The fact that someone would hand Mark a gun in the middle of a gas station and tell him not to hit anything flammable is simply amazing. I wonder what the hell the designers were thinking? Didn't they know who would be playing this?
@DCF363 Oh wait, on-rail shooters? Oh yeah, I dismiss them as unneccessarily abundant. If anyone wanted to release something decent, get support by Namco to re-release Time Crisis 1, Project Titan, 2 and 3 in a bundle on the Wii with IR pointer support like Time Crisis 4, because I cannot play them anymore with the flat screen TVs I have. Otherwise, I couldn't give a stuff about them. I did like the RE ones though, even if they become increasingly hard and put me off in playing them.
I don't like the way the gun just flips around and not pointing at the target correctly. Check Red Steel! It's awesome what they did with the guns there and the wiimote controlling!
Mark, you completely misunderstand the point of this game. You have to shoot the guys wearing black masks, because they are hidiously ugly. You are doing your duty as a humanitarian by putting them out of their misery. Wasting bullets on normal civilians just means less ugly people get the peace that they deserve.
@BalladoftheWindfish how could anyone buy this game? i just fin black ops...thats a game you play start to finish in one siting...this piece of shit on the other hand is a pathetic excuse for a game....its the kind of rubbish i've come to expect on the wii
@pinotostado lol the full review would be three words "i am awesome!" either that or he says that he gets to burn people with monsters and cut them in half before he says thos three words! xD
who cares for civilians,everyone wants to kill them.its fun cause they will say ''uh uh please dont kill me.'' ''i will not kill u.oh fuck this shit!!!''BOOM! thats wat video games should be.
Please take your on again off again love for rail shooters and make a TERMINATOR 2 THE ARCADE GAME remake. Loved the arcade version and hated the home versions.
This game looks fun as well though. Big fan of the arcade style shooters like Lethal Enforcers.
@DCF363 I don't know. I think it's BETTER that the Wii DOESN'T have so many FPS games. It shows a sense of resistance to the Xbox 360/PC norm. I know what the Wii is for, but I think Call of Duty games, Goldeneye 007, the Conduit, Metroid Prime 3 Corruption and Red Steel are enough to be honest. Nintendo consoels never had as many FPS games as other consoles, so I would suggest not being too complacent about it. There were quite a few, and I thought they were enough too.
The game's premise is that you are an alien being trained to use human weapons in a human disguise to blend in with society until the invasion begins.
@Inecomcompany Please answer this: I would very much like to know what 3 songs you have in your intro, I find them very cool and want to get those tunes! Thank you for your videos! =)
I find this game very discriminating and racist towards Target people. Many of my closest friends are Targets, and you should not believe everything you hear about them.
Maybe if you also shot other things as well, like white people, and black people, and balloons, it would be less racist.
This game suck and a waste of 20 dollars.
AdamHinckley 2 weeks ago
In the first part you killed a bunch of civilians
awesomeness5926 1 month ago
Well how about that, I had no idea they were still making PlayStation 1 games as late as December 2010.
LondonOntGuy 1 month ago
@LondonOntGuy superficial
ZombieKatana 1 month ago
can u play online on the wii ..?
Ironjagg 1 month ago
The fact that someone would hand Mark a gun in the middle of a gas station and tell him not to hit anything flammable is simply amazing. I wonder what the hell the designers were thinking? Didn't they know who would be playing this?
xJoeEDangerouslyx 1 month ago
PACIFISTS UNITE!
purplegill10 1 month ago
this game sucks!!!
creedAssassin1000 2 months ago
A Classic Game Room that doesn't end with a game over or player death? That's pretty rare.
StarFoxAutobot 2 months ago
wow you have awsume acrucy your great shooter i just got my wii and its so bukin hard to aim andshoot with the remote and num chuck
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Helerray 3 months ago
the target house was next to a target hahahahahah funy
izzyimdr1010 3 months ago
holy shit was is this game supposed to be fun!too bad it sucks
superlegouniverse 3 months ago
I just realize I'm not subbed to CGR HD what the crap. He has the best Nintendo Wii reviews you think I would have Subbed a long time ago.
fireheartgames 4 months ago
There is a metallica Album called reload
NetterMann3 5 months ago
@Carlee402128 epic fail.
