Giant Baby Attack

[Mimsyborogove923]

I am so glad you asked him if he had his phone in his pocket first. You're incredibly considerate.

[fushigilady]

TELL US THE JOKE!

[AwesomeVideos40]

I think you are soliciting views with the cute baby inserts in these videos.

[MinecraftWithMat]

i can't stop going back to 3:10 and laugh every time

[PhilWasYellow]

67 people wanted to know what the joke is(;

[OfficialVirtualBlaze]

I WANNA KNOW THE JOKE!

[pwningpineapple13]

I like how their dad is 60 and my dad is 60 but they have wives and a kid and I'm 14.

[kathmandu95]

In a vlogbrothers video of about this vintage, john mentioned an artist, i know how vague this is, but does anyone know which video it is or artist it is?

THANKS

[Anna28Twilight]

You've got a phone in your pocket?? SO BROTHERLIKE!!! I'm hopefully the same when I'm older with my brother :D

[PollyBreedDumb]

Those last 15 seconds made me giggle SO much.

[schmidtcs]

I find this hilarious: I'm almost a decade younger than Hank, and my dad is almost a decade OLDER than your dad. lolz.

[EvilCookieMonster144]

Okay John and Hank, it's been two years. I think it's safe to tell us the joke now.

[Virpz1]

I totally saw that coming when John asked if Hank had his phone.

[KatzePiano]

You are totally cool-liking right now, John.

[Ukid111]

Thats why you ask people for their phone

[thedoctorlovescats]

you tell us there's a funny joke and then don't tell it to us!! thats so mean!! ;-)

[miumiutheemu]

It's a good thing that I was at home alone when I was watching it, because otherwise my entire family would have heard me laughing my butt off instead of planning my english essay. Life is sweet!

[weareallsublime]

the first time i watched this i never noticed hank up there, but now when i watch it again.. i always notice.

[dftbachick1929]

what's the joke!!!!!!! 2 years later, I'm wondering

[TheIloveanime98]

hey my birthday is september 10th hahaha

[larkecj]

I WANT TO KNOW THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fishburgesa]

"Like a shooter down a shoot thing!" Professional writer right there XD

[LordofWolves]

I must learn this joke...

[kmjvt11]

I would never think to ask someone if they have a phone in their pocket before pushing them in a pool...john's just amazingly sweet

[teenwriter89]

Baha. Hank should know that if you are standing in front of a body of water and a sibling suddenly asks if you have your phone, that you need to run. Very fast. XD

[FullmetalShorty1011]

I don't know why, but I love the noise Hank makes when he gets pushed lol :3

[raibcmusic]

This is the best video of John and Hank together besides the last set they did. So good.

[CrazyHPjvdub123]

WIN!

[12poopyface]

TELL US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pib712thesecond]

i didn't know americans said "fridge" #amazingobservations

[Itsmyfaceonthescreen]

@pib712thesecond what do you call it?

[pib712thesecond]

@Itsmyfaceonthescreen i thought americans tended to say "refrigerator" instead. i'm from the uk, no-one uses the full word here.

[Itsmyfaceonthescreen]

@pib712thesecond oh i thought you meant you called it something way different. its kinda even though, alot of people say fridge but an equal amount say refrigerator too

[cocaotheobromida]

W00T! Sonoma FTW! And spellcheck apparently doesn't recognize Sonoma as a word. DAMMIT.

[IVlogBecauseICare]

I still wanna know what that joke was.

[thatsmahlon]

"Like a shooter in a shoot thing!" (I'm a novelist.)

XDDDDDDD

[emacari96]

This has to be on my top 5 vlogbrothers videos! Haha "a shooter down a shooty thing" "I'm a novelist" Bahahaha !!

[FunnyCoolMonkey264]

vlogbrother videos make me feel better. I have been feeling really down lately, and watching these videos makes me laugh and feel better

[PepFol]

The Hank is a lie.

[itsawayoflife142]

John : Do u have ur phone in ur pocket?

