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  • Stoners and other pro weed faggots all preach how good it is, and always leave out the catches.

    There ARE catches. I love weed, and I smoke it once so often, but you people can't go around preaching how good it is and leave out all the other shit.

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  • Yeah dope everybody so it is easier to shut their voices while overpopulation catastrophe kill millions with cancer and poverty.

  • did he just ash on the table at the end?

  • @insanezy nowhere else to ash it.. besides, it's lacquered wood.

  • @Ejwoods08 so... my friend has marble counters and people used to ash on it and it had turned black in the places where people ashed it, theres still a nasty resign build up that nobody likes cleaning

  • kafrillaaaaaa!

  • Ofcourse only Alan!

  • I don't think weed should be legal because it's a plant that naturally grows and if you just so happen to light it on fire and you just so happen to breathe it in you just so happen to feel funny. Anything you have to make in a lab should be illegal though

  • i like how bill maher like grabbed him as if he was about to go absolutely nuts lol

  • Greeks are crazy !!!!!!!

  • @Skinhead88gr autos einai nomizo pou paizei sto hangover

  • @ethnikistis89 ναι

  • Zach Galifianakis is my hero.

  • hahah otkud zuta zna sta je hahaha

  • @BihuzurSAOff Blondie knows that its the real thing! XD HOW hahaha

  • Marijuana is more healthy, less dangerous and makes less damage to the human body than alcohol and doesnt make u pysically depending on it. But as the government gets more money with alcohol cause people cant produce it at home they rather let it legalized. In netherlands where both is legealized there are more problems with alcohol than with marijuana.

    Sorry for the bad english and any mistakes, not from an english-speaking country. Either legalize both or forbide both, my opinion.

  • @flubra Legalizing both is the only option. You can't forbid both because it would cause way more problems then there are right now. Alcohol prohibition is the perfect example of that. The government isn't learning from that, though. And people think cigarettes and alcohol should be criminalized and weed legalized. That wouldn't work because now you have to fight people illegaly trafficking and using alcohol and cigarettes. Everything has to be legal, it's the only option.

  • Hehe pot hehe

  • Οι ελληνες ειναι πολυ καβλιαρηδες!

  • oh mah god look at those dragooooonssss!!!1 this is golden

  • reihan salam wants to smoke it too :p

  • love this video people take pot way to seriously its just pot

  • bill maher grabbed zachs arm so hard

  • yeah marijuana is probably the SAFEST drug there is. it doesnt mean you should do it. it fucks with your head and makes you crazy and loose ability to think in certain parts of your brain and other motor skills. i know from experience and seeing it with my friends. so dont tell me i dont know what im talking about

  • @Amasin93 You don't know what you're talking about.

  • @Showbizzah cool guy

  • honestly, i could give 2 shits if its legal or not. i like sneaking around with it.

  • Love pot, live in Canada so I can't say I'm part of the whole drug war argument going on down below... not to say we don't have our own. Point is, I'm an advocate but I still believe that what Zach did was disrespectful. First of all, even though I recognize that second hand pot smoke is not comparable to cigarette smoke, many people can rightfully dislike having it blown in their faces, and you should probably ask before lighting up in someones establishment...

  • legalize, regulate, educate, tax.

    Problem solved....

  • @dafyddlewis89

    Thank you.

    I will vote for you.

  • Legalize today.

  • hell ya

  • OHMYGOD, look at those dragons! :D

  • I'm surprised bill didn't take a toke...

  • They should have him in a smoke-athon with all the top notch smokers...snoop, wiz khalifa, montel williams, and wille nelson...lol

  • shit and stupid video,thumbs down!!!!

  • Damn, i bet some of the Panel wanted to hit that J so bad, but it was on TV so they played it smart.

  • What a bithch why don't she pulled a smoke pfff

  • Boss.

  • Yeah !

  • so what happed after that fade-out? did he put it out? did they tell him to? did he finish it?

  • OMG DRAGONS?! O.o

  • @glassdickjones A+++ would rage again

  • HO-LY SHIT...lol

  • 8 people didn't see those dragons.

  • OMG LOOK AT THOSE DRAGONS!

  • Thats what im talking about!

  • Zack rocks

  • Hes my hero

  • *applause

  • rofl that is fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!

  • this guy is bad ass

  • This guy is gonna go far in comedy =D

  • Yay!!!!!!!!!

  • Is Zach Galifianakis a fucking retard? Doesn't he know it's impolite to smoke inside?

