a .45 hollow point doesn't have the energy to knock someone over. It would hurt, it would bleed, you could die, but as long as you were upwards of 100 lbs it's not going to knock you over by force alone
I realty enjoined this post. I thought the depth of character you gave in a 3 minutes was great! I must say I'm very interested to here the rest of the story.
My Dad had a dog named "Mr. President". He was the clumsiest dog ever to stumble the face of the earth. This, of course, was during the years Ford was in office.
It's kind of bizarre to watch John talk about the cruelty of desire in a very dirge-y voice and then watch him shout and rant about the Project for Awesome. The transition is just... odd.
No, John links it in another video explicitly saying if you didn't donate, then before you read you are obligated to post a thank you to the people who did. :)
I came to this video, at great expense to my schedule, to find some answers. I truly wish I hadn't, because of the fact that now I have one more thing that I want but will never own.
@sirdoctoroftardis12 You can download it for free off the internet. Just Google "Zombicorns." That is, if you don't mind reading off of an electronic device.
@sirdoctoroftardis12 lol. I also made the exception for John Green, and I'd say it was worth it. I am not a man, but I don't really care that it was your go-to expression of gratitude. I certainly won't go all giant squid of anger on you about it. ;)
@SemisonicNerdfighter I really want to read An Abundance of Katherines, which is by the way a very good candidate for adding "in your pants" to the title.
I liked it XD We're our own worst critics - I often think my stuff sucks and thus will never be published.
My friends then proceed to hit me with the notebook in which my story is written and promptly scold me for such heinous claims.
So, John, *hits you with Mac* (sorry, you appeared to have written it on your laptop...notebooks are softer X3) it's GOOD and you're silly for thinking otherwise.
@vekamaca I know your comment is 6 months old, but I must say something because i love zombies so much. A horse would be the best mode of transportation than any internal combustion driven vehicle. The height advantage is prodigious, and you still have to feed a motorcycle or car, albeit with gas and not food or water. besides grass and water would be everywhere. DFTBA!
Also I asked same questions when I read books or watch movies about zombies. There is no hope. Still there is always some people trying to survive at any cost. I decided If ever happens that Earth is overpowered by zombies I would commit suicide and die at my own terms and not be bitten or eaten by zombies.
If you like zombies, history, naked girls and muscle cars check out the book im writing entitled Red Century. you can also get the first chapter for free at redcenturystoreDOTcom
It sounds AMAZING. My own quibble is that it's Z'ed up, which makes people like me, who are Canadian go "Zedded up? Doesn't Zombified make more sense??"
I just finished reading it. Even though you keep saying how it isn't really well thought-through and written in a short time, I still think it is an awesome novella.
That guy's father sounds insanely similar to my grandpa. Expect, you know, I didn't shoot my grandpa. He died of lung cancer, which he concocted after years of smoking. JUST SAY NO! :)
I wasn't really paying attention to the title or anything so I was just listening to you talk about what I thought was your father then you said "It was a year ago today when I shot him in the chest with a hollow point caliber bullet" Then I'm like "HUH?!?! Ohhhh he's reading from a book...I'm stupid"
I love hearing you read this and comparing it to the actual final version. It's amazing to see the transformations you make, what you edit out and edit in to make your writing better. As an aspiring writer I hope to one day have half the amazing self-editing skills that you have.
oh by the way shotguns can't fire .45 cal bullets or bullets of any kind they fire shells filled with "slugs" or various kinds of pellets....i know, you dont care and you said it's filled with incosistancies but the fact that gun technology has been around since the mid 1100's and people are still incredibley unknowledgeable about it kind of bothers me. DFTBA
and yes John is awesome, but from your comment I am judging you to be a fellow nerdfighter. Therefore you are made of awesome yourself. Appreciate that fact =) DFTBA
I loved the novella. I downloaded it, and read it with my friends in my fanfiction/writing club, which I am head of. Why because I love, fiction and i'm a fan of stuff. I'm also an amatuer writer. And yes I know.. I'm going to name my cats: Mr. President and the other Rhett. (Rhett Butler that is...)
I just finished reading it, John. And I must say that I loved it! It wasn't bad at all (although the twist at the end made me cry.) I am definitely going to buy more works from you. :)
Brilliant book, if he thinks this is bad then I can't wait to get 'Looking for Alaska' or one of his other books. If that was bad then his brilliant books will blow my mind.
