no sense preacher

[theresafrelix1]

What? Lol

[litedave]

Can waffles fly? We cannot make a backetball hoop without rats in the attic. This is so very funny!

[NeutralGuy100]

This makes more sense than what I hear in church...

[superterrifichappy]

watched it back to back .. im in tears

[mythicalhell]

ROFL! Great job!

[Ticket4Me]

hehehe

[scottvska]

Reminds me of that character from In Living Color who spoke nonsense from a prison cell.

[tony2tones777]

Man i was feeling pretty down but this really did cheer me up thank you Lord! hilarious! its just soo confusing and there is just no idea what is going on! just waaay too many metaphors to possibly follow.

[ishdotest86]

MAKE ANOTHER ONE. THAT WAS FUNNY. IT REMINDED ME OF "FARACONVICT" OFFA IN LIVING COLOR.

[IBangedHerTwice]

not funny

[tsmsom]

the sprinkling of rain is like a window of rubber bands....................toots­ie rolls!!!!!

[seberris]

Chicken noodle soup are not mashed potatoes! That's what's wrong with society today! They are confused!!

[oneNonBeliever]

@seberris NO! He aint got no pancake mix, that's what's wrong with society today.

[tsmsom]

that was the funniest thing i watched in a minute

[CubanOverlord]

Amen brotha

[MrEnlightenup]

wtf??????????????

[jemidyette]

This is obviously a voiceover. Creative though.

[nightsparkles]

@CTuxford

ME TOO! I CAN'T STOP! IT'S SO FREAKN FUNNY XD He sound like an incoherent Bill Cosby on helium! LOLL!! XD

[ParokialManhekle2O1O]

@nightsparkles Excellent analogy

[DrDazzleFTW]

I would pay cash money to attend service there.

[CTuxford]

I have tears in my eyes! XD

I have heard some well-known guys who aren't much better!

[tony2tones777]

@CTuxford awww man i got tears topo!!!!!!

[12TheNobleSavage]

This is what religion does to people...

[GregLily08]

Demon-like video.

[8av8today]

I was laughing my ass off.

[skunksnag]

Nahh, i would rather stay home on sunday and watch football.

[rhino3548]

Bro all churches are not like this please hear me it is good churches that are nothing like this.

[WilliamWhite05]

@rhino3548  ROFL!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!

[QuranTafseer]

lol

[wickipede1]

genious. just genious

[febuary09]

Is this REAL?? lol

[dshiz16]

@febuary09  lol haha i was thinking the same

[karoslif]

hahaha! thats funny but you can't fool me,thats damon wayans doing his pastor skit.

[Lisa3679]

If preachers talked like this guy, I would definitely be religious and get my godly comedy fix every week. I wouldn't learn anything, but I would be happy when I left the church. Actually, i'm glad I cannot hear what he is really saying. That would just reinforce the fact that I am an atheist. But, we like having fun too. Thus, my interest in this video and the preacher's crazy ass sermon. HA!

[jkl4863]

LOLOL...

[tubadawg1121]

This is not what the preacher was saying, this is just something stupid that someone made. Not Funny.

[superterrifichappy]

Waffles don't fly, this mother fucker is crazy!!

[lucymydog1995]

the funniest part is the people in the background that seem to understand

[Hellu235Sing]

I'm fucking dying laughing here. :D

[dmunene2000]

lol you believe in dogs, you would believe that a tape measure will bring you a pancake of break pads!!!! lol 1:49

[worktosser]

oh com'on. Crazy religion is funny enough without faking it!

[AP0media0saavy]

lol at all your comments - great video - Tootsie Rolls!

[abc12356955]

see benny hinn

[denniskkk1]

perfect 5:30am video but you guys should go watch some Paul Washer preaching

[nickschor]

I agree with most of what he says, except I take issue with the blue plate mayonnaise comment.

[Brooklyn83]

This reminds me of Charlie Sheen's poetry.

[browningk]

THIS IS SO HILARIOUS!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!

[lisalizapop]

This actually made more sense then some of these preachers ...lol SAD

[godisadelusion16]

this title is misleading it implies other preachers have sense

[415uceduce]

Stupid idiot who ever made this...

[Nashhinton]

I bet a mormon made this stupid video...

