@voidcadet Indeed. That was composite ballistic armor, intended to stop bullets shot normal to its surface. It worked poorly when chewed from the side. Missing Link had 5 modular attachments at this event. The scuba spear guns & chainsaw & circular saw would have been destroyed, so I went with the long stick & the pair of short sticks. Contacting Ziggo with the long stick just spun Missing Link around--I couldn't hold the armor against him to slow him down. -Jason
Well...THAT could've been better.
Soupinacup96 2 weeks ago
I'll go out on a limb and guess the "blunt object on a stick" was intended to act like ablative armor.
voidcadet 2 weeks ago
@voidcadet Indeed. That was composite ballistic armor, intended to stop bullets shot normal to its surface. It worked poorly when chewed from the side. Missing Link had 5 modular attachments at this event. The scuba spear guns & chainsaw & circular saw would have been destroyed, so I went with the long stick & the pair of short sticks. Contacting Ziggo with the long stick just spun Missing Link around--I couldn't hold the armor against him to slow him down. -Jason
infernolab 2 weeks ago
5:20 WHERE IS THE REFEREES FACE HES A FUCKING GHOST
cheesymcnuggets123 4 months ago
Screw your spikes, blades, hammers, and flippers. I got a flippin' phone book on a stick!
TheEvational 8 months ago