Family Guy-God

[foobstudios]

this is just goodass humor

[rockgurl10142]

He only has 4 fingers o_o

[randezzel27]

lol "get the escalade, were out of here"

[mattotd]

@aartbastiaan22 nice troll attempt bro.

[Spongybob77]

It's wrong but SO funny

[TheChosenGal]

"JESUS CHRIST!"

"What??"

[Demoledor5000]

YEAH¡¡¡ MAGIC FINGERS

[mrssj3]

Dem Gawd Deaem Heaven Atheists.

Atheists FTW

[GamerGod9590]

I'm a Christian and I find this hilarious.

[9Patroclus]

I laughed and I didn't mean to offend any Christians XD

[MrPendejo1321]

oh my god why cant people just shut up about religion and enjoy the vid

[mrmittensworth24]

Im a Christian like most people commenting on here and i thought this was pretty funny. The only thing i have a problem with is Seth McFarlane. He pokes fun of Christianity a lot and admittedly it is pretty funny. However he has said that he is a strong atheist and wishes that religion, specifically Christianity, should be ended. I dont even have a problem with a moderate agnostic like matt groening of the simpsons poking fun because i dont think he means harm in doing it.

[3damnthis]

LOL!

[miguelrodriguez007]

um..correct me if im wrong but didnt stewie meet jesus and didnt he tell him his last name was hong n didnt know where people were getting christ from....so..WHY IS HE RESPONDING TO CHRIST!?!?!?!

[metallica04100]

@miguelrodriguez007 you're overthinking it

[miguelrodriguez007]

@metallica04100 nope saw the episode n remembered..just being a smartass about it

[metallica04100]

@miguelrodriguez007 i know

[metallica04100]

@miguelrodriguez007 i know im just being a dick

[miguelrodriguez007]

@metallica04100 freaken sweet :D

[qenego34]

@miguelrodriguez007 because god said so..... :)

[miguelrodriguez007]

@qenego34 and i said no :D

[mrghetto69]

LOL



[NotTooComplicated]

Get the escalade, we're out of here! lmao

[diesimpsonsfreak2010]

magic fingers...

[glordak]

Lol

[TheFearNL]

"' Get the escolade'' i lol'd

[unitedstateskingdom]

May god forgive me and you people

[ToftSitties]

Only idiots don't know that religion can't be proven.

[truezenwarrior15]

@ToftSitties pointless comment is pointless in the most literal way possible. good day sir.

[ToftSitties]

@truezenwarrior15 true, and i thank you for giving a perfect example of that. Good day to you too.

[TheAkatsuki10]

God: Zappin' hoes with lightning since the dawn of humankind

[Takijeden96]

hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha! oohhh fuck! jesus christ?!? what? hahahahahahahaahahahhaah

[peanutbutterjelly920]

ATHEISM!!!! ALLAH HU AKBAR!!!!

[MINDxWORM]

Lmfao God drives an escalade

[DUBISGODSGIFT]

ROFL!!!!! FUNNIEST FAMILY GUY MOMENT EVER!!!

[mattotd]

@anonymous not really. Only radical ones who don't respect anyone else's beliefs. And start wars.

[TheXenophillic]

Aethism!!!!!!

[mattotd]

This is why people dislike Christians, people try to have a good laugh then there's a hardcore missionary cramming stuff down peoples throat. If you disprove... Why watch? I am personally a Christian but when you try and talk about God over YouTube then curse people out that don't agree? Have some self respect and chill out. Christians aren't the problem, it's people who claim to be Christians who have no moral values or self respect. And personally I laughed, family guy is awesome.

[anonymousSWE]

@mattotd

Actually christians ARE the/a problem.

[BizarreMonkeyCorp]

@mattotd Totally this, can't we watch a dang youtube clip in peace? I'm not christian, I just agree with this standpoint completely.

[harkeill]

@mattotd christianity is not the problem for myself, I have no real qualm with it, only a lot of its followers, those whom you mentioned about having no moral values or respect

[CallMeRozko]

@mattotd stfu u just wanted thumbs ups....mission accomplished i guess

[Stabiiliize]

@mattotd If all Christians were like you, the world would be a better place.