  • This is the problem peep look at weed as a horrible killer of a drug that ruins lives and shit. no it is not all it is is a medicine for melancholy

  • Haha The girl sniffs it and is just blown as fuck ..........That Shit must be DANK!

  • @CarlosMensuckass Well, I didn't hear about the Snoop Dogg incident...I guess that's part of this whole debate that gets to me sometimes...not only is weed illegal, it's not exactly criminalized to the extent that people take the laws seriously. If it is indeed a drug war, it's being fought pretty poorly. I don't have anything against legalization, I really don't-- but I am for voting to change existing laws and not just randomly breaking the law, as most people won't remember this by next week.

  • @Motionedout It isn't randomly breaking real law. There is real law and there are bs laws made to maintain the status quo of fake inequality. If the law doesn't have to do with harm to others or their property, it's merely tyranny. Telling anyone what they can do with their own body and mind is an attempt at enslavement and those that blindly follow because "it's the law" perpetuate the "official" evil. In other words, blind followers are the irresponsible non-thinkers in society, imo.

  • @ApocOfEvo As far as this being a real law, I consider it real because it's in the books and it is enforced, albeit inconsistently. I agree with you on the premise that it is kind of ridiculous and ultimately futile to make a substance and its usage illegal, but right now it is the law...but successes have been made in bringing propostions to legalize it to the ballots. I say keep going that route, and eventually more informed voter population will be able to put the proposition through.

  • @jguggs actually, its smoking your body weight in under an hour.. but 20,000 joints in 15 minutes is good to lol

  • @xHolySumo WHERE!!! Sorry i heard 20,000 joints and got excited.

  • all you idiots who think that wasnt actual weed, you're obviously retarded and are unaware that Zach Galiflanakis is the fucking man

  • White guy smokes weed on TV= Real Time with Bill Maher

    Black guy smokes weed on TV= "132 and Bush, I've got him at gunpoint, 132 and Bush kkkrrrrrr"

  • @Motionedout Um, did someone storm Snoop Dogg on stage at Flava Flav's Roast or something? He was toking on stage for half the show and it got absolutely no publicity like this, but that's more likely because it was Comedy Central, the only thing people get up in arms about on that channel is South Park.

  • hes saw dragons hes just covering it up

  • and the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE goes to ...... ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

    this guy is my hero xD

  • whoever doesn't like this, cuts their inner thighs at night....

  • The future of pot is eating it. We need to hurry up and get those options available to the people.

  • Legalize it oh YEAH!!!

  • That was wicked. Zach Galifianakis has BALLS

  • LMAO, dope

  • @algierssolja No one cares if it's fake or real. It's funny shit. It doesn't matter. Seriously. It really doesn't matter. Look at me. It doesn't matter.

  • @algierssolja Well shows how much you know cuz it was a real joint asshole !

  • @algierssolja you are an idiot. please leave.

  • Well, Im not against marijuana, I think it should be legal, if it's being controlled (*Alcohol is not controlled at all so why would weed? ..Well, I dont know).

    I HAVE seen some of my friends ruining their lives because of smoking pot, because it led them into other drugs too, they wanted to feel how they felt. But is it because of the pot? No. They would most likely have done it anyways because, they wanted to try it out. End of that.

    Thats like saying..Playing with barbie leads to rape.

  • Go away, DivX.

  • Im gonna buy Due date just because of him! Hes my idol atm!

  • @SneakyJarlsberg Oh come on yes it does.

  • ΤΗΑΤ'S HOW GREEKS DO IT

  • hooray for Youtube stoners! Hooray! You people are what makes society so great! Hooray!

  • @glassdickjones It's really funny how you think that you're better that everyone else. You're a self-conceited fool who is too stupid acknowledge the real facts or check your sources. You're one of those unfortunate people who just believes what the government tells you to. Why don't you just admit you're wrong instead of ranting on about lies and assumptions? Weed isn't dangerous. Its safer than tobacco, alcohol, and even Advil! So stop talking shit, admit that you're wrong and face the facts!

  • @jguggs Sorry savage, I'm in my residency in internal medicine, my fellowship is cardiology. I know an entire world about health and medicine you couldn't even begin to imagine. Do some actual research, go to your library, speak with professionals. Get even just the slightest education pal. It will open your bloodshot eyes. 