[AgentCROCODILE]

I can do that too. AHEEGEEGEEGEEG! PHUNKIMUNKEH! HIBMOENOMEONEONEOABADABADBADBA­BDABDBABDADAI! See? Easy. :)

[1911HeadBanger]

Damn. Don't move that couch. You'll get grass in the mayonaise and the dog will answer the phone. Damn.

[dabanditisback]

Alright, I cried.

[BRUCELEEonLSD]

oh my god ..my roomates just woke up .. fuck me with a giggle stick

[confoundtheidols]

His mouth movements didn't always match his words of wisdom. Is this video a joke, or for real?

[Tommy4503]

GOD said we can Judge the fruits just look at the way he look, walks, talk, he not saved he;s not a man of GOD all three of them are devils sitting at the pulpit waiting to lead the weak, waiting to devourer their salvation and money

[Godilive4]

Does anybody understand what he was actually trying to say?

[puertoricanafro]

omg man this was to funny i was crying hahahahha shit my belly herts lol dude this is to funny. lol

[coralarch]

He makes more sense than the Westboro Batshits do.

[DiverforPort]

@coralarch I'd rather go to his church that Westboro church, but then I'd rather just have an extra hour in bed or have a root canal.

[coralarch]

@DiverforPort Compared to Westboro, root canals are a load of fun!!

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

Tootsie rolls

XXD!!

[songwriter4artists]

I can tell an atheist put this together.

[donofly]

funny shit! that is about how random real preachers are these days..lol

[BoimaFREEMAN]

I had to come back for more.......LOL you crazy yo

[gravekeepersven]

this is pure gold man.

[attilaclark]

water dust brooms of time...in an hour glass of ....tootsie rolls...lol

[Oristiumpier]

This is awesome!!!

[neffery]

How is that even funny? FAIL

[cbmuzik]

ROFLMAO!!!!!! I love this!!

[fsingh7]

this is fake...

[billygundum]

convisionatized 

[ladyistiny]

you sound like a fool. what a jerk, who ever made t his video is a waste of life.

[LoveMetalDrummer28]

@ladyistiny and whoever gave you a sense of humor fails at life

[ladyistiny]

@LoveMetalDrummer28 shut up fool!!!

[utwobing]

Lol...watched this a shill ago coming back to it it is still hilarious.

[MayacianEpic]

this shit is awesome.

remember to migrate the thirst of light through the pains of sand of the hourglass that CANNOT BE condritionitized of microsoft!

[0789seth]

hahahaha GREAT LOL

Thanks timmcascill you have put a smile on my face.

[kyro0killa]

Funny video man keep them comming.

Let me inlighten the unknlogable :3 THis is a Athiest: •Atheism is commonly defined as the position that there are no deities. It can also mean the rejection of belief in the existence of deities. A broader definition is simply the absence of belief that any deities exist.

if you dont know what a Deitie is...look it up.

[OpietheKenneth]

Funny from 0:00 to 2:11.

114 people are uptight losers.

[OpietheKenneth]

Funny from 0:00 to 2:11.

[2hottric]

i know thats not his voice but is he actually sayin that or u jus being crazy

[216trixie]

The funniest video on youtube.

[216trixie]

Not the apple pie and the dumpling pie.

That's what I always tell all my babies.

..........Tootsie rolls.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

WHOLLLEY FUCK IM CONVERTING!!!! lol....jk, funny shit!!!

[clandarkside]

look up "Reading from the Book of Troll" on youtube. hilarious story about what happened to the original troll! "trolls gangsters and a 1997 crown victoria" rofl pass da word along its a funny story. he is a crazy preacher that smokes in church!

[peacelord]

You know, there are much more constructive things one can do with his time, like playing in traffic.

[cleverjoe]

Great video, a true pancake of brake pads

[devinmakemoves]

You make fun of this pastor and you are promoting evil..and foolishness..If you have a real beef with this preacher prove him wrong..i bet you cant do it.....you stupid demonic jerk get a job and a life......you are obviously a loser...demon

[EmoAngelFuentes]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! LMFAO!Chicken Soup Is Noy Mashed Potatoes

[kingsley133]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingsley133]

ROTFL!!!!! This is what I am going through right now with church.  All you are missing is the random applause and shutting even if it makes no sense whatsoever.

[Tessaisfun]

@SnedorKeeb08 ...lmbo, that is so funny...  Exactly!!

[Shabaka87]

what the hell is a window full of rubber bands?

