EPIC ROBBER/POLICE DOUBLE FAIL: World's lousiest bank robbery and arrest took place in China

[NavalCyborgDestroyer]

Guy: I think imma get some cashez :) :D

3:46 *Guy walks into bank*

*Sees randomfag beating window w/ axe

Guy: LOLNOPE! ;-((

[anikin1999]

maybe if i don't move they won't see me

[tean2269]

How many lumps you want?

[ZomBhunter987]

it's also halarius when the robber tries to get his foot back in the window at 3:35

[ZomBhunter987]

has anybody noticed the rober puting on his mask & banging on the window like a robot



[arnar440]

what was the woman who stayed inside the longest holding? at a moment it looked like a stungun og something, so why didn't she just stun him when he had the head inside the window?

[HAMDIEBLAZTED]

damn retard u aint got all dayy .......

[aburnz]

I was watching a semi-related video on Chinese people and how efficient/determined they were. I suppose this takes it to a new level. This bloke kept his cool and kept hacking away...

[6dj6]

5:19 epic awkward moment

[XxKiokoxX]

After a while I was thinking "FUCK Break that thing down!" lol. The stalemate with the guys foot in the window was hilarious

[xtrftw]

lol? Did the cop shoot him at the end? :o

[ImTwiqst]

why dont the people who work there not have like ak47s under the desk so they can pop up and say ... astalavista ..baby..qui8mnjhuyt5,vbg45iubg­iuye5bvcgut5vgb4!

[ravensburger89]

haha "aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh a man with a black mask in a bank, we're getting shot the fuck up...oh...a hatchet?!?! ok :)"

[mingfai24]

haha funny china guy

[crickyo]

hammer time

[AnimasSummonedPain]

God damnit my ears....

[bineivanit]

g give up man! go to a different bank where'd they have no glass lol

[suki78]

he ended up with a box of envelops and some paper clips

[suki78]

cops are outside watching this guy getting tired

[tioan93]

i feel like i watched a minecraft game, he just hammers that window like a minecraft character

[hendrahendra]

if it was in AmericaLand cops would have already came within seconds.

and yes, he is following the basic rules of life, when in doubt use a hammer.

[Ratzenberger]

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[roy4816]

Stupidity is infinite

[dinogirl03]

BAKA!

[chodaboy51500]

Anyone know where exactly it is that he lost the element of surprise?

[sometimesilovelife]

robber level : mc hammer

[Otechweb]

Me Chinese, me do trick, me broke glass with a stick.

[bumwholez]

dedication. he deserved to get away!

[Otechweb]

The moral of the story.... Determination; no matter how dumb, no matter how crazy, stick with your plan and goals. You might just get away with it!

[ChinkyEyeNovi24]

Fucking idiot

[maxracicot]

wtf the china as too stupid

[tamrissa]

lol at 3:45 someone walks in sees whats going on turns and walks out lol!

[CrippledCartwheel]

I bet you he's got a few nasty splinters in his ass...

[apuchee8]

there is art in simplicity, who needs guns?

[siegfriedsix]

KNOCK KNOCK, who's there ?

[tomjoesillyshow]

And this ladys and gentlemen shows EXACTLY why people turn to crime-theyre fucking idiots xD

[natesrepublic]

how many hits does it take to get to the center of bullet proof glass....the world may never know

robber:simple 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,...

[natesrepublic]

this video was made in China

[prokiaz123]

@TOWPASSIE95

[Mikuruification]

This is the same stuff the riot shield in Call of duty is made of.

[aa3009]

LOL the cops is even dumber

[WalLa1Lang]

9gag Armies are APPROACHING :D

but wait let me comment he escaped? the fuck?

[GEXtheGecko117]

I love the person who walks in and out casually at 3:47

[mojawa]

@GEXtheGecko117 "Hmm.. this ones getting robbed. I ll try the one around the corner"

[i0will0not]

Gone in 378 seconds .

[Eastengland]

He just knows how to break classes

other than that NOO !

[lezarallenaj]

The Glass is giving BIRTH!!!!

[lWhySoSerious]

LOL !!!

police: DONT MOVE !!!

Robber:Stops and " stares "

police: " Stares "

[NDNSights]

3:47 man comes in, ill come back later.

[Scumpz]

Seriously?

[lezarallenaj]

ASIANS

[Sims2Cr8zy]

Is it just me or if you were the girls, you would point and laugh:L

[yellowgreen00]

He is really bad at robbing banks because he is just taking his time. And what did he steal? It looked like a bag of chips!

