I dont have a job song

[mattarex]

you'll never have one if you will stay as dump as you are!

[whathuhmeno]

This was really awkward to watch haha.

[SuperKagemanden]

I DONT HAVE A JOB but i have a DAWWWWG... dont mess with the G who is gay, and live in his parents basement! :D

[lovinlife2541]

hahahahahaha dont feel bad i dont have a job either

[eMoknifes]

i have coffee

[theriversofidiotman]

fuck you the stupido fucking the lazy man

[thosegudvidz]

this is that dumb funny shit.

[funnywill789]

are you high??

[toasterhead91]

Oh my gos\d! my sister was just drawing on bread, and it reminded me of your vid eating the toast

I missed it so much i had to rewatch all of your old videos =D

[tweektune]

remove this guy NOW!

[xRAWRER]

....are you stoned?

[HardTekBen]

I like the bit where he says, 'I don't have a job'.

[MrJonbonjon]

man this is funny but............. whats the point!?!?!?

in short all i have to say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!

[nayellemartinez]

ahahahahahhaha ;tardo!!

[MsMira0618]

he acts like my couson

[tylorh26]

Ray William Johnson NEEDS TO SEE THIS GODDAMNIT

[MegaQwerty35]

my guess is 1. he just came back from the dentist or  2. he is drunk

[MasterKickArse]

I don't actually think hes a retard. I think hes just acting like one. If he was a real retard I doubt he'll be able to film himself, edit it, upload it on youtube or even finished school in that matter.

[tylorh26]

@MasterKickArse Who ever said he finished school?

[Antmaster90]

8====> o:

[jimmysmom33]

dude this is awesome. made my fuckin day man

[irishcoffee]

This is so relevant right now, what with the economic crisis and all. Prophetic!

[ianism21]

damn narcs

[mskymmyanne]

I love this song =)

I have beeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Laelien7]

I started watching your stuff cause i have 3 Chihuahua girls and they think Miguel is sexy when he howls (1st vid we saw), but after about 7 vids, this one actually made me laugh. I feel like a female version of you.....except I love nerds.......uuh huh huh huh he said sssstraddle!!!!!

[TheBigBigSean]

LOL, oh how I live this guys life!

[jkprods95]

they dont give jobs to retards

[gjghtf]

@jkprods95 so u must not have a job do u ??

[PhoebzBabezxoxoxo]

@jkprods95 don't take tht personally nerdkiller, i respect retards, and we shud stik 2geva. Cheeze-it! see?

[torivicky9823]

this is sooo funny

[GutterDoll138]

"I don't have a jobbbb! But I have a huge bonngggggg!" lol OMG I LOVE Miguel!!! <3

[joshfiend]

LoL , you´ll get a job

[beckslouiseable]

this is why you dont have a job, or any friends or a life.

your dog was thinking, wtf is this guy doing, i jnew i shudda' ran out the when i could !

grow the fuck up

[XxStephhanniee252xX]

Wtf. ?

[heywally]

Good dog! Extremely commendable; best wishes.

[standbymejh]

Ya never go full retard

[foolishrobguy]

@standbymejh exaclty!! tom hanks got it right

[standbymejh]

lol

[OzzySD01]

are you stoned?

[Julia51055]

Wil hij grappig zijn ofzo...

zo ja IK VIND DIT NIET GRAPPIG SUKKEL!

[mariopwns123]

this is the fist vid i ever saw on youtube

[PoloViking]

However, I must say, that it gets funnier every time I watch it...

[PoloViking]

LMAO this is the most ridiculous documentation of random human behavior I have ever seen. I hope you have a job by now.

[littlewiz999]

Coffee.. that explains every video youve made..

Poor puppy

[MrBloodysoul]

this guy is so stupid

[jayblaze12]

...  G

[jayblaze12]

...  A

[jayblaze12]

... Y

[RedHatBlueShoe]

but that with some instrumental music and better editing and maybe you'll be a hit like crocker, and then you'll be rich.

[julilami]

I hate you i really do, i just lost 2 minutes of my life becasue i saw your gay ass video where you sing that you dint have a job. I hate you.

[lynnsie12]

your just wasting more time writing this on here duh retard

[CookieMonsterQ]

Go and get one :p

[1234enbee1234]

i dont have a brain! idont have a brain! aiiiiiiiiii lost my brian?

[JLiepins]

NICE ONE! :D :D :D

[less77]

AHAHAHAAAA

JEEBAL KAA REECU :DDD

[virtualhope]

i wonder why...

[ToughSpots]

Your mother must be proud!

[batface1231]

what a fucking retard.

