Let's play Contra 3 using 1950's recording technology

[LuwiigiMaster]

I can see how Contra 3 is Slowbeef's favorite game.  All the moving projectiles, enemies, and explosions on screen, just to name a few, would brick the SNES' mediocre-in-speed processor, but somehow, Konami made it work. How did they do that?

[EdmacZ]

What's this? An intro that tried to make the user look badass but in turn makes them look pathetic?

SirRonLionheart is a badass and he didn't need fancy introductions. He does it with MANLINESS AND LOVING WOMEN. REMEMBER KID, JUST KILL.

[MrIgotabadfeeling]

"ROGUE TWO YOU'RE BREAKING UP!" XD XD

[Nodrog666]

"Coming to you live from Fallujah." LOL

[VerendumGames]

@Nodrog666 "WE'RE SPENDING CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH" -Billy Joel

[mightymole2]

hahaha nice ending

[gman144448]

I kiss my sister all the time. Ok that's even weird to type, but no I don't have a sister. 

[meso6000]

NEH-VAH-DAA NOT NEH-VAA-DAA

[meso6000]

@meso6000 Other way around.

[rickhh1]

So not only are they awful at the game, they're awful at the capture too.  Two strikes.

[RoyStorey]

ARE YOU READY TO LP WITH YOUR COCK OUT!?

[EdwardChrisvonMuir]

@RoyStorey Fuck yea!

[a1b2m13]

10-4 10-4 GOLD LEADER LET'S PLAY CONTRA 3 HDHDHDHDHDDDDRRRDDHDHDRRR OLD CHAP

[patrick888881]

Don't you know? 1812 was the V for Vendetta song! Its like Britans lone super hero!

[Ezo945]

Why the 1812 Overture? I don't think it has to do with the British...

[antisadism]

2:53 Omfg lol.

[GamingGuruAce]

Playing Contra on easy is liek kissing your sister xD Where exactly?

[steveharley0345]

2:48

Can you please go, Tyler?

[Steviedude12]

"I think there are landfills with this Let's Play in it in Nevada" XD

[FinalGamerJames]

This is one of my favourite episodes, just because thanks to the "wonderful" sound quality, I really do imagine I'm in the same kind of hell that the Contra soldiers are currently in. Except more psychological.

[SuperUltra64]

Ok, so now we know what the homing missiles do, but what about the spread gun? I have to know!

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

That was more like 1910s recording tech. At least in the 1950s people could understand just what the hell you're saying!

[sirfragalot92]

50 KILLSTREAK! BAD LPer!

"Bad LPer, ready for your mark."

*throws down a famous, infamous, or extremely difficult game, klaxons blare*

"Bad LPer incoming!!"

*Bad LPer comes out from nowhere and stars LPing the game, thus annoying everyone on the map to death*

[grendelee]

How is that guy playing if hes talking to his friend through a speaker....

[sonicfeet]

0:13

What an awkward-ass pose.

[CaptinTrips]

Video gets soo much better at around 4:30 mark..

[psycotigerman]

I guess they're using the old "Lets play while we take shop class"

[stydermmb]

Next week on the new episode of 'British or Robot?'!

[tailsdollfan13]

"This is a final fantasy song isnt it?"

"Yeah"

[GakupoSenpai]

The 1812 overture just makes me think V for vendetta...im British and i hate the British :D

[Goodguy33]

One of them must be Tyler. Goddamit Tyler you suck!

[dbannonaxus]

i would like you in the future to pronounce Nevada right.... that is all

[runeman00]

@dbannonaxus Dialect fail.

[RagingDemon1018]

Note: Its illegal to play Contra 3 on easy, gets you nowhere but the start of stage 1 and a Retsupurae

[HazelCarter287]

AMAZING BIBLE PROPHECIES ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA

uh... what?

[Teeg32]

@HazelCarter287 "Yea verily, and in a.d. MMX shalt ye Thinne Moorre wroth mightily at ye Britannianne Oil-Drillinge Menne"

-Revelation to St. Ringo 2:19

[charizardoreo]

wait did i just hear datai

[Lumpytoast]

ARE YOU READY TO LP WITH YOUR COCK OUT?

[pat4luigi13]

I am gonna sound like a real nerd. Yes that was a Final Fantasy song. From Final Fantasy X. Funny that he's using a Final Fantasy VII character as an avatar.

[FrenzySliver]

I WOULD watch the whole thing

but I don't think I could do it without you guys

It's to hard to face alone

[mrplow321]

At least they got an ElectricalBeast reference in there

[boothesquirrel]

Few things are more enraging than an intro on a shitty video

[Gazooki69]

The little-known 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not play Contra 3 on easy.

