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  • Putin is a man,in contrast to all the infamous bush and clinton!!!!!!

  • americans,you can issue?? she's sick

    in the head???

  • Only one who did More than Mr Purin on planet earth since life began was more than a man He was Jesus Christ the son of God who else can save the world from the neocon run america? since most americans are in a deep trance to take over their once great country n get rid of the scam ruining their country n the world? Ron Paul america NEEDS u so does the rest of the world

  • ну вы американцы и ТУУУУУПЫЫЫЕ!! вынос мозга по тв, как вы это вообще смотрите?? О_О

  • Betrayus?

    lol Iraq Torture American ?

    2 million innocent Iraqi dead

    BEtrayUS?

  • Putin is the Best. no doubt

  • She looks like maya from "Just shoot me"

  • Ну вы и ебанутые амереканци

  • У нас таких тупорылых блондинок дальше РУТВ не пускают...

  • хахаха))) +5)) я чуть со стула не упал, как только она свой рот открыла))

  • хуета какая-то

  • Putin the BEST! =)

  • Dude stalin was man of the year nothing new. oh and Putin is awesome.

  • "Welcome to the G News the G is silent" Who may i ask is the G ? is that some black guy ?

  • I want to be like Putin!

  • You are very cute and NICE RACK BABYCAKES!

  • You're post is kind of stupid,you don't know anything about life in Russia,and how many good things Putin did for it's people.

  • Khodorkovsky was just a Jew stealing Russian oil and exporting it cheap, and then not even paying taxes on his profits? How could this Jew make 20 billion in 5 years? I am afraid that if Putin goes away, these Jackals will take advantage of Russians. Look at Arabic countries. They float on oil, and people live in third world countries conditions.

  • I'm not a Jew myself, but I do have a problem with you using "just a Jew" in the demeaning way you do.

    It makes you seem prejudice.

    Mikhail, a business person, made a lot money, but so do a lot of other business people.

    It does not justify the head of a country taking it away for his own personal benefit.

    It's called theft in most places.

  • Not meant in the demeaning way. He is not a Russian so why does he give a damn about Russians. He don't. If you don't pay Taxes, Govt. takes your business, sells it to the highest bidder. Govt. takes the taxes owed themselves. They also close the business. He kept the change and went to jail for it, Khodorkovsky. This is done everywhere. It is the way of Law. This bitch was buying companies pennies on a dollar, relative to their actual worth with fraudulent auctions.

  • I'm not a Jew myself, but I do have a problem with you using "just a Jew" in the demeaning way you do.

    It makes you seem prejudice.

    Mikhail, a business person, made a lot money, but so do a lot of other business people.

    It does not justify the head of a country taking it away for his own personal benefit.

    It's called theft in most places.

  • @OpelGTC he didn't do much other than saved Russia from the cluches of the US backed Russian mafia n the Oligarhs who were bend hell on destroying Russia saving Russia rebuilding most of the damage done by Yeltsin Gorbachof rebuilding the great Russian military were by the usaa cannot now go in n Liberate any country they want to like Iraq HE STOPPED THE DIABOLICAL NWO PLANET OF THE SLAVES

  • Putin is awesome

  • this bitch is annoying...retarded blond trying to et involved in politic

  • Did Putin really say that or are you making it up all by your lonesome. The analysts analysis was a good piece of good analysis.

  • russian accent sounds good ))

  • she`s not crazy she`s just a little wacky in a very sexy cute way.

  • My first time here, kind of weird show... looks like it might take some getting use to.

    But heck I'll give it a try...

    But not everyday...

  • Damn crazy chick.

    I kinda like that.

    Okay, you got my subscription.

  • Russian accent is a major turn on baby! awesome work

  • President's Advice to gnooze:

    I wish you all a happy new year in Guantanamo starting January 2008, and the G is NOT silent there.

    President George W. Bush

    White House

    United States of America

  • Hallo Dear Marta:

    I wish you a happy new year without WWIII ( HA HA ... сомнительный ).

    You make me laugh but I can make you cry (сука ... HA HA ...) just Joking.

    A proverb in Russia says:

    Your mouth is too big for your brain (отвяжись ... HA HA ... ), Kidding.

    Have a great holiday.

    Vladimir Putin,

    Kremlin,

    Russia

  • President's Address to Vladimir:

    Is this your idea of democracy? Threatening American People?

    After all what you do on YouTube, KGB game again?

