cancer.

  • omg the end song is song of storms from the legend of zelda ocarina of time sweeeeeeet.

  • @SPARTA4309 no it's the lost woods

  • @CrypticDrumLord oh they sound similar to me lol fail

  • ... Eat my Dick Chin? Your Dick has a Chin?

  • Ahahahahahha I don't speak spanish

  • Omg. this is SOOOOOOO funny. Props to you Diction

  • i use em lol

    

  • oh and the correct term for a male tampon is a manpon. lol

  • yeah spread the word on anal leakage and cancer the word need to go around. love ya man keep up the awesome vids

  • 2nd place = II SOFTSTOOL II.  Oh the irony.

  • At the end did that guy say "Are you a Naked Girl?"

  • Good Job :)

  • You think you have it bad?I have super anal cancer.It's like prostate cancer,just 20x worse.Picture a girls butthole after hardcore anal.My hole is like that 24/7,I could go to sleep,and wake up in a cesspool of my own shit and blood.

  • @eliack95 lmao wat???i hope ur kidding

  • ouch indeed

  • lets play the best game EVER!

    Guess the xbox players gender!

    male or female, which will it be?

    doesnt really matter cause their all squeaky :D

  • trolling at it's finest sir B)

  • i luv how ur committed to the character throughout... not even a chuckle. and u do it in such a way that while its a sensitive subject its actually the audience being insensitive. genius

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  • By Far some of the Funniest stuff I have seen

  • funny but i did actually call my doctor after this video

  • Ok that's it. I'm going to be a Bear Doctor instead.

  • Bipolar Bear?

  • Thumbs up for the man tampon

  • I feel so much more educated

  • I don't speak spanish what is this. Lmfao.

  • " SAT DOWN TOOK A POO AND EVERYTHING EXPLODED " lmfaoooooo.

  • i will rate this video with a thumbs up

  • 7 thousand people want u to do more worst vacations ever

  • @bigboy135g your a fail he said leakage not seepage

  • I need my prostate checking ;D

  • Gotta do more of these

  • EatMyDiction dont give a fuck all he gives is bears

  • This put a huge smile on my face... "Anal seepage" and "Special bathrooms? Wha-what is that a bathroom for retarded people?" are my favorite quotes, thanks Diction

  • I kept waiting for someone to randomly pop in and just go, "BEARS!!"

  • I give you a like for prostate cancer awareness LOL. Next one troll them by mentioning blue waffles and keep playing it off as a Belgian delicacy or something.

  • why did the guy not mute diction?

  • MOAR TROLLING!!!

  • The guy in the lobbys name was "Soft Stool" Lol

  • i love how diction just kind of gave up with the subtitles after a few minutes in

  • @ThePurpleclone Didn't give up, it just became easier to understand what they were saying so I saw no need to continue putting them in.

  • EatmyDiction please help, my bear has prostate cancer!!!

  • Oh god I eat Carl's Jr. excessively, am I at risk Dr. Diction?!

  • Assassin pro and dead mans hand..... Nooby much?

  • @caseygoss1 LAWL, like I give a flying fuck.

  • @EatMyDiction1 LOOOOL BEST REPLY EVER "LAWL, like i give a flying fuck." diction is my DADDY BITCH...ok...

  • @EatMyDiction1 flying fucks are nice lol

  • @caseygoss1 umadbro?

  • @caseygoss1 SHUT THE FUCK UP TRYHARD

  • lol did anybody else notice that the guys gamer tag in the lobby is "SOFTSTOOL" ?

  • i hate people who will make up lies about someone in there family having that problem when 99% of the time they just want attention/pity of other people it is pathetic. Next time some will take the piss out of lions and some will say there dad's a lion.

  • With this new-found information, it is my goal to check every prostate in the country. They may frown upon me, they may try to arrest me. But damnit, CANADA WILL BE PROSTATE CANCER FREE!

  • This should become a new series (you trolling people) because I'm pretty sure you could come up with some crazy characters.

  • Suck my dick fag. I love you. Just kidding, but for real.. Bears.

  • wtf i was eating chocolate when you said anal leakeage....

  • Diction, why do you like bears?

  • I check my prostate every day in the shower.

  • @Drenizer pics/vid or it didn't happen

  • @Drenizer hey, me too!

  • seventeen times a year, huh? ^_^

  • bears make me horny, bear horny

  • hahaa gassy mexican

  • People, take this lightly. Every situation in the world can be laughed at. That's what separates us from animals (isn't it?)

  • my asshole blows up daily

  • @EatMyDiction1 Given that the classes are named after bears, is the "Bipolar" class a reference to the Bipolar Bear from Castle Crashers?

  • @LightningNC My guess is it's biPOLAR bear...

  • I am offensive and I find this prostate cancer.

  • My commander sp00n sent me here

  • Haha I love your "BEAR" classes!

  • Lol'd at the video, but from how clearly unbalanced this game looks, not buying.

    Thanks for the lulz and the decider.

  • Way to bring awareness to xbox live lol.

  • "Women can get prostate cancer too" I nearly died of laughter.

  • I have been fighting prostate cancer for the last year. I agree with the offending people deal. People can only be offended by what they "let" offend them. Funny shit bro, literally. Keep up the lulz! Fucking a bear tonight in your honor! Piece

  • 3:38 Gassy Mexican is online. 0.0

  • how could you keep a strait face through this diction, i was nearly wetting myself! rofl

  • 2:42 prostate exams and II SOFTSTOOL II

    my kind of conversation!

  • ohh yeah..

  • making fun of latins/prostate cancer? nice.

  • And hey thanks for your condolence

  • I'm sorry i don't speak Spanish what is this?

  • "optic32"

  • It cool I understand what you mean that why I watch your channel because on how you are and I wouldn't want you to censor or change your ways dude it is what is I will keep watching and support your funny as videos any day

  • Making fun of cancer is disgusting.

  • "I've seen some nasty shit in my day"

    was that pun intended?

  • Haha

  • Softstool was in your lobby, and later on Gassy Mexican logged in.

  • females getting prostate cancer..lol

  • I quit at 1:37. I just couldn't take the imagery. X((

  • Hey I love your videos and u are a great commentator this video was funny but I was kind of disappointed that you made fun of prostate cancer I have a family member going thru it but I know you don't care for what I have to say and honestly I can't really stop you for being you you are funny as shit keep it up

  • @ferninatorn3D It's not that I don't care, I just don't like censoring myself just because a few people might get offended. Either everything is on the table, or none of it is. My condolences, all the same.

  • @EatMyDiction1 My Dad died with prostate cancer -.-

  • @EatMyDiction1 Couldn't agree with you more. <3

  • @EatMyDiction1 are you a jew

  • Badass loadout names lol 4:17

  • I love your outro Diction, it never gets old.

  • ew

  • anal leakage.

  • There is nothing funny about dying from your ass, words to live by.

  • ('''\ ôᴥô /''')

    FUCKING BEARS.

  • @LightningNC Shit I thought that was a crab at first.

  • prostate cancer in movember GUINEIUS

  • Bears!

  • Why do you always know what makes me laugh?

  • I love you Diction. Triple bears.

  • Under 300 club :) thank god for twitter :)

  • my asshole now reaks. thanks.

  • bears and shit

  • first

    

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