[wildmanThinlow]

look at guy walk in a 3:46 and walks out like nothing happened

[wildmanThinlow]

like~and thats the secret exercise to lose weight. just do what he do for 20 minutes, it workes the intire arm muscles, just keep hammering. ull lose 10ibs i swear

[SUPERTHUNDERSTONER]

@Stambouou It was Lexan glass, so theres no way a hammer could bust through it easy

[timewatch12]

Man that's tough glass

[sunseeker928]

Made in China

[emilyfishie]

someone walked in and walked out of the place! while he was breaking in! haha

[CuurlyBro]

Typical Chinese toy not working how it should.

[johnnyjohnster831]

Total rage after he can't fit LOL

[johnnyjohnster831]

That chick is all, "im fucking outta here LOL." Thst dude is so determined to get in there LOL

[MisterrDoubleK]

This is toooooooooooooo funny :D

[tigerjonn]

I thought the funniest part was when he slowly starts to take his leg out, and the cops tries to grab his legs, LOL!!!

[SocialistSteveO]

The best part is at 3:46 someone walks in. Sees masked man hacking at the glass. Walks out.

[Lazyt07]

@SocialistSteveO yep :D

[mytom3539]

lol...chinese...:))

[drugsKillYou1]

Robber:ok good! i damaged a window! time for the next one to damage!

[bigdsd08]

what a nitwit

[SquareWorldCommunity]

What did he took ?? like paper ??

And why he didn't go from the back door where thouse famales went out ????

[RobLucci3]

@SquareWorldCommunity They locked the door. He obviously tried to open them.

[steprentice]

i love how composed and persistent he was with the hammering..

[ilynn359]

The anti-ninja...

[moshmania1]

by arm would ache after all that

[The214DTown]

I guess the Glass is bullet proof, but not stupid proof [insert lame joke sound here]

[yettii0077]

lol in America those cops would have just blasted him with pepper spray and tasers...and probably bullets...when he tried to get away..

[tomkingslayer]

what a king

[jmdharis]

MADE IN CHINA!

[jonanice]

omg everything about this is so unbelievably funny;

the way he tries to get through,

the fact he badly clambers through the tiny hole he makes,

the fact he actually think anything worth stealing will be found in unlocked desks draws,

how he stays frozen for so long when the cops show

& then how terrible the cops are in their arrest attempt that this awful robber gets to make a run for it!

WTF LOL

[cobramaaeen]

hammer made in china xD

[anthonydg894]

@cobramaaeen its not a hammer if you look at 1:57 its acually a axe hehe i thought it was a hammer at first until i saw it had a large and wide end

[rakxzo]

Ok where's the hidden camera?

[CHERRIExBOOBIES]

Lol He Just chills There With His Legg Sittin Out The Window.

[matt11163]

1023 years later bang bang bang

[livewire7128]

Wait, this isn't my workbench!

[gohstdog23]

That Chris angel ,my ass I'm getting thru this glass

[442drag]

did he get enough to pay for the bullet?

[KyleTehab]

Thats called commitment

[spokz45]

the bank teller shouldn't be panic like that, so stupid..

its just a stupid guy with a hammer, how if the guy came with a gun?

probably they faint on site..

[TheRandomGuyNextDoor]

Rofl 3:45 guy walks in then runs away! XD

[talaxian1]

almost seems like a joke

[ahriman46]

meanwhile in China :/

[GEOaviaUNIVERCITY1]

wow he is asshole. stupidest robbery i have seen in my life :D:D:D

[DjLenRomano]

he hammers like a bitch lol your robbing a bank not hanging a picture

[BJ151]

@DjLenRomano maybe he took factors like his stamina, force per hit and density of the glass into account and was hitting at exactly the right pace:p

[TOWPASSIE95]

chinese minecraft

[ThermaLeone]

@TOWPASSIE95 Glass bedrock?

[Chrisgodoflard]

The Longest Bank robbery ever.

[badmotafuka]

The hammer fails. Again, again and again..

[Kocmoport]

Okay, it looks like a low budget version of Shining.With robber trying break through the glass using a hammer and with two women screaming.:)

[calvin888]

.....if the girls stayed a bit longer they could beat the crap out of him wen he got his head thru XD

[deathempire70]

"What the f*ck is wrong with the glass? Aint they made in China?"

Moral of story: Not everything is made in China.

[exahtahtor]

He walks in the bank and puts a mask on,he must've planned that

[PopGracewood]

HAHAHAHAHAHH

[Huzzawful]

lol why the fuck did he try to go back through the hole, he should have booked it through the back door with the money

[realworldtalking]

dude just give up

[DumbNJKids]

he spent like 2 minutes tryna break the glass xD

[kldudley45]

It's all in the response time!

[ElendilRoM]

4 minutes and 20 seconds ... they could have made some paperwork or call the insurance-company because of the broken glass

[louieyashili]

The low-paid police don't even be bother to chase

[lxgiwylgta]

poor guy thought he was in minecraft LOL

[totenflos]

i bet the Chinese company where the glass belonged used the video as a commercial after that...

