Borat's Guide To Britain (Hunting)

[cekinxxx]

you are retard,just like a mongoloid? hahaha

[Deadlyjew1]

I think they should bring back fox hunting, they dont do anything good they just scavenge of people and i recently had 5 which was all of my chickens killed, so i brought a .177 air rifle and killed the bastard so thats that.

[ToviaPicoru]

Forget the cricket.

[gavquinn]

What's the opening tune??

[vexnsiolence]

You kill bears!

Yes, often

LMFAO

[cronaldopwns]

Every englishman must have a hobby, some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to kill a little animal with a shogun or rip them up with a wild dog.

[Babbanis]

0.45 You are ritard?? like mongoloid? ...Borat get's away with everything

[HOaliyartMO]

Unlike most British comedy, this is actually funny! He manages to tell a joke without having to cross dress or act like a stuck up prick the entire time. British people probably don't get this. "It's just not bloody sophisticated enough. Where is the blatant homoeroticism? The women's panties? These are UK comedian's biggest weapons."

[EbsNhexz]

@HOaliyartMO Are you testing me satan?!

[HOaliyartMO]

@EbsNhexz No, I didn't even say your dumbass name. I am now calling you a faggot, faggot. You UK pussies are such little bitches, so easy to rile you up. Guess that's what happens when you are ruled by a Queen and the biggest thing you've done in the last decade is have a wedding for 2 cousins that you call royalty. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but you live in Britain so your life is already a pile of miserable shit. Enjoy the shitty weather dumb fuck!

[EbsNhexz]

@HOaliyartMO Lol, a reference to a Mitchell and Webb sketch gets you very angry doesn't it? When I go to America I always meet decent people, you must be one of them random pricks that has no friends. Its a shame that you cant even be happy in the worlds only superpower.Cheers mate, take care you'll pull through one day.

[HOaliyartMO]

@EbsNhexz A reference to what? I paused the video at 0:00. Also, I don't live in America. How fucking stupid are you goddamn people? Who said I'm angry? Do you get angry when you press keys down to make words? You shouldn't, I don't. Most people I don't think do. Is that the gay British way of saying "u mad bro?" I'm not your mate, I've never fucked you to produce offspring, nor will I ever, so I'm unsure as to why you'd assume that. Must be the stupidity and ignorance the UK is known for.

[EbsNhexz]

@HOaliyartMO Mitchell and Webb(another Brit comedy for you to hate). I assumed your nationality like I retard, I will confess that. I was basically pointing out that there was nothing about my original reply which justified your insults. `Mate` is used informally to mean associate,comrade, friend etc. in many English speaking countries. I'm glad you don't plan on fucking me. And it isn't the best idea to be overtly homophobic then accuse someone of ignorance...I like your shoes!

[gillri]

@HOaliyartMO we are little bitches, but america are little bitches also

oh dear looks like two people can play that game

[HOaliyartMO]

@gillri Looks like 2 can't, since I'm not from America. I'd say good try but it wasn't. It was a "NO YOU ARE" comeback, and you even failed at that. 3 year olds can get that right and you couldn't.......stupid dumb bitches. Also, my comment wasn't even too you so congrats on being a failure of a stupid troll.

[Landmarqueboy]

@HOaliyartMO I love it how you got just about everything right about the UK. Ruled by a Queen might be a bit of a stretch though. We have a Queen, that's about it. (No sarcasm intended if that's how it seemed. A lot of people are really ignorant scum here.)

[HOaliyartMO]

@Landmarqueboy Ok you're right, I'll concede that. She's too feeble and decrepit to actually "rule" anything. It's like saying the president is actually in charge of the US when he's just there to be on TV and sign his name to whatever his handlers tell him to sign.

[Landmarqueboy]

@HOaliyartMO I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not there, and frankly I'm too tired to care. But if you are she really doesn't rule us. She has almost no power at all, it's all done by the PM and MP's.

[HOaliyartMO]

@Landmarqueboy The irony of you using the word ignorant in your previous statement is astonishing.....

