Carol Burnett - Gone With The Wind Part 1

[onlinesagaTV]

this got 3billon dollars?  THERE SHOULD BE 1,00000,00,0,00000,0000,,000,0­,000,00,00,00,0,0000,0,00,0,,0­0,0,0000,0000,000,0000,0000,0,­000,0000 DALLARS

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[mjusikisinmyheart]

hahahahaaa...I love her!! 

[msvernadean]

hahahahah

[JudyGarlandRulez152]

"I arrived here by way of A Streetcar Named Desire" was the best line, considering Leigh was in both movies.

[tracy1010]

My money is gone, it went with the wind, LOL!!!

[alexyk923]

so romantic movie

[hashalibi]

Funny, funny! LOL:)

[orhugs]

@sbergman27 actually 1084 lol :) It's my favorite book ever!!! :) well not os much that one as the sequel lol

[alynnidalar]

Before tonight, I'd never heard of either Carol Burnett or this particular sketch (or, in fact, anybody in this thing). Then my theater professor showed it in class.

Now? I think I'm in love!

[MPL029]

@alynnidalar How nice to discover a truly talented actor and a great show. how old are you?

[Bunhead1996]

As I gotta watch this whole film which is four hours for a gcse exam at school!god plz help me:'(

[sbergman27]

@Bunhead1996 You could always ditch the movie and just read the Margaret Mitchell novel like we did in high school Romantic Lit. It's only about 1167 pages in paperback, IIRC.

[angelkater0se]

The story line progresses somewhat faster than the original

[Serena2009ification]

@angelkater0se

Gee, ya think? :P

[Serena2009ification]

Dinah Shore was such a rare treasure. She got Olivia de Havilland's inflection perfectly. Such a wonderful mimic!

[Serena2009ification]

4:02

I always wished that Vivian Leigh had done that when Rhett took off. :P

[MrDoug41]

Vicki Lawrence makes this skit. She is hilarious.

[pinkpriss]

Gawd, those dresses are to die fpr!

[musicalcoholicdrunk]

Prissy looks like lady gaga! lol

[DontForgetIran2010]

lolll funny remake

[JakeZelmore]

i almost peed my pants when vicki was shouting like prissy lmfao

[WonderWomanFan4life]

Dammm Vicky is so funny as Prissy... this is funny as ever..

[textlover321]

Atlanta Terra Plantation...Somewhere in Georgia ftw?

[TheAccount2econd]

tvnutboy

[DoctorDufresne]

@6:20 "If I have to lie, steat, cheal, and murder..." HAHAHAHA

[1983CUEVAS]

Can I offer you a chair, lol

[lacymarie78]

I love the end of the first one...." Will you two shut up!" LMAO!!!

[kerryank]

This is one of the great parodies of all times.

[kayjo101]

When she said "just stay in Terra" I thought she meant "terror" for a second.

[AdidasUniSex]

I read the book, I saw the movie and after doing these two things I can definitely say that I was born in the wrong century..

[DameHaha2011]

Omg, Starlett, Melody, Sissy, BRASHLEY, RAT, even the names are hilarious xD

[fanofclassics]

carol burnett is hilarious..!!!

[yogurt395]

can anyone tell me how they introduce her??? we r doing a living history museum and im Carol and i also have to write a biography and do an introduction of her and i tried being creative and used her actual intro but i cant find it......???? any ideas please

[chaqwua]

Did you catch on to carol burnnet when she say's " IF i have to lie steat and cheel. " she meant to say lie cheat and steal.

[btrfan2003]

LOL

[alexandruthegreat95]

Hahahaha I love how she's pounding on his chest hahaha!!

[AStarrism]

LMFAO

[aarond53]

5:58 - 6:55 is absolutely the funniest bit I have seen probably ever.

[organa11]

THEY DUN DECLARD WAR!!

[mommabayer1]

Is that Dinah Shore as Melody?

[hyancinth70]

@mommabayer1 Yes, it is! :)

[auroradawn23]

@mommabayer1 Yes, that's Dinah.

[mommabayer1]

Is that Dinah Shore as Melody?

[hehatemepartdeux]

Thumbs up if Gone With the Wind playing on TCM brought you here.

[suzycreamcheesez]

"lie, steat, and cheal"!

[karaokesinger83]

miss starlet LOL!!!

