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  • I never even use the 3D on my 3DS except to ocasionally check it out. For me it´s basically DS2 with more power and better online capabilities (which isn´t saying much). And hey, some good games for it are finally shwoing up. I just hope the new Monster Hunter makes it to Europe.

  • Hehe senor cockonface

  • i've only turned the 3d feature on like twice

  • finally, someone who also sees that nintendo has become one giant gimmick!

    I love you, nintendo, I really do, but please, knock this shit off and learn from your mistakes. In the 80's the gimmicks started, did any of them catch on? NO!

    Has ANY of the gimmicky inventions work? Well, yeah, the ds was an inovation and the wii certainly has its strengths, but only with certain games. That and nintendo is basically serving the lowest common denominator and is on the verge of losing its lifetime fans.

  • @keniakittykat I love the power glove. It's so bad.

  • I agree, Yatzee, 3D in all its forms stops being noticeable after a while until it screws up. There really is no point to it after a time, because you become extremely desensitized to it very quickly.

  • And I apologize for making possibly false judgements, but for everyone's sake, please don't troll.

  • some people have prablems seeing 3d most cant see 3d and your the some

  • Sadly, Pilot Wings 3DS is still $40

  • during senor koquonfaes adventures i could not breathe and my parents were thinking i was having a fit and burst in to find 2 animated police people looking at a board which says cock and a guy on a hang glider

  • Drama queens.

    vvv

  • @NerdyMaher I didn't know the 3DS had a sequel. I didn't think the 3DS 2 was announced yet.

  • @ShadowScorpios so you hate all ps3 games because of one genre. I dont play many fps's. Bulletstorm and cod maybe good (cod's not that fun though) i olay gamed like uncharted and rayman and saints row the third and gta. I dont see why you hate the ps3. Its the same as the xbox, just that in the wlong-term, ps3 is cheaper. And that there are some exclusives for xbox and ps3, ps3 does have the best exclusives. Infamous, prototype, resistance, LBP, uncharted, heavy rain, etc. all xbox has is halo

  • @charliesbass I don't hate all PS3 games. It's just that both of the times that I've tried it were both horrible.

  • It's so much fun watching Youtube comment fights over ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT MATTERS IN THE LONG RUN.

  • I'm a computer gamer, and this is incredibly funny. I used to be a console gamer.

  • SENIOR KOQUONFAES

    made me lol for half an hour

  • I like 3ds.

  • @ShadowScorpios and I hate hate hate hate HATE PS3 and most 1ST person games that are not Halo, or not made by Valve, or exclusively liscensed by nintendo.

  • @ShadowScorpios

    losar

  • @NerdyMaher Actually, You are a loser who spends most of his/her time insulting someone's opinions instead of doing something creative, or doing nothing at all. Next time you want to be a dick, think about other people's thoughts.

  • @ShadowScorpios you must have no wifes, sorry i dont take gaming seriously like a pussy like u, i have kids to take care of... i have so much pitty for u , u little kid... find a wife (wii doesnt count)

  • @NerdyMaher I'm only 13.... and not in New Jersey, therefore making it IMPOSSIBLE to get married....

  • @ShadowScorpios

    i feel bad now

  • @NerdyMaher Don't feel bad.

  • @NerdyMaher Do "u" also have spelling to learn also if "u" don't take gaming seriously why don't "u" jump on the casual gaming bandwagon "u" fucking time waster

  • @supermushyking1

    so much pity on you, as we can see you still live with ur parents and have no friends

  • @NerdyMaher Well as a teenager, I imagine living with my parents is kind of normal, as for having no friends... I dunno I suppose you have to actually know me to make an educated guess (but I guess you don't understand the word educated)

  • @supermushyking1

    dumb teenager :/

  • @ShadowScorpios shhh just keep your head low or the troll will come after you...

  • If you have glasses(for eyes not 3D) like I do, the 3d doesn't work! You have to take off your glasses, and depending on what your eyes are like, you won't be able to see it either!

  • @baycrum267 Something must be wrong with your eyes then, because I can see the 3D easily with my glasses and I'm legally blind without them. Albeit I still have to position the damn thing right to make sure I can see it correctly.

  • @Assassin7G3 Probably has to do with position. Darned thick things!

