Tim Minchin...Confessions -

[Darkflamecrusader]

RIP Whitney Houston's Boobs.

[hawaii230506]

love the whitney houston tribute at the end lol

[koligan1234]

74 women.

[boiblz]

So.. he likes boobs then?

[Ingemakers]

I saw that movie bodyguard yesterday, and guess what... That girl who died a couple of days ago, Operah Wimfrey, sang the ending of this song but she sang you instead of the original boobs! RIP OFF!!!

[KingClam]

@Ingemakers ..funny

[mollymckendrick]

i wonder how black hes feet get at the end of the day cause he doesn't were shoes

[kryandee]

Fuck i love boobs though

[Nevermore1417]

this is perfect. 

[therandomshow783]

LOL SO FUNNY

[AdryanConsalter]

Came here cuz Whitney Houston's death. RIP

[TheAmazingUploader]

@AdryanConsalter Nice way of ruining comedy because of a doped up failure like Whitney Houston. Fucking idiot.

[AdryanConsalter]

@TheAmazingUploader Why, you mad bro?

[TheAmazingUploader]

@AdryanConsalter I'm not mad and I'm not you "bro". I'm just tired of people glorifying a doped up loser like Whitney Houston.

[AdryanConsalter]

@TheAmazingUploader I'm not glorifying her, since when i posted first,no one knew how she died

And all i said was that her death made me remind of this song because "I will always love you" is literally her only song i know.

I too dislike her for dealing with drugs but personal life and stage life are different. She'll be missed by the later, and the later only

Not to mention, why did my comment on her death is "ruining comedy"? It's just a youtube comment, wont change Tim's awesomeness.

[DarvitoLives]

Always love boobs.

[MrEveryonehasmyname]

This song is simply amazing(possibly my favourite song ever *piano solo*)

[xXborntobemildXx]

5:34

[amazingvideoman2]

what blows my mind is that he can't read music! supposed quote by tim: "i just don't have a very good relationship with dots"

[J3urkasaur]

@amazingvideoman2 Where did you hear he can't read music. I don't really believe that.

[amazingvideoman2]

@J3urkasaur i wouldnt either, but he said it on an interview. can't say which one, i've seen lots.

[dunkin15151]

Really meaningful heartfelt song, so deep... Really reached into my hearts sole desire

[rodentratman]

Hey! The final bit got uncensored. Was worth every second.

[Hanntaytay]

lo

[1jumb]

i dont think people understand that he isnt fuckiing a monkey in shoes. he is saying that humans are monkeys and we wear shoes, hence we are just fucking (descriptive word) monkeys in shoes

[Chibifaemon]

God he is freaking Amazing!!

[haliowmaster]

@Chibifaemon

SO TRUE

[FlipitySwitch]

Thumbs up if you were with Tim even when his videos only had 20,000 views! <3

[racegirl87]

I actually clapped for a minute. Genius.

[20MadeMoiselle]

Haha, fuck. That piano part during the third verse is sick. This man is an absolute genius.

[dansimmons21]

i have that shirt!

[SuperZkym]

Fuck I love boobs though..!!!

[jarjarpera]

@SuperZkym and everyone who gave a thumbs up for your comment: thanks for spoiling the punchline.

[Adar26]

Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant!

[brigette57]

"we're just fucking monkeys in shoes"...... but he doesnt wear shoes O.o

[kfijatass]

@brigette57 He isn't a monkey ;)

[lizzkittehloserface]

@brigette57 i ALWAYS think that everytime i hear this song

[ainaarinjsh]

@brigette57 that makes him a monkey without shoes... :) honest monkey!

[antilogicbrow]

@brigette57 THE PLOT THICKENS

[narcissusgray]

@brigette57 No, he said the monkeys wear shoes.

[tidalwave2k11]

@narcissusgray no he said that we humans are like monkeys wearing shoes. he adds the fucking for emphasis

[narcissusgray]

@tidalwave2k11 Thank you, Captain Obvious! I was reinterpreting the sentence structure for comic effect.

Tim: are=verb, fucking=adjective

Me: are=auxiliary verb, fucking=main verb

[Disclaimer: I do not endorse bestiality.]

