The totally useless machine

[Artemetra]

Great sound!

I made a fast one myself. Dang if it isn't slow compared to your lightning in a box. Mine is the Shortest Ultimate Machine Video on YouTube.

[einarknutsen]

what if you hold it on ON? :P

[x5492]

holy crap, this is a fast one

[O2Eater]

Usless Machine v3.0

Now with competitive gameplay and faster reflexes.

[NHChannel98]

there is 1 in make magizine

[snejtueg]

holy shit this thing is fast

[TitanicMasta]

It's like "C'mon, Fuck off already!"

[thatonegirludontknow]

I would be afraid of that thing.

[MegaDeathwarrant]

hey its more useful than france don't call it the totally useless machine

[michelfijn]

It isn't useless. It's a patience test. You keep pushing the switch until the battery runs out. (:

[NarutoOrganisation13]

HYPERSPEED ACTI-- Nevermind.

[MrMaillouxB]

That looks like it would hurt if you tried to turn it on incorrectly...

[AlphaAlec45]

@linkey1012 aiming down the sight faster..? dumbass

[HimeeAndTheAwesomes]

what's the music?

[mrTreekiller666]

i wonder wat would happen if ur finger was on the other side of the on\off switch

[hock3y4lyf3]

the fuck kind of servo did you use in that, a Hitec HS-7955TG?!??!

[ticouncouatl]

@hock3y4lyf3

i didn't use a single servo. i used a standard 6V electric motor, and it runs on 9V. it's coupled to a worm gear to have enough torque to open the lid.

[hock3y4lyf3]

@ticouncouatl i see. do you have a link for instructions? i kind of want to make one now :P

[arcsikiraly11]

to fast

[Pegases0]

turn it on and stick your finger in there

[insertcashhere]

I'm guessing it's running windows vista.

[dylanger27]

crap i blinked

[TheiZupe]

I can play with this for hours

[skate4life5555]

i could play with that for so long

[ChrDam12321]

After watching way too many of these "Useless machine" videos, i can conclude:

This is a fast one!

[legitgolden]

@ChrDam12321 agreed

[Falcor43]

woah! what was that?! di you see that?!

[1msguitar]

You can modify the machine so that you put cheese where the on button is, and use a small hammer or something to kill the mouse... I don't know its an Idea

[arky3000]

i think it would be better if it had (lift hatch to use nuclear missile) above it, then when u lift it (its actually a switch) the hand comes out and closes it lol

[wolf92193]

what happens if you hold the switch in the on position?

[1234TheBeat4321]

its not useless. Keeps retards distracted for hours

[TheSteamrun]

i want one of those XD

[b0utch]

you need the slow motion man :O

[XxBoomxHeadshotxX]

faaaaaap



[martinlego25]

I thought it was Chewbaca

[Needled247420]

This one is really fast.

[cl1azn]

hahahhahaha



[kathionian]

put a needle on the end of it!

[flavorysoup]

trololololololololol

[blackeyedp7]

the hand that turns it off is a little too fast, to make it a tiny bit more funny, you shoul tweet the speed down by 3/4 of the speed its at now

[Extremehackermike]

@blackeyedp7 i find this shit 10X better than the slower one. Its like " WTF? That bish just turned it off!"

[gimmespamnow]

That is fast!

[MegaRyanCo]

now make the hand look like a monster hand

[hamboneeddie]

you did'nt say the password.

[kippadude8]

Diamondstar eatadick!!

Are you a member of hillsong?

[Jeroshio1]

How to keep blondes busy.

[z55177]

I want one that whacks you on the finger if you flick the switch too much :D

[JATO457]

You turn it on, it works for half a second, and shuts itself off; sounds like Windows Vista!

[iskaj1]

you should make one if you press the button it will cut of your finger :D

[PIHfilmkes]

@iskaj1 only if you press it say 15 times ;)

[MrMistery101]

Tru and have a delay on it...

[HitHo92]

that's me, when someone tries to wake me up!

[mste0]

but will it blend?



[actinoidify]

stop... ITS HAMMA TIME!

[DarkSoulofTorture]

I would smash it into pieces after 5 tries >:D

[rockrevenchy]

I fucking love this machine XD

[Rodrython4]

Leave it alone! it doesnt want to play......