1.wrong game
2.wrong console
3.why get gun when you can get red dead redemption?
fucker...
MrDahlas 5 months ago
I subbed after the ministry reference...
EpikNinjuh22 5 months ago 12
Does it have Loaded on the online store?
viraticwars 5 months ago
Way to ruin another game, nintendo. Who the hell wants to shoot something that doesnt fight back? Or bleed? Fuck this game.
OrgasmicPancakes 6 months ago
@HazardousGam3R Graphics aren't what make a game. Although Nintendo could improve a hell of a lot..
Miinuxe 6 months ago
@Miinuxe ur right man
superlegouniverse 3 months ago
They also had their own family business!
Miinuxe 6 months ago
my brother is a ginger tosser and i can attest he has no soul.
barnessutcliffe 7 months ago
I'm sure the millions who got the wii don't care about what you have to say about it.
nooblet911 7 months ago
RELoad is an album from Metallica.
Thebaja442 7 months ago
@SimonaMunoz826 fuck off
Meganarb 7 months ago
crash test dummies!!!!! lol
wiisaluteyou 7 months ago
Oh look, you can just throw 3 shells into a shotgun and it'll be full. I didn't know that.
zanuha 7 months ago
When you started ranting about shooting the targets, I immediately thought of the store.
PainfulMemories853 8 months ago
Oooh Clay Shoot + Hogan's Alley's new installment!
DragONheart27X 8 months ago
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This game sucks
HeadFireBr 9 months ago
I LIKED HIS EMOTIONAL RANT ABOUT TARGETS
lamborgboy 9 months ago 36
@lamborgboy TARGETS HAVE SOULS, MAN. SOULS. EVEN GINGERS DON'T HAVE THOSE!
Cheeseisgood7789 8 months ago
he sound like hommer simpson...
modernwarfare318 10 months ago
NOT THE TARGETS!!! D:
RaycxellTorres 11 months ago
looks fucking animated
Robloxblacky 11 months ago
CRAP GAME
deathblowtb 11 months ago
LMFAO
nikobelic25000 1 year ago
LOL
Mrnasseonkel 1 year ago
PLEASE release this in the UK and not just for the North American gun heads.
Oh and put in a Wiimote calibration and 'turn off reticule' option before it gets to the UK. Cheers.
imperialpod 1 year ago
mark you speak the truth like ost of us hear the first thing youd trie to do if you were telopathic is try to get a free chease burger
scenscoff 1 year ago
mark is the funniest guy i have never met :)
TheCdeboy 1 year ago
RELOAD? THATS ONE OF THE MOST HATED THINGS FOR ME IN GAMES WHY WOULD THEY NAME IT RELOAD?
YWOOOX 1 year ago
looks like the soldier of fortune engine
13Ravin13 1 year ago
he sucks at this game. he's missing all the inocent civiliens.
i mean what are they there for if your not allowed to mow them down with a shotgun?
thecrazymike12 1 year ago
u should review Ghost Squad if u have it.
MrPlaystation95 1 year ago
Looks like ps1 graphics.. Maybe worse..
T2rx6 1 year ago
@T2rx6
You might be saying this now, but you never saw SOUL REAVER for the PS1! (Which, of course, is not a bad game at all)
EvilShadowD 1 year ago
@EvilShadowD Soul Reaver was a great game. :)
But that's my point.. This game has 3d graphics that are ps1 or worse..
T2rx6 1 year ago
funny as hell XD
gtabro1337 1 year ago
0:05 Watch for civil.. Watch for civilians. HAhaha
toolrocky 1 year ago
I want fucking SPACE GUN
schmoab 1 year ago
wtf is this bullsh!t
theqrokz 1 year ago
wait, if ur an alien, then y r u not allowed to shoot the civilians?
thevideogamenerd100 1 year ago
@DCF363 Yeah, if Sega could release House of the Dead 2 &3, plus a new one (Overkill), then surely Namco could follow suit.