@LeahMichelleRoars Is it really obvious? Because based on the shadows the light isnt coming from the center or the ceiling, leading to the conclusion that its natural light. Dumb person being an ass.
@FangsUpCobraFans No? It was an easy mistake, why would I not think it was about the book when the entire video is about a book. Plus, I apologized, why still argue with me.
@LeahMichelleRoars Because you apologized the same way I "apologized" for hitting my brother when I was five. When you say something like "Fine, I apologize" its sounds a lot more aggressive than "Lol sorry whoops". As in youre not really sorry. And thats not even the point. You called my question dumb and acted like an arogant pompous fool for it. No question is foolish, but you are. Even if you were mistaken (which happens, i get it) you shouldn't act like a troll.
@FangsUpCobraFans I wasn't saying "Fine" in an aggressive sense, more like agreeing. In my head it was a dumb question but only for the way I mistook it, I understand what you meant now and I apologized for I did act like an ass about it but I did apologize and I do mean it. I'm sorry you mistook it but there's really no more reason to argue anymore.
I read the Zombie Apocalypse Novella and, despite what you say, I believe that it is great. It may never finish the points that it was trying to make, but that just means that it, like Mia, doesn't know exactly where it's headed. And for some reason that doens't bother me.
The book is up on the effyeahnerdfighters tumblr as a downloadable .pdf and .doc for those who donated but have yet to receive their copies or for those who didn't/couldn't donate but still would like to read it. If you can donate, I highly encourage you to :)
If Nerdfighters can get Looking For Alaska published in other countries, we could certainly get John Green to publish this. Or at least post it. C'mon, sir. For me. My name is Stinky Burger. Is that not enough?
I can't tel you how much I want you to publish the Zombie Novel this year! You've got to be one of the greatest writers of the 21st century! PUBLISH! PUBLISH! PUBLISH!
Or, atleast post it in a blog somewhere and link us.
YOU DO NOT KNOW how much I FREAKING LOVE zombie apocalypse novels, Green. YOU DON'T KNOW. I don't care if that's the only good page. Z books are so much FUN! And I love your terminology! Getting 'Z'ed up' (like a normal person!!!) and 'completing him.' I bought a kindle and I'm filling it with zombie books... And I'm adding this to my list.
@IDontUsePicks So an awesome Nerdfighter on twitter forwarded me the email with the novella. I can do the same for you, if you like. Just message me your email and I'll forward it to you.
:l I missed project for awesome and didn't get to enter, which made me sad, but now that a read that comment it makes me even more sad because I could have gotten at least a electronic copy. ._. Could an electronic copy be at least sol on dftba website? That would be nice..
@LeahMichelleRoars right now you can get it by donating to the harry potter alliance see the live feed if its still going when you see the link on the tempary vid
i just finished Will Grayson Will Grayson today and first off, i thought it was a great book and now i'm starting Paper Towns. i think it's kind of funny because i read this book in your voice( i also read all the chapters that uses caps in WGWG in your voice. i dont know. something told me you wrote those chapters instead of David Levithan) ^_^
i was reading something on 6 monopolies that secretly control the world and one of them was corn :) i happened to be reading this when i found this video and stopped reading for a second :)
I don't particularly care if it's amazing, (which I'm sure it is), but in my opinion, all books having anything to do with zombies are awesome. So please, PLEASE let Nerdfighters read your Zombie Novella.
You need to put that somewhere on the interwebz! I don't care if it's $20 I'll pay for it. Even that small excerpt you read sounded amazing! Please put it somewhere so that I may read it.
I cannot believe I missed the raffle for this. I guess it wouldn't have mattered in the first place. A week before the raffle my Mother got put in the the ICU, and being the poor person I am, got wiped out after all the bills.
Have you ever considered reading sections of your books to Nerdfighters in order to raise interest? Not sure the legal views on that one, but here's your free idea for the day.
When is the sequel going to be sent to those of us who bought it during the P4a?
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@thecanadianDJ I would also like to know that.
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Anyone else hear that his father was obsessed with porn at first, not corn?