[facelessaphrodisiac]

@scheiSSkind77

I'm pretty sure the world would allow Hitler to gas you, especially England.

[90sHeroMAXD]

Contra 3: if you don't play on hard your a pussy.

[Bigbattle22]

@90sHeroMAXD What if someone has never played a Contra game before, Could he/she play it on Normal?

[90sHeroMAXD]

@Bigbattle22 go one ahead, its a joke (I still have yet to beat a Contra game on hard, almost did on 3 and Rebirth)

[UberRusty]

@scheiSSkind77 You are a specimen of the utmost intelligience. Now that you have seeb through Retsupurae's secret, we invite you to join the Nazi regime and help us engineer the perfect commentary. Oh, wait, we're not that at all. It's a British flag, fucktard.

[FabisPlaysGames]

Lol yeah at the end the V for Vendetta reference.

[FabisPlaysGames]

@scheiSSkind77 Oh my god you fucking idiot it feels like my brain will explode, jesus christ.

[kefkasakura]

@scheiSSkind77 facepalm.jpg

THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING GERMAN FLAG YOU JISDOFJSDIOUQD

[Jetblast01]

Gawd, they need to play Contra 3 on easy like the Irate faggot...

[Iainlid]

well you see dear youtube letthplay rwevewerth the intro thong ith acthuly from finafanthisy 10 or X if thu will it pways during the blithball cuthesne near the beggining

[BlockDuuuuude]

I died on the intro, nobody should even be using that song. And you guys were right, that song is from Final Fantasy X. The worst. Honestly, I didn't even watch this but I can assume this is horrid.

[fallingdurendal]

Why would you LP a game you can't even beat on easy? With two players no less. These guys should stick to Elmo's Number Journey.

[troysson81]

Ugh, man, That was the game I always had to play when I was younger cause I sucked at everything else. -_-

[ArchangelDrake]

Underground Let's Play?

What, like it was recorded from a grave?

During an Earthquake?

[Imperium56]

In response to the below comment:

Three names:

Zorlance

CruelestChris (Evil Tim)

domos900

All British. All pure awesome.

[FinalGamerJames]

This is one of my favourite Retsupuraes XD what is with the British LPers being so bad, is it like a coincidence or....

[Mikodite]

@FinalGamerJames They suck as hard as American LPers James baby!

[FinalGamerJames]

True dat!

[brich949]

They can still play the last level, but they cant fight the second form of the boss.

[xixDavid404xix]

"can you please turn down the sander" haha

[psycotigerman]

Hey isn't this slowbeef's fave game?

[p3ngu1n48]

he said this in the video

[cgooshaw]

1:40

"I love fucking Contra 3"

Hehe. I can't get that out of my head now

[ChrisBurr555555]

What does the LAZOR do?

[DoctorT144]

I don't think I've ever been so overjoyed to see a british flag.

[vaultcomplex]

I love how the 1812 Overture plays (when the Russians defeated the French) over a British flag. I assume there's some sort of "makes no sense" irony here?

[Badhabitsjay]

You assume there is irony, in the sense of the fact irony doesn't mean the kind of irony you're insinuating. Unless of course you consider that irony means to use a word for other than it's literal meaning, in which case your use of the word irony was in fact ironic... Anyway, I'd assume that it was unintentional, as the majority of youtubers wouldn't notice this ;)

[FabisPlaysGames]

@vaultcomplex Watch V for Vendetta and you will get it.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@vaultcomplex it played in v for vendetta. its like how everyone thinks that guy fawkes was a complete anarchist when in reality he was completely different.

[Siegerzkranz]

@vaultcomplex

in fact, in the latter part of this particular section, one can hear snatches of the Tsarist anthem, "Bozhe Tsarya Khranii"

[pimpinnevaslipin]

lmao. .

" FUCK IT. . I'M DONE "

[eXtremeLink859]

Damn, even the British people who play Call of Duty Modern Warfare are better than this! D: But then again, those guys are pretty good...

[ThemeMusicC]

Actually, at the 4:30 mark of the video the gentlemen doing commentary admit that they were just kidding, and do a real impressive speedrun of Contra 3 on Hard in the remaining five and a half minutes. The whole game, even.

[kingofcupcakes]

This just isn't right without SirRonLionHeart's insane commentary.

"TESTOSTERONE AT ITS FINEST!!!"

