This might be farewell...maybe

[artgirlization]

dont leave us!

[medliberty]

Dont go nowhere Cubegirl. We need you right here where you belong. 

[zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1]

Just some advice if they want you to help them they dont email i have gone months without looking at email i only look at it now to see responses to youtube comments

[BigotesMcbuff]

A hug from Australia, where I work in an Aluminium Smelter (previously having worked in retail, as a storeman). Keep up the good work.

[Lavenderrose73]

Oh I heard that about the maid service!

[eiramasil]

helllooOOOOOoooo maid service.

LOVE you

[w1ngzer0]

her introduction reminds me of willy wonka (Johnny Depp)

[absentmindedprof]

But I really did get bitten by a poisonous snake, swelled up, and was dead for a week!  I swear.

Eric M

[allsubstance]

ROFL!!!

[singingislife18]

i'm not a cubefarmer either! i'm a college student!

[chsf]

ha,ha, this one was too much fun!

[marlogj]

yeah i remember i had spam like that... i htink i actually believed it at first... *wonders how long ago it was... when uber pc's were 33 mhz!* but the point is i believed it! i wonder if i sold my stuff because i could buy new with such.. big numbers on my account... i didn't had an account even but that didn't bother that guy

[dstew77]

i like the way she talks (phat)

[CheesynessOnAStick]

i go to school because im 14,, we are forced to do work like you :P and we share computers

[DonkeyofHeaven]

Okay, remember that now you told Mama you missed dinner because of the backward spam email day, so you can't use that excuse with her any more!

[gourry333]

Ah can UH-sist!  I love you, Kim!

[Blackseed1]

cube lady is hooooot ( wink )

[olnoseven]

Skunka Palunka Universe....I love it.

Thanks for making that accent not only fun, but sexy, too.

Good stuff.

[djivrit]

Your pretty funny Kim! You should be on a network show like SNL or MadT.V. Hey good luck out there in the Cubeland, we'll keep watchin':)

[teddybeardj]

Did you say she is hot? Under statement...

I dont work in a cube, anymore, but I still have to watch.

[BLSEllis]

HOT

[Melsono]

x3

If only those letters were true, we could all be millionaires~

[SirSpiN]

LOLOLOLO stop it! lolo LOLOLOL I cant breath LOL AAHHHH!

[JPFondue]

These are great, and I would like to add that she is very pleasing to look at! WOW, love that hair.

[katwomansz]

Cubegirl you soon will get a real network offer for a cool Million in your real inbox.

Pedal to the metal!

[cubefarm]

I hope you're right! Thanks for believing :)

[youngsinfo]

Well- if you don't I would still like you!

Anything can happen!

[jhonnybladez]

lmao, Who did I even come across this video? haha, omg. I'm laughing with you Serina, Im laughing with you.

[venefica92]

i would be honored to be that one more thumbs down.

[ckwald]

Serena honey - here's a new word for you. Can you say "satire"? As in the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices . . .

[SerinaJK]

lol, didn't I just do that?

[kedordu]

poorly done.

[brygdomin]

haha poor Serina. One more thumbs down for you puts your message in hide mode for me.

You are aware this is a comedienne?

You do know how to laugh right?

[jaenadar]

The spam thing was awesome :D

[drunkatnoon]

I'M IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

[smileforvideo]

nice !

[SlyUsagi]

You've got broke college students who are watching this instead of studying for finals.

[thedtbmister]

you've got high school students working part time jobs at about 35 hours a week and going to school full time watching too.

[Silvercube88]

I have seen this episode quite a few times now!

It is classic.

Masterpiece ^_^

[nativechild3015]

that is so true ,,,why do they send those e-mails like we haven't caught on by now!?lol hilarious

[artbyjjdd]

Oh, because (in Australia, anyway) they get people yet to the tune of 100's of thousands a year. As PT Barnum once remarked, "A sucker is born every minute."

[chalk20]

Hey I got that same email..LOL..:) That is hillarious. This one funny and beautiful lady!

[reginafilangie]

Your parody about those scam e-mails made my day. Thanks.