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Wow. I've never seen a Vlogbrothers video with such shitty comments. I'm disappointed in the nerdfighters on this one.
thenameofsanity 3 weeks ago
a .45 hollow point doesn't have the energy to knock someone over. It would hurt, it would bleed, you could die, but as long as you were upwards of 100 lbs it's not going to knock you over by force alone
Tcr810XP 1 month ago
@Tcr810XP perhaps not but i think if you were shot by anything and dying you wouldn't stay standing for too long :)
TheOneAndOnlySarahB 4 weeks ago
I realty enjoined this post. I thought the depth of character you gave in a 3 minutes was great! I must say I'm very interested to here the rest of the story.
nazranaknapp 1 month ago 2
In the beginning, i thought he was saying porn.
Mtierney21 1 month ago
MR. PRESIDENT AND I BOLTED OUT.
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to sum up... corn
manofthefog 2 months ago
it took me until 1:32 to realize he was reading a book and not telling us a true story... fail.
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My Dad had a dog named "Mr. President". He was the clumsiest dog ever to stumble the face of the earth. This, of course, was during the years Ford was in office.
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Call me a nerd of lifetime "intellectual curiosity". That was excellent. Give yourself credit.
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It's kind of bizarre to watch John talk about the cruelty of desire in a very dirge-y voice and then watch him shout and rant about the Project for Awesome. The transition is just... odd.
Plyrx08 3 months ago
I want to read this novella, and I would just download it, but would that be stealing since I didn't donate?
Royalemperorblue 3 months ago
@Royalemperorblue
No, John links it in another video explicitly saying if you didn't donate, then before you read you are obligated to post a thank you to the people who did. :)
SuperChalek 3 months ago
I came to this video, at great expense to my schedule, to find some answers. I truly wish I hadn't, because of the fact that now I have one more thing that I want but will never own.
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xUberfail 3 months ago
It's called zombiecorns and you can get it for free, It won't let me post hte link but goolge it.
xUberfail 3 months ago
I like how the subtitles just start paraphrasing about one minute in. (Though there was an error around 00:30 as well.)
LKBM 4 months ago
@HarryPotterRocks the book is really really good and yes the in your pants works very well. DFTBA my friend
lulo354 4 months ago
how can i read this it sounds intreging
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oh my gosh this is so good u have to publish it. it is a crime agants us if u dont.
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I have a feeling that people dislike these videos just for the sake of disliking them. Lame.
Actandsing93 5 months ago
I want this novella. Please, John, publish it.
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@sirdoctoroftardis12 You can download it for free off the internet. Just Google "Zombicorns." That is, if you don't mind reading off of an electronic device.
VolunteerNerdfighter 5 months ago
@VolunteerNerdfighter Thanks, man. I do prefer to read actual, physical books (and comics), but I can make an exception for John Green.
sirdoctoroftardis12 5 months ago
@VolunteerNerdfighter Wait, is it insensitive that my automatic expression of gratitude is "Thanks, MAN?"
I mean, statistically, someone viewing a Vlogbrothers video is most likely female. Unless its thumbnail is Giraffe Sex.
sirdoctoroftardis12 5 months ago
@sirdoctoroftardis12 lol. I also made the exception for John Green, and I'd say it was worth it. I am not a man, but I don't really care that it was your go-to expression of gratitude. I certainly won't go all giant squid of anger on you about it. ;)
VolunteerNerdfighter 5 months ago
i wanned this book
mpiikge 5 months ago
Man that was intriguing, and I don't normally partake in zombie crazes.
Datelesswonders 6 months ago
If that's bad I must read your "Real" books they must PWN... Epicly
SemisonicNerdfighter 6 months ago
@SemisonicNerdfighter Oh they do.
HarrryPotterRocks 5 months ago
@HarrryPotterRocks I know I bought Paper Towns I must read An Abundance of Kathrines next
SemisonicNerdfighter 5 months ago
@SemisonicNerdfighter I really want to read An Abundance of Katherines, which is by the way a very good candidate for adding "in your pants" to the title.
HarrryPotterRocks 5 months ago
@HarrryPotterRocks Haha, you sir are a fantastic nerdfighter.
SemisonicNerdfighter 5 months ago
@SemisonicNerdfighter Thank you, except that I am not a sir...
HarrryPotterRocks 5 months ago
i wish he would publish it =[
RealisticShelf 6 months ago
i love zombie apocalypse stories, if a zombie apocalypse does occur, i have several plans ready for whatever situation im in when it happens.