[p3ngu1n48]

how dare you show me no shame with that terrible intro

[ZineappleVids]

Let's Play on a Leapfrog microphone

[brainstewX]

I gotta be a prick for a minute,

the 1812 Overture (music at the end) has nothing to do with Britain. It was written by Tchaikovsky about the Russians successfully defending against Napoleon's forces in 1812.

...Prickishness over.

[redknight802]

Nobody should use a intro for lps.

[thevoiceofdog]

Never have I seen an intro for a video on youtube that made me want to watch anything on that person's channel.

[lisvender]

Seconded.

[goblin512]

At 00:50 - thanks for showing us Firefox is your Browser of choice, buddy. Quite professional if I do say so.

[ctcraam]

What is bad about a little window showing firefox? I use Chrome and Firefox tbh.

[goblin512]

I'm not saying I dislike Firefox, but I don't want to see it in the video.

[overkill78]

So that was your problem with this video? Not the fact that they picked Easy and sucked, not the fact that they sound like their mics are in the middle of a volcano, it's the Firefox window?

[goblin512]

Well that too, but I tried dealing with it. Wouldn't you just not show that shit? What the fuck.

[Roogle]

The ending was hilarious.

[KipAfiras]

I'm not upset at them for being on easy/lives or whatever, because the game is balls ass hard. The problem that I have is that they're LP'ing a game that they already said they can't beat. I mean, where did they intend to go with this?

[SuperRex104]

The loud and overblown intro to their video kinda speaks for itself...

[Inconspicuouszaku]

I was LOLing as soon as I read the video title.

[Bigbattle22]

That opening reminded me of that RavenRage vid you guys RPed.

[PankeymanProductions]

I hear the UK is trying to institute a law to ban people from LPing without a permit.

[EchosTheEnduring]

...you're kidding me, right

[Mast3rFr3aky]

God Save The Queen.

From that horrid video.

Okay, that was terrible, but it was more inventive than said LP.

[lookatmedriving]

How can you have no shame with an intro like that??

[Flokkerdude]

Jesus, on easy? Nintendocaprisun beat the first level without dying on the hardest option in the game.

[Error1355]

so cool dude when can i be as badass as nintendocaprisun?!

[SilverEnchantress]

SirRonLionHeart's Contra 3 LP is a million times better than this because he's really good at it and his commentary is fucking insane.

"SUPER MANLY JUMP ATTACK YEEAHH!

[xemhanort]

...

I don't think you understand how the RP community feels about SirRon...

[SilverEnchantress]

I'm assuming they don't like him?

[xemhanort]

Read the comment I replied to first, pl0x.

[Gigacorn]

Whoops, didn't see that was a reply. [nervous laugh here]

[xemhanort]

lol, it's fine. An honest mistake.

[Slickenrider]

Agreed.

Also, SirRon's vocal chords(or are they train tracks?) distract me from the fact that it takes him 200 parts to complete a simple game.

[notyoursavior78]

Sir Ron did a LP of this? I might check that out. I only seen the video Retsu did a spin on and I thought both parties were pretty funny. Hell Sir Ron got a shit load of subs because of that so that has to be worth something.

These guys here aren't very good and they are communicating through like 1990 truck intercom's. Funny how Retsupurae just left in the middle of the LP. Honestly there were a couple others they did that I thought they coulda aborted on.

[anonymous1101101]

I think that's the first time Retsupurae couldn't finish a video.

[SergeiEisenstein]

This actually isn't the first time they couldn't finish a video. They lasted about five seconds against a certain nonsense-filled Let's Player in "Let's Play This!"

[Jacob041593]

"Are they British or robots?"

Lordvincent26 is ready to Probotect and serve. Let's see who get's that joke.

[mecharick]

@Jacob041593 clearly, its because probotector was what contra was called in the PAL region,

[OneWithTheNight]

Hahahahaha Contra on Easy. Huuurrr.

[sagacious03]

What is with the British and Let's Plays?? No offense, but bad British LPers seem to come up often from what I've seen in the videos.

Still, yeah. You don't fucking play Contra on easy. You wanna play a hard game, you play it on fucking hard mode.

[EthVortexShield]

The Fat Fucks couldn't finish the video.

[dukedice]

lol in related videos sirRonlionheart did a contra lets plays "ALL RIGHT!!! IM SHOOTING THE ALIENS"

[Norrec87]

And he plays it on hard. With 3 lives. That automatically makes him twenty times better than this lord vincent twentywhateverthefuck pansy.

[zygadlo]

it is quite MANLY

[thesquaremonger]

The Fat fucks are in full force!

[FanOfGames12]

The audio is actually British war buddies fighting and commentating as they do so. Some guy just decided to add it to him play contra as some kind of sick joke.