[GabrielAlexis18]

I hate u

[snowfreak207]

what a fucktard

[kunshi23]

hhahhahahahaha lmfao

[Waterworkz67]

ur dog is the only cool part in this video

[socialxhazzard]

I don't think you need anymore coffee......

[MakenzieAshBby]

LMFAO. I love the girl under me (:

[MelissaRena1]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

[dinkster101]

you sound like special Ed on crank yankers...lol...its great!

[hashali]

1. You aint gonna get a job if someone sees this.

2. Your queer and ugly.

3. Fuck you.

[Heartsdonthate]

ya  adadad

[lalalu12323]

lol

this video is sooo queer

[JACOBJONASX3]

oh myy freakin god , your sooo funnyy :)

my friends were cracking guuup!!1

[radiosuxx]

uhm lmao this is probably why u dnt have a job...

[33kaah33]

you have a doooooooooooog

HOIASJRIOSH *-*

[bossymanda]

so wait....Do You Have A Job Or Nah?? lol

[hexOmedelaOfux]

YOU NEED TO GET A FUqKiiN JoB

[ilovecheyennealot]

OMFG. I LOVE YOU. but you should probably get a job

[hotspot85]

shirt???

[ProudToBeAmerican79]

AWESOME!

[superc200]

shut the fuck up homo

[angelxfromxhell1]

are you mental?...

[Demoncleanerrr]

I'm agreeing with buddy a ways down.. you're dog is definitely wondering what the hell it did in a previous life to deserve living with such a knob.

[lilmisskrazy4life]

man iz u on dat shyt

smokin dat stuff cause u fuckin retarded but u funny!lol

[itubetube96]

ur funy as a motherfucker..lol

[Danny693r]

Yo you rock buddy ,so....you live with your mom.

[biatch0706]

Hahahah! Oww, my stomach hurts!!

:D

[jessmarroot]

aaaaaahhh! STOP!!! i can't handle it!

[gbedi123]

hey i have air conditioning too, ur not that special...on second thought....maybe u are...ya. Ur dogs probably thinking "what did i do in my past life to deserve you." i hate ur videos, go bleed.

[ledas0]

same here man i dont either im deprest at least ur happyy ;D

[billyboy892]

hahahahahah  [1:11]

[eilatbaer]

making the aggressive pouty/pooping face that you presented throughout most of this video, you allowed me to observe your nearly... no, not nearly.. PERFECT teeth.

jealous much? uh, like YEAH.

[lappodude]

LOL.. I bet you got tooo much time to spend to.. hmm, making a youtube vid:D

vell, you made my day any way.. hahahahaha..

[ruschell]

OMG your soooooooooooooooooo funny I can't even get over it!!!! I love this VID!!!!!

[SpasticPiratePro]

lmaooo

[amkiscoolerthanyou]

you are a WHOLE LOT OF IDIOT!

[wearethenoise]

gayest thing ever i wonder why you dont have a job

[lappodude]

HAHAHA.. I wonder if were hi on somthing?? :D

[theh3r0phenom]

cant stop LMAO`in

[catch302]

imo this is typical soccer mom humor....

other than that i didnt feel anything in the slightest...

only that if i was making your coffee i might have put like some butter in it or some garlic an salt but only enough so that it didnt taste right. that shit woulda been funny

[AshleyNhsmFan]

Aw yur dog is sooo cute

[biatch0706]

Well, make that as a job :D

[makeyoutubaaja]

lol :D

[JohnyMcSnake]

watching this video made me want to shoot myself in my fucking head

[peteyliciousII]

Someone get this guy a job.

[225boiisouth]

yea well u need to get 1

[1conman61]

This guy seems like he was drunk when he was making it. Like seriosly, we get that u don't have a job!

[VerityBlack2000]

omg cute doggg!!!!!!

[ohhmissmurderr]

this still makes me smile so much.

[MalandragiLebrom]

wow, you really got a problem there dude.

you dont have a job, and you SURE dont have sex :D

[kunshi23]

Aww!! This video is wicked..lol but i love your dog! aww hes so cute! lmao, Dude! Your awesome :D lmfao i luv you!! LMAO

[RockChickGodess]

u plus a webcam plus pot equals lovable and wired i still love u

[thewizardofARGH]

You are a SH1T!!!!!!

[YoBezPoppin]

Look how much he has!

[RainsNHeaven15]

omg this video is soo gay.. and so is the song..

[nerdburger15]

you are so retarded man...also put some dam clothes on!!! and get a job you hippie

[laurengirl4]

hehe your too cute :)

it's real neat how someone who really isn't trying to impress can be so darn impressive....