[AgentMidnight]

Jesus that thing looks like it could take off a finger

[TheBallard101]

THIS IS NOT USELESS... IT MAKES PEOPLE POST FUNNY COMMENTS

[SuxXDontXIt]

* clicks switch up*

Machine: DAMNIT I SAID LEAVE ME THE **** OFF! *switch clicks off*

[DiamondApple100]

This is not Useless. Be creative.. This can be re-designed into a kids toy....where the thing popping out is a whale, fish, clown or bunny.. Imagine the kid laughing.....

Thumbs up if you agree!

[Drakino077]

Wow, the perfect gift for someone with Short Term Memory Loss!

[brownsrock2007]

@Drakino077 LMAO thats great! its like, whats this do? oh my!...oh whats this do

[MissLordi2912009]

hahaha this is just so fucking funny xD and realllly useless xD

[rk7086]

dame that one is an angry bitch

[lxdannydxl100]

F***ing Campers.

[gadjox]

there are several versions of this on youtube. this is the angry variety :))

[oxLiQuiiDxo]

it's not a stick of wood pressing the button to "off" mode... it is chuck norris roundhouse kick :D

[joegt123]

Fastest Useless pile of shit EVER

[ShNbWmN]

the machine doesn't like u touching it's cock; it prefers u keep it down :)

[Maxaker67]

haha its so fast

[ragno88]

Awesome speed!!!

[MartinMartix]

It's nervous..

[anonimo2932]

lol

[cjbht]

Imagine if your ding song was in front of the switch. Ouch!!!!!

[JeffyNguyen]

this one is funny cause its fast :P

[kebruya]

Holy cow! this machine makes me ROFL xD

[ZiggyZoko]

Holy shit! This one looks lethal!

[TheEagleOfTheNight]

I'd make one but hide every ones keys in it... Lol

[purity4all]

Hours of entertainment for Alzheimer patients!

[NiXAeternus]

@purity4all hahahahahahahahaha

[tejojo]

@purity4all You're offensive.



[purity4all]

@tejojo No, .....I just have a sense of humor. My 87 year old Grand Mother has Alzheimers and would undoubtedly come back to this machine over and over again. If you can't laugh about things you'll surely go insame.

[purity4all]

@tejojo No......I ust have a sense f humor. My 87 year old Grand Mother has Alzheimer and she would undoubtedly come back to this machine over and over again. If you can't laugh at things you will surely go insane.Lighten up, it's for your own good.

[LogicalLube]

I'll take six.

[ComedyDerp1337]

Where do i buy it???

[KickButtUnggoy]

I could imagine the first time someone does this and they get their finger crushed... heh.

[TrIggerCT]

hahahahaha i'd buy one

[SuntzuMocro]

they took our jobs!

[fiddy88888]

downloading carebox :D. 100% downloaded. turn me on :D . LEAV ME ALONE-turned off :D

[myfrianoel]

i want one....

[Talhanator]

dang that is frgin fast....i made one with 9 volts and it was prety slow....how many wats did u use?

[kintarben]

I think everytime you turn it on, it should say, "I don't wanna go!"

[winmill]

HArdy hardy ha

[TheLegendaryReloaDz]

reminds me of the ninja cat in the box video. i cant remember what its called though.

[tijuanamarisol666]

imagine giving that to a baby...

[123456789iayman2]

your like lbp sack boy when every second u turn the switch on but wats da point of turning it on and keep on buying these things?

[secretbloxer]

So this thing will snap your finger off of u keep ur finger on the on switch. (im kidding i know it doesnt)

[MrOrangeReal]

It doesn't like to be....Turned on...*wink wink*

[ArrowSmith95]

lol i would mess around with this for hours :P great job

[Sevival]

damn you shouldve used a time switch

[JRNspoof]

STEALTH NINJA KITTEH STRIKES AGAIN

[LoneSoul0742]

its like ninja kitty! /watch?v=Jc_hzrjrEL0

[jKPieGuy]

Ninja kitty was in that box! XD

[CyberiaStyle007]

This Is Scary Useless Machine! It's So Fast!

[bboyever]

Let's see who's machine can be useless faster.

[ipodman2392]

this is by far the best Do nothing Box i have seen

[dsotrod]

interesting what happens when i interjuce a hammer?

[VineFynn]

it would be good if you could make a totally mechanical version of this box then pitch it in a fight. PERPETUAL MOTION

[fireyblackdragon]

@VineFynn go here: watch?v=UkgoSOSGrx4 to see 2 fighting, eventually, it starts going too fast

[Burpman62]

just like ninja kitteh :3

[Bazanteria]

WHAT A BITCH !

[THESKINIMIN1234]

how do u make these???