[RAIKISHINN]

(p_o) that was truly a masterpiece!

[TheSteakJustice]

You've gone soft on us.

[ILIKECEREALX]

PSISTARSTOOOOOOOOOOOORM

[downwith4kids]

This sounds like one of those numbers station transmitions except with words (I think).

[Jarlaxle382]

That was a surprisingly poor choice of song at the end.

[WishIWasClever]

4:21

TELEPOR'

[CSM60]

Wow tinny much?

[Tonyant26]

1:50

Oh I dont judge you.

[liberatore316]

easy is like a used condom like wtf!

[Bladedlightning]

These guys must have been communicating through High School Police Walkie-Talkies.

[uppermanxx]

at least this is better then the video cam verison of this LP, but by how much?

[IHeartMySnes]

Contra 3 is like Touhou. You just don't play it on easy.

[Hamlin4th]

It sounds like they were playing out of a fucking helicopter.

[GOLDsonic105]

These guys are playing the game in Iraq with heavy fire!

[GermanFox88]

Well, that was a first.

[Ripper557]

Ugh, FF7, with FFX music is the intro and the rest is two people playing contra .. I feel foul just seeing the first minutes

[Giratina3]

You know what... im not bothered about it no more... but believe me.. it feels good to be british! :D. ~Giratina3~

[Shoyz]

Thanks for adding the ~Giratina3~ tag, just in case I didn't realize your username was Giratina3.

[PAMuffinMan]

Who said this?

Oh.

Oh it's Shoyz.

Goddammit Shoyz put a ~SHOYZ~ tag next time you inconsiderate dick.

[joewhittles]

Oh look more uptight, whiny british people in the comments section that I am extremely embarrased of.

[Pspimp]

Ah well, it was nice to see you guys put the flag from the greatest country in the world at the end of the video.

[n00f]

ElectricalBeast for prez.

[Giratina3]

Lolwut XD

[Shoyz]

I guess it's just a shame they were mocking it then, eh?

[Cajaquarius]

Let's hope you guys run the Earth better than you record sound for your LPs.

[duffeknol]

lmfao i love you guys so much you have no idea

[Giratina3]

the british accent is good :/ im british, whoever says british accents are bad can die in hell!...

I love my country so just lay off guys... really..

and for the love of god... someone fucked up... BIG DEAL... stop flaming him! DONT YOU THINK HES HAD ENOUGH?!

[supaflyjohnson]

HAHAHA YOU'RE BRITISH

[Giratina3]

So what if i am :/

[supaflyjohnson]

^-- BRITISH LOL

[ILIKECEREALX]

Your point?

[supaflyjohnson]

My point is Britain.

[TheAshtrayDentist]

Take out your H's and you'll be a true Brit.

[Snapsys]

I'll be honest, besides the sounds quality it wasn't a terrible let's play. The only complaints that were had were about sound quality, country of origin and the intro to the video. I love retsupurae to death but the video was cut short because they just couldn't get any jokes in.

[hbomberguy]

OH GOD! THEY'RE IMPROVING!

[Chavtheworld]

You are right. 100%

[MalusCalibur]

Much as I like the Retuspurae guys, I wish they wouldn't rip on people just because they're British.

[teath123]

I find it amusing.

Us British are around to be made fun of.

Well.. not really, but people like the 'Jolteon of Let's plays' are gems.

[carefreew0rld]

Right-O chum

[MoogledKupo]

accents are funny

[SvampSvampson]

the intro was 100 times more insulting than the actual video

[kingdmheartsking]

they are neither britis nor robots... they are british robots

[MetalVikingGreg]

It's just sad that you have an awesome intro like that and you get an LP with commentary from WWII. It's like that SMB3 LP with those delayed censors.

[WilliWowza]

Ello guv could I be so bold as to ask you to parse me the lazor?

[Rainiac666]

God, listening to these guys makes me ashamed to be British...

[0rionBTL]

Wow... I think we finally found the LP they couldn't sit through.

...Besides DeceasedCrab.

[amig90]

You see one Deceased Crab LP, you see them all.

[Nixon072]

sup bill hader?

nice channel

[seijuruhiko]

ARE YOU READY TO LP WITH UR COCK OUT! lol

[RedX0]

they are britsh robots from the future and suck at contra 3

[Kahran042]

Obviously, they're British robots. :-)

[BohepansTheThird]

After seeing the first time you guys nailed a Contra III LP, I was afraid of what I'd see here - I knew Slowbeef was a big fan of this game...so I knew it could only get ugly...oh dammit. Can I just "TELEPOR'!!" away from this video and its horrible voice quality? Please?