Ah, yes...This brings back such fond memories. I remember when I was a kid my priest used to sneak up behind all of us altar boys at the parish, bend us over, and do the same thing.
An old man and a little girl are walking through the forest at night, the littl girl thn says to the old man"its dark, im scared" to which he replies; "you're scared?, im the one who has to walk back out of here alone"
i have never lol'd so hard or been so hard as when i read that joke for the first time
I finally found a good use for these vermin. If you hook them right, through the neck and out the nose, shutting the mouth, they make a handy shark bait! They splash and swim around, attracting a lot of attention. The babies work well for smaller fish, barracuda, etc. They can last almost an hour before they drown. Where I live I have a lot of sharks, and their fun to feed monkeys to. They get used to the treats if you feed them everyday.
The way she acted and reacted, it probably was her first time. Got a feeling it was not nearly her last time! I have seen the males pop it every 5 minutes for hours.
faster than me
pasiemprektracho 5 hours ago
They pulled a "Quicky"
WillliamC4R 6 hours ago
7 seconds OMFG
Secretrich1 2 days ago
Eeewww that was a quiky
TheBigdogangel 4 days ago
that was a Fuck N Chuck!
deaddiverz 4 days ago
he raped her 0.0
EnkushStrife1996 5 days ago
Ah, yes...This brings back such fond memories. I remember when I was a kid my priest used to sneak up behind all of us altar boys at the parish, bend us over, and do the same thing.
stickstr8up1 5 days ago
I like when he sniffs his fingers lol
Dorkerex 5 days ago 2
he was laughing!
SpecialzzFX 5 days ago
get fucked girll
thewastland1 6 days ago
Nobody else notices he smells his fingers?
tucsondog 6 days ago 2
now thats what i call casual...wtf am i saying? how did i get here!
JessicaLouiseMusic 1 week ago
heej jij bent nederlands
roykes1234 1 week ago
This video should be called hit and run.
soldeviljr 1 week ago
Wow
2367tiffany 1 week ago
COOL!
SUTOruin 1 week ago
Abazan
Wolfer2655 1 week ago
*girl moves then boy does it to her*
Female: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU RAPIST!
Male: Fine!!!
Kovaproductions2 1 week ago
SURPRISE BUTTSEX!
BrutalLegend5 1 week ago
White monkeys haha
WeezyGiiirl 1 week ago
Str8 Up Ill Tell U Do Really Wanna Love Me Forever Oh Oh Oh Or Is It Just A Hit N Run Lol
arilynne33 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
monkey matings? check out my channel..a mom monkey with a baby abuse by a male monkey..
ruglend 1 week ago
What? No dinner???
PersnickertyTaurus 2 weeks ago
I wish it could be this easy :/
TERROJP 2 weeks ago 17
Oh he'll yeah that's my new position thank you monkey from brasil
Gphswrestler 2 weeks ago
She got manhandled and raped
jamari10052007 2 weeks ago
That was a hit and run
AdrianR2000 3 weeks ago
dam that was fast >.> he's using a good motor
ereface 3 weeks ago
lmfaoooooo speechless
jmartinez457 3 weeks ago
this remineds me of rape...... :o
chocolatepeople100 3 weeks ago
SURPRISE SEX!
TheGatomalo00181 3 weeks ago 10
After he finished he did a quick scratch n sniff
Wigglesworth111 3 weeks ago
He just like I fuck u lololol
leopardluver22 3 weeks ago
Tap and gap :)
MrSethcorvinus 1 month ago
That's how niggaz do it, crackers watch ur cock sucking deep throating whores
raygoose100 1 month ago
wh- wait how did i get here 0.o
IProKaZ 1 month ago in playlist KrYpTiC Episodes
He just went for it!
theycallmedonsharn 1 month ago
MONKEY RAPER ON LOSE
mekhistar123 1 month ago
eowww, damin fast monky,..at 0:28.he was like" What the you lookin at?"..
danieal452 1 month ago
Did y'all see the monkey smell hisself after he was done..!! Wow smh
Modelchic1023 1 month ago
Raped up the bung hole! 😳
sspalding13 1 month ago
😳
sspalding13 1 month ago
lmfao!!!!!