[Landmarqueboy]

@HOaliyartMO I think I'm missing something here. Why exactly is that? So far everything I've said is entirely correct and all you seem to be giving me are half arsed answers that don't seem to mean much except to mock my supposed ignorance. It doesn't work all that well however when I haven't a clue what the hell you're on about.

[HOaliyartMO]

@Landmarqueboy "when I haven't a clue what the hell you're on about." Thus the whole "giving me are half arsed answers that don't seem to mean much except to mock my supposed ignorance" thing. See, I can use what you say to help you understand what you're asking with what you say, proving that it was never necessary to even type it at all! Some thing about "a lot of people are really....." then I forget but it was 100% right! Too bad you couldn't tell if I was being sarcastic or not at first.

[Landmarqueboy]

@HOaliyartMO Right, my first statement while not necessarily written very well was simply agreeing with yours. You then move on to compare the President with the Queen as though they both have equivalent roles when in fact they do not. After my simplifying of my own original statement you imply my ignorance at either the ruling of my own country or my inability to detect sarcasm at 3 in the morning, yet when questioned on this you reply with quotes of what I've already said to help ME...

[Landmarqueboy]

@Landmarqueboy ...understand what I posted. What it is that I want to understand is why this has turned into what in my mind is an argument over nothing from an agreement with you and a slight correction over the "Ruling" of Britain.

[Landmarqueboy]

@Landmarqueboy Also, on a side note to whoever uploaded the video, nice job and sorry about all of this.

[HOaliyartMO]

@Landmarqueboy Yes. Understand? No? Exactly.

[juzzi07]

you have big bollocks? can i touch them?

[beliy1987]

u are a retard?)

[XxhazzerxX360]

lol the women at 2:58 sounds like peggy Michelle from eastenders

[lukaz1986]

forget the cricket , nothing to do with hunting. *silence...... So why did you say this???? AHahahah!

[princeoz17]

Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the gym... LMAO!! HAHAA, classic.

[seamorgh21]

There is no more bear in Kazakhstan.

[pointer772001]

im a retired now "you are a retard?" lol

[maximum411]

hahaha it makes you feel big

[maximum411]

hahaha like a mongoloid

[melpa04]

lol! at 4:00 they say the like dogs but yet they shoot a dog, a fox is a type of dog lol

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

hahaha the floor is hot so they jump xD

[morvynr]

lol at the antis:L

[riseld4]

Fucking animal rights protesters!

[KidSchnuffle]

lool the lil old timer goin at him

[nancyl2]

Borat is really a nut. Causes pain hate and separation with our other fellow human beings. He is truly a sad man. Peace and Love To all. <3<3<3

[daFattylover]

I love to see Sacha having a go at the tree huggers. That was awesome.

[001MTR]

can i touch them ...hahahahhahhahahahhaaa

[Jallender22]

What is that song at the start?

[TeoK87gr]

you are retired?? like a mongol???

[vancouverdogdowncast]

" theres no more bears in kazakhstan" "thats because you killed them all...." LOL

[Ironzealot7531]

I love animals, they're delicious

[splitenzfreak1980]

"You have big bollocks?"

[Paulchac2]

The mongoloid bit brought me to tears hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahah

[wbiguitar]

then why do you kill animals? for fun.. XD

[iLikeDragon]

you are retard?

[MrLovesit2]

top video, this is how dull thick and inbred the scum are, "do you know your having the piss taken?", think about it, it should take long

[TheShamtube]

well....you cant realy take that jew seriously can you,,he realy is just taking the piss out of his stupid self ..dont you think..wait a momment..you dont think..dont answer that or you realy are thick ..loveit baby..

[TheShamtube]

yes ,,i dont realy see the point chaseing a fox on a horse with hounds,,too much like hard work,,,when i can just riddle there heads with brass and lead,,much more fun watching them heads explode,,great..

[MrLovesit2]

really loving this pricks spelling and grammer mistakes, everytime he signs on................, he still is "Mr Dullest Scumbag 09". well done shammy keep up the great work

[TheShamtube]

oh look at the big man!! is that the reply ,,,grammer and spelling..wat a fucking wanker,,mrloveit2 go back to molesting the young boys,,you dont belong in normal society and for the record could it be,,,mr s dullest scumbag 09...tosser..