[LLMelvinL]

Dont do it woman!

[Andromeda97466]

You've got schoolchildren too!

[Daffie01]

You are awesome! Hellooow mercedes ;) love it!

[budoshopcomau]

I love you. Yes, i just love you.

Ok, maybe lust, but close enough

Bren

[ghamal]

best 1 ever. i <3 u

[rafaelscreative]

very funny as always Kim! You must know my co-worker, Jess "I didn't get that announcement" Styles.

[OnlyTheTony]

Brilliant as ever, Kim.

Keep 'em coming.

From a UK viewer.

[kingmawuli]

funny

[zylaxis]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "Mr. Ignatius Akamong*nok**nok**nok*PONG-kof­i"!! :D :D :D

[RoseleeLi]

OMG you are hysterical.. thank you bunches for the laughs :D

[callene123]

ive never seen cube news before - i liked it!

[3chrds]

how you were able to pronounce that name , two times!, is a feat in itself.

you are awesome, and beautiful.

[ShakespearianRobot]

I'm a massage therapist... which is strikingly similar to cubicle life at times. Oh, and I LOVED the Bosses' Day rant!

[b1a2n3k]

thank you, kindly. i enjoyed your work.

[TELEFHONE]

u are really hot and funny at the same time I got one of those emails

[Ravenwingsong]

Lol....maybe. And lol to the people so concerned that you may actually be gullible enough to really believe the email. Kudos to your acting ;)

[esdrD]

SPAM! lol!

[hostime]

Be careful, the email you got may have been spam.

[ClubStyleDJ]

I think you need to qualm the fears of your fan base, with an amendment to "This might be farewell". I think you caused a global coronary!

It's Nice to be "hearted" by so many...ain't it?

We heart you!

CSDJ

[ironman1232003]

This the funnest one yet. You keep going. I also work in a warehouse driving a forklift as well but no comp or printer and I work in New York outside during winter burrrr

[bigDbigDbigD]

Wonderful wonderful wonderfull! LOL

[cookietheviking]

Awesome!

[errueb]

no it's not spam, it's 419 scam

[sector711]

lol i just love emails that make me rich move over bill gates im coming through

[Silvercube88]

I get many emails about me winning lotteries, from UK and Italy. Lately they have been about someone who died in an airplane crash, and I was mentioned in their will. Silly yahoo email!

Very nice episode : )

[jimmyboy131]

I thought you were gonna say you're leaving cause you're getting married! I thought, "Whoa, she got my e-mail!! Yess!!!1!1!one!1"

:( Well, I guess I could settle for maybe you're not going anywhere. And since you're spam-guard is working now, go check your inbox again...

[CheesynessOnAStick]

hehe

i'm a schoolkid

which is kinda like being in a cube because in most lessons you are stuck in the same seat for the whole hour...

then you just walk to a different cube

and sit in it for an hour

lol

[jimmyboy131]

And you have someone looking over shoulder at home telling you you're doing your homework wrong. And they're keeping track of how long you're puttin' in, making you do it over cause you didn't underline your answers with a straight-edge (oh wait, that's ENGINEERING school, not high school), and ...

Signed,

Ellipsis Man...

[SinfulEnvy]

WE NEED YOU! especially cubic's

I personally don't work in cubicles... In fact I work in costumes o.0

BUT I still feel the things you say

[w1zardofoz]

Haha, good one Kim. Enjoy your gazillions of bazillions, and don't forget us non cube peeps when you're sitting back on your Mercedes forklift sipping 'tini's while the Merry Maids clean up at your feet.

Psst.. I'm a carpenter, but I did use to work in cubicles; so I feel the pain...

[rah4346]

Hell, Kim, that's chicken feed. I'm going to split 64-million with the daughter of an assasinated Nigirian government minister who aquired the money questionably and his daughter needs a partner to get it out. See you on Easy Street!

[SteveIervolino]

A girl that cute won't have any trouble getting promoted. Guys don't have that luxury.

[ZJT00]

well i'll say it if no one else will, she's pretty cute.