MrRydude17 6 months ago
i like this hand movements/gestures that randomly happen every now & then when he reads. idk, is that weird for me to like that? probably.
bbyjayy 6 months ago
that sounds like it would be the freaking greatest book ever written no joke
FootofaFerret 6 months ago
I liked it XD We're our own worst critics - I often think my stuff sucks and thus will never be published.
My friends then proceed to hit me with the notebook in which my story is written and promptly scold me for such heinous claims.
So, John, *hits you with Mac* (sorry, you appeared to have written it on your laptop...notebooks are softer X3) it's GOOD and you're silly for thinking otherwise.
Now I must quest for this fabled novella.
ReKrisB 7 months ago
how do you find it?!?!?
knifenewbie456 7 months ago
Worst person to be stuck during zommbie apocylipse is Rick Grimes from Walking Dead series because he will get you in trouble.
Who normal goes on horse in town full of zombies?WHO?
Best person to survive zombie apocylipse with is Tallahassee from Zombieland. He is just the guy If you want to survive.
vekamaca 7 months ago 38
@vekamaca Well considering he didn't even know the gravity of the situation, considering he was in a COMA when it happened, you can't blame him.
MrGone92 7 months ago
@vekamaca And I realize I said "considering" too many times... That's what I get for responding at 1 in the morning >_>
MrGone92 7 months ago
@vekamaca And he has Twinkies (wait, are Twinkies that delicious? Maybe not, but Tallahassee is a very good choice to me).
VoulantisExperiments 2 months ago
@vekamaca I know your comment is 6 months old, but I must say something because i love zombies so much. A horse would be the best mode of transportation than any internal combustion driven vehicle. The height advantage is prodigious, and you still have to feed a motorcycle or car, albeit with gas and not food or water. besides grass and water would be everywhere. DFTBA!
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Also I asked same questions when I read books or watch movies about zombies. There is no hope. Still there is always some people trying to survive at any cost. I decided If ever happens that Earth is overpowered by zombies I would commit suicide and die at my own terms and not be bitten or eaten by zombies.
vekamaca 7 months ago
I would read that novella. I like books about apocalypse and zombies. :D
vekamaca 7 months ago
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vekamaca 7 months ago
can anyone tell me what zombie apocalypse novella is? please.
MrShrapnel15 7 months ago
@BrcCmplfan Yeah, no one cares... Except for the huundreds, if not thousands, of people who read it and enjoyed it....
jaytummy 7 months ago 48
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I really want to read that now!
dominosoul 7 months ago
i took a break from rereading Harry Potter to read Zombicorns. I LOVED IT!!!
13cmwright99 8 months ago
If you like zombies, history, naked girls and muscle cars check out the book im writing entitled Red Century. you can also get the first chapter for free at redcenturystoreDOTcom
jacobdlux 8 months ago
look in my pants (points rapidly) lol gotta love the captions
arsenalo14 8 months ago
I think your idea of a Lincon park town house is different to my idea of a Linkin Park townhouse.
Claytagator 8 months ago
It sounds AMAZING. My own quibble is that it's Z'ed up, which makes people like me, who are Canadian go "Zedded up? Doesn't Zombified make more sense??"
HearMySinging 9 months ago
I just finished reading it. Even though you keep saying how it isn't really well thought-through and written in a short time, I still think it is an awesome novella.
lhc9494 9 months ago
@lhc9494 where can i get it
DaftAnime 8 months ago
@DaftAnime I can send it to you via email if you send me your email address. -Vivian
animeotaku 8 months ago
@animeotaku thanks vivian but i found it now :)
thanks
DaftAnime 8 months ago
That guy's father sounds insanely similar to my grandpa. Expect, you know, I didn't shoot my grandpa. He died of lung cancer, which he concocted after years of smoking. JUST SAY NO! :)
emilycaroline9 9 months ago
was there some place to read/buy this novella to read? I can't find it.
ZKoftherebellion 10 months ago
@ZKoftherebellion You can find it at the effyeahnerdfighters tumblr, under de faq section. It's free and legal. DFTBA!
Jose7RB 9 months ago
I wasn't really paying attention to the title or anything so I was just listening to you talk about what I thought was your father then you said "It was a year ago today when I shot him in the chest with a hollow point caliber bullet" Then I'm like "HUH?!?! Ohhhh he's reading from a book...I'm stupid"
azpa714 10 months ago
spoken like a true Hoosier! horray cornbelt
IndianaDanny 10 months ago
I plan on making all the nerd fighters turn on you; forcing you to not only finish this, but give us access to a copy.
