To the Juggalos: Concerning Trolls

[OldCarsAreBest]

What an embarassment to humanity juggalos are.

[ometta7]

@OldCarsAreBest What the hell are you talking about? You have to count as human to be an embarrassment to humanity.

[z0tri]

"How could you not like ICP? If you don't like ICP, you're a troll!!1!eleven"

lol @ this autistic juggalo who proclaimed that he's an elusive "intelligent juggalo"

Hail to Chris Chan, King of the Juggalos! WHOOP WHOOP

Also, I archived this video in case you remove it due to embarrassment.

[ometta7]

@z0tri This was made when I was a newfag, back when I was idealistic enough to think that I could actually try to educate my fellow Juggalos.

I'm not going to remove it. It's penance for my past stupidity.

Besides, gives the trolls something to jerk off to. You're enjoying it, right? Glad I could bring a smile to your face.

[ometta7]

@z0tri Also, thanks for caring enough about me to comment on my videos. ^_^ Really nice of you. I would've never returned the same courtesy.

[z0tri]

@ometta7 I'm not a troll. I just find it amusing that you care so much about someone else's opinion. Good job catering to the trolls and internet subcultures. I guess lonely juggalos need to fit in somewhere. LOL

[ometta7]

@z0tri Never said you were, although you do exhibit the behavior of your typical fail-troll. Right down to the quick meltdowns and poorly-planned stalking. Hell, if I did delete this video, I'd bet money that you would have uploaded it with some editing to make me look even more foolish than I already do (impossible, but still), am I correct?

I already mentioned that I was feeding the trolls just by posing this in the video. I simply felt that such a "risk" was necessary at the time.

[z0tri]

@ometta7 "Besides, gives the trolls something to jerk off to. You're enjoying it, right? Glad I could bring a smile to your face."

I'll just leave that right there. ^ :3

I'm flattered by how easily offended you are and though I already admitted to not being a troll, getting called one does not insult me. You're doing a poor job at trying to justify your stupidity. Also, this account's purpose is to merely "scout" potential "lolcows." It looks like I'm already onto something. LOL

[ometta7]

@z0tri Sorry, maybe I didn't make myself clear. I must have overestimated your intellect. The question I directed at you was not related to the sentence that preceded it. I was simply asking if you enjoyed it.

If you aren't a troll, then you're simply an unbelievably-stupid human being. I had more faith in you than that, and still continue to do so. Especially since you're now using "lolcow". It takes one to know one, man.

But if you want to argue semantics, explain how you're not a troll.

[z0tri]

@ometta7 You're apparently obsessed with internet culture, 4chan and etc. You're paranoid that everyone is a "troll," whatever that means anymore. My intention wasn't for you to get butthurt. I was just amused by your autistic comments that I've read this whole week. You're naive to have your deviantart and facebook open to everyone. And being a "clownfag" and making 10+ minute videos raging at the "trolls" totally doesn't make you a "lolcow." LOL (sarcasm intended)

[OctopiJones]

This is a seven minute troll feeding session. lololol

[ometta7]

@OctopiJones Obviously. Not to mention it didn't manage to reach the ears of the stupid fucks in my own subculture. Why else would I keep it up unless it was for the lulz?

[OctopiJones]

We talk bad because you are pieces of TRASH. We also like it when you post whiny videos like this.

[ometta7]

@OctopiJones I knew the risk I was taking when I posted this. I admitted as much in my video. The problem, of course, was that the risk was worthless. Nothing fucking changed, but that's how I learned that you can't cure stupidity no matter how much you try.

[twiztidlestat]

Ouch....this is what juggalos have become...little f'n kids? Damn

[ometta7]

@twiztidlestat I can't tell who you're referring to, but if you're referring to me, I was seventeen when I made this video. Hardly a little kid.

[twiztidlestat]

@ometta7

17 IS a little kid to someone who is 28, I can ten years on you youngin. Your not an adult

[ometta7]

@twiztidlestat Well I'm eighteen now. Just for fun, why don't you tell me what age you thought I was when you first saw this video.

