Dope

[ChristianoCult]

Molly Ringwald!

[TheDanaroxy19822040]

She should have hid her pot in a tampon. I wonder if he would of been willing to grab that.

[NNGG1999]

How the fuck where those little girls able to buy 3! Bongs

Bull shit

[epicfatcat]

I'm pretty fuckin high to watch this you can tell Americas standards have gone down cause alot of kids parents smoke with them and in this vid there like scared o weed come on legalization! It's getting closer n closer

[TenebreFan]

where can i find the complete episode?

[UtahJazzGirl91]

@truthyness07 Yup, that's Helen Hunt.

[dav1237]

The end credits here list the director as "Nick Bowab" but his name is John Bowab.

[rlui123]

I see Academy Award for Best Actress for one of them... no joking.

[SolarEXtract]

So you see, folks. The lesson here is that if you're beautiful, don't smoke weed. If not, continue on.

[Smartboy8877]

@SolarEXtract

How does this episode imply that, if you are not beautiful, you should smoke weed?

[YouSmellLikeACat]

Because being self-absorbed and ego-centric is so much better than smoking a plant.

[josespanishfly]

What horrible acting wow

[Smartboy8877]

I remember when this episode was uploaded in its entirety. Does anyone have any idea about the circumstances in which it got taken down?

[MrGrevy]

Totally nonsensical portrayal of weed. Gotta love the 80's. As if none of the most brilliant minds on the planet have smoked weed.

[redflare221]

Blair was such a hottie back then.

[bluenail03]

The final ep. with Nacy, Sue Ann, Cindy, & Molly as regulars (and the final ep. of Mr. Bradley). I wonder if the show would have survived if they kept this format and there never was a Jo?

[ricardoc2659]

Weed is the best thing that this world has to ofer :D

[Smartboy8877]

I am very fond of the purse that Blair carried in this episode! Ever since age eleven, I have been really into purses. I thought that Blair had a lovely collection!

[Smartboy8877]

There seems to be a lot of interest in the fact that Helen Hunt appeared in this episode. I would just like it to be known that I think that she is great!

[603Budz]

FUCKK'N POT

[mewmaster151]

obviously the writers have never smoked weed

[vanhouten64]

The theme music of this show makes me want to shoot myself in the head.

[poutaine]

Sue Ann was definitely the worst actress on this show.

[Smartboy8877]

@poutaine

What makes you say this?

[MegaPockemon]

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[Hoopermazing]

...Who in the hell smokes weed and then tries to write a 20 page paper. That's what Blow is for!

[SweetBrwnSuga]

@Hoopermazing lmao! well im glad i know that now... when i get to law school, i will keep that in mijnd LMAO! just kidding!

[Hoopermazing]

My favorite characters from "Facts of Life" were Cindy and Molly. Needless to say, I stop watching the show when Miss Piggy "Blaire" and her Bull-Dyke friend, Jo, became the main characters.

[Docthal010]

bong bong bong

[hbowen15]

Im related to Lisa Whelchel (Blair, the one with the lipstick) Im her 4th cousin

[Kirbyluver2]

@hbowen15

wow! 4th cousin? you must be so close

[hbowen15]

@Kirbyluver2 actually nopee we arnt i think i might have met her once or twice at a reunion when i was really young, my mom told me while i was watching this, shes my grandma's cousin, i had seen pictures and stuff of her with m grandma butt i was never told she was famous till about a month ago :)

[tovarislas]

haha what the fuck? That shit is funny

[LegendaryAdrenaline]

What the fuck. That was the funniest strangest thing I've seen in a long while. Is it supposed to be awful?

[flashyshoe011]

This is my fav show, can't wait until it is back I just caught up online at seevstreaming (.) com

[bhdunn]

ohmygod this is hysterical! i wish i could see the whole thing.

[imasmackyoux3]

i like the brown bong looks like a log

[KingKiddKoopa]

SMOKE W333D EVERYDAY



[TheGradumate]

There all milfs!! Now

[tubiebrother]

:35 Lipstick with drugs inside. I guess the cop that busted Paris Hilton saw this episode

[smokekindherb]

That book report was classic! Moby dick is a whale, with a big tail! The symbolism is a little off, as I more think he represented a great big marshmallow jammed into the s'more of life. What do I hit it with to make it bong???

[6DyLaN6]

DOPE! haahaha

[rennyminou]

This ep in its entirety was on YT about a year ago - guess it was removed. Shame, as it was really well done.