    Should we make an Internet Shield too?

    Haven't you had enough?

    The United States is blessed to have extraordinary and selfless men and women willing to step forward and defend us. So Go home Vladi, go drink some Vodka!

    President George W. Bush

    White House

    United State of America

  • We all had enough of you Mr. DEMOCRACY.

    V.P.

    Kremlin - Moscow

  • To George Bush pretender:

    Threatening American citizens, are you high (probeply)? United States are the biggest hypocrit in the world. You say that Russia supports terrorist by selling guns to Iran,China,Venezuela and Syria. And what does United States do? Your foreign policy from 50's were "act on the good intentions invade a foreign country" (spreading democracy - that what you call it), when in fact you demolish whole country and put your puppent in charge. Remind you of something?

  • Has Gnooze just become the tap stone for all the nuts out there? Geeze folks it is comedy, go troll on the other boards.

  • My god your american government armed and supported the terroist who killed my parents and brothers and sisters. Than in Chechnya committed genocide and wiped most of my uncles and cousins who where cossack. I and my sister are the last of my family blood lines thanks to your terroist supporting regimes.

  • I am so sorry that we as Americans did not wake up to the lies we have been told all these years. Our ignoarce is damaging to the entire world, and we are finally understanding this..

  • Not our war not our problem. Maybe if you had some resource we could of helped. Why not ask the UN for some more sanctions. They tend to fix everyones problems. The only good thing the next president could do is recommend we remove the UN building and move it towards someone else's land. The UN is nothing more then a league of Useless nations.

  • Don't feed the trolls you stupid people.

  • Damn,..yur shootin off on my screen....interesting....now I godda figure out how ta get my picture movin

  • Happy new year and many years of Gnooze!

  • You crack me up. If the network news was this entertaining I'd watch it.....well if you were doing it.

  • Love your animated profile icon.

  • your profile photo moves... That spooks me out every time I see it.

  • MORE WODKA!!! :)

  • Во ебанутая американка, жесть... )))

  • Romney would be all for the torture.

  • He wants to "double Guantanimo".

  • "Check out the hook while the DJ revolves it!" OMG dude! XD

    You can't do that to me I have an ulcer you know, it could rupture!

  • WOW 1500 subscribers as of right now!

    Trauma

  • Vladimir probably drives a Hummer = )

  • Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Gnooze People!!

  • love the russian accent.

  • Fantastic! That was hilarious.

  • merry christmas and a happy new year!

  • that was cool love your rap Happy Xmassss to you Marta  Take some time off LOL

  • Time magazine had no other choice, or somebody in the world have interest for e.g. Al Gore??? US ignorance rate is growing from day to day. And somebody said he would prefer Kasparov (chess player....!?!) as Person of the Year because he has "cohones"???? USA and also TIME would have enjoyed more Micky Mouse as PERSON of the year, but..... if you want to sell magazines out of USA you cannot make Hily-Billy-US-Boy or Bush-Ape as PERSON of the year...

  • As I saw on your site:You really love Putin.And it's a fact that he's time magazins Pers. of the year(Not because they wanted to honor him,but because he made the most headlines during the year).If Mickey would have made the most headlines,yes,it'd have been Mickey.But he didn't...

  • ...So I totally don't get what you're ranting about.

  • Usually I'm absolutely not interested in who the comments come from; but for some reason a little voice said, watch this guys channel. Well, you seem to be from Switzerland...now I understand what is your problem to get my "rantings".... your that kind of Swiss or Person livingin Switzerland who likes USA and their crap....

    na,na,na dä scheissch "Gnooze" Mist hät mi nu gstöört wil i graad a paar gschiidi videos vom Putin agluegt ha, und dä ami scheiss is grad vor miner naase duregloffe

  • Superficial as every US citizen.....

    my site has different topics from A - Z and in this moment Putin is on my blog (a lot before Time Mag made him person of Y) like every other intelligent and interesting topic.

    TIME cannot honor nobody because it's a magazine and it has its own public (for who is able to read), so if he would appear on playboy he always is an important person.... The fact you don't get what I'm "ranting" confirms you are an US American....no more to say

  • What I meant with "I don't understand what you're ranting about" is,that I can't understand how anybody can get so upset about whom Time Magazine chooses as "person of the year"and whom others might would have preferred.Me personally,I couldn't care less.And the reason I thought you love Putin is,that I would never go and search for videos of politicians just to watch pictures of them,nicely accompanied by music.This is weird to me,as while I respect some politicans,I don't adore them.Adoring..