Ketorulz 1 year ago
how are you going to break it to that targets children?! :(
monkeygrimmace3211 1 year ago
3-2-1 Roll 5
gbrendel 1 year ago
@DCF363 Oh wait, on-rail shooters? Oh yeah, I dismiss them as unneccessarily abundant. If anyone wanted to release something decent, get support by Namco to re-release Time Crisis 1, Project Titan, 2 and 3 in a bundle on the Wii with IR pointer support like Time Crisis 4, because I cannot play them anymore with the flat screen TVs I have. Otherwise, I couldn't give a stuff about them. I did like the RE ones though, even if they become increasingly hard and put me off in playing them.
Ketorulz 1 year ago
I would play Junk shooting if you run around a house full of people and shoot everything that doesn't move.
troy1002x 1 year ago
lol! "I succeeded unspectacularly "
0101assassin 1 year ago
3:12 wait, didn't i see that reload animation in soldier of fortune payback!?
RatchetClankFan1996 1 year ago
I like Ministry too.
BOOM8883 1 year ago
free cheese burger hahah
tomagotchii 1 year ago
NO! Not the targets!
TheWollenstubby8th 1 year ago
Fuck the civilians KILL ALL
RikkyMachado 1 year ago
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This game looks cheap,I play black ops
twitch7771 1 year ago
this game looks cheap , I play black ops
twitch7771 1 year ago
Watch for civilians! Watch for civil...watch for.. wat...STOP SHOTTING HOSTAGES!
XD XD XD XD
LORD CARNAGE STRIKES AGAIN!!
Luiscota1986 1 year ago
Is it just me, or does Mark sound like the guy from Inside Gorden Freemans Mind?
I mean, like the "free cheeseburger" thing, THAT sounded like something he would say!
FutureLper 1 year ago
soo bad greaphix
andreiuul1 1 year ago
@andreiuul1 so bad grammar
Boky505 1 year ago
Mark is awesome, i laughed so hard :D
Iglitchlife 1 year ago
built next to a target.
Comicdud 1 year ago
I don't like the way the gun just flips around and not pointing at the target correctly. Check Red Steel! It's awesome what they did with the guns there and the wiimote controlling!
Dukefazon 1 year ago
i`m an ALIEN!?
VonSeux 1 year ago
lol this kinda reminds me of police trainer for arcade.
kalninja 1 year ago
Hogan's alley Wii
RetroRampage 1 year ago
LOWEST SCORE WINS.
codyc67 1 year ago
Watch for civ...! Watch for...! Watch for civilians!
TheGameSquid 1 year ago
Mark, you completely misunderstand the point of this game. You have to shoot the guys wearing black masks, because they are hidiously ugly. You are doing your duty as a humanitarian by putting them out of their misery. Wasting bullets on normal civilians just means less ugly people get the peace that they deserve.
Bloodthr0e 1 year ago
wow they made an entire game out of the practice level in CoD fail
RelaxNplay64 1 year ago
actually being shot is a targets 9to5 job
yazzieAZ 1 year ago
larious. "it's like golf."
Phantomballs 1 year ago
Reload.
marcusnns 1 year ago
SO WATS THE SCORE?
nuzamaki90 1 year ago
How could you buy this game? I bet they contacted you to review the game.
BalladoftheWindfish 1 year ago
@BalladoftheWindfish how could anyone buy this game? i just fin black ops...thats a game you play start to finish in one siting...this piece of shit on the other hand is a pathetic excuse for a game....its the kind of rubbish i've come to expect on the wii
SupermarketsRevil 1 year ago
ROFL
leoviper 1 year ago
Every game needs to have a super crazy cheat/freedom mode where you can do whatever the engine allows.
LamentOfInnocence1 1 year ago
Remington Massacre Suicide North America is my favourite.
retread01 1 year ago
Looks like Police Trainer or whatever the Arcade game where you shot targets was..
sonicfan966 1 year ago
HILARIOUS!! FKIN FUNNY COMENTATOR XD!! Sub :D
lNoxtam 1 year ago
this game is a game to get you ready for black ops
Mrjoshua770 1 year ago
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crazywelshkid 1 year ago
A shooting gallery game? Man....Wii is booboo [unless it's one of Nintendo's franchise games]!!!
zillzultraboy 1 year ago
review god of war 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
minifig65 1 year ago
looooool
PDANY35 1 year ago
Mark is awesome. He should review himself!
pinotostado 1 year ago 257
@pinotostado Shut up idiot.