[twiztidlestat]

@ometta7

No more than 15-16 to be honest

[ometta7]

@twiztidlestat Older than what most people say. Comes with having a baby face and a nasally voice. If you look closely, you can see my mustache. After a year without shaving, it still looks like that. lol

[twiztidlestat]

@ometta7

Thats cool man, wasn't meanin to sound like a troll, I just hate the new age psy fans, I miss old school juggalos

[ometta7]

@twiztidlestat Meh. I'm neither new age or old-school. I just like the songs that I like, regardless of how recent they are. There are a lot of songs on Bang! Pow! Boom! that I don't like, but I also don't like a lot of the songs on Carnival of Carnage.

I prefer to think of myself as just an "intelligent Juggalo". Those are even rarer than the old-school ones. Almost to the point of being an oxymoron.

Heh...moron....

[JordanChubby]

@twiztidlestat me n my homies keep it old school. bumbin the old shit, we play on xbl n shit too cause we don't live close to eachother. but man.

[NotM0sh]

Juggalos are gay

[ometta7]

@NotM0sh Yes. I think we've covered that. You could try being a bit more original, you know. I thought Juggalos were the stupid ones.

[DefinitelyNotHolic]

@ometta7 i think what my esteemed colleague here is trying to say... is that juggalos are gay.

[ometta7]

@DefinitelyNotHolic I could decipher that much. I still don't understand why he would feel the need to point out how happy we are. Maybe it's because we're clowns? I dunno. I'm not really all that gay. I spend all day sucking fags, ruining the lives of others for amusement, and wallowing in misanthropy. Hardly the behavior of a gay fellow, don't you think?

[disbuylshite]

OP is a faggot

[ometta7]

Damn. This video is getting a lot of undeserved attention. Is it because I'm exposing my own kind, like we're a fucking secret club or something? You guys want to hit up my deviantART account as well? There I explain to Juggalos precisely WHY we get trolled. I've also got a pretty decent trolling guide for noobs.

[disbuylshite]

@ometta7 No. It's because you're a faggot with an unwarranted sense of importance. You are a piece of shit trying to represent more piles of shit, playing shitty music, and spewing shit from your shithole that nobody gives a fuck about. Go suck a fat cock.

[ometta7]

@disbuylshite Oooh! I'd love to suck a fat cock! Can you give me your dad's number?

[BigBootieHoles]

every single juggalo is queer yo. WE GOTS TO BE KWEER TO KEEP DA JUGGALO PHLAME ALYVE!

[ometta7]

@BigBootieHoles Actually, I am a bisexual Juggalo. I'm also a ginger, a misotheist, and if it weren't so gay now, I'd be a /b/tard. Still fun to Mencia their jokes and rape the context. Umad?

[disbuylshite]

Juggalos are teh ghey

[TheRealTeamFailer]

@disbuylshite bitch pussy i kick yo nigga hatin ass bitch cracka honky ass white boy nigga shit fuck

[disbuylshite]

@TheRealTeamFailer U mad brah?

[TheRealTeamFailer]

@disbuylshite bitch nigga i show yo nigga ass mad dawg imma kick yo ass down to bel-air bitch

[disbuylshite]

@TheRealTeamFailer Ooh... internet tough guy. Come at me bro.

[TheRealTeamFailer]

@disbuylshite -jerks off in my mouth-

[ometta7]

@TheRealTeamFailer I think you forgot a few small dick jokes, bruh.

[TheRealTeamFailer]

@ometta7 nigger i will rape your clown ass with my donkey dick

[ometta7]

@TheRealTeamFailer Who was it that said people who inflate certain qualities about themselves are often lacking in those qualities? I forget. You think you can google that for me, donkey?

[disbuylshite]

@TheRealTeamFailer Well look at this big bad old nigger thinking he hard. Bring your shit you punk bitch. If I had my way, you'd be hanging by your neck from the old hanging tree. Fucking niggers.

[TheRealTeamFailer]

@disbuylshite bitch im 6'10 i'll rape your nigger ass until you bleed kfc coon

[disbuylshite]

@TheRealTeamFailer Confirmed for 13 year old. Troll harder.

[ometta7]

@disbuylshite Yes. We are a rather jovial sort, aren't we? Why, I'm jolly as old Saint Nick himself. Look at meh belleh shake!