SourceCustomz 1 month ago
Like a boss
l0v3Girl101 1 month ago
RAPE
LBR707 1 month ago
REJECTED
nikkilovespie9 1 month ago
WELL......that was some fast rape
TheFreak426 1 month ago
What a hot ass the monky has hahahaha
ammarovic100 1 month ago
lol
cholometralleta 1 month ago
The fastest sex in the world
Thegamer89ak47 1 month ago
............................
kickass2716 1 month ago
Monkeys like I WANT SEX AND I WANT IT NOW
287luckystar 1 month ago
OMG! Did she get pregnant? Haha
Erwin023ful 1 month ago
RAPE!!!!!!!
CandyHeartOnlyYou 2 months ago
OH MAN IM IN THE WEIRD PART OF YOUTUBE AGAIN
iHateAboriginals 2 months ago 2
Karl Pilkington would love this!
chaosinorderrr 2 months ago
Striaght up snatched
TheBobby024 2 months ago
hahahaha!. you know what this reminds me of?. the Kim kardashian and Kris Humphrey marriage. that also lasted 3 seconds.
AlecCartio1 2 months ago
Bet that monkey was a hooker
MBKAforever 2 months ago
That was fast
thisguy232 2 months ago
haha geniaal
MrluukMr 2 months ago
Too funny
youngtkr 2 months ago
Lol I saw his di*k
disterdo 2 months ago
Why the fuck was this in my recommended videos?
TheBL00DAssassin 2 months ago
Lol
candyman3937 2 months ago
what a monkey whore
baidugames 3 months ago
Monkey rape! XD
fairy90011 3 months ago
Anyone catch that monkey sniffing his fingers at the end? It's disconcerting...
aleigha0707 4 months ago
LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK
hunkyjelly 4 months ago
@hunkyjelly
amandaluamel 1 month ago
@amandaluamel
hunkyjelly 1 month ago
At the end he is like:
"Let's go look for new victims"
gamer4life611 4 months ago
الي جا من البي مسنجر يعطي لايك خخخخ
M3M7ksa 4 months ago
This how the black people act on my block....
mercadog09 4 months ago
The Lead monkey looks a generation older than the other monkey. You just saw animal child porn
gunman7891 4 months ago
from watching stickmen fights to watching monkey having sex...wtf -.-
95Nanashi 5 months ago
Monkey likes this kind of actions
SuperPositionII 5 months ago
how do u do if only das how humans said hello
hirniist 5 months ago
monkey 1:hmmmmmm maybe i should rape this other monkey
monkey 2:o crud
monkey 1:get ova here ooooooooooooo yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh
monkey 2:u dang weiro
MrJasonman02 5 months ago
an "Ape Rape Caught in Tape"..
archiemich25 6 months ago
is that classed as rape
BeastyBoy833 6 months ago
How did i get here
Nightcrawler579 6 months ago
LIKE A BOSS
CoalitionOfGearsGOW 6 months ago
hmmm monkeys smoke after sex too
ikyouwantthisname 6 months ago
he puts the the ape in rape
pivotsforyou 6 months ago 40
@pivotsforyou lol agreed
alexcinderpelt 1 week ago
aww shit he was going to town
IcedMocha1995 7 months ago
wow rape
monkeyerthgn 7 months ago
Ha u fucking monkey
jorge55079 7 months ago
hahhah monkey was like "Bitch had the clap!!"
BurrMan961 7 months ago
poor fucker didnt even last for three seconds LOL
deathbyvolt 7 months ago
he smelled his balls afeter having sex
rpatt241 7 months ago
HAHAHAA!!! HE SNIFFED AFTERWARDS! LOL
CatzEyes93 7 months ago
Surprise Buttsecks
Nemesis0300 7 months ago 2
xaxaxaxaxaxaxax
thermitis 8 months ago
I see, I come, I rape, I cum.