  • @glassdickjones Do some research? I can go online or check out a book about drugs or medicine and do you know what I find? In each one there there are stats on drug-related deaths. Tobacco causes over 400000 deaths each year and is followed by alcohol with almost 100000. If you open your dumbass eyes then you'll see that there are ZERO deaths from marijuana. There's never been a documented case of a death from the use marijuana. To die you'd have to smoke 20000 joints in 15 min! You're stupid.

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  • @glassdickjones First off, who wants to live to be 80 anyways? secondly, marijuana is very useful for people going through chemo. when you have chemo you lose your appetite, and your cells are dying so you are in a lot of pain. It has been proven that marijuana helps you with the pain and restores your appetite. As far as people smoking pot amounting to nothing- All the Beatles, Carl Sagan, George Washington grew it.and pretty much all the greatest musicians from the 50s and on. very successful

  • @glassdickjones Define "Counter culture loser douchebags", because unless you get lucky and famous, there isn't a lot you can do anymore.

    I am 18, and having grown up in this day and age there is really almost nothing I can do.

  • @DelanoFilms That is sad, go to community college for two years and you can transfer to almost any major university in North America. Most CC's have a UTP, univ transfer program, that's what i did, I went to community college then Baylor University, got my degree in biology. I took the MCAT, twice, got accepted to a couple of schools and chose TAMHSC. Dude, i dropped out of high school at 18 and now i'm a resident, practicing internal medicine. I'm going to be a cardiologist. 18 is so young.

  • @DelanoFilms You can do whatever you want to if you apply yourself, i was part of the counter culture, the "hey fuck the man, MAN" mentality. It's horse shit. I didn't get my shit together until really 2004, I was 24 and i took a look around at what i was doing, and becoming. The people I ran around with were hanger on-ers, no ambition, no goals. You have plenty of time.

  • @glassdickjones Who said I was talking about my life? I have blazed my own course. I'm in college for my veterinarian degree. I was talking about changing the system itself and making a difference in this corrupt world. About TRULY making a difference.

  • @glassdickjones zach galifianiakis has also accomplished more than most non smokers, especially you. all you're doing is stressing the pointless hate on pot smokers, and how much more educated we are than ignorant people like you

  • @glassdickjones

    What makes Zach any better than me or any one. You call other people ignorant but answer this even if you are going to be a doctor (complete bull) what makes you anymore valuable to society than a garbage man, or cashier? I know exactly how you are going to answer that, so you wanna talk about ignorance look in the mirror. I bet zach smoked pot before he was professional, how is it different now that he is famous, oh ya he is a role model so kids get to see it ok to smoke pot

  • THIS IS THE FUCKING GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Weed AND Alcohol - the perfect mixture.

  • i like to eat babies when i smoke a fatty J

  • @unicron6 I don't care who wants to argue once more. I didn't lump everyone in the same boat. What you prove is that a little stupidity goes a long way. You like pot and you will defend it's use Jo matter what. It is a gateway drug sorry research or not. It's the first thing everyone tries because it the most accessible.

  • Zach XD He can't get any better than this...

    Oh wait.

    He can.

  • @scarlettbegonia777 He's been this good for years, he's just now gaining more notice for it. If you missed it catch up on his earlier stuff, great one-liners and ridiculous impressions, he's genius.

  • OMG LOOK AT THOSE DRAGONS!!! LOL!!!!

  • she wanted to hit that but was like wait live tv lol.

    im responsible for what happened on 9/11 cuz i smoke weed.

    unfortunate truth?

  • According to Reefer Madness and our government, they should have all been dead within minutes. Are they okay? Did Zach turn into a maniac pothead killer like all the commercials tell me??? ...nope. Oh, well, did he get high and enjoy himself a little more not really having an adverse effect on ANYONE around him? Yeah, that seems more like what happened... What an irresponsible a-hole, right? Grow up people and stop letting the government tell you what to think, do your own research.

  • @CarlosMensuckass I couldn't have said it better. The poets of the Enlightenment age told us to think for ourselves, that we MUST think for ourselves, and not follow others blindly into anything. I think we've done that for quite many years now, and it's time for a new age. Fuck war, greed, injustice and all that shit. let's just try, I MEAN TRY, to live in peace with eachother, allow pot and just love

  • After a few pulls, i think he came to the realization

    'i am actually doing this.... awesome'

  • I'm sorry, but look at how happy this guy is.. do you think he would walk out and murder someone? no, if they picked on him too hard he would probably start crying and appologize.. and smoke another joint to go to bed. I smoke and drive all the time and it's so much easier than drinking and driving.

