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  • ouch!!!!

  • top heavy susks

  • man the come down after something like that would have to be damn awful... Would it? Even after heavy drinking sessions i've been in bad headspaces a day or two after. What would it be like thawing out after a trip like that? Anyone know?

  • jajaja thats a hilarious,  rolf jajajaja

  • damn, gravity is heavy!

  • help, ive fallen and i cant get up!

  • God daym its not even noon!

  • thats one of those days ya just dont want ever

  • lmao thats fucking great

  • xP Jeezues....poor guy...an invisible force is pushing him down

  • holyyy fukkkkk !!! now THATS a TRIPPPP ! XD

  • the government and our society in general dont understand if this guy had smoked some weed instead he would of happily walked into the store bought a bag of chips and a slurpee and went home and chilled watched some tv/music instead he was on alcohol and probs a mix of something else like K and this video wouldnt even be on the net

    FUCKING LEGALIZE IT

  • He probably took some K

  • looks fake

  • Thisis not fake

    it's a new drug that completly fucks up your balence

  • DAMN!!! He took 5 min to get up and he still didn't get up! Damn drunk!

  • This is so fake

  • To quote Daniel Tosh "It looks like he's being attacked by a ghost".

  • LMAO

  • ketamine

  • @JAVIER7864 nah man then he'd be out of his body and unable to walk. im sure its robitussin, ive done it many times and acted the same way this guy did (except at home) lol

  • Don't be mr porter lmao

  • the troll would say: ITS FAKE AND GAY !

  • "Ahhhhmmm an 'stronomer. I just got off work after a hard night looking at the stars and was looking for a brewski." Old guy: "That's okay, buddy, I'll just point you to the door there." "It's always a bitch to keep on my feet when the earth be turning and shit." Old guy: "Yeah, I know...there you go..." *Crash* "Alms for the poor?" Young guy: "Oh hell, he's okay." *Walks away* Bwahaha!

  • so fake!

  • sad

  • I've been drunk too many times to know better, fake'age.

  • Тhis is too retarded to be fake lol :D

  • This dude isn't drunk. He practicing some new dance moves. He is very athletic. I want to party with him.

  • Actor wanna-be. If he shortened it up it would've looked better.

  • i see we have a few MD's in the house... diagnosing cerebral palsey from video alone... lmao...

    fucker is drunk... its obviously security footage, so therefore someone who worked there must have posted it, therefore would have been able to smell the booze on the guy... thanks, good day...

  • Its called KETAMINE kids

  • @ushy1234567890: could be ketamine or its probably xanax. i know when you take too much xanax you can barely walk

  • lol how did he even get inside

  • This guy isn't drunk, yes he's got poor coordination, but he's reflexing fast. You usually see these kinds of movements in someone with Cerebral Palsey, he might have mild CP and is trying to get famous on youtube, other than some kind of physical illness, he could have taken some kind of paralitic med, but the quick jerks suggest otherwise

  • That doesn't look like any cerebral palsy I've seen.

  • lean back!

  • invisible ghost beasts the hell out of a drunken hippy with down syndrome

  • hhahahah whatever, real or fake this is so funny

  • So the guy is drunk and the clerks are just pushing him towards the door? Fake!

  • he looks like he is getting his ass kicked by a ghost

  • this was on tosh.0 lol.............he looks like hes getting his ass kicked by a ghost lol

  • Good actor but not drunk... nice try though

  • imagine this video whit benny hill music

  • with*

  • definitely ket

    fuckin funniest thing ive ever seen

  • yes he isnt drunk he is def trippin!!!

  • quite possibly the funniest thing i've seen in my life

  • ensima keria seguir tomando el hijo de puta .... jajajajaj no podia ni levantarse y el final muy bueno jsiajsiajsija

  • Yeh, he's definitely on some kind of dissociative drug.

  • He wasn't drunk at all, he just had a south pole magnet the back of his neck and a north pole magnet in the back of his shoes.

  • big trip,. not booze! probably seeing crazy stuff.