ARatNamedMilo 10 months ago
I love hearing you read this and comparing it to the actual final version. It's amazing to see the transformations you make, what you edit out and edit in to make your writing better. As an aspiring writer I hope to one day have half the amazing self-editing skills that you have.
thekit2katbar 10 months ago
@thekit2katbar do you know where it's possible to read the final version? i can't seem to find it.
xtiredxemox 10 months ago
What? You tease us with what I think is the best beginning for a zombie book ever and then not publish it? No fair!
deniseosborne62 10 months ago
@deniseosborne62 He gave away in dowload form... just search google for Zombiecorn
CinemaForDummies 10 months ago
I totally LOVE the novella! I think you should post it somewhere
Theannabelleo 10 months ago
oh by the way shotguns can't fire .45 cal bullets or bullets of any kind they fire shells filled with "slugs" or various kinds of pellets....i know, you dont care and you said it's filled with incosistancies but the fact that gun technology has been around since the mid 1100's and people are still incredibley unknowledgeable about it kind of bothers me. DFTBA
devonriley415 11 months ago
even in what you believe to be an utter (udder? idk...) piece of crap you still manage to say amazing things like this:
"I came to the conclusion a while ago that there is nothing
romantic or supernatural about loving someone: Love is the privilege
of being responsible for another."
You're awesome <3
devonriley415 11 months ago
@devonriley415 just FYI it is utter
you were right the first time
and yes John is awesome, but from your comment I am judging you to be a fellow nerdfighter. Therefore you are made of awesome yourself. Appreciate that fact =) DFTBA
250lespaul 11 months ago
I loved the novella. I downloaded it, and read it with my friends in my fanfiction/writing club, which I am head of. Why because I love, fiction and i'm a fan of stuff. I'm also an amatuer writer. And yes I know.. I'm going to name my cats: Mr. President and the other Rhett. (Rhett Butler that is...)
Just thought you'd like to know.
BatmansFavoriteGirl 11 months ago
@super69able4u nope. read it. it's not.
BatmansFavoriteGirl 11 months ago
John, your novella was NOT TERRIBLE!!!
It was amazing and I LOVED IT! Even when you're writing about weird crappy stuff, it's Awesome because you are that kind of writer (:
LoyalNerdWP 11 months ago
i read zombicorns, john it was not bad at all i loved it!!
sockostealshearts 11 months ago
I just finished reading it, John. And I must say that I loved it! It wasn't bad at all (although the twist at the end made me cry.) I am definitely going to buy more works from you. :)
DarkFairy003 11 months ago
What does Zeed up mean?
GrymHood 11 months ago
@GrymHood uuum... Z'd, as in becoming a zombie
BlueTwinTaco 11 months ago
@GrymHood To become a zombie.
FooFooFlower 11 months ago
FFF! could you at least give us a chapter of smthin!!11!
luichorocks 11 months ago
Advert: The Zombie Survival Guide...
MrDobbyRocks 11 months ago
am I just immature or did you mistake 'corn' for 'porn' at the beginning of the video?
voldythemoldy 1 year ago
am I just immature or did I think he was talking about porn at the beginning?
voldythemoldy 1 year ago
Please stop writing.
cuervanada 1 year ago
Sounds like somebody watched Food, Inc.
cuervanada 1 year ago
You shall not read! This....
MrJero85 1 year ago
Corn: Our biggest foe.
zcarrell 1 year ago
I'm curious if John saw "Food Inc." before he started writing this.
I was scared about the impact corn has on us after watching that movie.
regularguy5mb 1 year ago
where do i go to get the rest of the book??
i went to dfta.com but it linked my to a website that wanted me to downloud all this crap i dont need. someone plz help me.
nicolefancy532 1 year ago
Brilliant book, if he thinks this is bad then I can't wait to get 'Looking for Alaska' or one of his other books. If that was bad then his brilliant books will blow my mind.
dunzy1996 1 year ago
I read all the way up to Chapter 4 before realizing that the main character is a girl. Wow.
blahblahblahblha303 1 year ago
@blahblahblahblha303 Same here, it was a shock to me. I think that's what John wanted us to think. Still, brilliant twist.
dunzy1996 1 year ago
read it and it was GREAT!
