Fear 101

[thehobbit1116]

I was on the fear Wikipedia page yesterday...

[drrocketman94]

i miss the old apartment :(

New coach!!

[Prytex11]

Matt needs to ne on the show more often

[krazyone1010]

y did he look back in the bloopers?!?!?!?

[spockdarthvcheese]

Was that star wars in vhs?

[ssbrwl]

Thanks for making this video, Craig. It's cheering me up on a crumby day.

[ajharloop]

press 6 for epic stare

[MrIaMina]

press 4 repeatedly, so funny

[borntomage]

OMG NO TOP COMMENT?!

WHEEZY WAITER (;

ding

[limey18319]

he opened a umbrella inside. its ulucky. trust me. i opened a umbrella then that night the riots started... then i opened another one then i got into a huge fight with some jewish people. doont.

[nightsfire]

@limey18319 The fallacy "Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc." Look it up.

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@limey18319 I Once opened an umbrella inside and then walked outside where it was raining and I stayed dry. Talk about lucky!

[limey18319]

@CodedRhythmTalk but whne i opened my umbrella inside thaat day in the night the riots i croydon started..

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@limey18319 Well I had a cigarette at 5am walking through Victoria Park. Then that night, the riots in Hackney started... Cigarettes are unlucky... Or maybe Bethnal Green is unlucky.

[MariazzZebra]

She stole my wink idea :(

[MarianAlaways]

There's nothing to fear except fear itself... and heights. A classic Vlogbrothers miss-quote that is so true. *steps away from the edge (of the doorstep) with fear and trembling*

[TheKilik101]

dude spiders rock!

[reblreed]

Ima afraid of crazy people....

[musicalswordmaster]

i'm only afraid of spiders... and anything related to spiders.

[MariazzZebra]

stop at 0:12 ....this is just priceless xD

[InfiniteBox]

I feel like you should have better locks on your door to stop the tax man.

[wereallmadhere9]

I loved the bird poop part!

[sillycheese102]

.......where's the alligator pit?

[SarahHeartzUnicorns]

Umm... You look really sexy when you do the thriller dance at 1:31

Oh God that's one creepy sentence... 0.o

[2coolforu187ftw]

@0honey0U God's fake. Religion is an excuse for people who fear death. Man up.

[MariazzZebra]

FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[xXdarktwilightgirlXx]

I watched the ending at least 5 times and it made me laugh hysterically every time.

[irjmTDR]

Oh my gosh, the part @1:28... Sooooooooo funny. :D

[jilliegirl1000]

The ending was the funniest part hahahahaha.

[actuallydave]

for god's sake.

[0honey0U]

Dear Wheezywaiter,

Can you please refrain from using God's name in vain, thank you. I love Him very much and it offends me everytime you say 'Oh God!' when you have hinted at your unbelief in His existence

Respectfully,

Beardlover

[PaddyBoy987]

@0honey0U Just so you know, hebrew scholars have said that "using the Lord's name in vain" is claiming to do something in the name of the lord when you aren't.

That said, it is disrespectful.

[AliceCullen180]

I miss this apartment....:(

[berryberry789]

I fear nothing! when i do nothing wrong! who ever pushes me around will find me very strong. I fear nothing when i am in the Right! whoever pushes me around will find me full of fright!

[lovePaNiCaTtHeDiScO8]

awesoooooooome!!!

[izzyqueens]

my mom just sushed me after a busted out laughing at the 'a little fear is healthy' bit, so she could watch sister wives...*exasparated sigh* really mom? pimp love over wheezy?

[gradsssara]

i fear nothing

except the evil monkee in my closet

*turns toward closet, monkee jumps out and points at me*

[KINDspotting]

its a bassoonist! :D

[TWNT99]

funiest pll are clones not any clones craig's clones

[onegooddork]

that looked like fun!!

[erwtenzuiger]

A lot of people I know are afraid that if they stand on a subway platform their brain will accidentally tell them to step forward... I know a lot of weird people...

[papersmith3345]

YES! There's someone else out there that plays the bassoon!

[AJCWWW]

I was in those tornados and i wasn't scared!!!!!! Y U SOOO CRAZZY

[bsceplover4life]

Why does he always advertise Mel Gibson films?

[Juicestiener]

thumbs up for Craig's unafraid Thriller dance

[cocy3000]

Nex time, do an emotinoal rollercoaster, not a real imitation of a fake imitation of a real one, who its not real... LIAR!

[LauraThe3xplora]

YES busta move, Craig :D

[HeartComedyDoll]

hey craig...thriller dance...was epic :)

[imnotemoish]

lol, like if you pressed 6 over and over again.

[BeeHermione]

I liked for the Oxford comma fear.

[r0cking0ut420]

Also 0:16

[r0cking0ut420]

0:14 lol

[ElectroAde]

Wanna know my fear?

Wheezy's videos getting over 100 thumbs downs D: the horror THE HORROR!?

[silverhalls]

1:30 over and over and over again

[Nintenrock]

One of the best wheezywaiter video.