[SouthPhillyHooligan]

You sure you removed the original audio? Makes as much sense as most other sermons. Actually makes more sense since at least he's talking about things that really exist.

[87UNC]

lollhahahahah

[CheeseHole333]

this isnt funny beotches

[xRobertgoldx]

that was funny as hell

[IntellectDesignZ]

HAAAA!!!!!!!

[Gil7698]

I can tell a sinner put this together. What more can you expect out of a sinner when they don't know God!

[lildon01]

lmao...slobbing-on-myself funny

[browneyez1559]

funniest youtube videa ive seen in a while.. literally crying from laughter... "nickles are flat, we know that... trash cans can be hidden in many various part of your household, we know that too" HHIILLARIOUS please do more! i would subscribe

[FromOceans2112]

:D AMEN BROTHER, finally some one makes some sense around here. I feel enlightened ^^

[BlackVirus4]

lolololo lolol

[simpleservant1983]

lol

[nstevens5773]

The funniest thing I've ever seen on youtube to date. LMBO!!!!

[music4christwdwdwdwd]

i love this video please post more lol

[RoyalRamirez]

Tootsie Rolls! how do we know they really roll? LMAO

[samfordbulldog09]

this sucks

[ACasualVillain]

CHicken Noodle soup are not Mashed Potatoes!!

[crockagater]

Brothers and sisters, remember the most important lesson from this video. "We can NOT be put in a basketball hoop without a rat in the attic."

[Olamorinde]

Those that have twiseted the words of pastor Tony Smith should BURN in HELL!

[onlybaby90]

I learned so much from this sermon:

"The pillars of sand are like water dustbrooms"..WOW that makes total sense!

"Chicken noodle soup is NOT mashed potatoes"...OMG that IS what is wrong with society today.

"Trashcans can be hidden in many various areas of your household".....That is a genius observation and the most enlighting thing said is

"Shoes are NOT sold at Taco Bell".....I will have to remember that.

[GrowlerVigilante]

@onlybaby90 Amen to that .

[THE48LAWS]

this shit is tooooooooo funny!! fuck!!

[batlewitch]

a tape measure will bring me a pancake of break pads. i belive,i belive.

[Humanicristarian]

"Blue plate mayonaisse : is the plate really BLUE?! " Oh mah God! You sound like that Wayan brother who played Major Payne! Oh mah gawd! You are so funny!! "Tootsie rolls!" I'm choking on my laughing saliva now!! Tape measure brake pads!? In the attic!! HA haaaaaaaaa!

[ImHeavenlyOPERATED]

LOL!!!! One thing that's SOOOOO TRUE is the TITLE of this cause in reality,he is a "NO SENSE PREACHER"!!! Excellent title!!

[MsJoy4ever]

This is so funny !!!!!!!

[texabamabrackish]

This made my day. Minimized it in the corner of my work cpu and just played it over and over.

[216trixie]

Shoes are not sold at Taco BeLL!!!!

[EclipsedMind]

crappy DJO ripoff

[JamesMorlan]

"Chicken noodle soup on my mashed potatoes. That's what's wrong with society today. They all confused!"

LOL!

[VINNIE2300]

lol sounds like me and my buddies stoned off our asses

[gregthesenior12]

LOL!

[sowhatbitch103]

thats whats wrong wit society today!! lmao

[arizonaboss]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[kevharr7]

lmbao. laughing my black ass off

[mraberrant]

not really funny. and offensive for a few reasons. good job white folks.

[magicwolo]

This is too freaking funny. I need more. Thanks.

[90a]

To saharuk , hubtubber, and icebeam23860......The truth about Jesus can only be truly understood once Christ is accepted into your life, and through reading of The Word of God(Holy Bible). If you truly desire to have a relationship with God it must be in your heart not just words spoken.

God Bless

[mgs6ps3]

Is that the same word of god that says to stone to death a non virgin is she marries? Is that the same word of god that says to kill anyone who tries to temp you into believing any other religion? Is that the same word of god that says to kill anyone who works on a sunday? The word that says donkeys & snakes could talk & illness is caused by sin? No thank you. Lunatic

[90a]

First of all the things you stated are from the old testament and as a generation of new testament believers we do not live by the same rules as back then.PLEASE DONT BE SIMPLE MINDED.But like I said before. If you truly desire to have a relationship with the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD then he will come in and dine with you. JESUS IS REAL AND HE IS COMING BACK WITH FLAMES OF FIRE. I PRAY THAT YOU COME TO GRASP THIS AND NOT TO TURN AWAY WITH A HARDENED HEART. JESUS LOVES YOU & SO DO I....GOD BLESS

[mgs6ps3]

So you say the bible is the undeniable word of god but you only listen to the parts that fit into your life? Jesus is not real. wanna know how i know? Read the egyptian book of the dead's story about horus. Anyone with a brain can see it is almost exactly the story of jesus. Why? because the humans that wrote the bible copied it. If you dont see that as evidence you are truly the blind ones. I dont have faith jesus is fake, i know it.