  • I hate 3D and 3Ds because 3D is not ready to the public and yet,the company that produce something in 3D does in such a rush that leaves the bad side effects of said product.In other words,3D in theaters is highly expensive and is pointless to 73% of the movies and 3Ds is just a headache machine and waste of money since YOU WON'T BE USING THE 3D AT ALL.

  • I stopped taking it seriously after he said Nintendo just releases the same game every year with a different title.

  • @Majorasword64 you mean there were times when you took Yahtzee seriously?

  • @SHADOWtehULTIMATE Oh right,yeah thanks for reminding me.

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  • 4:40 Exactly how I've felt for a while.

  • the wii is gonna fail bad and the 3d in 3ds isnt dat awesome and stupid nintendo r only selling remakes because they dont have imagination, i can sai they were the best in the 90s and 80s but now there gay,fags and nintendo fans r so deseperate dat they do fanboy vids

  • @NerdyMaher the 3ds IS 3D I fucking have 1,2nd the wii has sold better than the PS3 and Xbox.3rd Nintendo may be not be the best now but I still like and enjoy the games that they bring out and therefore I play them.4th you are a homophobe goodbye!

  • @Majorasword64

    i have 3ds 2 and plus we must be in specific spot for it works and ur friends next to u cant join u in the 3d experience, i like nintendo 2 but now they lost their touch i think they dont care about the real nintendo fans , wii isnt for real nintendo gamers ,real nintendo is nes ans snes and gamecube and PS get a real youtube name geek ,life aint video games... homophobe? dat ur best -_-

  • @NerdyMaher well 1st this was all I could think up and it's a fucking username I know everything ain't video games.2nd I call them homophobe because I think that saying something is gay as an insult is offensive.3 Nintendo DOES care about Nintendo fans and hasn't lost their touch look a Skyward sword and mario kart 7.4th the WiiU will be aimed for non-casual gamers.

  • @Majorasword64

    i kno wii u but im talking about wii

  • @NerdyMaher I know,I was just saying Nintendo hasn't gone completely down to shit-heap that is casual games and consoles.

  • @NerdyMaher dont be a troll

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  • @bradwells1000 im just saying my opinion

  • @NerdyMaher I'm positive you are only about nine years old. At least you type like one. Besides if the Wii was going to fail, it would have done so a couple of years ago. No, the 3DS isn't that awesome, but it's like the other DS's if you ask me. A handheld that provides a very nice distraction every once in a while.

  • @xXCaptnPeteXx - A distraction from what, exactly? From all the fun you might be having on an actual console with fun and interesting games instead of gimmicky concept games that are adding about as much to games as an anchor to a sinking ship?

  • @CaitiVoltaire Like if I'm on a plane. It's a distraction from the fact I'm sitting between a fat sleeping man leaning over on me, and a woman who talks about her cats. I'm not saying it's revolutionary nor is it my preferred gaming method, just that it's on occasion actually fun to play. How would I catch all my Pokemon otherwise?

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  • @NerdyMaher I can just SEE the love and tolerance in THAT one.

    Learn to write, illiterate little kid.

    Don't go around trolling people because they like something. That's stupid, and it makes you look dumb. Nobody is going to take you seriously with your stupid texting slang. So take your "chatspeak" and get out of here.

  • @DinaurianDiana i can write however i want 2, is it illegal no and if i was a kid ..would u write dat to a kid u impolite fag... maybe dat comment got outa hand but dat was an opinion not a fact nothing more, i respect ur opinion but i dont respect people dat do videos dat insult companies for no reason ok now i g2g , this little kid has some homework... u take games too seriously, its sad very sad

  • @NerdyMaher Yes, and I'm not the "impolite fag" who just called a person he/she doesn't know an "impolote fag".

    And honestly, you just look stupid when you say "dat".

    And if you are a kid, you shouldn't even be on here. And how the hell are you saying that I take games to seriously? Did I even say anything about certain games?

    NO.

    And even if I did, why the heck is that sad, and how come i'm not allowed to take games seriously? They were made to be taken seriously.

  • @DinaurianDiana

    in life there is a lot of things to do instead of video games. People that only do ideo games are no lifes A.K.A fanboys. u think it the end of the world because i hate nintendo...fagget

  • @NerdyMaher wow. You are really, really, REALLY, stupid.

    I never said I play nothing but video games. You don't know ANYTHING about me. You can't make assumptions like that. You don't know what I think, and people don't have to like Nintendo. It's not my problem if you hate it or not! The thing that bothered me is that you went around us with it. You brought your hate here and that's just rediculous. I'm not even a boy for your information. I haven't even picked up a DS in forever!

