Dave Chappelle - Public Transportation

[xJROMER0x]

PUT YOUR GOD DAMM COCK AWAY lmfao

[Gp1985]

Cmon dog you hitting my elbows! Lol

[SIRCREW315]

"this is my stop.." lol

[Abdi2824]

i love his voice.

[haha23579]

direct quote from video

[jboogi90]

That was funny. I dodged that shit like the matrix.

[pat0dog]

I love the sound the mic makes when he symbolises the jizz hitting his head

[ShadowKingJr]

im sure that fucked his day up lol

[dwilkins32]

lol hahahahahahahaha hey you stick your finger in you butt *boink* o god oh god

[Blackshadow164]

Damn....cum on yo face must suck...

[scottiejung]

when he said "i flicked it" i thought he really flicked the dudes dick... LOL

[Malfunai85]

ROFL!

[chriswhiteiii]

Come dog your hitting my elbow, stop, son stop

[Yohannlovesmusic]

16 people have no souls.

[AltairraTheEssplorer]

The guy behind me wasnt so lucky though ;O

[MrBecomingBadass619]

This is the funniesth shit I've seen in a long time,almost fucking cried from laughter!

[ccc01chuckles]

hey hey back the fuck up lol

[raawrasaurus]

LOL. That would be worse than being shit on by a bird.

[lavakidkamehameha]

calm the fuck down everybody, you gonna get me shot with his cum

[stonersNight]

"this is everybody's air sir"

[Prfctdrk]

He does a better white accent than some white people I know XD

[mittkandyroer]

whats the name of this show? :D

[420tec9]

@mittkandyroer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jamesss11]

back the f up!

[FearxFaith1]

shit was tight lmao

[carlito087]

best comedian.....

[1500abe]

what is the bus driver doin when all this is goin on???

[mainemusso44]

LMAO "o god whys this happening lmao (spllack)

[xpeacemaster]

cmon dog you hittin my elbows

[thedavecorp]

It burns!!!!

[blacksabbath848]

bahahaha!



[MILUTHEEYE]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha



[syurppsipper13]

put ur god damn cock away i dnt wanna see it anymore ahhahha

[SuperKijun]

12 ppls beat off on the bus

[Yasiiin61]

hahahaha ich hab mich vom Stuhl gelacht

boaaa der Mann ist der Geilsteeee

[schumitarik]

C'mon dogg u hittin my elbows.. juss stop son stop.. hahaha too funny

[elmaschingon142006]

12 people couldn't dodge the cum like the matrix and got sperm on their forehead

[ThaGod420]

LOL

[kidkush7044]

ahahaha RUSH HIM HE CANT CUM ON ALL OF US AHHHHH

[thealtosax1]

8=====D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

[LoneKirbyM]

@thealtosax1 ew thats nasty

[JakeJohnRogers]

@thealtosax1 ahahhahahahaha that's some funny shit.

[SuperKingNova]

kid napper saint francis

[MrBurningLemons]

drinking dr pepper and watching dave chapelle is a bad idea, it leads to dr pepper spit all over the screen.

[jakedecatur10]

sir put ur god damn cock away! hahaha

[20muchmoney]

#weaaaakkk



[wupass02]

im shur that fuked his day up...

[JJengineering]

calm down you'll get me shot!

[Fallendude6]

11 people got cummed on by a homeless guy XD

[JJengineering]

I was sitting next to this motherfucker

cmon man you hit my elbows xD priceless

[sidjack15]

LMMFAO

[chr8870]

oh oh no

[TheKingofEpic]

@TheOtherButabiBro it probably didn't. Comedians make up stories a lot. Or it could've happened but only the initial homeless guy part. But it was still funny, you gotta admit.

[TheOtherButabiBro]

i doubt this happened

[grifas111]

@TheOtherButabiBro no shit sherlok ur a fukin genius

[mjk5391]

i laughed so hard i farted 

[OscarBallz]

@mjk5391 lmao

[urmommaisfattt]

@mjk5391 woah lol i've had that before it sucks. haha xd

[123DOUG1]

@mjk5391 hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah­aha :D

[Haru95Haru]

ill warn you all now.

dont drink water watching this guy!

[darthofevil23]

put your god damn cock away i dont want to see this any more XD

[lavabone]

HAHAHAHAHA this shit literally made me laugh out loud. i don't usually laugh at comedies a lot but this one was too much!