[27lilmisssunshine]

lmao this is damn hilarious

[alyrene13]

love the episode

[IcozplayWAY2much]

what episode what this?!?! x3

[keliata]

Vicky Lawrence as Prissy (Sissy) is makes this whole skit

[headedsomewhere]

@keliata she absolutely cracks me up....:) I've also pee'd my pants....L.

[WonderWomanFan4life]

that was classic.. i love this scene!!

[usthatswho1]

That was Dinah Shore.

[LastYearsRegrets]

Sooo I didn't have the slightest idea what was going on in this skit but it was still hilarious. Do I need to watch that movie to understand?

[onebaud]

@LastYearsRegrets If you do not know Gone With The Wind by heart you must be very young and should go to any source possible to get the DVD and play it.

[LastYearsRegrets]

@onebaud I know what Gone With The Wind Is but I saw the movie with my mother when I was like 6 so don't exactly remember it. I've been to Margret Mitchell's house too :D

[GloriaD5767]

@LastYearsRegrets Not necessary....but I think you'll enjoy it waaaaay more if you do!

[MsFicticious]

@LastYearsRegrets It's very dramatic and long but fun to watch. And has one of the best lines ever that made swearing possible onscreen.

But no, you don't have to, although it makes things even funnier.

[markatack99]

sissy is so funny !!!

[ahwooch]

vicky is killing me lmao

[davidduke180]

who is Melodey played by? she got a big had when she came in.

[Sue71]

@davidduke180 Dr. Joyce Brothers. She was a big TV personality at the time. Very popular among the talk-show circuit, if memory serves.

[Sue71]

@davidduke180 That was Dr. Joyce Brothers. She was a big TV personality at the time. Very popular among the talk-show circuit, if memory serves. I think she was married to Burt Reynolds briefly.

[gambitcolumbus]

@Sue71

I believe that's Dinah Shore, not Dr Joyce Brothers.

[Sue71]

@gambitcolumbus Whoops! You're right! :) Sorry about that!

[IIxWOLFxII]

"MISS SCARLETT!!!!! MISS SCARLETT!!!!! MISS SCARLETT!!!!!" LoL

[MusicalAngyala91]

Miss Misss xD

[TheJomogogo]

Fucking HYSTERICAL Tv/Movies today are crude vulgar shit compared to this

[TheYorkielover95]

My friends and I did this in our theatre class, our Brashley was perfect and our Rat did the perfect Rhett Butler face my best friend was Melodey my other friend was sissy and I was Carol but even though we got a unanniomusly superior no one could have done it like these people did

[lycoin]

i still cant get over Brashley.....:)

[lambariam]

I remember this sketch from when I was little and snuck into my moms room when she was watching it! I always remembered the scene with scarlett in her courtain dress...this skit peeked my interest in the movie

[smartie489]

This in the stupidest sketch ever, not just in the history of Television. Scarlett is the ugliest person, I´ve ever seen. No offense.

[megrat06]

@smartie489 obviously you don't know good comedy when you see it

[MrUrfacetacos1]

Priceless and Classic!

[dextersmith2000]

Burnett Blooper "....Lie stet cheal and murder".

[StarCatcher525]

@ holyunderwear92 I watched both the movie and the parody in my history in film class. I was laughing about it for days lol. The movie is a wonderful classic.

[holyunderwear92]

if you watch this right after watching gone with the wind, it will bring you to tears..

ive watched this so many times, and i always die laughing 

[breckdav1]

i love this

[breckdav1]

i wish i was alive when this show was playing

[asdodge]

@husker222

PC mentality wouldn't allow half the jokes... such as Vicki Carr's portrayal.

[RaineaTrenton]

My lawd Sissy's singing during the monolouge

[rocksawman]

wow!

[TheVictoriousV]

too funny today as it was then! IF I HAVE TO LIE, STEAT OR CHEEL OR MURDER!! if you need a laugh, look at this!!

[jslasher1]

Fair dinkum, mate. Absolutely, positively the funniest 'skit' in the history of American TV. I fell off my iMac watching this. Bravo!

[taborgirlsnc]

i just saw it in the window and couldnt resist! heheh

[tricianfred]

Carol Burnette and Company ahhhh the good ol' days of t.v., when you could watch something that wasn't full of sex and violence but wholesome goodness, t.v. that you could come away with a good feeling...! Boy has the world changed in the last 30 yrs. from my perspective anyway....!

