I Like to Eat Corn

[TimDisturbed]

PiranhaJaw is awesome!

[reviewer8686]

i look up "i like corn" cause im random like that....and i find this LMFAO ...made my day <3

[TheOriginalBendejo]

When he looks directly down the lens he looks crosseyed and intense, I can feel my head start to rattle and heat up when he does that like its about to freakin' explode!!! (to all you people with one track minds I am NOT talking about my PENIS!!!)

[epicmc21]

You are one annoying motherfucker.

You talk about 'unwritten rules' in society, then you rip on people being courteous and following these 'rules'.

get drafted hypocrite.

[PointBlank76AntC]

Dude your fucking teeth are in mint condition.

[NootSooStraight]

You sound like the red parrot in Alladin xD

[assmunchtv]

make more videos

[KittyRokher]

Seriously, man. You need to find a way to let everyone know about you, and get a TV show. I would watch it all day every day.

[GREENMONSTER1241]

u say shit too much

[WhiteGravey]

hhahaha the asian dax flame^^ is he supposed to be reading a script?

[brendino333]

im going to hook you up with a television channel

[ytacc0]

Some good, some aren't. Could find a use for some of these arguments in T.V.

[spankerdoodle]

dude you're a fucking winner

[loosifur]

oh fuck corn except for the band korn

[13tarmac]

this was pretty funny. good job sir!! you entertained me!!

[jagex4ever]

ur really a guy that buys a fleshlight.

[taquitotadito]

lmao this dude speaks the truth

[newacc0unt]

Your a total badass <3

[fwe4life]

poor man's gilbert gottfried?

[BrokeTheInterweb]

miss u

[ArkWindProductions]

must stop watching......cant stop watching >.>

[myusername0wns]

Make more videos.

You're awesome.

[ukerieper]

You would be a good tv character, the new gilbert godfrey, except you are funny.

[bullmoose1969]

You crack me up keep going. I love to mock,hate and be annoyed about stuff. It's fun.

[gizmofsu]

PiranhaJaw22, you should join Heaven's Gate. You'd be perfect.

[chrisperez925]

we put rosaries on our rear view mirrors because it symbolizes god watching over us while we are driving or something like that

[pauleau]

Hey PiranhaJaw do you play any video games? If so, which video games do you play?

[tinyerea]

PiranhaJaw22 ftw, I love this guy

[motez1]

Start making more videos u lazy fuck!

[Reverendwyotech]

World Champion! Legendary! Epic Victory! ^_^

[Starfishlandlol]

Whoa /g/, calm it down!

[eddykingfour]

@MrAleper You should check out his video where it says that having sex isn't the most amazing thing in the world. Be prepared to be told.

[MrAleper]

@eddykingfour

Are you stupid? He is just saying that because he cant get any sex. Make sure you think about it before you actually believe it. Douchebag nigger.

[pauleau]

@MrAleper

>Calls a chink a chink and talks about girlfriends

>Has an anime picture on his profile like a massive weeaboo faggot

Man, you made my day.

[Gnarkade]

@MrAleper sure if your "girlfriend" dresses up like a fucking doll...yeah i checked your channel. Nothing wrong with loving Anime but when you mix up fiction and reality then you seriously need to see shrink... And in case you've been living under a rock for the past 50 years, racism is now considered bad and makes you look like a total douchebag.

[MrAleper]

@Gnarkade

Hey, if i like anime dolls then i do, i can dress up like that if i want, but fuck you , you cock sucking nigger seriously.

[Gnarkade]

@MrAleper oh I'm so sorry...did I hurt your delicate feelings? of course by all means, you can do whatever you like, as long as it doesn't degrade others in the process. Because everyone have just as much right as you do, your parents should've taught you that long ago. Sorry if you got picked on by minorities as a child but that's just a part of life. You want to do something about your anger? stop being a pussy and stand up for yourself, no one owes you anything in life.

[MrAleper]

@Gnarkade

your mom hurt my feelings when she did not pay me.