[TheShamtube]

haha you replied you realy are the thickest prick on the plannet...this is the childish things this kid used to do on all the videos,,he is trull king arsehole of the decade,,remember folks,,keep your kids away from him,,,perv

[MrLovesit2]

fucking fantastic, but what exactly is a "plannet"?

[TheShamtube]

its the make of the dildo that you love to ram up yer arse,,wen you are giving it large to some poor lad,s arse.haha..looser you just replied again..you have no control over the power of the sham...by the way how is the bi polar doing you still on the meds?

[TheShamtube]

oh dear,,,the perv can only reply on a spelling mistake,,hahaha,,epic fail dude..owned,,

[JensonsBeard]

"ehhh... for fun"

XD

I'm a meat-eater, but I'm still glad they banned fox-hunting. It was a pretty vile thing to mutilate them for no good reason.

[ZeroTheHero88]

Are foxes considered a pest in the UK?

[JensonsBeard]

Yes. As a disease-carrier this is sort of inevitable. They can also attack cats sometimes.

But that doesn't allow good reason for them to suffer the most horrendous death imaginable just to please some upper-class pricks.

[jaketaylor15]

the one ones out in the wild are okay its if they start comeing in to your yard and killing your rabbits or your pets then we have to set traps or shot them

[MrObliviousegg]

@JensonsBeard Yeah... but now there are foxes running about biting babies, then getting smacked to death with cricket bats.. LOL.

[blacklightsouth]

they have a problem with hunting wild roaming animals who lived out good lives in the wild, bu they are OK with shoving a bunch of pigs in a crowded pen or stuffing chickens in little nasty boxes 1,000s at a time for hotdogs and soup.

And vegans dont anything dead. They prefer to eat living things whike they're alive. If vegies had mouths to scream in agony of being eaten alive, i think vegans would change their minds about being carnivores immediately.

[londonrocks]

vegies don't have a central nervous system therefor they can't feel.

[AwesomeChipmunkSongs]

"I love the animals"

"Then why do you shoot them?"

"For fun"

ROFL

I love animals, they taste nice

[smadi420]

man white ppl have nothing better to protest so they protest about some bird... there are ppl dying everywhere folks go protest about that

[Ultima770]

protest people dying? Why not actually do something instead of protesting?

[1cme1]

indeed, protesting is for people who want to bitch and moan but not come up with a real solution. they just whine untill someone else takes care of it to shut them up... they're fucking children.

[innocentbutcher41]

They protest about other stuff too bhai.

[GWaxTV]

excelent.....i love the way he takes the piss out of pussys that hunt

[neilybob04515]

For fun! pmsl

[londonrocks]

"i think people who hunt the fox are the scum of the earth!" love that. that lady's still rockin' it. :D

[mwscoofield]

you are retard :))

like a mongoloid

[ForceSmart]

I love to shoot and eat animals, so I love animals too PETA.

[ryan2993]

why do you shoot them?? aaaaa for fun hahaahahahhahhah

[Rock74]

Dancing dog and cat ha ha ha

[SeigeCJ]

2:47 XD XD XD LMAO

[srpskisica]

and you arreee.. do.. where.. wi.. why do you not have a horse?

[GSIR1989]

''Some like to make the gym''

[ChetCampbell72]

I think it's illegal now.

[DanialWali]

Like a mongoloid, LOL!

[darkilustrisimus]

2:48 best part

[locopocococo]

every englishman must have a hobey.. hahaha

[oharecvr]

borat is a legend!

[ljk8013]

lol he is real borat buddy look closely

[johnnycondom973]

fox hunting FTW

[Senariusa]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA, the funniest video of borat, especially those two episodes, when he sais that they kill anymals for fun in the middle of anti-animal hunting meeting and the second when he sais that there are no more bears. HAHa this is hillariousssssss!!!!!

[BIgWhiteItalianNYC]

''bullocks''

[logindeprueba]

a lo shaun de zombies party suguro que es el mismo país

[inderneil]

English shit and blood and vomit and piss is in any difference then another humans or a primate bloody fools grow ,ignorant & Mongoloid idiots only the body has grown into a adult body but wirse then a puberty issue

[lyall92]

Actually a do know a english person amd he is a poofter

[warriorprince1010]

How did you meet this poofter?