[3chrds]

no worries, i've said it on many of her other vids

[gooklet]

Pretty Good

[hosehead21]

i dont think you will stop makeing these episodes. however i do think you might go into debt from identity theft. haha, j/k i know you were joking. oh yeah i watch your shows and i dont even work in a office or a wherehouse. i work on the freeway sometimes and i also tune pianos.

[emeraldislegod]

Dear Lord! My heart was a sinkin' like an over-weighted Tr'ot line when I hear'd that 'chu might be a' leavin!!! I hope you get that money Kim! Keep up the GREAT work, girl...

[Colton885]

hey! yep!

[TRVY9]

do not leave i will miss you XXXX OOOO

[zeeshanzia84]

cute

[jordguitar]

I got those emails too =D

[CelticSong]

very cute.

[Hammadkazmi7]

LOL

[HollyToadstool]

Geez Kim, the topic of this clip scared me for a second ;) *Hugs!*

[Aslanspal]

Funny stuff schtik...especially the misplaced mail out in outer space.

[dablizardlizard]

I wanna kiss your neck.

[powerup151]

You're so cool. :)

[landslave]

I wish my brother in law would get stuck in the spam filter.

[tcdetecon]

Are these condoms on your table to your left? I was wondering when you venture into new health education areas after the "Germ Nation" episode :)

[SerieAcalcio]

a greate female.

[espressotruths]

Not only do you just have non-cubicle workers watching you, you have a very dedicated teenager watching who thinks you're hilarious. That's like, what, six years before even reaching cube potential?

P.S. I got a similar email. I'm now rich beyond your wildest dreams.

[bigDbigDbigD]

Kim I would be very sad if I thought we were really going to lose to. Very funny. ILU

[CappCreations]

I really needed a good laugh this morning and once again you came through Kim.

Thank you!

[ArmageddonAfterparty]

Well, i got those e-mails and lots like them, can't understand why people see them as spam. I followed up on each and every one of them and I currently am the richest man in the world . Writing to you from my private island in the Atlantic, nice to hear you've got it made too, there is justice in the world after all.

[LarenKee]

LOL

[Drighten]

lol funny AND enchantingly beautiful. Your already rich in personality, and THATS no scam! :)

[RobinLull]

Hehehehe

[h0tbitch35]

even spam can get through my inbox you know.

[misterstogy]

Hey Kim,

That's small fry stuff. I have 2000 tons of gold that I'd like to move from Mexico to Canda (sic). I know what you are thinking: 'What a load of bull..ion' but it's tru (sic) - honest. All I need is some cash - 300,000 dollas(soc) or so - to pay the truck drivers up front.

[Pippilly]

hahahahhahahaha!!!! But I got the same email! lol!!!! We are going to be sooooooooo rich!

[Callahan420]

Have fun with those scams!

[slworking2]

LOL

[dadhiltonmps]

1 November 2007

let me know if you need a driver, cubefarm

"cat" :)

[mysticfm]

#pragma uncontrollable_cackling("true"­)

[Armonis]

Nerdtastic.

[Robert697]

OOoo .. and I'm still waiting on that hot super model who wants to buy me a house and live in it rent free while running her diamond business. I don't understand. I sent her the $7000, and her $10000 cashier's check bounced, but she said it'd be ok. That she would send me a $20000, and I can keep $10000 of it to more than make up the other.

Hunny, let's go to Vegas!

[BillyBughead]

lol that's mild compared to the stuff that gets through at work, and I gotta read it when I do emails. You get to thinkin' there's something about tech support that makes folks inclined to have small weenies, what with all the email we get about upgrading our hard drives, if you know what I mean...

[Kamberlyn]

D: I'm sorry, but I can't believe that! Please be careful.

[eigentourist]

As a software engineer, I can tell you with certainty that the two clicks followed by the *PONG* overwhelmed the Bayesian filters in your anti-spam software.

Actually that gives me an idea.

Which I am reluctant to elaborate on in public for obvious reasons.

But I shall be happy to share a reasonable percentage of its ownership with you, as the source of its inspiration, if it turns into a bazillion-dollar product.