Hank : No why???

John : *pushes Hank into pool*

I laughed so much

[crazydude413968]

internet censorship!!!!!

[ItsOnlyDallis]

I'm a novelist XD



[scifipunk]

im starting to feel like such a loser because i caught on to these videos late, but im still commenting just cause i can. my favorite nerd stretch is definitly the 2 ways of pushing my glasses up. one way is obviously with some part of your hand and fingers; the other makes you look far more stupid, and it's by scrunching up your nose. soo its more of a nerd excersize, not stretch, but i think it's fun.

[mjray1]

Still plagued by what the mystery joke is.

[mjray1]

"I'm a novelist."

[moneyyea96]

I started laughing at the end... I was laughing so hard while trying to say... "John! That was mean!" lol... I didn't mean it though, it was more funny and was totally not mean... xD

[DoctorKuehl]

3:12 John, you are a very considerate person. haha XD

[MickeyJay27]

All of my analogies were poop-based

Heh.

[jellybelly98rox]

The pool throwing reminded me of a mugglecast/pottercast video where Ben throws Jamie in the water after he takes his phone out...

[jellybelly98rox]

@ggennav Me too

[ggennav]

That swingset reminds me of TFIOS

[Itsmyfaceonthescreen]

@ggennav that swingset is way too played on to resemble the one in his book

[christinefahy]

i love that you guys jumped into the pool with your glasses on <3

[cassiecantdecide]

That house...how did you guys rent that!? Are you rich?!

[egirleagle]

@cassiecantdecide dude. john's a novelist.

[kyliealpha]

Totally thought Hank was just a random homeless guy in the swingset...

[SenoritaSevilla]

This is probably one of my favorite vlogbrother videos.

[BreChristie]

"I'm a novelist."

[adagoeshome]

this was the first vlogbrothers video i ever saw, i remember that after watching it i was like "this was fun. those people are nice. i'm very confused." and that's how i became a nerdfighter.

[LilMissMadHatterBell]

@Tribalhedgehogs I dont know what you did but i think you need to be less bothered by things. They werent laughing at the pain, tho its sometimes good to laugh pain off :) I should know i have a type of MD :)

[Tribalhedgehogs]

@LilMissMadHatterBell i was just annoyed because i had nothing to do while recovering :)

[snowgrett14]

At 0:52 John looks like Tom Hanks :)

[plushalligator]

john is coolliking :)

[lapoppy22]

@plushalligator True!! LOL

[godessshannon]

YOU ARE SO ADORABLE :D

[DarkNebula2]

before i notised it was hank in the playgroun i thought: "why is there a homeless guy in John's yard?"

[Redwillowfox]

Win!

[15EmilyMarie]

They love the fridge. You know what that means... they're coolliking.

[Libbathena]

@15EmilyMarie YES

[ThinkwithBlocks]

Best maniacal laugh ever

2:38

[SuperSamVlog]

1:50 he said. lash night. i notice that eveytime i watch this btw awwesome vid

[pbjellybeanful]

Hahaha best push ever.

[dancingstarkid]

I like the noises he was making while being pushed into the pool.

[thewolffromhell66666]

tell me the jock you freaking idiot!!

[pbjellybeanful]

@thewolffromhell66666 i would prefer if he told the JOKE personally.

[yourlittlefuton]

I knew the push was coming long before you asked about Hank's phone...

[awsomelizzy13]

i was really hoping it was the yeti

[Niekpas1]

It's so weird seeing them together!

[Blissful1212]

I honestly thought Hank was a little kid failing at sliding and Jonh was laughing at them. I was like "Aww! That's mea- HANK!"

[LoyalFreak4ever]

Planking! Very nerd-like-ish... (I too am a novelist!)

[geeze96]

haha john was " coolliking "

[djpj22]

CLASSIC older brother behaviour =)

[MusicMadSuperAwesome]

"Do you have your phone in your pocket?"

John is so much more considerate than most of my friends. :D

[LovelessEggplant]

I don't really care what the joke was, I just wanna know how you spank a giant baby.