[LizardsUnleashed]

its not completly useless turn it into a light switch and turn the the thing that comes out into a knife and WALLLAA a stabbing lightswitch

[TereruTsuki]

There is a freaking ninja hidding in that box!

[Dannnneh]

This one is accually not so useless, you can make a girl press the switch and make her scared :)

[TheBullShitCompany]

verry fast

[sounnikoura]

I actually consider being fast to be a bad thing, I like to fight against it.

[xato909]

Holy sheet, that freakin fast! lol, it scares me xD

[dragoncaretaker94]

normal leave me alone box: "leave me alone"

this leave me alone box: "SERIOUSLY DUDE JUST STOP BUGGING ME!!!"

[nasreal]

Now, do that to someone's light switches in their house....THAT would be hilarious.

[cnaomihill]

i should send my teacher 1 XD

[blackdove123]

That box is PISSED

[Glockenator]

ALL THE POOR SON OF A BITCH WANTS IS TO BE LEFT ALONE. IS THAT SO HARD TO DO?

[miligraham]

this is just what i want, a do nothing machine that is both fast and can "fight" where can i buy one?????????

[laserxeyes]

damn. i blinked

[ToRnLegacy]

That's like getting ur finger flicked if u put it in the wrong spot. Owwwch

[unseendoom117]

whoa this ones fast

[redmistpete]

get a drawing pin on the end of the arm ;)

[spitfirefan1]

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[PooGEr97]

dood, thats so fast !!!

[Pimboy08]

wow, fast

[Gunnar120]

Put It into a wall with a knife on the end. Don't mess with this light switch, it'll cut you up bad!

[dublistoeo]

This is wild!

[1christos1]

lol, if you hold the lid down and turn it on only smoke will come out..

[TheDudeFromCI]

Whoa, can you do that again? I blinked.

[retetikker]

Nice, very ehm... Useless!

[SynthJocky]

The best versions of this machine are the ones that react the quickest, they can scare people lol :)

[TheBoysFromTheBlue]

check ours out! =D

Stay True!

[SuperSZ]

actually THIS model is not so useless, it can rip off one of your fingers xD

[hockeypnc1]

stupid

[JamaicaDancehallTV]

That machine is angry

[ixonixas]

its scary anought

[s5689rw]

It is usefull for discharging the batteries

[Gold31000]

toooooooooooooooooo fast

[tigerkitty1022]

That'll bite your finger off, I luv it!!!!!

[Benandbjshow]

why wont it let me turn it on

[320Eminem]

quit touching it! it wants to be alone!

[ohnoitsaninja]

The plans picture link is broken, could you please fix the link?

[chris55000]

An even more useless machine is one where you flip the switch and it doesn't do anything but waste batteries.

[FunnyVideootje]

caffeïne. xD

[kingsblendstrain]

We are selling this machine for $450 a piece. Our company has already made 7000 pieces ready for sale due to high demands. Special offer for june and july, buy 20 or more and shipping will be free worldwide. Our company also will throw in another 5 for free!!! GRAB OR REGRET!!!

You may contact ticouncouatl for more info. thanks

[Templarofsteel18]

damn that thing was fast :S

[ishouldplayzelda]

i love how your box shuts itself off really fast, it makes it seem more pissed off the faster it goes

[mammanr1]

too fast

[KrullMeizter]

frodo goes ninja!!!

[andreasfr1]

its a dwarf ninja in there, and he wants to be left ALONE

you should listen to him...

[13L4CKsumi]

dam yours is grumpy lol

[DanFrederiksen]

who made the first?

[DanFrederiksen]

these are adorable : )

[majasupergirl]

the guy who invented this should really get a job or something, he obviously has way too much free time. sorry my english is not so good.

[ticouncouatl]

most people call these "Leave me alone box"

but i prefer to call mine "Do nothing machine"

[killingdj0]

@ticouncouatl what does it hit u with:D

[dabone7]

@ticouncouatl i like to call this machine '' I'm clicking off this video, good bye''

[Strindom]

@ticouncouatl You should call it the "Finger Removal Box". That shit comes out fast

[hubermsj]

whats the name of this thing, theres tons of them there has to be a name.

[Malik1983]

i like it fast :D

[CodeGreen43]

yeah, the arm moves much too fast to make it funny (more like scary). Though, there is the "what the hell???" effect

[bifimi]

much too fast to be funny

[silvr90210]

thats scary if u dont move ur hand itll bite ya

[wibrle]

Wow! That thing is quick, but will it "fight" against you like Saskview's version? Just wondering. :)