[ansami5]

Oh! Kim, please don't go!

Our offcie had cubes. But they took them down. Not only do I look across my desk at another person, my boss is diagonal from me.

I have to play like LES NESMAN from WKRP to keep my privacy.

Keep up the good work!

[SuckLead]

Oh, I get two or three of those a day, I could be the richest person in the universe if I wasn't so lazy!

BTW, I'm not in a cube, either, never have been. I actually work in sales. Eleven hours on my feet and your videos make it all worth it! :)

[magikbymoonlight]

Hey that's weird, Mr Cofey sent me that email too! Matter of fact, oh my gosh, I just got one from Jenna Kim Edwards too. What a weird coincidence.

[patriotlad2k]

Kim, do not be DECEIVED !! I am the true Baron Outhouser von Ratzenkeller und Wett. My mansion in Costa Rica is almost ready for occupancy, if I can only find $ 873,999 for the final payment !! Loan me a fiver ?

[craigvdodge]

Dear Kim,

Love the videos, but please take me of your mailing list.

Thanks,

Brad in Skunkapalunka Universe.

[ManTigerBMW]

Don't do it Kim.. those are Hoaxes.. you'll have to spend twice the time in your cube if you do it!

[TheHill88]

Nice stuff.

Just imagine getting an email asking to be an escort for 60 thousand pounds. Another delightful email proving my worth that resides in my YouTube inbox.

;)

[intorainbowz]

Kim.

I'm an office dweller, but I don't have a window. I have a shared printer down the hall. I a red stapler.

Anyway, this social worker loves you. I'm a line worker with no power, just a windowless box. And I love you. You make me laugh.

[2of6Solutions]

Congrats Kim! We are both having a good week... just got a email too and I am a winner!! I just won a brand new Xbox! It's not a cajillion dollars but hey it is all mine woohoo!

[EchoVT]

Remember that you will have to declare your new found wealth to the IRS and your state tax department. That of course will cost you megabucks in personal income taxes. You could avoid those pesky taxes by placing your new found wealth in my tax free investment funds! Have a nice day!

[ZullGostnu]

And lawnservice guys...we look at grass all day. We count too! um...well we can only count to ten..except for Bob, who only has eight fingers. Lawn service is cubical work in its own way. People always give you more work to do when you are hot and tired. Best to play stupid and look confused or you get to work longer. Fall down alot and mumble, pretend heat stroke.

[kellingc]

One of the funniest ones to date! Right up there with the "Us and Them" twinkies. How many times did you have to practice that name to get it right and not laugh? And how do you spell the click? ROTFLMAO!

Good job!

[nflash]

You have one more trooper here from NJ that has to keep up with cube news.

[cubefarm]

welcome! I never understood why Jersey makes making a u-turn so damn difficult. just sayin'...

[LtotheP0859]

YOU GOT STUDENTS TOO!!!

[cubefarm]

thanks! glad to have you watching :))))

[ClubStyleDJ]

I want to send this guy some cash through the mail... should I use the post office, FedEx or DHL? First I was thinking quarters, but maybe large denomination bills will weigh less. Any advice would be a great help. I could even send you a little cash through the mail for your assistance. My social security number is 419-69-Pi (to the last digit BTW) ATM code=419 Mothers maiden name is Mcgillicuty. First pet's name was Spot the fish.

[cubefarm]

I'll need to know your favorite color, the road you grew up on, and your high school mascot.

[eebruce]

It has to be FedEx or DHL, because the Post Office always says don't send cash through the mail.

I'm thinking you send it by FedEx courier pouch, but to be safe, write "This Contains No Cash" on the front of the pouch. Don't get confused and write that on a pooch, it will spoil the whole deal.

[themightylex]

Kim! You near scared me half to death with that heading! LOL! A great Cube New episode. *Love and Hugs*

[Sportimus]

You got that too, huh? Did you also inherit $10M for Ghana? I get those too.

[Sportimus]

I meant from Ghana, not for Ghana. Those emais are annoying.