  • ..them is dangerous. Referring to me liking the U.S. and their "crap":Yes I enjoy drinking a coke sometimes,Green Day is an awesome band,I read many books by Dan Brown,I just love the Simpsons,my Computer is a HP,Youtube is great,I got a Fender Guitar and yeah,different to you,I like the Gnooze.If it comes to politics:I consider the Bush administration a huge threat to world peace,but I don't go and insult all Americans because of that.Instead I try to give them informations,if it's necessary.

  • Und jo,i bi ne 100%ige Schwiizer,nume dass do keini Zwifu ufchöme. Gnue gseit.

  • You see, you also don't care about this Time mag....so why go to my channel? My comment was on the Putin title with the "?!?" So... probably you were interested in the comment on Putin, (not only because you adore gnooze) and replied for that.

    Par ul rest (tessiner dialekt) ga n'ho mia vööia da parlaa con ti.

  • I went to your channel cause I'm an extremely inquisitive guy,I just can't help it. I wanted to know on what your outrage was based. Was it a deep-rooted hate against US americans in general or was it because you had problems with not everybody liking Putin as much as you do?I think today,that it was little bit of both,right? And now you probably even hate me,because I challenged you a bit... So you reacted to the question mark? If you'd have watched the video,you'd have found out..

  • ..that she was acctually making fun of people who are not satisfied with Putin as Time's choice. So you judged before you knew the facts and that's acctually pretty ignorant aswell,you have to admit. I just wanted to tell you:If you insult others instead of trying to convince them, you make everything a lot worse as you give them a reason to hate you too.

  • Hey Student, this is a pretty cool Gnooze channel and I think its supposed to be a little funny(you know entertaining)not like the stuck up every day news. Now if you had of took enough time to have watched more than just one maybe you would see that, but it sounds like you are some kind of political watch-dog. Get a life. Now being I'm also inquisitive, I wonder who pissed in your corn flakes?

    Trauma

  • Hey Harley!Yeah,I must sound awful,I know!:) I'm watching the gnooze acctually since a while already and I love them. You're even right with the "get a life" comment. Right now I don't really feel like a have one, as I'm writing my diploma paper: Means I have to spend almost the whole day (and sometimes night)in front of my PC. I hate it. I had a little discussion with a fellow swiss. Will stop it now, promised! P.S. I like "the pissed in your corn flakes" expression!:)

  • Student, do you realize that every swiss sounds to others (HarleyDrider e.g.) as a political watch-dog?

    So accept this as a Stereotype. You are writing a diploma paper in sociology? Are you analising my channel? A pity that your aproach is not correct.

    You also think I'm afraid somebody is hating me? Cute.

  • But the truth is that i did not like the question marks on the video title, because as i said, a russian friend of mine send me a good video (non parody, fun or bshit). When i like to have fun i watch other vids: you can analysemy channel, there aresome really funny.

  • He Klugscheisser... I watched the video, and unfortunately i understtood it !!!, but my comment was on the TITLE!!! and one commenter. If the channel GNOOZE (news?hahahaha) is good as satirical one, I don't care, because I'm a real political watch-dog. I'm right winged and I don't like lefties (???) Linke in der Schweiz.

    If this gnoooooze is democrat channel I dont consider democrats in the US as left, only a 0.005 % more left than republicans.

  • I like to talk people to death, i am not political correct, I'm against totalitarism (Fascism, Nazism, Communism) Religions, and every other extreme.

  • no more to say?  if you said any more, it would just sound like trash. USA problem is we care to much. But I dont care about Putin, he is just another SS in the USSR.

  • Trash... SS in CCCP???? Maybe you don't know that the Russian Federation is not comunist. And an SS is a German affair, and they don't exist since 1945 when the soviets (CCCP or USSR) estinguished them. Putin is former comunistic KGB official so now he is a Nazi????

    please...

  • Look, I'm just saying KGB-Nazi, it's about the same thing. They say Russia is no longer comunistic, but why does he still act like it is. US helps Russia out a lot, does that make us bad?

  • Your president is a war criminal (attacking a sovreign state without a comprehensive reason, Iraq). You help russia? Everybody helps russia for interest... naive. Your medias tell you that you are good guys, but in reality you are bad (as Nation)and the rest of the world is sick of your Ape ruled government. Nothing new under the Christmas-tree.