  • Yea, but both ..

  • setas alucinogenas como minimo jajaja

  • sería alguna gasolinera frente a un after...ay que joerse xD

  • lol

  • dude ain't drunk, he's on GHB or K...for sure... he just wanted to top it off with a 12 pack.

    5 Stars...

  • stupid ass

  • And that^ is why I don't drink or do drugs. I don't like anything that makes me not feel in control of my body.

  • Ha! Ketamine definitely sounds about right....

  • OMG thats sad! How much did he have?!

  • Wow!!  :S

  • LMFAO this guy isnt drunk he is on ketamine get it right its real get over its very classic material 5/5 stars !!!

  • Couldn't help but crack up laughing at 2:40-50.

    If you watch closely, he has trouble 'finding' the ground.. lmao

  • its not fake ive been that drunk before

  • lamentable....

  • Your face is lamentable!

  • "Merry Go Round" song would have been perfect back drop for this shite!

  • Give the guy a beer for his effort....shit!

  • if he was that drunk and fell down he would stay down and just sleep

  • ether

  • AGGHHH he was so close. I feel sorry he didn't get the beer after all the effort. Poor drunk bastard.

    Real or Fake this is still awesome to watch.

  • omfg

  • if he acts, the way he is trying to get out of the door and slips backward will hurt a lot?

  • Youve obviously never been that drunk before. Real bitch.

  • fake as a 3 dollar bill - all an act

  • yep. what a dumbass.

  • guy is a actor

  • this man appears to be on ether

  • agreed.

  • the world is spinning so faaaast

  • he looks like he's having a seizure standing up or something.

  • Anyone whos actually really been wasted knows this isn't fake.

    I've seen people wasted to this extent before, personally. I can't say so myself, but I MAY have been there once.

    Honestly, I can't remember. At all.

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  • said it before, ill say it again, its fake idiots.

  • You have no source. So you can't say its fake.

  • this guy actually looks like he has a disability rather than been drunk, most drunks would've moved on to their hands and knees after a few minutes

  • and pot is illegal...

  • Looks like a turtle on his back who can't get up...

    Serious case of the DTs!

  • Looks fake

  • malditas drogas ..jajajajaja

    y para fregarla pedo ...

  • "Help I've fallen and can't get up" LMFAO and whatever happens he doesnt let go of the beer ROFLMFAO

  • soooooo fakeeeeeee...

  • Whoever he is, he must ashame to himself once he watch this video... LOL

  • this is an overdose on prescription drugs, maybe mixed with alcohol. definitely not just alcohol alone!

  • @csandersen

    yes this guy definitely on something els plus alcohol i have never seen people drunk like that, and ive seen some really fucked up people!

  • meh smoking weed is better

  • that guy needs an ambulance..his motor skills are nonexistent and he is lucky to wake up alive the next day...go to AA dude !and quit drinking!

  • lol at the end

  • omg thats not true.............. pleaseee unbelievable lol

  • hahaha. what a loser. its so cool to get drunk kids! u look really awsm! haha

  • Maybe hes not drunk, but high or something >.>

  • He took cp classes in high school.

  • he seems more demon possessed than drunk. but thats prolly cuz i just watched paranormal activity

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  • hell no not salvia when ur trippin off salvia u cant even think to get beers or food trust me only unless he got some weak salvia

  • LOL

  • i guess so nobody help that man

  • funny! this is a funny video!

  • lol 1:29 hes like a turtle who cant get back up lmao

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  • hahhaha at 1:29 he can't get up

  • Stay away he's a Zombie!!!

  • this is f'in hilarious! haven't laughed like that for a while. at first i didn't think the guy was for real, but the reaction of the other people are priceless. as he struggles to get up, he doesn't take his hand off the beer. haha...nice... hope the guy is ok.

  • this is fake idiots

  • How can you tell?

  • how the fuck will a grown man wake up 10:00am in the mourning just to do silly  yet immature fucking prank in the store!?!? he gotta be drunk you dumb mother fucker. this is a response to Dani's dumb ass.