[manyobbo456]

In europe fox hontiing is allowed only for hunting for food and not sport. That does not mean you can hunt for food and sport at the same tiem

[bunnykilla1]

Thats the biggest pile of bullshit iv ever heard

You dont no what your saying

[Sportfreund]

"We love animals too!"

"So why you shoot them?"

"For fun!"

Priceless! =D

[lyall92]

FUCK THE english SCUM BUNCH OF JAKIE POOF'S

[captainspudnick]

listen dick head  do you actually know any english in person??

[captainspudnick]

er  correct me if i'm wrong.. isn't fox hunting illegal

[ekeebatang]

Yes, but everyone does it anyway.

[londonrocks]

yeah cause they're stupid and ignorant and are cold-hearted uncompassionate scum who think it's good blood for sport on innocent animals who are unprovenkendly murdered.

[Roflfilms13]

Your wall of text about why not to kill and consume unintellgient animals irks me.

[londonrocks]

and why?

[smadi420]

we have to kill animals to eat them.......

[londonrocks]

no we don't! we can survive perfectly fine without killing them! so no your wrong

[smadi420]

animals are here so we can eat them...

[londonrocks]

no they're not, they're here to live like us, they're here to be under their own kind like us.

we're living in some freedom and peace, why can't the animals...?

[Emrah321]

because the animals don't pay taxes and I do

[londonrocks]

so what dogs don't pay taxes...

is that a reason to kill them...? obviously not my friend.

[1cme1]

in a world where nothing is killed... everything is killed.

[londonrocks]

sadly yes.

[1cme1]

so do you not see why it is that mankind has war? that we eat other creatures? these things are not evil, they must happen for the preservation of the world, to keep us from overpopulating to the point of extinction.

[londonrocks]

what you mean "do you not see why it is that mankind has war?"

extinction...?we're never going to be extinct from "overpopulation"..which i think is bollocks this whole "overpopulation" thing..there's always an alternative to killing...

[1cme1]

it has already become extremely hard for a man to die, and our population is far beyond massive, and the more it grows the more resources we consume.

war helps keep our population down substantially and stops us from using all of our resources.

im not saying that anyone deserves to die, im saying its natural selection, and without it we couldnt survive.

[londonrocks]

there's always a non-violent solution! we're just too stupid to figure it out...and no smeg war. "war helps keep population down" only a nutta says something like that...

[1cme1]

or perhaps too stupid to understand why death is a part of life?

[londonrocks]

of course death is, but that doesn't mean we have to create death! death comes at the end of your life when your old!

[1cme1]

yes but now we have cures for diseases that would normally cause death, and people can live for a very long time. so naturally, nature has to have some way of ending human lives quicker, so we are given the instinct to kill eachother for having conflicting beleifs. everything balances out.

[londonrocks]

yes...we have cures for diseases preventing death.

diliberatly killing each other isn't naturall. it's pathetic. if it is naturall then it should stop...but hey...most humans are too stupid to stop...like i said, there's always a non-violent solution to lifes struggles.

[1cme1]

as long as there is mankind there will be war. you could make world peace, but it would never last, there is always someone who thinks they should be in control of everything.

[londonrocks]

i hate to say this...i'm afraid your pretty on that. as i said, there will be always the stupid people. earth will always have it's napoleons, mussolinis, hitlers, stalins, bin ladens, husseins etc.

[mrpiematty]

how can u say war keeps mour resources down surely when going to war resorces increase in order to win lmao fool

[1cme1]

maybe if you could spell i would be able to know what it is you are saying.

[mrpiematty]

fine ha how can you say war keeps more resources down surely when going to war resources increase in order to win lol

[1cme1]

i dont think i ever said going to war keeps recources down... population sure, but not recources.

[K0K4NE]

this was filmed before the ban

[Cornerback8420]

the hug in the end is the best haha

[Goldfishsoldier02]

Awesome, I want to go fox hunting some day. Its way more fun than stalking or ambushing.