Rodiguez83 8 months ago 10
lol he is like "what if I pee?"
Esplico99 8 months ago
Haaa
Thephoneboy12 8 months ago
this reminds me on the "Universum" Show when I was a child.
It went through the whole classes: "hey guys, tomorrow in Universum it's about fucking animals! You gotta watch it!"
XD
Hagelnot 8 months ago
dude that would suck if you lasted like 4 seconds
Dudedudemoney 8 months ago
HIT AND RUN YALL
ikyouwantthisname 9 months ago
Well .. that was fast
thekoalak 9 months ago
At :26 he touchs himself then smells his finger! CLASSIC
MrKennedyBE 9 months ago
he was later tried and convicted in monkey court for sexual assault. But was let go on bail of 15 bananas, stop the injustice!
LordKaisen 9 months ago
LIKE A BOSS
degario1 9 months ago
DUTCH
watchmy4 9 months ago
Is it wrong that this gave me a boner??!?!?
jorgeyboy94 10 months ago
@jorgeyboy94 yes
knutdemon 10 months ago 4
The male monkey is like ¿what did I do?
3nzofantasy9402 10 months ago
WHY DO PPL LIKE ANIMAL PORN
BaileyShow1112 10 months ago
***** Thats super funny *****
ThePolypop 10 months ago
OMG to fast bro xD
Tristan25000 10 months ago
monkey smelling finger after talibangbang = VICTORY :D
TheGarcia350 11 months ago
@deathscalling00
jokes about rape ARE funny!
imagine porky pig raping daffy duck; FUNNY!
let throw in some pedophilia for good measure!
An old man and a little girl are walking through the forest at night, the littl girl thn says to the old man"its dark, im scared" to which he replies; "you're scared?, im the one who has to walk back out of here alone"
i have never lol'd so hard or been so hard as when i read that joke for the first time
MrElmobn 11 months ago
dit he smell the fingers???
CrisonsBakery 11 months ago
go get a tree!!
SpeedTyper101 11 months ago
hello there
Seewolfman 11 months ago
:26 pulls out cigarette.xD
expecttobreak 1 year ago 49
SURPRISE BUTT SEX !!!!
TheANSELMO999 1 year ago
The monkey is like nothing ever happened lol. He ran...... Boom...... Done lol
MetalFntasy666 1 year ago
omg wat a pedo
doodleman6 1 year ago
come here" bang !" done
crazzyhoper 1 year ago
nederlanders......lol
enow0049 1 year ago
Aw cmon that's rape!
monkistyle 1 year ago 3
oh wowzers
MrTomthegamer 1 year ago
SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!!!
lsufootball42 1 year ago
He has a 1 centimeter peter? cuz i cant see it
TheJaparican 1 year ago
That wuz gross lol x[!!!
MrSkinnyblack10 1 year ago
P.S. Should have killed the female before she squirts another one of these damm things out. Then I would have castrated him with a rusty wire.
Man I hate these things
Ihatemonkeys666 1 year ago
@Ihatemonkeys666 you're a peice of shit.
XxTylerRBxX 8 months ago
@XxTylerRBxX just don't reply to such crazyheads, they just want to annoy you, don't let em success.
Hagelnot 8 months ago
I finally found a good use for these vermin. If you hook them right, through the neck and out the nose, shutting the mouth, they make a handy shark bait! They splash and swim around, attracting a lot of attention. The babies work well for smaller fish, barracuda, etc. They can last almost an hour before they drown. Where I live I have a lot of sharks, and their fun to feed monkeys to. They get used to the treats if you feed them everyday.
Ihatemonkeys666 1 year ago
BOMP CHICKA-WA-WAAAAHHH!
MONKEY "OH" FACE
FelchBelcher 1 year ago
Wow that went by really fast r they really done already
Dolphinbubbles6 1 year ago
5-second stand. ]:
Nekologic 1 year ago
they call it love here but if i do it they call it rape
buddahisfatlol 1 year ago
lol
kakay47 1 year ago
wow he must of waited a LONG time for this moment. its like one two THREE!