I went to a wonderful private HS (for the outdoor programs and excellent education!) and one night the staff did a surprise raid on the boys only (!) they found so many bongs and pipes they could have opened a shop.

No one was suspended - but every parent of a boy found with paraphernalia had a letter sent home to their parents.

"There's gonna be trouble...!"

[LegitxGamingx]

0:01

[wsterbrg]

How come Mrs. Garrett was so familiar with bongs?

[AwesomeWthSideOFries]

weed Is actually more beneficially then it is harmful

[Yobachi2007]

I don't remember this original theme at all. Wish I ould fine the whole thing online.

[onthesetflickr]

To see the set of Facts of Life in miniature, google "Facts of life ontheset" and hit the I'm feeling lucky button.

[NerdstatuZ]

Marijuana isn't that bad :)

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

I REMEMBER 8 TRACKS

I STILL HAVE 5 PLAYERS

AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF 8 TRACKS

still play them

I was waaaaaaaaay younger than tootie when i was introduced to BONGS...

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

when I was 4, I allready knew what a "Bong" was. "record store"/"Head Shop"- 1:49 is Helen Hunt almost unrecognizeable. Yes Pot can make you so creative. Who reads "Moby Dick" anymore? 2:38 IN THE REAL WORLD THEY WOULDNT BE ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH BUYING THOSE!!! 2:43 CLASSIC!!! and is helen hunt in this some more on the full episode? what about the scene where it was framed? I LAUGHED SO HARD MY RIBS GOT SORE!!!

[nashadaily10]

facts are that you and you

to stand and

it will be done

[chubphucka]

I bet natalie got a big fat tight juicy pussy lol

[parhamtotherescue]

this video is so much better when your high!

[redmr2na]

I love the reverb on the Bong, Bong, Bong. Nice imitation of a grandfather clock Tootie.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

@redmr2na

reverb?

[redmr2na]

@TEMPmichaelhansen Well, maybe not reverb, but echo. Instead of saying bong bong bong normally, Tootie says it weird. Boooonnng, Booonnng, Booonnng.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

@redmr2na

the way she was pronouncing it

[redmr2na]

@TEMPmichaelhansen yep you got it.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

@redmr2na

she warbled her voice verbrato

[AmunetBlack]

I think the first thing I'd ask about the bongs is, "Where the hell you get the money to buy these things! They expensive!"

[flilguy]

I remember when this episode aired my dad was home. He made us change the channel. Didn't think that was a good program for my sister and I to watch.

[pendulousphallus]

It could kill you dead, Sue-Ann. Don't do it!!

[MinisodeNetwork]

@MaralizeLegawana Sitcoms were so awkward about drugs back then.  :-)

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

@MinisodeNetwork

yes this was a different time in life...

[castletriglav]

I had forgotten that Molly Ringworm was on this show.

[MsFruitbasket]

mad money. . .got angry and left. Good one!

[williamkendrick]

and the ones that need to see it never will. makes it totally redundant. 

[sirlovemehard]

Blaire was beautiful... damn...

[eyetolduso]

Jeez, the Kleenex I went through watching this when I was 13...and again 13 min. ago.

[eyetolduso]

Helen Hunt ...lol

[robfergusonjr]

I saw Helen Hunt in 1995 in the NBC parking lot ... see gave me a mean look! Must of been the mad about you era.

[quelita1971]

Was she always on the first season?

[MinisodeNetwork]

@quelita1971 Who, Helen Hunt? She was just in this episode.

[Yobachi2007]

@quelita1971 There were a lot more girls featured in the first season. After that they narrowed it down to 4 girls.

[Ogchlosome]

they need some kush lol

[danielmaggi62]

it hit u lol....

[penguinsruel727]

who let the kids buy bongs?!

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Can the book report be published into a book? I'd love to read it! :D

[MinisodeNetwork]

@PHOEBE55551 Sure is!

[filmwannabe2009]

Yes... high on life. You know Vanity is the fact of life.

[telj1]

Bong, Bong, Bong!!!!!

[SomniTube]

this is the episode that made me take up pop as a kid.....i love they way she yells "marijuana!" ......like it so shocking...........these girls are responible for much of my salami slappen as a youth :) ......i always wanted to stuff these girls every one of them :o

[ilymag]

what do you hit it with, to make it BONG?....you dont hit it..it hits YOU!!! lmfao!!