[90a]

@mgs6ps3 Well as we are living in the last days I pray that you come to realize the truth for yourself that JESUS IS REAL & HE IS THE LORD.........GOD BLESS

[JamesMorlan]

@90a

I must disagree. The invisible telepathic space worms in my attic tell me quite a different story in my dreams at night. And they're quite good storytellers. The people who wrote the Bible could have really benefited from their input. But, alas - sigh! - a story doesn't need to be good to be believed.

[boywhoy88]

@JamesMorlan Telling the truth or not beings like the one you speak of are real. They are not important though. The important thing is us coming to the Lord Jesus Christ. He is real and he is waiting. Humble yourself, seek him and you will find him easily if you want to do the will of the Father which is God. I am in any religion. I know God is real and I seeked the Lord and now I do his will as best I can. He is waiting.

[JamesMorlan]

@boywhoy88 I truly sought God at one particularly low point in my life, but found only humanity. The goodwill of a few good people I met in church ultimately led me to discovering myself. No god of any kind ever made its presence known to me. What you believe to "know" is your own truth, and it is real to you, but understand that that is *your* experience. To me what is important is living in the moment and preserving this planet for others that follow and not hanging on empty dreams.

[boywhoy88]

@JamesMorlan Do you believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, the son of God? If you don't you cant know the father because no one can know the father without knowing the son. The is what the Lord Jesus Christ said. It is that simple. Believing in no one God, and doing righteous works will not get you into heaven. In the end we will be judged by our works but if your name is not found in the book of life you will go the same place as the devils. You have to believe in the Lord. He died for all of us.

[JamesMorlan]

@boywhoy88 said, "Do you believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, the son of God?"

Have you been reading? No, I don't. Nothing in my life has given me reason to. I never felt any presence, never sensed anyone was listening, and I even gave it a gallant try in sincere hope that "He" was there at one point in my life. If he exists, he sure hides well. Absolutely no sign of him (or any other god) have I seen. It's a twisted mythological tale with roots predating Christianity.

[boywhoy88]

@JamesMorlan Well I feel sorry for you. I must let people know the truth. I have been thru spiritual warfare and the only way out is the Lord. Each and every time the Lord saved me. You must humble yourself and seek him. You will get more knowledge of seeking him in the word of God which is the holy bible. If you don't believe in the Lord and do his will Which is the commandment, first you will be thrown into hell then you will experience the second death which is the lake of fire. He is waiting

[JamesMorlan]

@boywhoy88 You still don't get it (and probably never will): That is your BELIEF. You speak to me with such certainty as it if it is absolute truth. You are wholly convinced and obviously conduct yourself as if you have no doubt and never question it. Probably never have. I humbled myself. I sought him. He's not there. The brain is an incredibly complex organ and can play many tricks on you, and you can reinforce those patterns. Don't feel sorry for me - I was spared the God delusion.

[mgs6ps3]

@boywhoy88 Bad news for you. Thanks to the internet and other technologies of science, more and more people are being educated. Because of this brain power more of us are gaining everyday we will all soon be able to see past all your bullshit lies, gods and religions. It is well known that the smarter the person the less likely they'll believe in god, let alone jesus. I cant wait till the day when people are not brain dead anymore. Good day

[jesusisbetter]

@mgs6ps3 Hi, may I introduce myself to you? Masters biology & chemical engineering, Ph.D. philosophy, is that educated enough for you? Perhaps I should let you know that I spent most of my life as an avowed atheist, fully convinced, learned, and solid in a staunch and dogged determination to undermine and destroy the deception of Christianity, the bible & existence of Jesus, until I met Him! Now, it is clear that atheism requires more faith than I am capable of in my brain-dead state.