  • @NerdyMaher I don't even PLAY console games. I'm not even a boy and calling me a "faggot" is stupid beause that's a stupid reason to call somebody something. I respect your opinion, but you don't have to go around trolling people with it! You, sir are a judgemental little idiot. You probably think i'm a fat loser (notice the "probably") but I bet I get out a lot more than you do. I spend days out side, sir. So don't tell me there are more things in life than video games.

  • @DinaurianDiana u favorited song of storms 10 hours straight PS idont have any consoles so about the one that has a life here, it is definitly not youi

  • @NerdyMaher Song of storms is a beautiful song, from an amazing game. And just because you don't have any consoles doesn't mean you have a life.

  • @TheDementedWendigo and thank you for that kind sir.

    H

  • @TheDementedWendigo

    dont u hear other songs instead of zelda 10 hours staright ?

  • @NerdyMaher well, it seems you've started quite a flame war. Also I love song of storms

  • @NerdyMaher I'm a fucking student you ass-wipe.

    I GO TO SCHOOL.

    You think I have time for games?

    Now please carry yourself and your troll-ness out of my fucking inbox.

  • @DinaurianDiana I'm also a student, doing a degree, and even I have time for games. That's a shit argument. Also if you were in school I'm sure you wouldn't be stupid enough to call something "rediculous", and your grammar would be a lot better.

    That is, if you were a student at a higher level than thinking in colours and counting to 10.

  • @GriefMachine seriously, are you going to make me ask again?

    I'm tired of this argument! Please leave me alone, stop trolling, and no matter how mad I am, I'm going to refrain from talking in complete caps lock and cussing you people out!

    ALL I wanted was for people to quit trolling and they're at my throat for this. Please leave my inbox! I don't care about this anymore! Everyone has their opinion, so let me keep mine from now on. So please stop insulting and embarrassing me!

  • @DinaurianDiana Oh dear, please don't activate caps and use mean words at me

  • @NerdyMaher so please let me keep my hobbies in my way and you keep yours in your way.

    No leave me alone if you will.

  • I actually watched all of his episodes in 5 days. I need to go outside .... fuck that, I'm going to go watch other videos now. yay for the internet! and don't tell me how the internet is going to hell with sopa and pipa, I already god damn know, let me live in peace.

  • Honestly, I'd probably buy the steel brace skull mount.

  • i seriously broke out laughing at the part he said he made is mii look like penis saying "im watching you" being spread to children.

    im actually tearing up.

  • Why was the Linux Penguin there?

  • Why was the Linux Penguin there?

  • lol I got the Godzilla reference.

  • FUCKING JACKPOT! XD

  • lol. i bought the legend of zelda limited edition 3ds a few days ago and i love it. i still dont mind hearing other's opinions about it though

  • I'm still getting it. If I listened to him, I would have 2 games: Portal and Portal 2.

  • @Theone5755 and half life, half life 2 and silent hill 2

  • @welme23 And Psyconauts. He's very picky.

  • @Theone5755 Not to mention the Batman games. and Saints Row 2

  • @romanmonaghan I still wouldn't have a lot of games. And I like my 3DS.

  • Liked, Favorited and Laughed until it hurt.

  • "Okay, I have an idea for our next console. We take a normal DS....and put a blurry image on the blurry image that's already there, but we misalign it." "What? Who would buy that? That's fucking stupid." "Yes, but if we say it's 3D we can say it's new AND call it a 3Ds, isn't that clever?" "That's equally as stupid, that just means 3 Double Screen." "Yes, but it's Nintendo! The mindless fans will just eat that crap up and working harder than counting my money makes my brain hurt!"

  • I laughed so hard that I got a headache.

  • Blind hatred for nintendo ftw 

  • i only got the 3ds for kingdom hearts 3d..... and i personally hate nintendo too

  • Why the hell did u buy a 3DS if u hate Nintendo?

  • @NerdyMaher because hes a game reviewer

  • yahtzee you crazy rapist!!!

  • lol'd, so hard i cried....

  • I admit that the startup for the 3DS was shabby. But it's starting to pick up pretty well.

  • hey the wii's last game was skyward sword

  • There's a reason that Augmented Reality Game can be abbreviated into ARG.