[basketballjocks]

@mattotd i wish there were more christians like you

[aartbastiaan22]

@mattotd no it's that they're fucking dumb

[TheKing4E]

that is very disrespectful to God don't ask why when you guys die in groups

[ryan6627]

@TheKing4E Unless you have proof of heaven, hell, angels, Satan, or God, Stfu and stop commenting.

[TheKing4E]

@ryan6627

I don't need my eyes to see my dreams, only if you want the truth you will find it.

الله يهديك

[ryan6627]

@TheKing4E I would consider anything the truth when you're sleeping. I guess you do though.

[atorrand1]

@ryan6627 Proove that they don't exist. You can't? Stfu then.

[Gsee94]

@atorrand1 Christopher Hitchens, now you stfu

[Adoldind]

haha

[greekwarrior89]

@serclfs gamisou vre bousti

[greekwarrior89]

@seclfs gamisou re bousti

[greekwarrior89]

@samusaran13372

Are you kidding me? You are really something. What kind of mother do you have? Do you really think your tough? I just have my opinion and you have to curse me out. Who do you think you are?

[serclfs]

@greekwarrior89 His opinion is that you're a douchbag, and I second that opinion.

[greekwarrior89]

I don't want to offend anyone but I don't believe that a religious figure like jesus and god for sense of humor. I am raised by a very religious family. I do like family guy and I respect atheist but I don't believe that a religious figure should be made fun of. By the way if you are interest I am greek orthodox. You are welcome to reply to my comments kindly.

[samusaran13372]

@greekwarrior89 Fuck you, how's that for kindly?

[theonetrue1169]

its funny how Seth always plays the roll of God every time! even though hes atheist lol

[Jmblinn13]

@mishakol129

I agree with you completely. Although I may have been a little out of line earlier; I was kind of rude.

[Jmblinn13]

@ZigZagginGallifrey

You just insulted 1-2 billion people. Myself included. And you think you're a God? Please.

And one last thing: it's harder to follow a Christian lifestyle than it is to go along pretending that there is no point to life. How is that insecure?

[mishakol129]

@Jmblinn13 Many people do not want to believe in God because they are afraid to be held accountable by someone other than themselves (God)... How's that for "insecure"?

[iGlovegraal]

-.- to religious bastards we let you have your damn religion why can't we have ours?

[FrescatiStory]

Your mother was gangbanged by some moron and therefore you are a silly retard.

[ThePoorShogun]

@FrescatiStory

how would you know fagget

[saxmanchiro]

Everyone knows that God drives a Maserati. If you had all that power, would you drive anything else? This is false. It says so in the bible.

[comedy1ish]

@joza29

If you knew you were going to be offended then why watch it.

When you saw family guy god I hardly doubt that it would be politically correct

Don't just try and cause arguments just steer clear of what you don't loke

[joza29]

blasphemy

[ThePoorShogun]

@joza29

i gangbang jesus together with satan while god watches

[CHETNIK2008]

@ThePoorShogun

think that's clever, you little cocksucker? you're not provoking anyone with that, just make yourself look more retarded (if that's even possible in your case)

[ThePoorShogun]

@CHETNIK2008

cuti,pederu

[IRONHIDE434]

i like how GOD is always portrayed as a jackass in family guy

[planetary109]

I could'v sworn they use an elevator rather than an escalade to get back to heaven.

[xJeBaasz]

@HoopsAndDinoMan right haha ;p

[RamadhanFA]

It's not God, it's Zeus.

[DelTerroEdwards]

That was Karen

[ELIdanIScool]

Im god and i find this hilarious no offence at all

[Retroman25]

LMFAO I love this scene so much

[Darioizme]

Lol

[alinka2111]

and let the religious comments begin ...

[YtDSN]

look at there faces n how fast they run lol

[Nearon189]

Ok i was raised as a Catholic, but that shit is fucking funny!

[lilkang2007]

LMAO....God drives an Escalade!

[Hassan30561]

im offensive and I find this very christian

[elspiclatino]

salmon swim up stream

[arsenalfbce]

One thing i don't like about family guy they make fun of Christian and Jesus Christ. other than that i love the show.