  • JooJooJuice if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all.

    Marta, don't worry about gnooze, take that hiatus for Christmas. You deserve it!

  • iam the person of the year and shut up!

  • The ad for your web site at the end looks cool.

  • hahaha I wasn't expecting the vanilla ice reference. An on location spot would be awesome for this show.

  • Awesome. Happy Holidays, Marta.

  • Oh, oh location! Where will Marta be next? Make sure there is vodka!

    Have a great holiday!!!

  • Alright, fine, I admit. The Russian accent was good. Even a Russian can't fake a Russian accent that well. Nice job.

  • Your stuff is wonderful! You are better than TV.

  • I like your flow!

  • The beloved russian accent... love it!

    Happy Olidays...and (G)reat New Year's

  • hiatus?! you just drop it on us like that? no vote? putin is more democratic! definite abandonment issues!

  • Merry Christmas (the tree is silent).

  • i think britney spears should have gotten that 'person of the year' award...lol...great vid.

  • Wow maybe New Years Eve with Marta? At the stroke of midnight? Now that would be a good location thing to do.

    Great Russian accent as always and getting better.

  • Gnooze on the movez; I like it. Maybe you could do a dance like vids Where the hell is Matt or Where the Hell is Caitlin(Hill). Caitlin's moves are cooler.

  • So the U.S. government doesn't even allow the people in the different states to decide on their own,if they want tighter restrictions to protect their environment? (I acctually shouldn't be suprised anymore.) Arnie must be very ängry!:) Merry christmas Marta!

  • Arnie says he'll fight it! That surprised me!

  • Really?Oh,so far I thought that this would be an issue he is really passionate about. The media here portrayed him sometimes like that. But maybe it's in fact rather the people from california,who put pressure on him,to acctually do something,than his own conviction.I should better be listening to the gnooze instead of the news from now on.

  • Love. Great to have some news with comedy. Love the dancing and cute too.

  • :) Thank you. I'm glad you like it.

  • You got hip hop skills?? Have you been hiding your raptasticness? Girl you even got (not have) got hip hop hand jive down. You must be from the 808. Go head (not a head) with ya bad self!

  • I will most certainly go head with my bad self. Thanks for the invitation to do so. :)

    Hahahahaha.

  • oh yea !

  • Oh yeah to you!

  • your accents do kill me.

  • :) It's silliness!

  • Pretty cool man! Happy Holidays to you too. Love the channel :D

  • Hooray! Thank you!

  • What? So you just discard my suggestion for a vladamir putin song? That would have been PERFECT

  • Not discarded! Just trying to find time! Ack!!!

  • moar russian accent

  • I don't think it'll be long before Russia makes another headline. :)

  • Oh, my!

  • And how!

  • YOu make the world news so entertaining! It actually makes me laugh! Where in the world is Marta Costello??

  • :D Yay for laughter!!!

  • Nice, Nice, Baby!

  • I literally laughed out loud. LLOL. Thanks for the funny comment.

  • Glad I made you laugh, like you make me laugh :)

  • congrats partner girl.

  • Thank you very much. :)

  • As I waited for this video to start, it showed a "still" image of you with your eyes closed and your mouth open. Very funny looking (no offense). Perhaps you could purposely do a montage of silly images? It may add to the enormity of your levity filled hilarious-osity.

  • Yikes. Thanks for the tip! It's all a work in progress. :)

  • It's sad that I caught the Vanilla Ice reference. I feel so ashamed.

  • Don't be ashamed. We put the picture in there, you know?  It was really unavoidable.

    I should be ashamed that I randomly went there!

  • I personally think this was Al Gores year. Putin's of course important, but hey, he's been in the headlines every year since 1997... Ah well, now Stalin and Putin share yet another thing... Having been Time Man/Person of the Year.

    Marta, fun show. I enjoy your impressions.

  • I would have liked to have been in the room. I think hearing why they chose one over the other would have been really interesting.

    I'm happy you like the show!!!

  • Isn't the EPA a government program? So... the government program says that emissions is a job for the government?

    Imagine that.

  • Shocking.

  • that time magazine award of the year thing is suspect, not just cause of putin either...anyway 5*s as always maddam...

  • Thanks!!!