WCWite 1 year ago
@pinotostado Why don't you donate Mark, so he will be able to review mark
MrTURBOJOHN 1 year ago
@pinotostado I would very much like to see that.
PrinceOfGaming56 1 year ago
@pinotostado lol the full review would be three words "i am awesome!" either that or he says that he gets to burn people with monsters and cut them in half before he says thos three words! xD
dannymarkable 1 year ago
@pinotostado LOL
xboxtravis 1 year ago
@pinotostado 10/10 :3
RoadFoxProductions 1 year ago
Gotta love Classic Game Room.
DetectiveDeckard 1 year ago
Needs zombie targets.
MoltenPlastic 1 year ago
oh the poor target
aznjokeralwaysfunny 1 year ago
Why hasn't anyone mentioned that Mastiff published Gurumin and Gungrave: Overdose as well, two great games? :<
ryujijitei 1 year ago
you didn't PAY for this did you?!?!
42crazyguy 1 year ago
Mastiff also published Moon for the NDS. Awesome game.
XxcanyumxX 1 year ago
LOL how much pot you smoke for that little target rant
cartmanschili 1 year ago
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GAY
WORST GAME EVER
Utubesuxmycock 1 year ago
Actually, if you are an alien then you must be learning how to take over the Earth in an alien training camp.
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I just had a cool idea for a videogame.
Vacre7 1 year ago 109
@Vacre7
LOL
thetekkenknight 1 year ago
@Vacre7 to bad you just put it on the internet for the world to see
guitarjack1999 1 year ago
@Vacre7 RECHARGE
TheColdHotdog 10 months ago
i look at this game and say.....WTF
KennyRobinson74 1 year ago
what in the fuck
IIEMProductionsII 1 year ago
LOL
tighten11234 1 year ago
Mark always gets really emotional when he reviews these realistic war games.
His Army Of Two review is kind of depressing.
frickfrock999 1 year ago
"built next to a target" XD
evolover999 1 year ago
wow the graphics SUCK on this game
kingoftheshoops2 1 year ago
i dont want this for xmas
gormaz13 1 year ago 3
@gormaz13 wii can do so much better xD
jjalepeno55 1 year ago
who cares for civilians,everyone wants to kill them.its fun cause they will say ''uh uh please dont kill me.'' ''i will not kill u.oh fuck this shit!!!''BOOM! thats wat video games should be.
MrZzione 1 year ago
@MrZzione did you by any chance enjoy the airport level in modern warfare 2?
360RPGplayer 1 year ago
@360RPGplayer ya.i hope theres a game just to kill civilians.maybe mario should be a killer
MrZzione 1 year ago
they should do what HOTD did when you run out of ammo in the clip it insesently screams RELOAD! at you until you actually reload
tvwatcher21 1 year ago
Oh my god the WII iis for training kids to become terrorists! :D
Szczaqu 1 year ago 2
MARK, YOU'RE THE BEST!!!
LupusRexRgis 1 year ago
quickly join the Friends Against Racist Targeting (F.A.R.T) for a world were people wont kill targets
ARISAKAman1 1 year ago 4
WATCH FOR CIVILIANS
guitatblabla 1 year ago
The terrorists are not our enemy. THE DECEPTICONS ARE
METALIST1989 1 year ago
@METALIST1989 Youre comment made my day
TheTFlover 1 year ago
"I'm an alien?!?AWESOME" LOL! ALL AWESOME!
donniedarkoooooo 1 year ago
The Justin Beiber "target" outside my FYE freaked me out! That's what a target did to me!
WebVMan 1 year ago
A target house right next to Target xD
GiantMoth 1 year ago
Dear Wii,
Please take your on again off again love for rail shooters and make a TERMINATOR 2 THE ARCADE GAME remake. Loved the arcade version and hated the home versions.
This game looks fun as well though. Big fan of the arcade style shooters like Lethal Enforcers.