[funwithgoats01]

1:10 I died of laughter :DDDD

[endxofxtime]

you opened an umbrella inside? :o badd luucckk, badd luucckk. Now the eagle will NEVER leave you alone and the clones will retaliate..(:

[ColourBall14]

Ok, heres what to do, find the song exile vilify on a new tab, then start this vidio at the same time as exile vilify, watch weezy with no sound and leave the song play, result: AMAZING

[KelseyBeePink]

The winking girl is so pretty! :)

[InTheEyesOfTheMoon]

You should have had Sexy Clone do the Thriller dance.

[ArchoniusXXVII]

The only things we have to fear are spiders, snakes, werewolves, sharks, dying alone, zombies, clowns, heights, big dogs, robots with human brains, Johnson's wife and fear itself. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt (Robot Chicken)

[MrHashawa]

hey i just requested to be ur friend on face book i am joel janky smith

[MyPokemonAreCool]

VILEDA!!! :) i have that mop ;) x

[TheMFY]

1:04 - 1:16 < lol what the fuck

[THEJ3RM101]

@WakyM *Craig Benzine

[WakyM]

@THEJ3RM101 DAMN! I always mix Greg Benson, and Craig up... they sound the same...

[LadyxLavender]

April 15th is my birthday! ^-^

...and also the day abe lincoln died

...and the titanic sunk

...=(

[Nintenrock]

@LadyxLavender The Titanic sunk on April 12th.

[shisumi1]

@LadyxLavender lots of bad things happened on that day. just kidding.

[ChocolateBearChick]

@LadyxLavender My birthday is April 16 xD

[vanillaweirdo]

@LadyxLavender My birthday's on July 4th. Birth of country and some President that I can't remember. Death of John Adams and Thomas Jefferson.

[shellyyy2000]

you are sooooo awesome

[regularguy5mb]

I fear nothing!!

Except snakes... and spiders... and monsters in the dark... and homicidal maniacs... and baby Hitler... and unicorns... and, and... no, I think that's it.

Oh, and bamboo... and ellipsis...

I'm too afraid to continue this comment.

[MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH]

@regularguy5mb

So you don't like me just because your scared of me?

(I'm a homicidal maniac) :D

[regularguy5mb]

@MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH Who said I didn't like you? We're cool as long as those homicidal tendencies don't get turned my way. Then, we may have a problem.

;-p

[jalexxbarakarth]

@MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH I like you

r username. :)

[MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH]

@jalexxbarakarth

:D Yaaaaay



[birdyblair]

@regularguy5mb are u a nerdfighter............you know i hate unicorns dftba

[regularguy5mb]

@birdyblair DFTBA and Best Wishes!

[birdyblair]

@regularguy5mb DFTBA!!!

[KINDspotting]

@regularguy5mb DFTBA?

[regularguy5mb]

@KINDspotting DFTBA!

[KINDspotting]

@regularguy5mb :D You too! BRB gotta go walk my puppy-sized elephant!

[BisforBrilliance1]

0:58 on repeat

[WriterInsomniac]

Still owning the VHS Braveheart FTW!

[MrZomgCookies]

Why did he look behind him at the end?

[enburst]

hey...i LIKE monsters, rejection, and oxford commas

[purpleheadedfriend]

i'd love him to approach me in a restaurant

[TrickGon]

Mat: i work for the IRS

Craig: NOO!!

Mat: I'm the janitor

LMAO!! xD

[kittiecatification]

your vids never fail

[krazier15]

this video is

0:41

[1fY0uC4n9e4d7hi5]

imagine the intro without any special effects or sounds...

[itsonlykatya]

you should have a quoting clone

[JosephKayeTV]

Vileda roller costers are the best.

[s14grl]

1:31 ♥

[SickODaniel]

WHAT DID U SEE OR HEARD AT THE END???? OMG IS KILLING ME!

[xaioFTW]

@SickODaniel somebody was knocking on the door, lol. you have to turn up your volume or get near your speaker to hear it.

[SickODaniel]

@xaioFTW TY!!! .3

[AndreVsAlucard]

Best part 2:05 - 2:20 Craig could so star in a horror movie.

[IndependentBlackSoul]

Do you really have to say greeting's beard lovers? Anyone who's watched one of your videos loves beards

[greendayrockdude]

BASSOON WINK FTW

[moronicsocks]

someone please make a gif of when he does thriller. <3

[Pythiumradics]

i like the wink girl :P

[Ceylaxp]

Craig. Your babies. I want them.

Granted, babies are redundant with cloning technology, but making them is so much more fun.

[elphie444]

Psssh I love the oxford comma.

[theeflea3]

Whoa. He turned into sexy clone for a brief moment while dancing to Thriller.

[formenso682]

I love Matt :)

[dansnoice]

I want to see the outtakes of the thriller dance.

There were outtakes, don't lie to yourself Craig.