  • "Check out the hook while the DJ revolves it" Awesome Marta! You are too cool, Reflections on Playboy! You stinkin rule Ms. Costello. Looking forward to many more shows. I have given you some props about being the next Jane Curtin or Tina Fey, but you are coming close to getting to Lucille Ball status. Rock on Marta. You fine too Dang, Ice, Ice! :)

    Mo

  • Mo.

    Way.

    Too.

    Nice.

    Thank you. That is really nice. Made my day.

  • Russiaan Marta is amazing !

  • Yay! Glad you like it!

  • Ice, ice, baby.

    LOL.

  • Yeah, talk about random. Not sure how I went there. :)

  • have a nice Christmas.

  • You too!

  • That is a great Russian accent I must say!

  • Woohoo! Thank you!

  • I hope you have a nice break and merry christmas

  • I often wonder how you manage to make it through these shows without totally cracking yourself up. I envision hours worth of bloopers where you're in total hysterics... :-)

    Merry Christmas, Marta!!

    Moosie

  • Moosie, if you only knew. :) Merry Christmas!

  • The top 3 mysticfm comments, in 500 characters or less:

    1) "Ice Ice Al Qaeda" made me LOL.

    2) Putin would be a lot more likable if he hired you to dub his voice at all of his appearances.

    3) "Where in the World is Marta Costello" sounds like fun.

    Happy Holidays!

  • 1) Yay!

    2) Hallow.

    3) Does it ever!?

    Happy holidays to you! I liked your valsartdiary theme alot!

  • Thank you!

  • Cool Have a Merry Christmas and Good New Year too five ***** Stars for you as Always Marta :-D Mike

  • For a second, I thought read something about a high five in there. lol. High five Mike!  Merry Christmas!

  • Thanks for the shout-out to Reflections on Playboy.

  • Thanks for spreading the word about Gnooze!! :)

  • The EPA ruling pisses me off, but then, you know what they say. Sometimes life is just a bucket of hotsauce.

  • The EPA is a front for extortion. Does absolutely nothing but collect money.

  • Yep. That's what they say.

    Hahahahahahaha. :)

  • I would have given Kasparov the Person of the Year for having the cohones to run against a former head of the KGB.

    Have a good Christmas Marta : )

  • You have a good Christmas too Ray. I hope it's fab!

  • Hooray for the Russian accent and wodka! I am sooooo glad Gore didn't make person of the year! Enjoy your break, and have the best new year ever.

  • Hey you do the same!!!! And hooray for booze of all kinds! (except ouzo)

  • Enjoy your time off!

  • I'll try. :) Happy holidays!

  • Come on TEAM -let's get Marta up to #1 , MOST POPULAR. She now has 5 Votes and the top is 8 votes. Go to vodcastsdottv , search for 'gnooze', click her photo and roll over "vote/ratings" . Merry christmass for Marta :-}

  • Thanks again Caverly!

  • life is just not like spagetti

  • But I like spaghetti.

  • we all do :)

    but life isn't like spagetti!

    I heard it and though of you

    it was in french tho

    "La vie c'est pas comme du spagetti!"

    i guess it sounds better in french ;)

  • Subcribed.

  • Sweet.  Thank you.

  • Hooray for Marta! Hooray for Gnooze...

    "Did you hear about Santa Claus, Mister?

    It's true he was dating my sister.

    One night he advanced -

    Down our chimney , sans pants -

    And that's how he burned his big keister!"

    Impromptu Xmas limerick - All free today!

    Happy Festivus.

    This year I'm making the Gnooze MY charity of choice! God bless us everyone...

  • :D That is the best Xmas limerick I've ever read! And thank you sincerely for all your support. Happy Festivus to you as well!!!!!

  • We all now Ron Paul is the real "Man of the Year."

    Ron Paul will win, vets for Ron Paul!

  • I'm a vet and I'm NOT for Ron Paul. He's out of his religious mind...

  • Merry Christmas, Marta! Yes, California's death wish continues; they wanted to make new cars cost so much money in their state that only Hollywood and beverly Hills could afford them. EPA rolled their eyes and said "No." Just like their pledge to lower their state carbon emissions by 25%: they can't possibly do it without driving 25% of their businesses away, but they'll throw themselves $20 billion in debt again trying. Thanks for doing Putin again, it IS a great accent! :)

  • Thanks Scott! Merry Christmas to you!

  • LMAO loved your Romney/McCain impression

  • :D Thank you!!