[mgs6ps3]

@jesusisbetter Where'd you get educated, christ community college. I could never understand how someone can have all that education and still believe that we needed a human sacrafice to save all mankind. If you're dumb enough to believe that christ was the first person in mythology who was born on dec 25, was born of a virgin, had 12 followers, healed the sick, walked on water, was called the "truth" "light" "lamb" then no level of education will teach you commen sense.

[JamesMorlan]

@boywhoy88 As for the space worms in my attic...I *know* they don't exist. After all, I'm the one who made them up.

[archanfel650]

@90a

FLAMES of FIRE?!?!? I thought those didn't exist! Flames of fire, are, like, fire...

x 9000!!!!!!!!!! lol, but its Jesus fire, its imaginary flames of fire that love you

[boywhoy88]

@mgs6ps3 I don't really want to try to convince you God is real but here goes. Seek the Lord, Jesus Christ with all your heart and you will find out he is real. Its that simple. The stuff that happened in the old testament, most of that stuff doesn't apply today. Read matthew. Seek the Lord and you will have a new life. Its up to you.

[mgs6ps3]

@boywhoy88 I will never give in to this idea that we needed a demi god/human sacrefice to save all of mankind from their sins that god put into "law" in the first place. God sacreficed himself to himself because that's how he wrote the rules. Bullsh!t that only room temp i.Q. type people believe.

[boywhoy88]

@mgs6ps3 Do you really want to go to heaven? For we wrestle not with flesh and blood but rulers of evil kingdoms that are on this earth and unseen. Since the Lord Jesus Christ died for us just doing righteous works and denying the Lord wont get you into heaven. To get to heaven you must believe in the Lord Jesus Christ. That means anyone who denies Christ no matter how "good" you think they are will go to the lake of fire along with the devils. It is that simple. God loved us so much............

[mgs6ps3]

@boywhoy88 Do you hear how stupid you sound? God loves me so much but there's a lake of fire waiting for me if I choose not to believe in him but he gave me the gift of freewill so I wont be "forced" into loving him but there's a punishment for me if I dont believe in him. So as a matter of fact he is forcing himself on me. It's a like murderer saying "Do what I want or i'll torture you, but remember that I love you so it's okay". If people who think like that are in heaven i'd rather go to hell

[boywhoy88]

That he sent his only begotton son to die for us! That is love! Seek the Lord, believe in the Lord, do the commandments and give to the poor and you will have eternal life. It is that simple. Don't be deceived by the devil. This stuff is serious! I am a perfect example. I must let people know the Lord is real and he is ready for us to come to him.

[sowhatbitch103]

im gonna tell yu what i tell all my babys that i tell them this people will always try to fight yu with the chicken in their pants . but if yui hit them with turkey they will run for the ocean cuz turkery is like mayonnaise on musturd. it just go that way thatss what i tell all my babys

[TheCognitiveReason]

whoever did this voice needs to do more.

[dentonbrowne]

@TheCognitiveReason lol who is this!

[MickeyleAuteur]

The basketball hoop one was funny, but, the part that got me was....

"Shoes are not sold at Taco Bell".

I'm not sure if I have laughed harder in months.

Brilliant!

[SpadeLuv]

we can not be put in a basketballhhoop .....WIT NO RATS IN THE ATTIC

[saharuk]

Check out Islam. Islam teaches that Jesus was a great prophet and the Quran , Muslim book revealed by God, has a whole chapter devoted to Mary and details the virgin birth. Peace to all.

[hubtubber]

yeah i heard that jesus is mention in the quran more than any other person.

christianity always taught us that islam bashes jesus, when in reality they really respect him.

by the way this no sense preacher sounds like bill cosby

[icebeam23860]

Is it true Mohammad was given the Quran by an Angel of Light?

[MissRonkeLove]

Naaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa

[afterthetonemusic]

Don't waffles fly? Cat boxes of time! Chicken noodle soup are not mashed potatoes, that's what's wrong with society today!!!!

[Chris260633]

Reverend X > This guy.

Still funny though!

[drgibson1992]

pastor tony smith is an uneducated fool who gains attention by talking about smart educated people and use the bible to justify it which is not ok dude

[mahesus1]

1:28 HAHHAHA

[MEATTAify]

LMAO

[The10men]

WOW!

[futuremelina]

LOL he can't stay on a subect

[sipes13]

HAHA!!

[flameofelijah]

is this the preacher from the boondocks