[asdodge]

@tricianfred

Oh, the sex and violence were there, just in innuendo and double entendre

[pedevisser]

I know someone (I will not tell you that he lives in Brisbane, Australia)

whose name is ....... (I will not tell you his name, because many girls

are also called .........).

[msromo]

OMG this was my favorite Carol Burnett sketch!

[shaldana]

Listen closely: Carol says, "If I have to lie, steet or cheel" not, lie steal or cheat. ROFL!

[blkhercules2365]

this is one of my favorite carol burnett episodes

[suziescott2007]

end of GWTW part 1

"As God as my witness I'll never go houngry again, nor any of my folk,. If I have to lie, kill, cheat, or steal, I'll never go houngry again!"

[Klayster]

I loved this show!!

[onemooners]

Carol and Vicki were marvelous in this

[lsmile4food]

'if i have to lie, steat, cheal and murder...'

[phantomfan87]

i love ya i love ya i love ya i hate ya i hate ya i hate ya

[priceta992]

@SuperAwesomedude13

Yeah, really, I cracked up on the scene where she falls on her face on the ground eating one turnip, while proclaming--

"As God is my witness, I'll never go hongry again!"

[priceta992]

@SuperAwesomedude13

Yeah, really, I cracked up on the scene where she falls on her face on the ground eating one turnip, while proclaming--

"As God is my witness, I'll never go hongry again!"

[priceta992]

Seeing this brings back the memories--its still as funny as the first time! LOL funny!

[bearbagley]

LMAO ROFL!!!

[pika23]

lol so so so hilarious! is melody DInah SHore?

[pika23]

lol so so so hilarious! is melody DInah SHore?

[pika23]

lol so so so hilarious!

[OohcoolProductions]

"Steat and Cheal?" does she mean "Cheat and Steal"? lol

[Tareltonlives]

Much better than the real movie.

[bravebty]

Oh yeah! This is why "Gone with the Wind" became my favorite movie!

[GeneLovesClassic1980]

Man, I can't stop laughing my head off

[Earthlinked]

DID you get the refrence joke????

He arrived by a "Streetcar Named Desire" - Vivian Leigh won 2 Academy Awadrs for Best Actress - in Gone WIth The Wind (1939) and "A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)!!!!

GREAT - GREAT comedy!!!!!

[puterboy1]

@Earthlinked Did they even have streetcars back in 1861?

[Earthlinked]

@puterboy1 YES!!! The first streetcars in America came in 1835 - but not in Altanta!!!!!

[kayjo101]

Can someone tell me the words between

6:00 - 7:00

[TabaquiJackal906]

Starlet O'Hara is not gonna be trifled with. As God is my witness, these Yankees aren't gonna beat me. If I have to lie, cheat, steal and murder, I won't be defeated!

And when this war's over, I'll never, never, never, never.... I'll never go hungry again! If i gotta make tuna casserole, and go without my grits, this war won't get the best of me!

*can't hear*

Will you two shut up?!

[leftiesrox]

@TabaquiJackal906 actually it's steat and cheal instead of cheat and steal. i've always found that humorous.

[Alienshadow5]

3:55 "I certainly do." HAHAHA

[flowerandpeaceangel]

I beleve it is called went with the wind idk

[WICKEDrocksHL26]

she's hysterical. totally priceless. hahahahaha.

[VictoriousLizard]

"Ma'am, this is to inform you that General Sherman's army is now occupying Atlanta. You got a match?"

"If I have to lie, steat, chill, or murder..."

LMAO

[MPL029]

@VictoriousLizard she really does say steat, chill..ha!

[Relda999]

this is too funny, i remember seeing this when i was a kid.

[abakusek]

MISS SCARLETT, MISS SCARLETT, MISS SCARLETT... xD

[wesawthat]

i remember watching this when it originally aired. i believe the skit was actually called "went with the wind."

[pmcmahon26]

Who's the actress playing Melody?

[catiefromsavannah2]

Dinah Shore

[samsamsamjitp]

The great Carol Burnett... SHE'S ONE OF A KIND!

[pmcmahon26]

4:39 my favorite part. "Juust the tree of us."

[carsonbenson]

oh my gosh i just noticed carol says, if i have to "lie steat and cheal" not lie cheat and steal around 6:19. Too funny

[snapshotmelly]

Thank you for bringing back some good memories of the wonderful Carol Burnett Show

[MPL029]

"if I have to make tuna casserole...if I have to go without my grits.." LOLOLOL

[Mr76Yearsago]

This is the funniest sketch in the history of Television.