[thewizardofARGH]

If you think thats impressive, you should meet some people with Downs Syndrome

[KeeperOfFate]

I want a sequel song... "I still don't have a job"

[kittenalmity]

does the word retard mean anything to you????

[cjfreestylin]

I have a dog (LOL)

[kristen102005]

lmfaooooo i have air conditioninggggg :P

[weirdgrl99]

lol i have coffeeeee. cracks me up yet again.

[k1ll3r1202]

lmao i have COFEEEEEEEEE!!!

[cookiedawg]

lol...someone was bored.

[kramixer]

lol this dude is geeked

[smilesasha]

pure boredom for not having a job!

[jfviau3000]

lol you dog is so funny, he;s like dude let me sleeeeeeep leave me alone!

[laphroig666]

...

[maggallo07]

xD I swear I laugh my ass off everytime I see this

[rafaquintana]

Dude, stop with the crack...

[AUSSIE249]

LAWL BRO

[LeozinDJ]

Trissomia do cromossomo 21... com certeza

[LuluBomber]

LOl ur dog is like " Oh come on! get the camera out of mah face asshole!" thats the exact look he made. ahhahaa

[luzargoth12345]

hi your videos are so stupid but thats what make them so damn funny

[SuperrrWoman]

wow your fried....

[steo220794]

your soo funny make more funny videos soon i think the one you made the teaching of teenagers about being grown up was very funny thanks for a good laugh

[hotasice3000]

ROFL

[alexd29]

you gotta lay off the opium

[xFinalCutx]

that dude is baked off his ass

[TheBigCheeseStudios]

gay

[tarachellex3]

I LOVE IT

[TheATeaN]

I don't have a job either, We can sing together

[YD18]

I love the part at 1:13 you look sooo funny!!

[summonerai]

OMFG I LOVE YOU!!! Thats the first time I couldn't breath for 1 min 48 seconds. SO STUPID BUT SO HYSTERICAL!

[metalskato]

hey,,,

nerd killer give me a son!!woohoo!!

directly from Mexico...

[dirtypiratehooker84]

Can I have those 2 minutes of my life back?

[scen45]

but its was only 1 minute and 48 seconds, why do u want 2 minutes?

[Momejie]

Selfish...just selfish....or slow computer..

[teddymv]

that dog hates you, and for good reasons, i hope he eats you while you're sleeping

[Underscore99]

ROFL i have coffee!

[kixbooty]

you dont have a job but you have a REALLY big mouth

[gurlinterrupted60]

If I find out you're fucking that dog you're dead!

[G3AR]

aw lol unlucky dog man your singing gave me goosebumps not suer if thats a good thing

[alogli]

There's no wondering you dont have a job^^

By the way: poor dog!

[qtpie92484]

LMFAO... WOW THAT WAS FUNNY! WOO OKAY!

[donx510]

Hhahahahaha omfg that funny.

[nsynciz4me83]

dude lay off the caffine!

[fofopowder]

okay.... im scared

[lilymia]

Aw, man why did you have to get the chihuahua involved?

and

You should not have coffee, EVER...

[onionsteph]

puppy is lookin at the camera like "wtf u doin??"

[animefan150]

i can't tell u how funny this is

[ShuNazo777]

BWAHAHHAAAAH !!! This is by far one of the greatest 5 things on YT

[HolaBunny]

1) I wonder why you don't have a job!

2) Should I call animal abuse?

[blathebla06]

Er, lol, oo MUCH coffee lol, jk

[edmotor]

dude, get a job...

[NorwegianBastard]

Oh man.. That was HILARIOUS!xD HAHA! I don't think I'll be able to go to bed now... *laughs*

Rating 5*

[ABSALLOVER]

PLEEEEEZE stand up!!

[evilboob666]

Yes you do :)

You need to make a "new job" song xD

[AIDSmonkey88]

BEST SONG EVAR!

[pheely4evah]

oh. my. god. that. was. so. funny. my friends hav been talling me 2 watch that 4ever lol

[bloodchainskull]

coool my favorite vid and if you have kids i bet they wont have jobs but who cares

[surfey88]

do u have a disability?

[kandyman151]

Well you better get a job before you loose your a/c, doggie, and coffee just like you lost your mind and T-shirt. NOW GO OUT AND FIND A JOB!

[navexxx]

it's website?

[yacno]

man, buy a guitar...

[SondraBraun2netscape]

Nice teeth, nice pad, cute doggie, and balls the size of watermelons to to that video, definately not shy!! We watched it

[HappyEmoLJ]

We really need to get drunk together, and try to pick up some girls, fail miserably, and then go to Hooters and get drunk some more.