[blazinboi101]

YOUU STICK UR FINGER IN UR BUTTTT!!!!

WHY? OH GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

*spoikeee*

Ooohohoo GOD hahaha

[blazinboi101]

SIRRR!!!!...Put that god danmmm cigarette away!!

[POOPERMCPOOPS]

same thing happened at my job awhile ago!!! lmaooo except he got punched in the face omg soooo funny

[drepins92]

put ur god damn cock away i dont wanna se it anymore

[paintednaomi]

2:21 he sounds like the joker

[saggin08]

this guy was freaking out ....IT BURNS IT BURNS AHHHH

[cred777]

HE'S RIGHT! PUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY, " I Dont wanna see this" "I dont wanna see this either" "YEAH!"

[315beast]

you in the pink shirt! squeeze ur tits together!

[techoblock]

"RUSH EM...HE CANT CUM ON ALL OF US" XD XD XD XD

[Fusion516]

He has the best white impression ever!

[nsaucier1988]

to funny!

[voidshadow6]

ahh nooooooooooo....bbbb

[FunKCX]

the way he tell his jokes are hilarious!

[DaTwilight]

"Why? Oh gawd whys this happening?" *BOIK!* LMFAO

[809nel]

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY BACK UP, BACK THE FUCK UP! I TRIED TO BE NICE ABOUT THIS! LMAO

[rafaelito1981]

It burns!!!! Aaaaah

[MoralOrel]

THATS BETTER....that is better XD

[SuperLemonFreezeKid]

omfg 4:07 made me fall on the floor laughing!

[ssrider7]

ahhhahhhaaa cummm that crowd!!!

[playthefield21]

Homeless people are hilarious, they can do whatever they want and they don't care if they go to jail because they'll get free food. You really can't blame homeless people for doing weird stuff, they're lives are so fucked up.

If i was homeless, i'd get like 30 homeless people together and rob a grocery store with all of them simultaneously, there's no way the security or the cops would be able to catch us all.

[elmatadorluis]

@playthefield21 you sir, are a genius, hahahahahaha !

imagine that on front page news !

[playthefield21]

@elmatadorluis That would be awesome! I bet even the cops would be rolling over in laughter.

[abe235]

man i had one of my middle school teachers tell us about a dramatic experencie with public masturbation on a bus i think she was on the same bus as dave chappelle cause she was obese and wore a pink shirt that day

[outdoors247]

HAHAHAHA

[xoxpixxiexox]

It burns it burns

[MaGiiCXoduS]

I Dodged that shit like the matrix-lol

[escapethecrash]

okay just breath.. BREATH!! *breathing* this was so funny i actually felt like i was gonna die of laughter! wahh

[FordRising2010]

'He's right....Put Your Goddamn Cock Away.'

[trygonofdeath]

lol he should do horror screams in a movie LOL

[drudges]

lmfao

[MellyLOVEMJ58]

LMFAO! this is hilarious xD

[BIGFUNonSIRIUS]

"...You!...Stick your finger in your butt." "Oh God! Why is this happening?!" "BOI-EGHT!!!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

The Matrix Nutt! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"It burns! -HOA-WHAO-HOAH!"

This mothafucka is EPIC!!!!!!

[ilovemyself984]

RUSH HIM HE CANT CUM ON ALL OF US!!

[thekingshell8]

sir put your got damn cock away

[LoopSwap]

i was dodgin that shit like the matrix xD

[stephenyesavage]

im sure fucked his day up

[conker508]

!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!

[tatschmahsoul]

RUSH HIM! He cant cum over all of us ! xdddd

[cheguemayn]

" common man you're hitting my elbow " loool

[MrCornsnakeguy]

Your gonna get me shot!

[dhuffman690]

"Alright everybody back up. BACK. THE. FUCK. UP!!"

[afgokjapkjg]

everyone who has a very bad disease like cancer should watch this comedian

[achill3zLH]

IT BURNS!!! EH! EH! EHHHHH!!!!

[erunngoesrawrr]

"PUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY."

[calvin232323]

ha dave has the perfect white man voice

[hellmasterx]

that...is...BETTER!

[prijil]

"Put your god damn cock away"

[chilicheeseconey]

Put your God Damn cock away

[jlilbit09]

"COUGH" SIIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yafamtrill]

That...is...better.

[jimjimbo44]

IT BURNSS!!!!!