Z0mbies101 1 year ago
thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
acorncrazy3 1 year ago
Barry tags Michelle's big ass on election nite 2008.
chkrat22 1 year ago
She turns around and looks at him and he yells, angrily, "TAKE IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!"
Hottiesk8r156 1 year ago 2
i though monkey style would be like moneys doing in tree hanging from a branch?
Gokuthe1 1 year ago
fuc#ing hell! LMAO! nice monkey.
bwages8 1 year ago
here let me show you how we get down "come here bitch" TOOOMMAAA!!!
sayayin11218 1 year ago
Toot it an boot it ftw!!!
123456789040564 1 year ago
8 seconds of pleasure...totaly worth it
irtehnublet 1 year ago
is that me or is that munkey lough like an bitch or the gerl lough like an asshole
TheBen1280 1 year ago
OOOO THAT WAS BEAST lol
DragonknightZeril 1 year ago
SUPRISE BETSEX!
DivineDragon0147 1 year ago
i wonder if monkeys after fucking light up a cig?
tylerhaunted 1 year ago
HUHAUAHAUHAUHAUHAHAH
Dandona1992 1 year ago
Male: come here, lemme fuck ya
Female: well idk... I-
Male: TOO LATE!! AHHH OOH AHH... ok done
TreyIsFly 1 year ago 116
@TreyIsFly rofl
nisha686 1 year ago
@TreyIsFly Bwwwahhhhhahahahha!! I almost peed myself reading your comment. It's so right on! :P
aleigha0707 1 year ago
@aleigha0707 hahaha thanks! :D
TreyIsFly 1 year ago
Straight up Tooted and Booted.!!
ArebAlo08 1 year ago
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lol i like the way how that monkey is smiling when he's banging that shit hole
tcbtheking01 1 year ago
lol i like the way how that monkey is smiling when he's banging that shit
tcbtheking01 1 year ago
He just knocked up a random monkey he dint know.
samiitherock 1 year ago
hahaha i fucking gotta try monkey style x)
MrKeta57 1 year ago
in America.....that is called rape
terdilynn91 1 year ago
The way she acted and reacted, it probably was her first time. Got a feeling it was not nearly her last time! I have seen the males pop it every 5 minutes for hours.
nevergot2much 1 year ago
he was rude
klausisense 1 year ago
Поимел нахуй
MyGuka 1 year ago
@MyGuka
aga )))
Timeline15 1 year ago
@MyGuka pojmel nahuj?
Foocerpooner 1 year ago
girl monkey:hmmm...where is my baby?
boy monkey:(coming)
boy monkey:come here you sexy girl,wait where is the hole!? thier! oh yeah ohe eyah!
girl monkey:WTF!?? hey!!!
boy monkey: oh yeah oheyah!
girl monkey:get the fucking out of me!!!
boy monkey:ok...see you later...bye!
girl monkey:(ran away)
boy monkey:hmm...i'kk find some another one,... :D
vmverzosa 1 year ago
@vmverzosa imature?
MisEmilyScissorhands 1 year ago
The first monkey looks like the early form of Chinese and Japanese xD
TheChrississin 1 year ago
@TheChrississin yea that monkey look like u
GANSTA6033 1 year ago
Grabs hers ass Fuks it for like 2 seconds then his like k im done now fuk off bitch LOL Wt a playa
LatinoLokaso 1 year ago
HE SMELL HIS DICK WHEN HE GOT DONE LHFH
jterrell5860 1 year ago
RAPE!!!
Buddy4life01 1 year ago
THE LAW SHOULD ALLOW RAPE! why can monkeys do it and we cant
speedomike747 1 year ago
wtf is wrong with you people why would you not only record this but post it to youtube
?!?!?!?!
sevendeadly69 1 year ago
SO FAST)))))))))
mamd672000 1 year ago
This brings back bad memories for 7 people...
VidSir 1 year ago
"Don't worry it won't hurt, did it hurt?"
andvinegarontop 1 year ago