[Littlegiant216]

"MAKE THAT A DOOUUBBLLEE" TOO CUTE

[Littlegiant216]

YOUNG MOLLY FROM 16CANDLES

[MrRainbowquest00]

The girl to the left at the beginning was Helen Hunt!!lol

[mediblue9]

Tootie says, "BONG....BONG....BONG."  Haha!

[blueeyesofice]

i smoked weed once. it's just made me dizzy :oP

[MinisodeNetwork]

Screaming marijuana.  Good idea.

[graverobber35]

king kennedy , you should be proud!

from junkie to pothead , that's quite an accomplishment

[KINGxKENNEDY]

it's shit the tv company put out to scare kid's and parents from using mary-j but it's the best drug that i can find.....i'd rather smoke a joint then stick a needle in my arm anyday...and i've done both by tha way.

[gtz1975]

All right party on pass it here! ~INHALE~ ~EXHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL­E~ LONG LIVE 4:20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BabyDyce32]

what have you been smoking?

[metstreet]

dang , i would be pissed the fuck off if somebody went through all my shit like that. n they would'nt even find my stash. lmfao

[upxnxsmoke]

LOL....who sells bong at a record store to a bunch of 15 yr olds

[menifeejoe]

You haft to 18 to buy them. I dont smok but I know old friends that have You haft to be 18 to buy them. This was a TV show it was just to show you NOT to smoke.

[jeroak]

when i was a kid we had a head shop in my home town where you could by pipes and bongs.the laws have changed since and most head shops have closed around the country.

[gnarkillbill]

back then a lot of them. Did it many times myself at that age.

[wetalloy]

a gr8 prank to pull on somebody is to fill all of their sneakers with water

[rosario508]

"MARA SHHHH.... juana"

[SweetJen2009]

Young Helen Hunt

[digitalvampirexlover]

is there a full episode of this instead of just the clips of it?

[Silas420Botwin]

bahahahahaha wow i never watched this show much.....didn't know they had a pot episode.....seems like it would have been hard to get past the sensors in those days

[jandean61]

H.H still had a bigass forhead and sounded like a dude with a big dick

[Tcc80s]

Is that helen hunt??? LOL

[hollywoodwerewolf]

Helen Hunt?!???

[ModGlasses]

my friend's mom played sue ann!

[ugterrier]

ModGlasses, your friend's mom is Julie Piekarski? Very cool! My favorite episodes of the Facts of Life were the those with the original, larger, cast. I was also a fan of the New Mickey Mouse Club before the Facts of Life, so I knew Lisa and Julie from that show first. Well, please let Julie know she still has fans! :-)

[yourstillagoodperson]

"Sueann, you are gonna love grass"

best delivery of a line ever.

[galastiger]

THIS episode totally cracks me up... " BONG BONG BONG!"

[HippyGuy422]

I am proud to say I was not a DARE graduate in elementary school, I refused to write that stupid essay (even though I succumbed to their idealolgy at first). Whats even worse, is that I and a few other individuals, who didn't complete their essays as well, were not allowed on the school stage to receive diplomas and were scorned by the DARE officer, teacher and fellow classmates for not participating. Fucking dirty evil vile Reganite propaganda tactics.

[HeatherMarie1985]

HAHA!! Pretty much all the same shit happened to me. There was 3 of us in my class that didnt pass and they made us go into 3 different 1st grade classrooms and do work. All because we didnt write the essay!

[HippyGuy422]

Right on sister. I am sure there are plenty of us out there who share the same experience. Good to know you are not alone, right?

[energizer61bunny]

these episodes are boring without jo

[dav1237]

If you haven't seen this episode in its entirety, you should!  It's hilarious!

[kachoo2135]

What in Sam Hill has Sue Anne been smoking?

[McGee4468]

Seriously, good luck getting peraphenalia like that on any family show today...

[amsedelm]

I had a major crush on Blair. She was too hot for my young mind. lol!

[MinisodeNetwork]

in that case, just wait until you see the results for the Miss Minisode contest!

[ForeverAnalog]

@amsedelm Same here ! I was in diapers when this show came on TV. Even as an infant, I knew Blair was hot.

[AmsterDamBarbarian]

that made me want to smoke.

[MinisodeNetwork]

salmon?

[jegrant]

You go Mrs. Garrett - "What have you been smoking?" indeed! LOL

[Khultan]

Ha ha ha 'what have you been smoking?'