[Gnarkade]

@MrAleper I don't get it... why would she pay you? epic fail on your mothers part for raising such a stubborn redhead for a son though...

[MrAleper]

@Gnarkade

Your mom scammed me. i had sex with her and she did not pay me.

[Gnarkade]

@MrAleper Dude...seriously? can't your simple mind at least come up with something with just a bit of originality?

Or are you just reflecting upon your own miserable life with eventz that took place in your childhood? anyhow I wont be playing games with you anymore, I have better things to do than trying to talk sense into someone that wasted over 100,000 years worth of evolution. Thank you, this shall be the end of our meaningless quarrel,

[ConnRDR20]

"Tits in palm! I have tits!"..... LOL

[smithitt]

Hey piranha jaw. FUCK YOU. Grumpy piece of shit.

Your birth certificate is an apology note from durex.

Ass hole.

[A0Refrigerator]

It's the small things in life that really get to you.

It wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't a million of them.

[TherapistakaDemon571]

5 stars

[Foorehtnossip]

i agree 5 ***** + ~!!!

[aznbreakerboi51o]

Hey Piranha,Jaw, not sure if you're into Lady GaGa music but I would LOVE for you to rant about that!

[demoman87]

tits in palm!

[p00pl0rd]

I would like to lick shit covered corn out of your butthole. No homo.

[MANAXvids]

I like watching your videos.

[AzNxBuddha]

nice vid, and your jaws lookin better man

[falconpaaawwwnch]

AHAHAHAH the closed captions are HILARIOUS!

[FunkySpacePirates]

you tell it as it is as usual. good stuff.

[PiranhaJaw22]

@MrAleper don't want one.

[MrAleper]

@PiranhaJaw22

CUZ YOU GAY AS HELL!

[PiranhaJaw22]

@MrAleper how is hell gay?

[MrAleper]

@PiranhaJaw22

You gay as fuck....nuff said.

[PiranhaJaw22]

@MrAleper how is fucking gay? do you fuck gay men, is that why it's gay? its ok if you are gay.

[MrAleper]

@PiranhaJaw22

wow you are stupid and ugly..

[PiranhaJaw22]

@MrAleper that's relative, and opinionated.

[youngb1ood]

@MrAleper you are one fucked up kid. your channel speaks for iitself.

[13tarmac]

@MrAleper says the freakshow.

[ormannay]

@MrAleper

You are in no position to judge others. Looking at your profile videos I can say you are a creepy and desperate weeaboo. See what I just did?

[DeusExuroStudios]

@MrAleper

You're just mad 'cause this guy gets laid more than you.

[KyosukeMatsuo]

@MrAleper LOLUMADBRO?!

[MrAleper]

@KyosukeMatsuo

Why wou;d i be mad? i get pussy everyday

[KyosukeMatsuo]

whats a wou;d

[Bnewman8629]

you have the fleshlight. It doesn't talk back! It doesn't cook and clean either though...

[barnuner]

YES! Another hilarious video. Keep it up.

[Gnarkade]

@MrAleper being a cunt wont help YOU get a girlfriend either...what? your parents didn't give you enough attention as a child so you troll on the internetz?

[t0ky0maru1]

BOTNET IS A FAGGOT

[P0nch]

corn out of your shit?

[hotpopcorncake]

lol

[Trentonius]

What a champ. But he rubs his semen on his face, and eating zits and earwax grosses him out. hah.

[anonymous0s0egion]

You know what's worse?

Sunflower seeds and how they make your shit an ass grater.

[Zergrushzerg]

FUCK YES THE KING IS BACK!

[GoucheGizmo]

what the fuck kind of piece of shit eats their ear wax and zits jesus that is disgusting!

[howdouwin]

Who doesn't do that?

[GoucheGizmo]

well in the interest of fairness

[howdouwin]

With good reason.

[jackooga]

Another great video!

[bjcisneros]

nice video.

[link858]

funny shit bro