The Bridge of Death

[ESCASEY]

I always thought an AGED Robert Plant looks Bridge keeper.

[raraaaraaraaaaraaaaa]

BK: STOP! Why are all youtube commentors so dumb?

ME: Hell if I know.

Fuck you all.

[Socoolscienceshow]

BK: STOP! What is your name?

ME: Chris

BK: What is your quest?

ME: Peace & Love.

BK: Where is the G-Spot?

ME: (Jumps into the Pit of Eternal Doom)

[KINFIN123]

@Socoolscienceshow Two inches in and up.

[Socoolscienceshow]

@KINFIN123 so you dont know where it is eaither, thats ok all of us guys have no idea either XD

[KINFIN123]

@Socoolscienceshow I'm dating a nurse. I know.

[Socoolscienceshow]

@KINFIN123 does she ever wear that nurse outfit during sex ;)

[KINFIN123]

@Socoolscienceshow Scrubs aren't sexy. It's not like in Japanese anime. It's basically a blue T-Shirt and Blue Pants

[Socoolscienceshow]

@KINFIN123 that makes me a sad panda :(

[GamingGrinds]

2:43 cracks me up. So unexpected.

[Socoolscienceshow]

@GamingGrinds that always cracks me up too XD

[ShazamWow1]

THAT'S EASY!!!!!!!!!

[darkguardian1314]

That never gets old.

[macks2010]

BK:what... do you think is the reason is i talk like this

me:because you have no life besides throwing travelers off bridges and you want to enjoy that as much as possible

BK:Right! off you go *points behind self*

me:*walks across*

[Saukki12]

Oh my god! This is so funny.

Gets me every time : DD

[BlackHoleSun1921]

BK: STOP! What is your name?

Me: BlackHoleSun1921!

BK: What is your quest?

Me: I seek Fame and Fortune!

BK: What... is your favorite Coldplay song?

Me: Clocks. No! YELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... (into the doom I go)

[AmyFanRetaken]

@BlackHoleSun1921 I LOVE YOU, THAT WAS THE BEST FRIGGIN REFERENCE EVER MADE. Coldplay! <3

[dragonbalism]

Just answer the five questions

Three questions*

[legendsrock0404]

BK : WHAT is ur name !?

Me : do you know what is my name ?

BK : uh...i dunno what is ur-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *gets thrown off bridge*

me : ^.^ *crosses*

[Someguy1302]

BK: What is your name?

ME: Sir robin of....i mean someg...

(falls over edge)

ME: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccc......

[LEGOkid534]

BK: What is your name?

Me: LEGOkid534.

BK: What is your quest?

Me: I seek to become an architect.

BK: What is the capital of Canada?

Me: Ottawa.

BK: All right. Off you go.

(I cross the bridge yay!)

[aStryker97]

Where do you get this movie? lol

[IndianWolf101]

lol i love this

[Garchoritina]

11 ppl fell to their death

[MegaMr46]

BK: What is YOUR NAME?

Me: MegaMr46.

BK: What is your Quest?

Me: Make Funny Videos.

BK: What is your Favorite Color?

Me: Red.

BK: Right. Off you go.

Me: Thank you. (crossing the bridge)

[danielkarlssonbbod]

:)

[Tavo8477]

11 people don't know their favourite colour!

[Masterplayah9]

wwhrrwat is your favourite colourr

[fluffywaffle1]

This movie Is hilarious

[bulbuhsore]

Wish had typm to coment vut my droned hit my balls had I gtg kill him noa and get an ice pack!

[whoizthavuchyld]

. . . bridge troll . . . owned . . . 

[usernamethatsallmine]

who can dislike this?

[ATY9Productions]

11 people got a question wrong and didnt see the other side...

[MarkStevenLucas]

Niniveh was the latest capitol of Assyria btw :-P

[sibenikkk]

@MarkStevenLucas nah it was the greatest town with a great library i think, the capital was ashur

[de132]

@MarkStevenLucas

Assur, Shubat-Enlil, Kalhu, Nineveh, Dur Sharrukin; were the capitols of Assyria

[TheFg1980]

@de132 Ninevah is the capital.

[de132]

@TheFg1980

hello, there has been 5 kings of Assyria, they have all claimed different capitols during their reigns.

[TheFg1980]

@de132 I did not know that thank you for the information you must be a smart being god be with. Hey friend have you seen the french taunters?

[de132]

@TheFg1980

yes, why?

[TheFg1980]

@de132 I thought it was funny how about you?

[de132]

@TheFg1980 it was hilarious 

[TheFg1980]

@de132 Hey are they still selling the movie?

[de132]

@TheFg1980

Yeah, its on VHS, Beta, Laserdisc, DVD, HD DVD, Blu-Ray and Digital Download.

[TheFg1980]

@de132 Oh ok where do they sell it Walmart, bestbuy or target?