[N1Kburchy]

@narcissusgray it wasn't funny. just made you look like an idiot really.

[pollotuertokikiriki]

@N1Kburchy Who cares? I love boobs! =D

[tidalwave2k11]

@narcissusgray well then you are shit at comedy. don't reuse old jokes for comedic value when they weren't funny in the first place.

[FatalJunkie]

@brigette57 Because it's not a monkey ;D

[Fredonia2k]

@WadeAblitt Welcome to word play. Enjoy your stay.

[minchinaddiction]

y'all are a perfect example of "PEOPLE ARE FUNNY!" and he's a perfect example of the totally good and evil thoughts we all have. gotta love You, Tim.

[Clarey428]

f**k i love boobs though !!

[Missy456654]

@WadeAblitt, you're right, he does mean men are just monkeys in shoes.

[Ouchmyback]

@Missy456654 actually i think he meant that 'people' are just monkeys in shoes...sexism works both ways...

[23ABoyd23]

Wait wait wait. Is this guy saying something about us wearing shoes? Fucking hypocrite.

[xpinkxladie]

"fucking" is used for emphasis, I highly doubt even Tim meant we actually fuck monkeys...

[CardDeck98]

65 people doesn't have any basic human rights

[EthannatMC]

I can't believe that more than 1% of ratings are dislikes! Quick, we need 39 more likes to fix this inhumanity!

[italiangirl9696]

@EthannatMC But whats good is that its hardly above 1%!

[Maksimfan]

@EthannatMC *promtly clicks like button*

[1jumb]

this is awesome lol but im pretty sure he is saying we are just fucking monkeys in shoes as in evolution

[lovosazul]

TIM IS A CHAMPIONNNNNNNnnnnn!

[bribrigurl123]

cool song

[w177100]

bewbs,,,,

[TeeAreify]

I don't always fuck monkeys, but when I do, I prefer to do so in shoes.

[jamsessionize]

Does someone have a tutorial for this song? Not just the chords but also the small solos he does while singing?

[JeffyGaming]

Denissnider

[gavdaddydad]

how does this have less views that Usher's Confession

[this1is1anfield]

thumbs up for a tim minchin version of lips for XBOX 360?

[IrishLukAngel]

men arent monkeys...... theyre APES!

[SteSecondsLater]

Haha, I KNEW that 'closed bracket' was coming.

[drummerbadass1]

Somebody actually like this bozo?

[mohomadali]

65 dislikes are from monkeys NOT in shoes...

[SiddharthsVlogs]

@WadeAblitt thank god someone else understands the sentence!

[willdlr]

Notice how everyone laughs when he says the first part us called feminism

Sexist bastards

[thumpaholden]

LOL he's so much fun. I saw him in Chicago about 6 months ago. I was grinning and laughing so much it hurt

[adammorgan1996]

@rahilkiani Tim Minchin is a lyrical genius and a brilliant musician. You are entitled to your opinion but no one here cares what you have to say

[NUDrumsCo]

hilarious 

[dannajude]

@wildestwestkid I don't think you got the irony in his joke ...

[rahilkiani]

Tim Minchin is really good at long, boring, self-indulgent songs that have 2 or sometimes 3 moments where your supposed to laugh.................I didn't. Maybe he's famous because people are amazed by the big red hair and eyeliner. Surely he must be good if he looks like a ginger Russel brand right? I'm supposed to find him funny too yea? Yea cuz he.....umm............. HAVE YOU HEARD ALL THE CLEVER WORDS HE USES? FUCKING GENIUS!

[essonet]

@rahilkiani Calm down. Just go watch something you think is funny, instead of whining over, and using time on something you don't like.

Have a great day.

[rahilkiani]

@essonet I'll watch what I want as I have an interest in all cultures. As an artist I'll express my own personal opinion always. I'm sure I'm not going to be changing peoples minds and it is not my intension. Without an opinion I feel like a placid non-learner. It's just something to think about and not necessarily believed.

[GoldnDusty]

@rahilkiani intention* Nice try at sounding smart. Expressionism is productive. This is not.