[3DOBot]

Rule number one: only troll to troll.

Rule number two: NEVER troll a troll.

Rule number three: make sure other trolls aren't trolled

Rule number four: Lol.

[ometta7]

Rule #1: Always do it for the lulz.

Rule #2: Never set out to make a point. If you do, you've already lost.

Rule #3: Nothing is sacred, be an equal opportunity offender.

Rule #4: You're a massive faggot if you have to look up the rules on trolling, as there are no rules. Now go suck a dick.

[3DOBot]

@ometta7 Charles, it's me, Christel; I was only being a goof.

[ometta7]

@3DOBot I know. "Now go suck a dick" was part of Rule #4.

[3DOBot]

@ometta7 Oh, so you weren't being serious?

[ometta7]

@3DOBot Why so serious?......I feel incredibly dirty having said that.....

[3DOBot]

@ometta7 You should.  Not only becauae of your choice of words, but because of who it was directed to.

[ometta7]

@3DOBot I meant I felt dirty for using a tired and overused catchphrase from an overrated superhero movie. I was joking with you when I listed those rules. You should know that I always rip on my friends harshly about shit, but I don't mean it. I'll call my brother a myopic, unemployed junkie, and he'll call me a cocksucking penis wrinkle, and then we'll both laugh, hug and say "I love you, man".

That's essentially what I did with you, only I can't hug you. lol

[dafreshboythemighty]

@ometta7 have you checked your inbox? or are trying to keep your back turned?

[ometta7]

@dafreshboythemighty I checked it, and I sent a reply.

[3DOBot]

@ometta7 It would have been different if what you wrote was said. The tone of voice is an indication as to wether or not a person's being serious. Girls have a tendency to over analyse things because they're far more sophisticated than men; you of all people should know that.

[ometta7]

@3DOBot I've known many girls that can take a joke, far better than they could take a penis, which is pretty much their best skill!

[3DOBot]

@ometta7 Haha, no, our best skill is screwing with the mind. In that, I have succeeded.

[ometta7]

@fattcock1 Alright, but you don't want to make death threats as a response. If you can, work their insult into a perceived compliment and reply with "thank you"s like you didn't understand the insult. Also, it wouldn't hurt to thumb through a grammar book. People tend to side with the one who seems intelligent, and glibness is an easy way to achieve that illusion. Look at the way I responded to bellotti8101, notice how I worded it. I haven't even blocked him yet. That's how you reply to trolls.

[bellotti8101]

but seriously like i bet the girls at ur school are all over u. i mean ya if they wanted to pleasure you they'd need an expedition crew haha ryms suck dont they fat fuck. take a fucking shower once in a while jesus christ i bet u smell as bad as u look and u look like fucking Jocelyne Wildenstein with plastic suugery

[ometta7]

@bellotti8101 I was expelled from school in my junior year because of that stupid zero tolerance policy. Who the hell is Jocelyne Wildenstien? An ex-girlfriend of your's? I told you, retard. If you want to make an impact, use an insult that isn't exclusive to your locker room buddies.

[dafreshboythemighty]

@bellotti8101 that's beautiful man, the only thing you ever use to offend chubby people is to call them fatasses, like they could be retarded, have downs syndrome, a drunkard father, anything but if they are fat: then inmediatedly make fun of the overweight LOL

[ometta7]

@dafreshboythemighty Dude....don't give this asspie the honor of being called a troll. He's clearly trying to make a statement, because he thinks the internets are serious business. lol Why else do you think he would only comment on the video where I advise people not to take the internet too seriously, and not any other shitty video I made when I was sixteen? He's obviously butthurt that he can't be taken seriously by anybody on here.

[bellotti8101]

this kid is so hawt...I want his fat rolls in my face oh yah. Will someone please shut him up? I think if you just threw him another liqurish stick he'd stfu.

[ometta7]

@bellotti8101 Thank you for the compliment. I find it very flattering that you're attracted to me, really, but unfortunately you're not my type. Sorry, I go for guys with their packages NOT shrunken by years of steroid abuse.

And if you REALLY wanted me to shut up, all you'd have to do is buy me a dime bag. See, it's almost 420, and my county is like the damn Sahara when it comes to weed. Licorice is nice, but not enough to get this fatty to be quiet. lol Sorry, dude.