[de132]

@TheFg1980 I saw it for $5 at target.

[TheFg1980]

@de132 Thanks for telling me they are selling it at target.

[sunsetxlungs777]

11 people don't know what the capital of Assyria is.

[Roulette515]

WHAT?? comes after 2?

5....WAIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH

[RandyRedCactus]

To seek the Holy Grail! So manly how Graham says that, RIP.

[PoisonYoshi]

the capital of Assyria was Ashura but was then changed to Nineveh.

[xfly125]

Monty Python is always funny

XD

[Kamisamadesu1]

Right! Off you go then!

[TheFg1980]

@Kamisamadesu1 Have you seen the frech taunters?

[Trinitykill]

Let's just say Arthur...Swallows!

[1XLADEDAX1]

one of the most hilarious vids ever!~ LOL XD

[OkAmIMadFun]

good,...yes.

[ninjasoraxx2]

Monty Python is always gonna be funny!!!

[paulj2001]

Superb, gets me every time, lol!

[GueniePigLover]

He was actually trying to say "Blue-- No YELLOW."

[gpwnedable]

@GueniePigLover Not the kind of question you want to lose your life over

[LunaLovegood33]

"What Is you favorite color?"... "Blue... no gr- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

[haze354]

i dont think gr- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

is a color LOL

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

LOL who would of thought this would be related to Platoon?

[bbenjoe]

Never mess up with d' Arthur!

[PolarStah]

Best movie ever

[hawaiianboy123489]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[TehkraziGal]

Roflol, Too Funny, I Can't Stop Watching It!

[tibianus123]

hahaha

[dcsmith5100]

lololololol

[freeland999]

roflkopter

[philip1201]

1. Philip

2. To seek the Holy Grail.

3. 11 meters per second for African swallows, 8.6 m/s for the Barn Swallow. // Either Assur/Ashur or Nineveh/Ninevah, depending on the time period // sky blue

[voiceofopinion]

@philip1201 *applause*

[Alliesbroadcaster]

haha

[bodunchar]

brave brave sir robin, sir robin ran away!

hail monty python crew

[delivermypain]

ha, I would fail the test anyway.

1. Saskia

2. At the moment, to reach the other end of this bridge

3. Black... I mean... Red... no Black... I... ARGH! DAAAAAAAAAARK REEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!! (dies)

[UTcommando]

lol king arthur couldn't count to three if his life depended on it.

[Karsten19961]

@UTcommando

Thats cause they didnt have numbers in those days

[Targon4657]

= D bridge o death....

[1ggggggl]

cheese is good

[raharu14]

"Wha... I, I don't know that... WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

[Alliesbroadcaster]

lol

[tatumd666]

good shit

[stinkoman2x6]

1. Aaron

2. Seek the Grail

3. Red (or, for the capital of Assyria:Ninevah)

[firestar141]

im sorry u died. u didnt say anything about swallows : (

[Halo3RaceTracks]

"How did you so much about swallows?"

"Well you have to know these things when your a king you know"

Best scene ever!

[garantinapok]

@Halo3RaceTracks the holy hand grenade

[Shikrarth]

And to think that Graham was suffering from the DT's the whole time they were doing this scene. Day one of shooting and no hip flask for the alcoholic. On as brighter note, this was when he realized that he had a problem.

[ChaplainDMK]

Owned :D

[Bowlingdan]

I love how that swallow subject keeps coming back.

[Beale64]

This is one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen! "Blue--no! AHAH!"

[13LPark]

2:50 ROFL

[WolfhoundMercenary]

I remember this scene in Fallout 2 :)

[ghoohg551]

OMFG LOL ROTFLOL LAUGHING MY F'ING HEAD OFF

Iwas listening closely and noticed that at 0:43 Lancelot says "my dear" to king Arthur

once again LO F'ING L

[theuberowner]

he says my leige

[princessnekosama]

I'm pretty sure he's saying 'My Liege'. A common address for a king.

[CptFireFox]

"Well, you have to know these things when you're king, you know." Love it!

[narfamillion]

sounds like the bratz dog doll buddster

[punkman846]

"what is the estimated air speed of a unladin swallow" 'i don't know that'

*lightining strickes*

[cic94]

I don't know that! AUUUUUUUGUHHAAAH!

[ers586]

In New Jersey, all you have to do is pay the toll.

[ElWongo2]

How delightful. I mean, it's been done to death, but I still love it.

[buffer545]

What is your favorite color?

Blue,no,yell-AAAAHHH

lol

[OptimisticCritic]

If only the old man asked in a different order the second time around..

"WHAT is you quest?"

"Sir Robin of AHHHH!"

[hughescrew]

Hahahaha... :)

[queenqa]

pouhahahaha

you must be the bridge keeper!

[Dofusforall]

what is your favorite color?