  • he determined got to give it up !

  • Lol, so funny.

  • Force of gravity is to strong for thi guy.....

  • THats Called Brakedance!

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  • Complete Epic Fail!!! XD XD XD XD

  • dat dude iz drunk as crap

  • Lol look at the guy that saw him just minding his own business and then he was like WTF. I wouldn't be surprised either if that guy went back for even more after the video.

  • Imagine how long it took him to get there...

  • Lucky!

  • lmao. ha. dayum ha hes faded haha

  • Go man go!

  • ive done this a few times

  • please tell me he didnt drive.

  • Sumagad :DD

  • Sumagad :DD

  • he looks like a zombie

  • An epic battle of man vs gravity!

  • halarious hahahahahahaha that guy is retarded

  • does he even have a liver anymore

  • Muhahaha lmao !!

  • i laughed then i got sad..

  • hahahahahahaha he ever get out of the damn store? i would of left his ass on the floor n waited to see how long it takes him to get up hahahahahaah

  • drunk motherfucker.

  • he reminds me of a turtle that cant get up when he falls hahaha. lol

  • hmmmm..ummm are you sure this was just from DRINKIN?! omg! hahaha

  • this is so sad i wonder how his wife and kids are he prob left them all night for his beer if hes not married then hes just a fool for poisoning his body that way

  • I may not always drink beer but when I do I drink 100 of them......Stay thirsty my friends.

  • That guy will just NOT let go of that case of beer will he. Watch again, once in his hand.... it stays there!

  • its the "Alcoholic Survival Grip"

    only a few master its power

  • I once felt disdain for a fall-all-over drunk at an outdoor party once (cuz he was wrecking the vibe).

    I set him aside and put him upright.

    My friend (who didn't do anything) said she felt my disdain, and she rather felt empathy for the guy.

    That touched me.

    So now when I see this fellow...I see a person in need of help. It saddens me a bit. What's in his life for him to be in this stage of oblivion...and want more...?

  • Dude, I think that's me!!

    Alot of questions answered . Thanks!

  • poor guy i wonder if he drove there. and how he got home...

  • I have been this drunk once.....*Tequila will kill ya*

  • man! His world was on a serious slant! smh...i hope to goodness he was not driving!

  • hahaha this guy seems really drunk! XD

  • LMAO! that just made my day

  • Dude!! I think that's me!!

    Alot of questions answered.

  • thats me take this off or ill sue you

  • note to self....a condiment bowl cannot be used as a dignity saving device.

  • 3:25 why is the timer going so fast

  • That was smart to buy cans.

  • drunk hairy zombie man ftw!

  • daang...this dude is on some other shit...i dont think the drink got him like this...he is toooooooooooooooo messed up

  • this guy must hate his life

  • hey i think thats my buddy

  • acid.

  • Too bad nobody helped

  • is this real or fake cuz i dont really know ,

  • everyone thinks its fake but have you even seen somone who is like that? I have falling backwards into the tub and been unable to get out. The reason it takes so long is beacuse no one wants to deal with that

  • like getting your hand stuck in a pickle jar. you let go of the pickle, you get your hand out.

  • wow he looks like a zombie

  • Fail.

  • Well, he sure knew what brand of beer he wanted.

  • THE GAY IS COOL :)

  • he is not faking it, but he is seriously on some heavy heavy drugs. this was a sad video to watch.

  • SBABY hahahahahaha

  • even though it was fake it was also a little funny because he kept on falling xD

  • Really fake, and really bad acting.

  • This is fake. It wouldn't have taken that long for the cashiers to react, and if this was real, then where are the cops that they're supposed to call in this kind of situation?

    Anyone who's ever been in customer service knows that you DON'T approach the person under ANY circumstances. You call the cops the first chance you get. This is because if he came in a vehicle, it's even more reckless and dangerous to let him walk out without doing anything.

  • you're wrong. about both

  • Now you see, why they say DRUG FREE, and say NO.

  • Wow that guy has some serious problems.