[charoy19]

@arsenalfbce they are not making fun of jesus christ man come on

[sebaswow40]

@arsenalfbce well they also make fun of muslims, jews, etc... Gotta be fair man

[Ostergaard1987]

Jesus Christ!!

[kcido14]

"I am offended" so what?

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

OMG God has 8 fingers??

[firemasterist]

@HoopsAndDinoMan actually it is 6 fingers and 2 thumbs

[planetary109]

@HoopsAndDinoMan OMG Who, the hell, caaares?

[AbuBishir]

@HoopsAndDinoMan you were made in his image

[8Rincewind]

@HoopsAndDinoMan So we're not made in his image. VICTORY IS MINE!!!

[pawnxapproved]

@HoopsAndDinoMan pal all family guy charaters have 8 fingers

[gerotop]

wht ep is dis?



[Mspokemonfan2]

press 7

0:11

[Mspokemonfan2]

"JESUS CHRIST!" LOL

[Seaction8]

@Mspokemonfan2 Jesus: WHAT!? D:

[DarkZerkerX]

I love how the creator of time, space, and matter drives a Cadillac Escalade.

[Only666ticketstohell]

in the german version god doesn't say "magic fingers", he say "that's not the only thing i can do with my fingers"

[cyberslick18]

@DestructeurDeCons You mean "ad nauseam"

[torjekar]

It is not good to draw God in a cartoon or a painting (^_^)

[omkar415star]

Why doesnt Jesus Christ come when i call him ?

[TheHigherVoltage]

@omkar415star for the same reason Thor doesn't either.

[Michaeldragon800]

@omkar415star Because you're not God.

[dudewithcamaronegro]

@omkar415star CUZ YOUR NOT A BELIEVER BUT A PURE DECEIVER AND A DOUBTER WITH OUT FAITH IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE HIM!!!

[42upupandaway]

@dudewithcamaronegro I heard he also when people spell "because" and "without" properly. Or maybe you really do mean you can't please God with this "out faith" you speak of. Oh, and your comment really should be two sentences. So, to sum up, what you meant to say was "Because you do not believe in my faith, I therefore believe you are a deceiver and a doubter. I believe that without our faith it is impossible to please him".

You're welcome.

[kostac1231]

@omkar415star He is too busy banging sluts and trolling satan

[angelcrisis44]

@omkar415star cause u no haz magic fingerz

[Saexism]

@omkar415star cuz ure not god..

[SIPEROTH]

@omkar415star Cause you ain't his father.

[TheBlackXout]

@omkar415star You got the wrong Number

[mishakol129]

@omkar415star Because God is Spirit and those who worship him must worship him in Spirit and in Truth.

John 4:24 "God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth. "

[ZipZagginGallifrey]

@mishakol129 The Truth is God does not exist, he's a fairy tale conjured up by mentally ill or insecure idiots to justify their own existence rather than deal with the realitys of life, that we only live once and there is no afterlife. Worship the one true god: YOURSELF.

[mishakol129]

@ZipZagginGallifrey How could you be God when you don't even know how to spell the word "realities"?

"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God." (Psalm 53:1)

[TheMagnificentPony]

@omkar415star u dont have white beard + baldness combo

[grownman455]

LOOOOL



[shigglemyjiggle]

it is not funny

[edwinm1]

Jesus, the ultimate wingman

[Juillardl]

Christians take a joke and if you can't then fuck off. Nobody really cares if you are offended by a show ridiculing your fake God

[bjsinugbuhan]

@Juillardl asshole, i'm a christian and i think this joke is funny and not offended, but screw you for the fake god part

[rochivon]

@Juillardl Fuck you....just trolling!

[geHkama11]

"get the escalade" xD

[ryanrule2]

This was how they snuck the "Jesus Christ!" as an expletive on network tv

[smashdude64]

I'm offensive and I find this Christian.

[TheHoodyninja]

Its hilarious that the my little pony fanbase can love and tolerate better than most christians, even though its the word of the very book they devote their lives to.