[dafreshboythemighty]

@bellotti8101 how many times do you use the word "fat" and "gay" as an insult seriously how much time ago you started trolling? 2 weeks? i started in 2003 before youtube existed

[HorrorHippie33]

You are very eloquent, and you make such an excellent point about trolls! Even if you are not a fan of ICP. :]

[ometta7]

Thank you. =) Although I myself indulge in trolling from time to time.

[666chane666]

I hear most Trolls are Klan members

[ometta7]

That's probably bullshit. Most trolls are actually just people who like to piss people off. Juggalos are easy targets because we react, usually in anger and by making death threats. That's funny. When somebody you don't know is threatening to cut your head off, knowing that they can't even touch you, they just look stupid.

[TheLiberator55]

Finally someone who realizes the trolls. Good for you.

[ToxicXPeriance]

I spread it around, somewhat...I made a journal on it. ^^; That journal was one of the few I didn't delete.

[ometta7]

Cool. MMFWCL.

[ToxicXPeriance]

MMFWCL

[DeadSocksWalking]

Nice tree.

Not that I have any room to talk. We leave Halloween stuf up untill around July.

[ometta7]

Yeah. We were just too damn lazy to take it down, so we got someone else to do it.

[DeadSocksWalking]

You had someone come and take down a tree? XD

[ometta7]

Yeah. lol

[DeadSocksWalking]

And I thought that I was pathetic.

[ometta7]

We also decided to keep it up because we thought it looked festive. The person who took it down wasn't actually asked to. It just bothered them to the point to where they begged us to let them do it.

[DeadSocksWalking]

lol.

btw, I'm QueenOfTheNightRain from dA. I forgot to mention that. -_-"

[ometta7]

Ah, cool. =) Glad to see you got a YouTube.

[DeadSocksWalking]

Actualy I have had one for a while. I was going through all of Dove's stuff and found you.

[ometta7]

Cool. =)

[ToxicXPeriance]

You stalker. D:

[tehfonzie]

Yah man good video dog, fuckin faggot ass trolls, shit if i ever find a troll ill ride on there ass. GO ICP REVOLUTION, BRING THE DARKNESS OF THE WHITE TRASH EMPIRE TO TAKE THE OBAMA BEAST DOWN!

[ometta7]

What? No, man. I was just saying ignore them.

[lilnoodle1234]

* gasp* i me god i have to come over to see it!!!!!!! there so cute

[ometta7]

XD I was just joking. The only thing that might live in there is thousands of spiders.

[lilnoodle1234]

lol wow i kno that tree is happy.

[ometta7]

Actually, I think there's a squirrel living in it. O.o

[lilnoodle1234]

is that a tree behind u???? and u look cute babie... ^^

[ometta7]

Thanks. Yeah, we still haven't taken our Christmas tree down. XD I like it, though. It reminds me of the winter. Cold, cold winter....*lover's sigh*

[TheBoyBlue91982]

you know what u are talking about

[ometta7]

Spread the word.

[ometta7]

XD Thanks for the compliment.

[JamieCrazed]

MMFWCL, man. I may hate you as a person, but as a Juggalo I agree.

[ometta7]

Do it for the 'los, not for me, okay?

[JamieCrazed]

Word. MCL.

[Wolfgirl1998]

People need to tell furries that too! Because I understand they're trying to defend themselves but they should not give up onto the trolls! It is like how Benedict Arnold decided to puss out like a bitch, surrendered, and betrayed us while joining the army of the hated Brits from the time of the American Revolutionary War! Because that's what feeding the trolls is like and it's the truth! *fireworks go off in background and the bigass American flag shows too*

[ometta7]

Not exactly, but I admire your spirit and tenacity. =)

[Wolfgirl1998]

Well whatever thanks anyways. :P

[ometta7]

No problem.

[Wolfgirl1998]

Hey I'm listening,man. But I didn't know haters is different from trolls. ^_^;;

The only lulz I like is my own sense of humor! ^_~

[korndawl]

Thanks for the info, MMFWCL!

[ometta7]

Hey. =) Spread the word, alright? MMFWCL.