  • Who else made Siñor Coqueonfeace?

  • Holding the 3DS with Streetpass on makes me want to approach anyone with a 3DS.

  • The 3DS is pretty awesome, but this is still one of the funniest reviews I've seen.

  • Down with Nintendo! They havnt made a good system or game since the 64 (which was hardly decent i may remind everyone) and there last good game was............ mario? I think?

  • @creamcorn78niner Starfox, super smash bros, metroid (The older ones)

  • Fuckin' JACKPOT!

  • Well at least it's doing good now. He should have played SSF4 talk about bad taste in games

  • The 3DS, being the piece of crap it is, was exciting to hear about from a friend a couple of years before it was announced. But it is a gigantic piece of crap and should be destroyed and scrapped along with the wii and the wii u

  • lol take a sit not in the big chair

  • Ah, poor nintendo. I miss you being good.

  • I barely use the 3D in the 3DS, I still find it fun

  • I hate 3ds.

  • @YoungJusticeRobin Well the Wii U is Nintendo's next big thing and it's gonna have Batman arkham city for the platform

  • A word to the wise: don't eat (noodles) while you watch this. You may need plyers and morphine in order to remove large chunks of food from your nose and lungs.

    And carpet. And relatives.

    Carry on.

  • I never had issues with the 3D no matter what angle I was at or how far away from my face it was. Its also one of the only gaming systems that I never got a headache from. So Am I like backwards from everyone else?

  • Yay someone who listens to my 'the wii is shit' claim

  • Still waiting for the 3DSIXL Lite.

  • The DS lite was the last big achievement Nintendo's come up with. Thing is they need to stop that tactic where they only tweak it a little, overcharge the crap out of their products, and then release a brand new one (or at least a new accessory + all sorts of fun shit that only work with said accessory) 6 months later. You're not apple Nintendo!

  • I love that someone is finally saying what I've been saying since the Wii came out. Nintendo is full of SHIT.

  • Why does this remind me of "Diary of a wimpy kid"?

  • Want a nintendo 3DS Console for free? Check out: goo.gl\ZoAiK

  • "isn't the sky supposed to be behind the sea" XD

  • Ironicaly, all the good games are coming out soon. It's a shame he made this before they were mentioned at E3.

  • Senior Koqonface: O_O I'M WATCHING YOU!!!!

  • the lineup on release was a crock of shit. If he waited for OoT and Starfox then I think he'd have to agree they did well there, Luigi's Mansion 2 is also looking good.

    bad start yes, but remember PS3 had a bad start as well.

  • Ironic shirt: the cake is a lie

  • I love these :)

  • Lol brilliant. I personally love the 3d effect but having to keep it lined up propperly spoils it a bit. It really needs to be refined before it replaces 2d screens.

  • I have sat and watch all the zero punctuation I was that damn bored! but very well entertained :D

  • I thought this would good making fun of it and it was

  • Look at all the little shits

  • 4:54 "Portal 2 is next week, alright?"...Next Wednesday is gonna be good.

  • I wish I had a pet nintendo.

  • 1. Zero.

    2. Drop.

    3. Everything else.

    That's how I watch the Escapist. 

  • Zero needs his own channel.

  • @MrHagg1s or it's only playlist, I don't watch any of the other shows on this channel

  • @MrHagg1s hi, it's an easy mistake but it's yahzee

  • Oh Mr. Zero, you've done it again!

  • let me do this. ninth, tenth, eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth, fourteenth, and fifteenth. Also when it first was announced I thought"that's a good idea" then while I was walking around at the local Wal-Mart I saw one with a demo game so I picked it up and then thought "this is the worst thing ever"

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  • well you took you sweet ass time

  • @Eddiebayes177

    Actually this has been out on the Escapist for quite a while now. That's where he regularly updates his series once a week.

  • THANK GOD HE DID ANOTHER ONE!

  • @Murphyr09 he does one every week on the escapist magazine website!

    /advertise

  • @shadow1the1ultimate Y U NO GET PAID

  • i love to stroke my nipples to ben when he talks dirty!

  • @glenloovens1 wait what???

  • @glenloovens1 I hope he drowns...

  • Senor Koquonfaes

    HURRRLO!

  • am I first? cuz I hate being first

  • @iamtheNoNamer thats what she said

  • @ZachsYTUBE lol

  • @iamtheNoNamer well fuck you then, drink bleach and die.

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