  • I love how she like almost takes a hit! haha@!!

  • If one ingests caffeine or alcohol they would be a legal druggie. If one believes that natural substance is bad and man made is good than they must be subconsciously sac-religious. by the way my belief is god is what ever made man and science has not proven what has made man. A belief is not fact (the bible). I could go on and on but I won't. I'm done. thank you

  • Its in records that Christopher Columbus smoked weed, thats when he got the idea that there had to be a way round to india

  • @larcaster actually im pretty sure it was the silk road and him reading the writings of marco polo on the silk road and in china...

  • @FlagginPeeps no man i think you got it wrong, he was going through the munchies and having a meal with indian spices, thats when he thought "aw man i wish there was a way round to india".

  • @kittlioheart~ you say that you "don't involve (yourself) with drug users" Do you know what the word "bullshit" means? Unless you live in a cave, you're involved with "users" every day! Take the computer you're typing on now. Is it an apple? Steve Jobs smoked it! Maybe its run using windows? Gates did too! Who's your favorite author, musician? Odds are, they did too.

    But now you say that you "know growers in Humboldt" ?

    LMAO...a hypocrite, full of bullshit, without a clue, this is you!

  • GODLIKE

    they should legealize it.

    it costs too much money and lifes not to legalize it.

    btw dont smoke weed.

  • I know growers in Humbodlt County, shut the fuck up you pussy moron.

  • OOOOOOOOOO TOOOOOOO BADDDDDDDDD California the druggies lost. Cry me a river.

  • @Kittlionheart If one ingests caffeine or alcohol they would be a legal druggie. If one believes that natural substance is bad and man made is good than they must be subconsciously sac-religious. by the way my belief is god is what ever made man and science has not proven what has made man. A belief is not fact (the bible). I could go on and on but I won't. I'm done. thank you.

  • @Kittlionheart Yeah it appears that when called to put up the funds necessary to push the prop through, they couldn't provide. hmmmmm. Too bad, looks like they let themselves down. Just as they do time and time again. Way to go stoners!

  • @glassdickjones

    So, you're saying that because stoners didn't throw enough money behind the prop, that that's why it failed? So you're saying anything that has enough money thrown behind it should pass? That's bull. It didn't pass because the other half of the stoners in California, who were making ILLEGAL money off of marijuana, voted it down because they didn't want to lose their profits, not because "Stoners couldn't organize and throw enough money behind the prop"....You, are a dumbass.

  • RESPECT ! Big respect !! i love this man !

  • i think everybody needs to stop arguing and focus on the fact that there are DRAGONS RIGHT THERE.

  • @kyle2k5 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @kyle2k5 Bahahaha! Good tension breaker.

  • Thomas Jefferson smoked weed. If I want to fire up a joint in my house, nobody should have shit to say about it. That's what freedom is, you either have freedom or you have freedom unless someone else doesn't agree with it which is not freedom at all.

    It's all or nothing, that's what this country was built upon. The people who built it by the way, smoked weed. Google and you find references. Now please stfu if you don't know wtf you're talking about.

  • @Unicron6 agreed...i despise weed and all drugs, but i accept the freedom within your home argument...keep it in the home, and don't be stupid about it (ie. using it around a 2 year old) and i doubt ANYONE would have any problem with weed!

  • First off I'm edge so I don't partake of any drugs or booze. My stance on this issue is mixed however. Marijuana is a gateway drug I don't care who wants to argue. Almost everyone that does any drugs started off smoking a little pot. It does lead to other things in MOST cases. Also how many people just smoke pot? Really almost everyone I know likes to mix it up with some beers or other choice beverages. Not saying there is no such thing as a person that only smokes pot but then again we all kno

  • @Mikeoftherox Of course you don't care who wants to argue. Because the scientific studies and statistics have already proven your gateway drug theory hold no water. It is in fact not a gateway drug. Millions of Americans have/do smoke weed and have never moved onto anything harder.

    So yeah, don't argue because they've already proven your dumb ass wrong. You know shit, your pothead friends do not equate the massive amounts of people who smoke.

  • I've woken up with a 2 inch gash in my leg from a drunken night, I've cussed out a convenience store clerk and nearly went to jail while under the influence of alcohol.  Under the influence of weed, all my problems felt miles away, I was happy, carefree, and still had my wits about me. Even after the high went away, I was laughing and smiling for awhile. My motor skills were impaired for a time, but my sight wasn't blurred, and I could easily drive. So, no...your argument makes no sense.