[TRAVISJAMES03]

This is the last episode of John Lawlor and the last regular episode of Felice Schacter, Julie Piekarski, Molly Ringwald, and Julie Anne Haddock.

Too bad....I wouldn't have dropped FS or JP, myself.

[rachelistheowniest]

lol "bong, bong, bong"

[tatekuhn]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

this is amazing.

[svus]

LOL

[Cocainetheclown]

snitch

[Cocainetheclown]

yes jelly beans

[waterman1976]

Anybody recognize Helen Hunt?

[ANTHONYRW619]

i knew she looked familiar!! i was thinking jody foster though.

[ronaldsmusicfactory]

bong bong bong lmao:D

[MinisodeNetwork]

love those jelly bean players.. haha!

[ronaldsmusicfactory]

lol! me too

[thimoneus]

"Let's see here... I don't know shit about pot. I think I'll write an episode of The Facts of Life about it."

[MinisodeNetwork]

you have to admit the bong thing was pretty funny

[thimoneus]

Oh, don't get me wrong. I think The Facts of Life and other such shows from that era are very entertaining. I just get a huge kick out of how they twist the truth to give positive messages to kids. Part of what's so funny about that type of stuff to me is that I bought right into all of it when I was a kid. Now I look back at it with adult eyes and see the silliness of a lot of classic T.V. I still like it, though.

Thank you for your mini-sode videos. Great stuff.

[MinisodeNetwork]

your very welcome thimoneus. It does seem a lot different as an adult

[Mephistonia]

Cheech sold them the bongs.True story.

[Faraboutthemind]

You don't hit it, it hits YOU.

[MinisodeNetwork]

that line was pretty classic

[Mephistonia]

Fast Times at some private school for girls.

Tootie, I got something you can smoke.

[MinisodeNetwork]

jelly beans?

[XxHelenaJolieXx]

who did helen hunt play

[MinisodeNetwork]

the girl that said "pot makes you sooo creative."

[MinisodeNetwork]

Helen Hunt looks so different now. She actually looks taller in this minisode

[vampirehunterme]

wow....POT!?!??!!? not pot!!!!! omg!!!!! etc. etc. just think this was the same era that gave us MDMA (x-tasy for those of you who is square)

[idgirl97]

young tootie sure was cute

[Keezie27]

Wow, look at Helen Hunt as a teen! I never knew she was on this show. Cool. I always loved this show as a kid, nice to see it again.

[ladyp1234]

you dont hit it; it hits you

[MinisodeNetwork]

haha. abusive bong!

[jennifersullivan]

"to burn jelly beans???"

lol

[MinisodeNetwork]

I love when she says ...Bong! Bong! Bong!

[maryjane5mh]

they all shouldve gotten hi

[MinisodeNetwork]

blair got high on herself!

[CityofButterfly]

I like the word "bong." It just sounds funny.

[acidqueen69]

it would of been more realistic if they were all doing coke. that stuffs rampant at fancy boarding schools.

[alpineswissmiss]

It was in 1980......pot was still the big drug back then. Now, if this was today....coke would be just one of things these girls would be doing!

[jackiemackie97]

blair:from now on,i'm gonna stay high on me

WHO SAYS THAT ANYMORE!!!!!!

thats a little bit of a let down

[Sweetkimy78]

I always wanted hair like Blair's lol.

[jackiemackie97]

WHERE IS SHE!!!

[jackiemackie97]

their in troublllllle

make that a doubllllllllle

LOL XD

[puppyshoes]

Have you noticed that Molly Wingward looked like Alicia Morton from 1999 Annie?

[stacyviacomsucks]

no she doesn't

[haywood86]

Was that Helen Hunt at the beginning? I knew she was a stoner.

[CharlestonArtist]

A nicely unlawful searching of her purse.

[pinkrangerfan2]

to burn jellybeans

[GameJunkieKyle]

I want to smoke a joint with Blair

[EquestrianLuv101]

omg tootie's so little here...

[RAYLIKESMEN]

I so want to get high on Blair also...

[bob343536]

a 20 page book report on Moby Dick...geez, that's extreme for high school

[ryssryss]

me and tootie burned some in one of those bongs after the taping of that episode. great memories with my white whale moby dick.

[crashoveride544]

I have not laughed that hard in a long time.

[BBD1983]

Bong! Bong! Bong!

[kscarpetta]

Helen Hunt sighting! :-)

[lifeMac]

That was the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

"Burning Jelly Beans?"

xD

[cossack207]

this is so funny!!