BLUE! wait...no! AUUUUGUHHAAGUAAAHH

idiot 0.0 dont even know your own color LOL

[happyking9]

what *is* the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[NeoZombieMaster20]

European or African?

[happyking9]

don't evade the question

lol =D

[Ekibyogami66]

What...... Is the capital of Assyria?

I.... I don't know that?! AUUUUGH!!

lol pwned

[OrochiOni]

He only knows about swallows because of those guys at the beginning of the film.

[smcneal057]

I almost forgot about that.

[Firahun]

Well you have to know these things when youre a king you know. :D

[bobbybocher7]

What is a Cephalaspidea?

[rozsomak15]

capitol of siria, no?

[ruggerspot]

the capital of Assyria...

it's Nineveh

[THEKINGS001]

yes yes!!

[mrlizard888]

ok you can pass the bridge

[Zacofonix]

Scientific term for the sea lamprey.

[cracksnack]

Probably The Bast Comic Movies ever made! Long Live Monty Python!

[duscn1]

well off u go then

CLASSIC!!!!

[AnnabethChase918273]

I LOVE this movie!!

[Gabronthe]

Genius!!

[Angel77777771]

this is a funny part of the movie, i love how the bridge keeper is a midget.

"what... is your favorite colour?"

"blue... NO YELOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!"

[sengaija]

WHHUUUAT?!

[MusketeerCaptain]

"How do you know so much about swallows?"

"Well you have to know these things when you are a king you know."

XD. It's either he has a really weird voice in general or he plays another character and has to have a face voice.

[DVG991]

This is a Funny Comedy Video

[Koradro]

its a scene from Monty Python's: The Holy Grail, funniest movie ever, btw I like how this guy illegaly copies a scene from this copywrit movie lol 8P

[vartansimonian]

Staples Easy Button: That was easy!

[mothasnitcher]

THATS EASY!!!

[samiyipi]

this is the best vid evr

[Wiian95]

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

We may never know...

[a0040pc]

What do you mean? The African or the European?

[albatrix]

Well i dont know that...ahhhhhh

[americathefat101]

Just 2:13 made me watch this again LOL

[SilentGuy15]

What is favorite color?

Blue......no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

ROFL

[SquirrelStoned]

28.6MPH

[xGaryxToxThexRescuex]

WHUUUTT is your name?

WHHHUUUTTTT is your quest?

WHHHUUUTTTT is the capitol of Asydia?

[stinkoman2x6]

aaron

seek the holy grail

ninevah

[TsiisusKrisT]

OWND!!! :D:D:D

[DarkWolfStudio]

What IS the capitol of Hyseria anyway?

[hwypsycho]

its assyria and the answer is ninevah

[DarkWolfStudio]

Thanks for correcting me

[pigzzry]

what is the airspeed velosity of a swollow lol

[murielsartre]

Would you believe Castle Anthrax is still in mourning?

:,(

[Hunkola]

Is it just me....or is this the funniest movie ever made? I swear to our Lord Jesus Christ in Heaven....I've seen it at least 200 times and I still piss my undies when I watch it...I'm talking about the kind of warm piss that runs down your leg and makes a puddle under your foot. Fuckin' classic flick.

[theonetruebug]

right... what other kind of piss is there?

[GrayWolfLove]

what is your favorite color? blue no AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  end :)

[Mariseaninikkou]

Actually, he says "Blue. No, YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!" =D

[georgerulezd00d]

ya i noticed he said that when i watched the accuall movie but i didnt hear him say yellow in this vid haha...wierd

[chanjj18]

the old man flew high lol

[godmax1]

lol

[CaptPoco]

whoever answers the five questions

three sire

three questions

[jetzil]

how do you know so much about a swollow?

[FilmPA]

"Swollows......"

[sihingjimo]

Royttt

[stuartmc86]

well you have to know these things when you're a king you know

[rc2000]

best python sketch ever

[J0k3rr87]

classic

[tom4000tom]

lol

funny

[plzIneedhelp]

lol

[nwii76]

lol!!!

[rrriiikkk1990]

How did you know al these things about swallows?, "Well you'l have to know these things when your king you know.. -.-"

Great movie..

[Kornikus87]

Hey that's easy ...

*cryning*

[schetleft]

what is your favorite color?

... Um... let's see... idk!

...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ah!

boom!

lol that's what i would have said if it were me! i always loved that part =)

[CookieMonstersInc]

The Capitol of Assyria is....

Calah

Google ftw

[mfutts]

fubnniest scene in movie history

[sectcscorpy]

Its GOOD to be the king!!!

[strategistFranco]

THe last part it the most funnhiest!!!

[Hahalo3]

HAHAHA

[uxarion]

i love this scene

[RogueInRealLife]

I know the capitol of west india!

New Delhi

[AthCom]

Capitol of Assyria..

[deathmonkey10]

lol! king arthur is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RogueInRealLife]

African or European?

"I dont know that"

I WIN!