[EAsportz1]

it would of have been funnier if the two workers just set down and continued work like nothing was happening, lol

[sencheaca]

K is he dumb? does he know that doing it over and over again with the same amount of force won't do shit? WOW China! Wow.

[cutiepiewithashine]

At 3:50 ish there is a guy that walks in the building then walks out

[RodrigoBorgia]

He really managed to crawl through THAT small hole in the glass? AND the bullet could not harm him? He must be T-1000, the liquid Terminator, a nanomorph mimetic poly-alloy assassin, now frustrated, hungry and left allone in

the 20th century. Poor little T-1000. Take the cash and buy a ticket and convince Skynet to send you back again to the future, without badass shooting cops and annoying screaming clerks.

[BadManFifi]

is that even glass??

[gjhkgfhkgfh]

haha thumbs up if you saw the guy walk in at 3:46 and is all like fuck that shit and walks out haha

[helbertmeez1]

how does this guy fit through that tiny ass hole.

[Supernaught16]

@helbertmeez1 meth will make capable of doing anything if it involves getting more

[XInkisidoreGamerX]

My car has that glass XD, it cost to me 300 euros, about 350 dollars.

[bellyboy128]

when he was going back out, why didnt he use the door? O.o

[bellyboy128]

WHAT KIND OF GLASS IS THAT!?!?!!?!?

[Stambouou]

Was the hammer made of plastic??? o_O

Awsome vid!! xD

[twixx754]

@Stambouou no, it was not of plastic, that is bulletproof glas. even for a bullet its hard to get tru it.

[MySasis]

xaxaxaxaxaxa its very funny...

[martinayiteyisgod]

did he just take some crackers? you notice he was all cool about the WHILE thing?

[ZoeVirola]

the hatchet was made in china..

[MrPeltosa]

He needs some C4.



[sobo126]

8people is a friend of the robber...

[crazymageproductions]

this is what happens when overly addicted minecraft players try to grief in real life

[WeAreAllJuan]

OUCH 5:32

[donbarredora00]

If the women dont run away, she can hit him with a chair when he wants to enter.

[meetsouder]

hey man, i think someones knocking on the door...

[willoz2]

just get some printing done while we wait. 2:20

[frank5686]

he got away do?

[yichen100]

Where can i buy the glass it so hard ?? LOLS..

[LoyalHight]

He break the glass until 4:04

[CrapMoShTank]

What the hell is he doing...?



[rinconusmc]

is this what an axe zombie attack would look like?

[CameronMcDChilliwack]

3:45 - What's going on in here?

3:50 - Oh, wrong bank.

[ASSASSIN2142MiG2]

spoon killer

[J0v41]

a great bank robbery, hollywood should copy this for a movie.

[stinkystu1]

I think a few small explosive charges would have saved a lot of time.

[jimboinwrexham]

Most casual robbery ever!

[Brendonwjr]

WOW! Biggest robber win and cop fail EVER!

[adamalibutt]

he must be bloody desperate !

[Timi116]

this is well secured bank

[Heiryz]

WIN.

[wikedgohar]

LMAO!

He Came for the First Aid Kit Actually :P

[s5s5vip]

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[no0on666]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههههههههههههه

[q8tiy]

Lol what the hell

Stolen or death

Fury man

[tork1998]

شكله كان يشتغل عندنا بالسعودية يهد جدران هههههههههه

[2010Jury1411]

سسكران

[yazeed50]

هههههههه اغبى حرامي واغبى شرطه بس سلم لي على الحرمتين ام بلوزه مدري تنوره مرا على الثقه بالنفس وهدوء الاعصاب

[PeaceOut909Rules909]

Wow tht was the WORST robbery eva ... Super funy tho

[abo7sein]

ههههههههاي اغبى حرامي 

[ignunited]

He was using a wooden axe better off using diamond pick axe.

[TheMacball8]

the robber swings like a girl

[AbbasPaki17]

hahahah

[byx58]

the best part is when he hammers

[drytaffin]

He tryed to escape: Shoot him dead.

[MarkBenk]

The guy at 3.56 ... "WTF ???"

[MaddieAwaits]

dont think this is a fail for police as stated. took them 5 minutes to arrive, which isnt that bad in a huge city I think. (where were the bank guards though???). as for using their firearms to shoot the robber dead guess they arent allowed to do that as in majority of Worlds countries if the robber does not show threat to anyone and isnt armed.

[wuye20]

At the first attempt to climb into the window he failed, and a second digging, delayed the part time. People will notice, when police arrived at the scene last of his legs gone, if the loss of time before counted, he must be can successfully ran out of the room, change clothes, hidden in the crowd sees addicted. Answer complete ~ ~ ha ha ~ ~