[rahilkiani]

@GoldnDusty I expected this,it was always going to happen when most people watching this are his addoring fans. A friend of mine who likes him saw him recently and asked me to take a look. So I watched through a few just to check I did't just see the dull ones. I told my friend and of course he just took it as an opinion as expected (evolution). He's not going to turn his back on someone he admires because of what my true gut reaction is. RIP Tim Minchin in 2015 when the fashion changes. :P

[GoldnDusty]

@rahilkiani Lol, okay. I would say RIP to your single brain cell, but I don't think anyone will ever bother with putting you do, you poor, poor fool.

[rahilkiani]

@GoldnDusty putting you do? sounds fun.

[GoldnDusty]

@rahilkiani It is rather.

[Kraaken8]

@rahilkiani lol. Go troll somewhere else retard.

[96JWillis]

He had some good points there... ;)

[ThatBeatonBoy]

But, Tim doesn't wear any shoes!

[x6Henrietta613]

good

[superalexo100]

@Jordeclaration  Thanks!

[superalexo100]

@RagnaroekChaos Jeah sorry but when i typed in:i will always love you" in youtube i would get a song from Akon

[GreenapplESticker]

you have to realise how awkward it is singing this song at an all girls school...............

[whotookCheesusChrist]

I am a supporter of all these movements, and I think this is simply hilarious. Sorry for ripping off other commenters.

[superalexo100]

Whats that actual song at the end called?

[Jordeclaration]

@superalexo100 I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston or Dolly Parton(Original)

[RagnaroekChaos]

@superalexo100 ....you are not serious.

[leximacd]

im a women and i couldnt stop laughing all the way through it!!

[Beeboplily]

he so cute! haha

[dwezz100]

He's wrong! Whenever I fuck monkeys, the monkey and I don't wear shoes... just sayin' :P

[wildestwestkid]

@dwezz100 Lol u dont get it his saying us humans are just fucking monkey in shoes like were monkeys sept we ware shoes

[coffeefusion]

@wildestwestkid are you kidding me....? he was joking.

[BitchesDoGlitches]

@dwezz100 Hes saying that we are monkeys with shoes not that were having sex with monkeys with shoes.

[MattyTheBassist]

@BitchesDoGlitches That was the joke...

[BitchesDoGlitches]

@MattyTheBassist i know I just like being a cynical asshole.:D

[MattyTheBassist]

@BitchesDoGlitches Fair dues

[lolboy258]

It's funny hos he like stop singing and gets up, then sits down again to sing that he loves boobs!

[austinthebookworm5]

it's funny how he stops talking about women, yet still brings it back to boobs XD

[gIFae690]

absolutly love it

[Hedgie49]

Gorgeous voice. This man has made everyone included, no matter who they are - female, poor, ginger, slightly deranged, Tony-the-fish-like... Massive respect to Tim :3

[mathiasurup]

This IS is best song!

[kainkrox]

For my use only:

1:03

2:40

4:07

5:34

=)

[verenion]

62 People have seen their great aunt's happy vagina.

[JollyHolly1410]

we're just fucking monkeys........in shoes <3

[6u6u7o]

GODDAMIT I NEED TO STOP THE SONG I'M DAM LATE =(

Fuck I love this guy and the song, though

[KodaCatMeeow]

I love him <3 :'D

[34walterpaytonfan]

( .Y  . )

[FlexxyPenn]

62 women have watched this then :P

[segjulie]

@FlexxyPenn See top comment above. Don't assume the 62 were women. they could have been Phil Daoust.

[emerodriscollpaton]

@FlexxyPenn nope i'm a women and fuck i love this song

[GrorkZul]

Really good song, i agree with every word!

And I will always love ( . )( . )!!

[poeticsong725]

he's creeeeeeeepy

but the lyrics are cool

[Antipsychiatry123]

@poeticsong725

He's not creepy. You're just a dumbass. Kindly go die in a fire. Thanks in advance.

[poeticsong725]

@Antipsychiatry123 wow, way to be an ignorant douche.

Opinions are opinions, that's what the comments section is FOR.