  • @jamesalan67 But maybe you should just be sober in general because look at the way you acted. There are plenty of people who don't lose control. Maybe your body chemistry just can't handle all of these foreign substances. I've been wasted and never tried to hurt myself or anybody else, it's called responsibility, and you have proved you are lacking in that department. When you are an idiot in general, you probably shouldn't use anything.

  • @glassdickjones So you're not only smarter than everyone, your reasons for smoking are better too, huh? You're like the Ghandi of Ghanja? Your hypocrisy is sickening. Maybe you should smoke more so that you don't get the urge to force your views on other people and insult them at the same time. No, really, I know you don't know much about it, but weed might help to stop those urges.

  • @glassdickjones In your own deluded world. You are wrong and you can continue to be wrong, it only makes you look more like a douche. There's a reason nobody's agreeing with you at all. You're a troll. And you're not as smart as you think. That's as nicely as I can put it for you. Do more research and maybe then you can change. But as deluded as you are, I doubt it.

  • @CarlosMensuckass keep going, you're about to pop.

  • @glassdickjones You're a joke. You keep getting proven wrong but you try to provoke and lie. You give humanity a bad name. Now go ahead and keep arguing with all the other people on here who think you're a douche and take no lessons from your constant defeats in these arguments, but I'm done with you. You're spam.

  • @xilmarcoilx...You honestly think that if marijuana was legal it would cause just as much damage as alcohol? You're a fucking idiot. Have you ever smoked weed? You don't know shit, and you sound like someone that is very ignorant. When weed is legalized, it will not even come close to the damage that alcohol has done to our society. I love alcohol, don't get me wrong, but you're a fucking idiot to say that. Fuck you child.

  • Makes me wanna roll a FAT ASS JOINT right now.

  • I kill people every time I smoke weed

  • @TBM84: Me too... while playing GTA IV. Smoke a bowl, fire that PS3 and go bah-wild on unsuspecting pedestrians.

  • @TBM84 if by people you mean doritos. lol

  • @munkyluvr0 Cheetos for me please. Usually the only way anyone can tell if I'm high is if my hands are orange...

  • @TBM84 if thats true i guess i got man slaughter

  • @TBM84

    Me too, playing Xbox XD

  • @TBM84 hahahahahaha ryt me too hahaha

  • everyone i know that has smoked pot has gone out and murdered someone within five minutes of smoking

  • Your stupid as fuck. Marijuana has caused less harm because people don't do it in public like alcohol. If it was legal people would do it everywhere and it would be just as bad as alcohol

  • @xilmarcoilx really, fuck head? because when i smoke a joint in public i dont feel like going out and "doing harm", i feel like eating a bag of chips and watching cartoons. So don't try and compare pot to alcohol, when alcohol turns sensible people into complete and total idiots. How many stoners in high school did you know who attended parties and got "shit faced" on weed ? Not many ? i wonder why...

  • @JDude9944 so true, but people won't understand weed until they smoke it for themselves

  • @JDude9944: Amen, brah.

  • @JDude9944 Alcohol makes me violent and complete jackass and uncaring for everybody around me.

    Weed makes me able to express myself and more caring about people around me, I just sit down shut the fuck up and smoke another joint.

  • @JDude9944 hey dont talk shit on alcohol man i smoke every day but i like to get faded every once in a while

  • @JDude9944 Right? i mean the only harm its doing i to your own brain and will cause some form of paranoia later in life :D, not that im against drugs or anything...

  • @prestonne1987 And in actuality none of that harm has been proven. No irreversible damage can concretely be linked to it specifically.

  • @CarlosMensuckass I'm all for the legalization of marijuana, but don't be ignorant. There is proof that smoking regardless of the substance can cause cancer, throat , mouth and lung cancer. Your talking out of your ass if you say that "no damage can be linked". Be smarter next time.

  • @glassdickjones No I'm not douche-nozzle. Weed doesn't cause that, any smoke inhalation would cause similar problems. You don't have to SMOKE weed to ingest it, and with a vaporizer all of these problems have been addressed. You're talking out of your ass, I know my shit. Check your sources.

  • @CarlosMensuckass volcano with the adjustable thermostat right riiggggghhhhhhht

  • @mattew0113 It's worth the investment. You too? Eh? Ehhhhhhhh?

  • @CarlosMensuckass you know it