[Phylmyc]

Good luck with that.

[pwarkentin2pc]

Congratulations. You are going to be so megawealthy that you won't have to be nice to people anymore.

[kenrg]

Well, you know, you ain't getting the full 20% of that $16 MG (million gazillion) because I already wrote back with all my account numbers. But maybe, just maybe, I'll split some with you.

[JEREMYSNIDER]

I did not get my memo... lol....

Brad Tyer

Castaic

[aichaudh]

O.K. that was just MEAN! When I saw the title I TOTALLY was worried that you would be going away forever! I LOVE your videos! PLEASE do not stop! (And please tell us WHERE your accent is from!)

[ecoomber]

I love it. LOL

[rhythm7a]

Hello Kim, I'm Baron Von Rhythm7a. I have an amazing deal on Costa Rican real estate that will net you over 1000% on your investment. Please contact me at once regarding this offer. Please do not tell anyone else about this as this is a one time, confidential offer.

[cubefarm]

1000%!!! oh boy! I'll send you all my bank account info right away!

[barstowmama]

"Oh and as soon as you do,we'll start sending your money into your very own ATM account. But you can only take out $200,000 at a time from any given bank." Man you're gonna be rich!

[robtran]

Ha!! It's amazing that those morons are still sending those out. I can only assume it's because many other morons continue to fall for it.

Check your YouTube in-box. I've got a funny story about this that won't fit in the comments section.

[BenLoka]

Your genius never ends!

OH! I got an email the other day from someone with EXACTLY the same name as me, offering me the same thing!! How funny is that.

I mean I can trust them right, they do have the same name as me so I can trust them

[cubefarm]

well obviously trust them if they have the same name! :)

[simplydaft]

I get email from the same guy and his relatives all the time. Thanks for the helpful Nambian nomenclature pronunciation lesson. I might hurt myself if I tried that. Glad you're still with us!

[3101010]

That was funny, I was sent the same email just yesterday.

[migosch2110]

So funny! I hate spam, especially when the e-mail is written as if it was from an old friend; "Hey, you! Haven't seen you in a while! Want a Ph.D. in only 12 days?"

[orionpk]

lol hello mercedessssssssss

[videochick770]

that...was brilliant!

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

Id like to have one of them forklifts ,you was describing,that sounded cool

[TXStateBobcats]

haha *whew* I was worried there that you might actually be leaving!!!!!

[1tinsoldier]

Yay, Kim!

[SeizureChords]

Yeah they want Your bank account to transfer Your funds.I get these and the mail order brides that are really obease dudes on thier way to Me I just have to send them some money then I only have to send them money again,but I can't because I loves You Yes My email to Myself goes to spam and spam goes to inbox

[krazykizza]

Lol looks like you got some serious spamming DONT GO I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!

[cubefarm]

Spam always come in waves, have you noticed? Nah, not going anywhere...even if I did just win the WORLD LOTTERY, I'd buy a private island and broadcast Cube News from there...in a hammock...

[Magnulus]

It would have to be in a hammock cube, though! You could make cubes fer all the monkeys, too. Should make you feel right at home, in a cube, surrounded by monkeys, not doing any kind of work... Ahhhh, work life. ^_^

[krazykizza]

Im so happy you feel that way :) I would do exactly the same thing..... :D

[AbusedDead]

lolz realy? clack clack pooooooong lolz! nice job!

[robertantonnyc]

Can you ever assist, Kim...I love the African guy's name. I think he may have mailed me with that same offer; but it went to spam and I mistakenly deleted it. Dang!!! Such is luck.

[robertantonnyc]

oh, I work from home in music and love your posts.

[sawzall666]

hahah i love it. keep cranking them out. I dont work in an office i am a road worker in CT and yes i hate my job lol

[rajaster]

cant believe i was the 26th person to see this.. how lucky.

[rajaster]

LOL hilarious

[TrueDanziger]

gr8 vid Kim!

[mylilsin]

i think you misprounounced that name it is 4 clacks and then POOOOOOOOOng :)

[Shawshank00]

Aww