The comment wasn't meant for you, it was for the poster...so shut up & mind your own business.

[Antipsychiatry123]

@poeticsong725

Go fuck yourself with a rake

[poeticsong725]

@Antipsychiatry123 wow. you're mature.

[Antipsychiatry123]

@poeticsong725

wow. JEW are mature.

[happenstance1234]

61 people aren't getting any booby action.

[Darthsantana]

so what exactly is altuism? or what he said for the bracket?

[TheAmazingTzworg]

@Darthsantana Altruism. Selflessness.

[Darthsantana]

@TheAmazingTzworg oh thank you very much

[VanguardZen]

Can someone recommend to Epic Rap Battles of History

Elton John vs Tim Minchin?

[segjulie]

People laugh, but he does strongly believe every word of this song. (re:feminism, altruism, environmental issues, boob-loving). He's a kickass prograssive rockstar. :)

[TinMan89537]

The dislikes stopped watching just before 1:03... sucks for them!

[monty149]

'We all Love boobs Fuck even girls love boobs!!!!

[Uklukeydoo24]

Only people who hate boobs dislike this song :)

[TOBIISAGOODBOYreally]

Fifty eight dislikes? That sucks... Fuck, I Love boobs, though.

[snakeinthereeds]

If you find the first part of the song insulting, you're not a feminist - you're a clueless snobby moron.

[DomMorris100]

hmmm, after much thought, I believe I have figured this out, 57 people are women and one person is gay, only possible way, no straight guy would dislike this=D or mabye it''s 2 gays, hmmmm I need to ponder this one guys.

[MullingarJet]

@DomMorris100 5 Gays and 2 Pianos!

[Naeryn]

@DomMorris100 But I'm a woman, and I like it!

Fuck... I love boobs, though.

*lesbian*

[hannahhorizen]

f*ck i love boobs though;D

[emerodriscollpaton]

Did anyone else think of Barney from how i met your mother?

[Noldai21]

58 people don't love boobs

[shasokauta]

and 58 people where gay

[MsSmurfette2010]

anddddd IIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeIIIIIIIIIII will alwayssss..... loveeeeeeee..... bbbboooooobbbsss- hahaha brilliant!

[tristanthetemplar]

Just posted these lyrics as my status on facebook. Tooooooooons of girls liking it. I think we can pretty much agree that girls love boobs too.

[blackday44]

I am a woman....and I find this song hilarious.

[codymann88]

@blackday44 Yeah cool good for u. u get the humor. It doesn't matter your gender. In fact its satire so ya know cool

[Sophix0mp]

Who DOESN'T love boobs?

Lets face it.....most girls love boobs as well.....although that's just assuming my fiancée is like every other girl. lol

[Michael55443]

OMG, that was amazingly hilarious!

[soapstarrr]

:) :) :) :) :) :)



[PaddyG88]

and i will always looove booobs :P

[xMidnightGamer]

his songs are actually pretty good

[Mctrayful]

i love this song! its so funny LMAO! x

[paulieandkaty]

i love boobs too!

no way!!!! i just had one of those things when you have to read the wiggy letters when you've posted to much and it was bersooba......may as well of been boobs in my would.. te he : )

[paulieandkaty]

i love boobs too!

[TheShaddoh]

i'm a random nobody and i approve of the messages in this song

[BlueNoiseZZ]

fucking epic ending XD

[whittsatwoopi]

Why does it seem that no matter what the nature of the clip on here, the comments all descend into venom and flag waving?

[TyrGodOfWar42]

@whittsatwoopi It's youtube.

[luclfersangel616]

Ending was . . . pure . . . fucking . . . epic!

[JABBAndPHD]

Im glad he didn't perform this at the breast cancer evening... xD

[TriggerTMH]

57 people doesn't like boobs. They don't think they're fappy, they doesn't make them happy, they wouldn't rather watch boobs than a movie. Shame...

[Gewath]

@TriggerTMH Yeah... It's a horrible world in which a full 0,97% of people don't give basic sex instincts higher priority (in a massively overpopulating world) than equality, social standards and the future of our planet.