[hockeymurph34]

That push was surprisingly kinda harsh.

[spiritcrazy5000]

i live in sonoma! D: WHY U KNOW TELL ME YOU WERE COMING HERE!!! :(

[multiplybyzeroagain]

What's the difference between Jelly and Jam?

[ladidum22]

@multiplybyzeroagain jelly in american, jam in british. They both mean the fruit spread thing. jelly in british english means the wobbly solid you eat for dessert.

[pepolinthenight]

YOU WERE IN SONOMA?

how did i never know about this?

I cant believe Slownoma got visited by Vlogbrothers!

[ThatGuy5211]

For the next challenge we must make them tell us that joke!!!

[oh9ah6]

That joke thing was mean.

[Hanklerfishies]

ALL YOUR JOKE MUST BELONG TO US.

[SLLion72]

Anyone just come here again because of tumblr?

[BerendBotjeZoeken]

@SLLion72 Ofcourse :P

[kittiesue123]

NOW I WANNA HEAR THE JOKE

[Ploofle]

John being all big-brother-y... d'aw.

[gooblob360]

We have several of the chandeliers in the background at 1:34 in the lobby of my high school :D

[samsumo1]

the part your looking for is at 3:11

[mimzikal]

"All of my analogies were poop-based."

[barelols]

John Green is cooliking

[AWESoMEPLATYPUS]

that was beautiful.

[Friends4LIfe121995]

i want to know that joke!!!!!

[RandomLyrics6]

@pridegoalie It hurts alot. I've broken two ribs as well

[izziiha]

LOL, the sound he makes when he falls <3

[izziiha]

Nerdiest fall ever

[TheLavLav]

Sonoma, California! That's where I grew up :) I lived about a half an hour closer to the coast, but it was still Sonoma County. Oh my goodness, that's so cool

[stude444]

Like a shooter down a shoot thing.

[BulletProofHeart2]

Ahhhhh what was the joke

[MrSpazzyunicorn]

i shot down that thing like a shooter down a shoot thing

[eiman52]

tell us the joke!

[princessemiko]

I never really appreciate quiet fridges until recently, when I moved into a rental house that has a VERY LOUD fridge.... :P

[antisnotabug]

WHAT WAS THE JOOOOOKE? /Se7en reference

[ErinOhhhhh]

John is coolliking the silent fridge :)

[MissingSirius]

I have never wanted to know a joke more than I want to know this one.

[Batman7170]

I WANNA KNOW THE JOKE!!!

[1HelloXGoodbye2]

3:13 - 3:22 Brotherly Love

[Sgirlrox123]

Haha "I'm A Novelist"

[xgothxbarbiex]

one of my favourites along with Hanklerfish and numa numa dancing.

[OriginalPinkPenguin]

"Do you have you phone in your pocket?"

"No, Why?"

*push* *slash*

"WIN!!"

[pbjellybeanful]

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

we can't tell you."

god dammit.

[pbjellybeanful]

"like a shooter down a shoot thing" *I'm a novelist*

lol laughed so hard!!

[TheSeahorseCaptain]

I feel like at 1:23 Hank suddenly thought of some deep thought and was like contemplating life or something.

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

Haha omg I love John's laugh after Hank re-tells him 'The Joke'.

BTW I want to know what this joke is!!!!

[samfeelsbored]

WHATS THE JOKE! ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR!

[harelquindemon]

The 18+ nerdfighters want to know that joke. I probably don't want to know it but the curiosity is killing me.

[sk8rKim]

I have a crush on John's laugh.....

[raginggingy17]

llike a shooter down a shooting thing (i'm a novelist) XD LOL!

[JJFLIP101]

Competitive textbook lifting. It's a thing. Or should be.

[SwiftRiver987]

"Uh, do you have your phone in your pocket?"

"Uhhh no, why? oph!" Splash!!!

"WIN!"