[hellmanstenhouse]

in responce to poshpotts comment, hunting is a national tradition and has been for hundreds of years, also without killing animals humanity would not have survived and been able to advance, it is impossible to deny this

[hellmanstenhouse]

in responce to poshpott's comment i think he is completly wrong, hunting is a national tradition and used to be a neccecity for life. killing animals enabled humanity to survive, and it is impossible to deny it

[londonrocks]

it's a tradtion we should be forgetting since human beings can survive perfectly well without resultin 2 unprovoked murder of innocent animals. history has shown us we can survive without killin sure our ancestors in caveman times hunted & killed animals, it was kill or starve same as any other animal living in the wild, kill or starve. we humans were a wild species but we've evolved from wildspecies 2 civilized species..well..still r evolving..bottom line is we don't need 2 kill animals anymore

[mbucd]

haha,he gets the old guy to say yes I am a retard!

[LAKOTZ]

Have a look at the "England? Hahaha!" video in my favorite videos! It´s f*cking funny!

[ultran33b]

yeh england is fuk all like that. u come to england u get mugged in an instant lol

[adamersi]

Shut up you ridiculous asshole.

[ultran33b]

calm down its supposed to be a joke...stupid fucking yank

[adamersi]

I'm not a yank.

Mate that was a stupid comment, I'm sorry I didn't see the funny side.

[ultran33b]

woah sorry there big mistake, well you said "asshole" not "arsehole" which is the american way of saying it anyway i was talking about croydon

[davidjames789]

haha funny but the uk is nothing like that

[poshpott]

borat is very funny however we cant hunt in england it is illegal and hunting is mean and horrible killing any thing is wrong and if u kill animals u should go to hell

[min694]

vegetarian are we?

[londonrocks]

oh yeah! never been prouder to support & protect the innocent animals who are killed unprovokedly by human oppressors! :D

[goddessintraining]

what about stepping on an ant by accident? is that hell-worthy?

and maybe we are INDIRECTLY killing them by not hunting them- there are too many foxes now and they are dying of starvation!

[londonrocks]

stepping on ants by accident, isn't hell-worthy since IT'S AN ACCIDENT and accidents happen everyday and i don't believe in hell, if there were a hell it's earth.

i personally only kill mosquitos since they wanna suck my blood, i wouldn't even harm a fly or a small spider or even an ant! :)

foxes aren't starving. killing is uncivilized and barbaric and it's the easiest solution to sink to.

[Goldfishsoldier02]

Or we could let the animals strip the countryside bear and let themselves starve to death, but that would the "natural" way way wouldn't it.

[londonrocks]

foxes aren't starving and IF they were doesn't mean we can kill them.

[videogamenostalgia]

but there aren't any bears in England, so what would they strip?

[londonrocks]

they should go to jail for their unprovoked murderous crimes of innocent animals.

[JamesWorldStudios]

the guy at 3:45 is a jerk, but the one at 2:35 was hilarious. "Why you shoot animals?" BORAT: "For fun"

[Guitarist4eva]

lol, "im retired"..... BORAT: "your retarded?"

[00BrownSa]

never stop hunting!

[sarahROXXureSOXXX]

ure a dope

[springncatkin4eva]

the girl at 2:35 is a twat

[PiratesIsPimpsToo]

LMFAO! im english and i dont find it offencive i think its hilarious.

people shouldnt take things so personally.

:P

[gh0st333]

does he really say "i'm a retard" or what does he mean?

[r0manumeral]

No he says "i'm retired". The old guy is past working.

[JohnPylkkanen01]

baaaahahahaha

[ResistanceAirsoft]

"Thats iiivooool!"

go kick a haggysack, treehuggin´ dyke?

[monkeypuncher247]

"The floor is a bit hot"

[Aleesus]

you are e big fat!

[Vassild]

yes you have big ballacks? can i touch them?

[Shnibly]

"YOU R RETARD" HAHAHHAHA!!!

[PrettyMuchBryce]

Why do you kill them then?

For fun. haha brilliant

[Codename067]

borat "We love animals too"

"then why do you shoot them"

borat: *very small pause* "for fun"

hahahaha! man borat pwns!