[Susunkewa1]

hahaha "rush him!! he Cant cum on all of us" lamo!!! Rotfl!!! he'z the Fuck'n king!!

[lava213]

it's fuuny as hell

[23ballababy]

Hey u....squeeze your tits together... Genious. Lol

[nachobigtits101]

o my god it a biological attack ah

[BerkayCavs]

I dodged that shit like the matrix

~~~~~~~~~ ahhh

hahah

[Zwartekaka]

@BerkayCavs cool visualisation.

[BerkayCavs]

@Zwartekaka bedankt man :P

[BerkayCavs]

come on man, you're hittin my elbows

just stop man, just stop...

hahah

one of the best comedian ever

[XoxafromanxoX]

So apparently, homeless people sperm burns like a MOFO.

[kansaschiefs27]

PUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY

[geobreezy]

i was sitting next to da MF i had to say something...lmao

[razorboymike3]

THAT IS BETTER

[jkilgore]

@razorboymike3 that's beeeeetttttter

[razorboymike3]

put that god damn ciggarette away sir

[kikifoods]

L M A O .

"The he started making demands !"

"This is everybodys air Sir !"

hahahahahha this some funny shittt (:

[michaelmarino2]

This guy is alsome lol

[BrAnT123567]

"AHHHH IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!" LMFAO

[TWill800]

That shit was gross

LMAO funniest part

[billbill123321]

funniest comedian since richard pryor

[jsaq08]

comeonn daawg u hittin elbow! stop! lol ...hez riight!..lmao

[MrWreccAFlow]

"Pur Got damn cock away" "that is better" lol

[MrWreccAFlow]

SO MUTAFUCCIN HILARIOUS!!!!!

[RoseAgent13X]

eew hahaha lmfao ! XD

[MrWreccAFlow]

damn so damn funny

[purpleluver74]

ALMFAO!!!! i wonder if that actually happened

[wardoggwyllgi]

It burns ahhhhh!

[Indians4171]

hahaha

[charles48102]

this shit is funny

[SupaKotaBoy145]

Homeless dude saw him coming, and shot one off.... AAAAAHHH PFFF

[Merdock1990]

aaaaah.....rush him!!! he cant cum on all of us!!!!

[radiobox32]

omg i laughed so much...=P

[Krescentwolf]

I dodged that shit like the matrix!! The guy behind me wasn't so lucky.

[josh2beefy]

@Krescentwolf psh shut up

[koolittlekid]

sir, sir put that god damn cigeret out ok? its everyones air

[chris27011986]

so great

[mycallwasanswered]

c'mon dawg, you hittin my elbows. HAHA!!!

[greg1809]

pause at 2:21....his eyes look so weird

[ChristopherYoungKim]

hahahahahahahhaha

[antigeil]

omg its a biological attak ohhhhhXD

[george052489]

it burns!!!!!

[destroyedtheozone]

C'mon dog you're hittin my elbows. Stop son. Just stop. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[josh2beefy]

@destroyedtheozone eh this hsyt stankin on the floor

[xXSiKONEXx]

chappelles voice is the shit...is delivery is sick

[Extreme1567]

i like the way he said ''SIR, PUT THE DAMN CIGARETTE AWAY"

[prestonANDfriends]

put ur god damn cock away

[16soldierblue16]

DAYUMM THIS GUY IS FUNNY

[MBlaxj9]

I dodged that shit like the matrix

[LeefyMoeJohnson]

"I saw this homeless guy beatin on the bus"

"I was furious cuz didnt no one say shit to this guy"

"everyone just look at him...*GASP*."

"I was the only one who had the balls to say sumthin but it wasn't like i was brave"

"I was sittin rite next to the muthafucker..I had to say sumthin"

"Come on man u hittin my elbows"

LOL XD XD

[LeefyMoeJohnson]

"After i stood up everyone else wana stand the fuck up"

"Yea he is rite PUT YOUR GODDAMN COCK AWAY..i dnt wana see it, i dnt wana see it either"

"Everybody back the fuck up"

LOL XD XD

[steelshoulderblades]

'shit was tight.' XD ROFL LMAO FOCL

[wesley16555]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha

[realmofblood]

Man a guy masturbating on a bus that is scary!

[jb2o09]

lmao

[FisshyysGooMoo]

ROFL

[Dune1884]

PUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY!

priceless

[chrischrist2u]

did nobody recognize Dave Chapelle? lol if i saw him on the bus holy shit!!!!