[BraggleFraggle100]

the people that get offended by this need to take the brick out of their ass and get a sense of humor

[dionis198686]

Sometimes it's better to don't laugh.

[Darkknight0777]

I don't know why people think this is offensive. It's Family Guy they cap on Christian's, Catholic's, Jehovah's witnesses, Jew's, Buddhist's, Blacks, Asians,Whites, Mexicans, Arabians and everything in between. Learn to laugh HAHAHA

[Wiintendoh]

Imagine how better Family Guy would be if Seth McFarlane wasn't such a prick and an atheist.

[GreenGravity1]

@Wiintendoh it wouldnt be much better.. i dont think it affects it.

[Captainchiggs]

@Wiintendoh it would be terrible. You got to learn to laugh at yourself and your beliefs. I think that whis could be an actual interpretation of sudden and innocents dieing. They die...people pray to god for help...gods just runs away

[THANATOS112220]

@Wiintendoh Its just a joke, have a sense of humor. Also, why is it a bad thing for Seth to be an atheist? He did nothing wrong, this show is comical, and if you don't like it, just don't watch it. The Simpsons also make fun of religion, same goes with many comedians, its a just a joke, don't take it so seriously.

[Wiintendoh]

@THANATOS112220 I DO have a sense of humor, and there is a limit. Things like this can be extremely offensive to people. I'm not saying anything is wrong for him to be an atheist, but doing something like this is taking it too far. And he does it in like every episode. I don't care what The Simpsons or "many comedians" have to say about it at all.

[THANATOS112220]

@Wiintendoh Again, this is just a joke, no reason to take this as in an offensive way, and he does to many other religions too, people, etc. Its just a joke, if you really have a sense of humor, you would understand there is nothing wrong with this at all. There are plenty of catholic and christian people that have sense of humor, and understand this is just for comical purpose nothing else. My dad who is non religious thought this was fucking hilarious b/c its funny.

[Wiintendoh]

@THANATOS112220 Do I make fun of atheists for not believing in God? No.

I can get as offensive as I want.

Furthermore, you said your dad is non religious, and he though this was funny. What does that have to do with this situation? Nothing.

[ShooterCinema]

@Wiintendoh

do people discrimate and hate and fire people for being atheist? YES!

so what is worse?

[Wiintendoh]

@ShooterCinema wat

[randomer003]

@Wiintendoh lol

[HomestarRunner20X6]

@Wiintendoh cry cry cry :'(

[tonyblackops]

you'd think that he would have reanimated her

[319jandres]

Jesus Chirst!!!....Why it doesn't work???

[random69420]

I thought escalade sealed it.

[mortic0n]

"JESUS CHRIST!" "WHAT?!" xDDDDDDDDDDD

Do people find this offensive? I'm Christian and I cracked up xDDDDD

[2ndrangerbattalion]

Im mormon and i find this hysterical

[Justmyopinionlol]

Jesus grows so quickly. Why just a few episodes ago, he was a dainty magic baby.

[Graverobber94]

i am christian... and i have no idea how this is offensive

[sarrahsamberg]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[RainAngel111]

i am a christian... and this is hilarious. i can laugh at it because it's not true

[walkis]

I had my headphones on and now I'm deaf.

[trelaman10]

Get the escalade we're outta here!

[mosesxxbeasty]

Haha now this could infer that God is such a Boss that he could fart and prove the Big Bang theory at the same time! Its great lol

[howdhemissthat]

God is a playaaaaaa!

[loke177]

@howdhemissthat of course he is, I mean he's a real playaa and a hell of a godfather.. I mean he kill people, drown people, he can say: ''fuck you bitch, I will blow this world to hell!''

it's his good for nothing son who is all goodie two shoes...

[TheArmantainment]

"JESUS CHRIST!"

"what!?"

"FENTON!"

[7708911]

XD god kills somebody And says jesus lol

[malvo511]

thumbs up if the top 2 comments made you laugh ;D

[rabbit4400]

HAAH thats funny! :D ... -.-

[Herbert2892]

Im religious and find this offensive.

Lucifer, "Antichrist Metal" Vocalist.