[GuitarGirllll]

I love 3:42 - 3:50

favorite part

I burst out laughing

[leaguesummoner]

0:59 just so you guys can listen to that again XD

[DJdrue]

Hey wheezy... I hate rollercoasters too :(

[MissLidd]

I used to be scared of the Thriller video too! :P

[darkieschmuckie]

VENTURE BROS SEASON 3 <3

[FeZ710]

So that's where Micheal Jackson took the kids. Craig's house is Neverland!!!

[TheBackwardFour]

I love Oxford commas. That is all.

[buttercupisevil]

@TheBackwardFour Same.

[cat7megan]

Maybe you should have stayed afriad? You got some good wiggle goin on :) x

[xVioletEyesx]

I'm scared of clowns, spiders, and rollercoasters :(

[halloway54]

there should be a suckish dancing clone

[streetyang99]

I'm fear hairy chins and lower cheeks and upper front necks. (O.o)

[XxFullmunxX]

*GASP* He opened an umbrella indoors!!! D:

[GumiYummi]

Matt??? Pshhh disapointment.

[KuroTsubasaKun]

Favorites the vid just for the thriller dancing xD

[BassTKD826]

At 2:10, I said, "It's the IRS!!!" and had no idea that I was actually partially right.

[Stepdom11]

she probaly stole that wink from the clarient guy

[crocodilescry]

F.alse

E.vidence

A.ssumed

R.eal 

[sugacherri]

best. intro. EVER.

[GryffindorIChooseYou]

Oh hey fellow bassoonist!

[Stohz]

Hell yeah your coming to Lawrence, KS!! I live in Lawrence, I'll be at the show.  You'll love the Granada its a pretty big venue.

[singerbassoonist]

GO BASSOONS!



[heyummrandommuch]

2 qoutes in ONE VIDEO!? ***overboard...

[taylorLYrice]

can we have a Craig Benzine book o' quotes?

[sandv1ch]

@taylorLYrice i would definitely buy one of those

[heyummrandommuch]

@taylorLYrice Makin'

 it. DON"T STEAL M Y IDEAS. Garsh.

[JustBecausePr]

best opening ever!

[yeah3ur6jealous7]

bassoons are stupid.

[singerbassoonist]

@yeah3ur6jealous7 I BEG TO DIFFER!

[yeah3ur6jealous7]

@singerbassoonist double reeds are super lame.

[PostLibrary]

You make my life bearable.

[sofiamedia]

fear= primal instinct... fear of the dark, fear of loud noises, fear of things that move to quickly... don't move so much in your videos, it is a bit scary especially when you are doing Michael Jackson ;-)

[bayonetwork42]

I loved the Evil Dead references.

[phillyhippie]

thank god for YouTube and wheezywaiter, they make breakups easy

[phillyhippie]

thank god for YouTube and wheezywaiter, they make breakups easy

[TBluvsFOB]

I'm sitting here..watching your videos and someone asks me "wtf are you doing. You're smiling like you just killed someone." So thanks wheezy, apparently you makes me smile like a psycho.

[Miranda7799]

I wonder what your neighbors think your doing...

[LoverOfMusic120]

@Miranda7799 hopefully they know hes doing these videos or... they think he is a psycho. :)

[gratefultobehere]

and oxford commas -- AAAHH LMAO

[TheVirtualHurricane]

There is nothing to fear except fear, clowns, spiders, girls, old people, children, aliens, zombies, plants, iphones, mcdonalds ,fruit, books, school, loling, the internet, craig, youtube, paper, sex, happiness, commitment, yelling, dogs, mean people, vlogs, hitler, charlie sheen, tables, ducks, babies, music, and fear.

[LoverOfMusic120]

@TheVirtualHurricane Don't forget death, sea monsters, and public speaking! :)

[isortaforgot]

I just sh*irt* myself on the roller coaster in the intro. It felt real man!

[itswhindyinseattle]

who films you?

[UnEulogized]

OH HO HO, IT'S APRIL 19TH. I hope you're not in debtor's prison! D:

[Lyssamonster]

haha oh my god first time ive laughed like this in a long time

[deckerlink]

yay i am going to be at the Lawrence show!

[CCpathlesSS]

Love says beat it to fear, so we wont have to live the evil thriller ( ;

Namaste

[NerdyKitty324]

Your dancing made me cry

It was just so, beautiful. 0:

[chicagoo17]

Thumbs up if WheezyWaiter's new video brought you here

[Supermushiman]

DPC SHOULD PLAY IN NJ

[disagreeandyoudie]

wheres ty the regular guy? his freaking awesome

[disagreeandyoudie]

lol math cam

[greatauntprune]

Awww I wanted it to be Ty the Regular Guy

[bigdpimp1]

@greatauntprune ty is dead

[jeroenHxCvids]

the intro is awsomeness



[cheseeh]

whar war wo wheezy waiteur

[Stargirl9999]

weezy!!!!! you were in an oliveolgy commercial as an armpit :) hahahaha

[iheartmetal777]

the guy looks like you on the car commercial

[Tamsin96]

pink Baseball

[lpsoldier2938]

P.S. whatever happened to the average guy?