Awesome move there, John. Make sure he doesnt have it with him, so YOU don't have to pay for a new one lol

[TheBJM5678]

Hank resisted. But John won.

[penguinclubleader]

adorable baby is adorable. :3

[ginny21994]

Like a shooter down a shoot thing... very verbose.

[KristatheBallerina]

I saw the last 10 seconds as a gif on Tumblr, and I never knew which video it was from. I AM SO GLAD I FOUND IT.

[samfeelsbored]

Happy 61st birthday Hank and Johns dad! Thanks for creating these two awesome people

[OohSnapItsAmber]

"I'm a novelist." I was crying I was laughing so hard. XD he has a way with words.

[makeupmayhemvlogs]

Hey Hey Hey! This was uploaded on my birthday!

And in 3 hours, it'll be a year since this was uploaded!

Yayy for that then.

[wowcomm1]

how did he not see that coming lol, ahh classic push sibling in pool

[SanityBreached]

How is it possible for a baby to be that level of cute. I salute you sir. You have created a masterpiece.

[ZaffyKake]

@Bjaac314 *cough cough* la noire on xbox *cough cough*

[ImogensImagination18]

Uhh, do you have your phone in your pocket?

No why- *PUSH*

[judasxo]

henry green is the cutest child to ever live

[PunkTapGirl]

I want to know the joke!!! Hahaha!

WIN!

[Bjaac314]

exercise: "changin' the disc", you gotta have a xbox or computer disc drive or something 20 feet away from an armchair you will be given 15 discs you must begin sat in the armchair, then you must sprint to the xbox (or computer) and put 1 disc in you must then sprint back and sit in the chair, as soon as you sit down you must get up and eject the disc and put a fresh on in, repeat until all 15 discs are used up THumbs Up?

[MaddieVlog]

lol that was an epic win :D

[fabugirl123]

I like how even when he's pushing his brother into a pool he's nice enough to check and see if he has his phone in his pocket(:

[MissiCupcake553]

Happy birthday for yesterday, John! :)

[dftbawolf]

they rule!!!!!!!!!

the internet does not understand nerdfitria

[Lindinoxx]

Do you have your phone in your pocket?

No why? *SPLASH*

WIN!

[shewhotalksalot]

Just wanted to let you know that you are paraphrasing my campers when they want to splash someone in the stream.

[ThisisAidan]

TELL ME THE JOKE! :(

[EllieanorMusic]

WIN!

[hellomesamis2]

Older siblings ftw :)

[jordygirl9]

WIN!

[ClocksInMyPlace]

I'm so glad that John asked if he had his phone in his pocket. I actually get a bit mad by the thought of people just pushing people into water when they have things in their pockets. So are you going to replace my phone, iPod, camera and real pearl earrings?

[GreaterBookWyrm]

@ClocksInMyPlace I live in California. I have a pool in my backyard. Whenever people come over, it is mandatory that someone go in the pool at some point. And I swear, the "I have electronics on me" defense is the only one that works! Real nerdfighters can't harm electronics, it's just in their DNA and physically impossible.

[rachelisdobbysfriend]

My sister would have just pushed, not ask then push! :)

[MusicSavesMySoul022]

@thehsmluver.....my dad is older and i'm....younger than you O_o

[1kaitlynleamy1]

It's nice that you asked if he had his phone in his pocket. My brother would have just pushed me.

[bluidemenace1]

Could you guys do a video rated 18+ so that we can know the joke?????

[headindaclouds14]

I like, JUST turned 13 and my parents are almost 54. lol that's not a bad thing.

[Pixiesoapbox]

You can tell John's the older brother. Only older brothers are that mean!

[sagixcv10]

lol at the end win !

[WordyGinger28]

you shot down that thing... like a shooter down a giant shoot thing.

[doiconfuseyou]

LIKE A SHOOTER DOWN A CHUTE THING.

[werecatlove752]

JOHN! I will see you, when I look up!

Interesting discussion, hahah.. I'm 18 and both my parent's are in their  early 40's. Yes,