ShinmaRyuu 1 year ago
Hey you.
Yeah, you.
I've got something to say to you.
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WATCH FOR CIVILIANS
FLAW2K8 1 year ago 3
@DCF363 I don't know. I think it's BETTER that the Wii DOESN'T have so many FPS games. It shows a sense of resistance to the Xbox 360/PC norm. I know what the Wii is for, but I think Call of Duty games, Goldeneye 007, the Conduit, Metroid Prime 3 Corruption and Red Steel are enough to be honest. Nintendo consoels never had as many FPS games as other consoles, so I would suggest not being too complacent about it. There were quite a few, and I thought they were enough too.
Ketorulz 1 year ago
@Ketorulz Yeah, but rail shooters are a very different story, it's like Wii's made for it.
troy1002x 1 year ago
I think what society needs to consider is how many trees DIED for those targets! Poor trees! hehe!
Looks like fun in short bursts, but I think I would give it a miss for money conservation purposes.
Ketorulz 1 year ago
This review was hilarious! X'D
LeCadaverique 1 year ago
Are wii developers picking the worst names ever on perpuse?
MrRpgmakerkid 1 year ago
Alien!?
Gah crap the Xenomorphs are back again arent they? D;
ZombieGadget 1 year ago
Only Mark could make you feel bad for cardboard people.
SkinnyBlueKid 1 year ago
MARK I LOVE YOU!! :)
DzeboVolodija 1 year ago
Free Cheezeburger FTW!! :D
SteveBenway 1 year ago
4:28 Apparently you have acid for blood!
ForzaOzz 1 year ago
Yay cant believe you know ministry!
its the best band ever!
Endrew5632 1 year ago
Junk shooting? "See you in hell, dinner plate!"
fsmetal 1 year ago
Shoot as many explosive and flamable things as you possible can
fsmetal 1 year ago
this is the only review i've seen with the the narrator being enthusiastic lol
Ilikecookies009 1 year ago
The poor cardboard people! They should have at least had the option to die by a flamethrower.
Sakura17x 1 year ago
The game's premise is that you are an alien being trained to use human weapons in a human disguise to blend in with society until the invasion begins.
RELOAD 2: THE BEGINNING OF THE END
Windtrouser 1 year ago
This game looks like dogshit.
Jallandhara 1 year ago
Love his reviews xD
Put i still prefer Remmington Super Slam North America as my wii goty!
Dragonfury3000 1 year ago
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this game is for niggers
SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 1 year ago
@SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 that would be your momma
Booine7227 1 year ago
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tylord97 1 year ago
@SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 racist... no it's for idiots like you
tylord97 1 year ago
@SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 The game is titled reload not negro shooter ok. Your racial comment isn't appreciated
ryanc519 1 year ago
@ryanc519 Negro.
igrenade 1 year ago
@SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 How many people reckon that SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 should get the hell off Youtube?
Ketorulz 1 year ago
All of a sudden, every Burger King in the world became slammed with people ordering single cheeseburgers.
GeneralGiantPanda 1 year ago
Kick ass Ministry reference!
rvdsm 1 year ago
Uhh, I like how all the Wii reviews, are in 1080p.... :-|
AoDIronMask 1 year ago
Hogan's alley for the NES owns this game.
Nintendo Zapper FTW!
Dante655321 1 year ago
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@Inecomcompany Please answer this: I would very much like to know what 3 songs you have in your intro, I find them very cool and want to get those tunes! Thank you for your videos! =)
theodicer 1 year ago
lol i loved black for the ps2
cashdoggplayer 1 year ago
Uhh, I don't have a day job, sir..
tubernery 1 year ago
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wii is shit
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
I find this game very discriminating and racist towards Target people. Many of my closest friends are Targets, and you should not believe everything you hear about them.
Maybe if you also shot other things as well, like white people, and black people, and balloons, it would be less racist.
Fox news is going to be all over this one :/
MagicAccent 1 year ago 68
@MagicAccent
Shut up you worthless target and get back into the shooting range.
Ginteru 1 year ago
@MagicAccent I actually lived in Tagetania for several years.
TheSouthernGentleman 1 year ago