[spectreagent]

I agree! This one is Burnett's best sketch!

[mizzfreakster96]

LOL! SISSY!!

[metube12]

"Oh shutee, what are we going to do with a babeh in the middle of a woaha"? lol

[FELIXMANOR12]

I guess comedy doesn't always age well. By about 4 minutes into this skit, nothing much has happened. A contemporary television audience would have flicked the remote, and a theatre audience would be shuffling towards the foyer, hoping to get to the carpark before the mass exit.

[irishinsight]

Oh rat! Lmao

[dflartist]

The funniest woman ever on TV ! No one else comes close

[Beatleschick1]

Sissy

Brashley

Melody

what a hoot! this great

[HippieSk8terPunk17]

Can wwe simply call it what they did. it was called "Went with the wind."

[fromthesidelines]

Carol's parody was titled "Went With the Wind", and it aired when Dinah Shore was her guest star on November 13, 1976.

[BlacqueDymond8]

And right in the middle of a wowar!!! Too funny! =D

[CarlyIsAGangster]

HAHAHAHAHA

The Sissy impersonation was HILARIOUS

[petrapetruta]

very funny!:)))))

[OneNobodyAND100000]

This is absolutely amazing! :D

[Janybody17]

Does anyone know the exact year this was shown?

[rosieloomoon]

I think it first aired @ 1976. The skit was inspired by the first network airing of GWTW, and the very mild controversy if the censors would allow "damn" to be said. Also by the fact that CBS stretched out the movie to air over 3 days, so this is the condensed version, which I prefer.

[treblemaker21]

my money's gone.

Gone? Where?

It went with the wind!!

hehehe!!!

[pe60rc1]

I'll never forget this tv show!!! Indeed I was so young but I do still remember some part of it !!! In the 60's Carol Burnett Show & Lucy show was the best TV show eintertaiment to the whole family...just unforgetable...

[juliasg87]

is this the novel??

[CrispinFlora]

Holy fetlock! I stand unequivocally amused. Ever so hilarious is Carol Burnett---It's just too bad--they don't have sit coms like this anymore with so many channels, the major networks won't take chances with new creative ideas.

[SunnyDoll38]

Makes Me Laugh Every Time =D

[Saweet2Watch]

I've seen Carol Burnett coming downstairs in the curtains, but I have never seen the whole clip before. This is hilarious! Thanks for posting.

[hj351]

she said if I have to lie steat or cheal. LOL!!!

[xHakunaMatatax03]

this is true comedy at it's best...... people of today need to take notes

[kncool1985]

Bahahaha! Thank you for posting this! I actually grew up on this show, even though I'm only 24. My parents raised me on Andy Griffith and I Love Lucy. (My father being of that generation). :) I absolutly love Carol Burnett...this is classic comedy that not a lot of people of today can compete with. You don't have to drop F bombs to be funny. Thanks again!

[iloveffvii]

ROFL.

[PitoNfan91]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehe

[PitoNfan91]

Parody???? xD

[doilycouture]

i LOVEEE this!!!!!

ahahahahahahaaha

rhett is absolutely perfectttt lol

and when he's just standing there and he catches the vase when she threw it lmaooooooooooooo

[TheBanababii]

i luv sissy in the real gone with the wind, but i luv her even more in this =)

[pammyinlp]

When I saw this on TV for the first time I just about fell off my chair when Carol Burnett steps out in the curtain dress. Bob Mackie is the one who thought of that.

This has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[mytubejm]

Hilarious!

[greg5566]

I don't know how to answer that question. Could you give me some options? Is this:

a) a parody

b) actually Gone with the Wind

Am I missing any? I'll get back to you.

[carstu08]

CLASSIC

[IQT44]

is it just me or does she say "sh*t" at 3:48?

[eyesonChrist1]

nope, she says "shoot" it's just drawn out weird :)

[AdamMichaelMercer]

nah she said oh shoot

[superhetoric]

"Ooooh, Billy Joe, my goodness. I thought you jumped off the Tallahatchie bridge."

HAHA.

[Silvia1826]

0:20 She says, "If I have to lie, steat, cheal, and murder..." Instead of "If I have to lie, cheat, steal, and murder." XD

I f