WorstRescueEver 1 year ago
I'm reading the beginning of the novella while listening to this video. :)
pepsicola1295 1 year ago 46
you are awesome! i need to read your books, asap! =]
shaedynrosex3 1 year ago
I'm liking the dad's thinking.
...
I'm from Nebraska.
potterfulofharry 1 year ago 3
I loved reading it, it was great!
BadBloodwillout 1 year ago
Like that pic in the background
imoveatparaderest 1 year ago
How is his basement so full of light??
FangsUpCobraFans 1 year ago
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LeahMichelleRoars 1 year ago
@LeahMichelleRoars Is it really obvious? Because based on the shadows the light isnt coming from the center or the ceiling, leading to the conclusion that its natural light. Dumb person being an ass.
FangsUpCobraFans 1 year ago
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LeahMichelleRoars 1 year ago
@FangsUpCobraFans Fine, I apologize I mistaken your comment and thought you were talking about the book where she is in a basement with a light.
LeahMichelleRoars 1 year ago
@LeahMichelleRoars Fine? Are you grumpy about your own mistake?
FangsUpCobraFans 1 year ago
@FangsUpCobraFans No? It was an easy mistake, why would I not think it was about the book when the entire video is about a book. Plus, I apologized, why still argue with me.
LeahMichelleRoars 1 year ago
@LeahMichelleRoars Because you apologized the same way I "apologized" for hitting my brother when I was five. When you say something like "Fine, I apologize" its sounds a lot more aggressive than "Lol sorry whoops". As in youre not really sorry. And thats not even the point. You called my question dumb and acted like an arogant pompous fool for it. No question is foolish, but you are. Even if you were mistaken (which happens, i get it) you shouldn't act like a troll.
FangsUpCobraFans 1 year ago
@FangsUpCobraFans I wasn't saying "Fine" in an aggressive sense, more like agreeing. In my head it was a dumb question but only for the way I mistook it, I understand what you meant now and I apologized for I did act like an ass about it but I did apologize and I do mean it. I'm sorry you mistook it but there's really no more reason to argue anymore.
LeahMichelleRoars 1 year ago
@LeahMichelleRoars fine ur forgiven :D
FangsUpCobraFans 1 year ago
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I just read it and I think it's great!
rifsberjasulta 1 year ago
John....please write a zombie apocalypse...something. Seriously this was too good.
MidnightMourning 1 year ago
I read the Zombie Apocalypse Novella and, despite what you say, I believe that it is great. It may never finish the points that it was trying to make, but that just means that it, like Mia, doesn't know exactly where it's headed. And for some reason that doens't bother me.
jaytummy 1 year ago 91
@jaytummy where can i read it
DaftAnime 8 months ago
@DaftAnime If you google 'John Green Zombie Novella Download' just click on the first link and it's there.
jaytummy 8 months ago
@jaytummy thanks
DaftAnime 8 months ago
God, it's been months since I've read Zombicorns, but I still remember that amazing last line. You always know the perfect way to end a story.
jaytummy 8 months ago
The book is up on the effyeahnerdfighters tumblr as a downloadable .pdf and .doc for those who donated but have yet to receive their copies or for those who didn't/couldn't donate but still would like to read it. If you can donate, I highly encourage you to :)
DFTBA
marthahan 1 year ago 2
John, you should/ve include/ed a part about a necrophiliac falling for a new zombie where they both die.
ProperPunctuation 1 year ago
I still haven't gotten my copy... :(
tppeters06 1 year ago
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yay! I finally got my copy. :)
HereSheGoesAgainEh 1 year ago
If Nerdfighters can get Looking For Alaska published in other countries, we could certainly get John Green to publish this. Or at least post it. C'mon, sir. For me. My name is Stinky Burger. Is that not enough?
StinkyBurger 1 year ago
you see, if i didn't have to use paypal( i don't have a paypal, or for that matter a credit card) i would have donated, but i don't.
ultimatenerd22 1 year ago
Where can you find this online????
thebenchstarter 1 year ago
I can't tel you how much I want you to publish the Zombie Novel this year! You've got to be one of the greatest writers of the 21st century! PUBLISH! PUBLISH! PUBLISH!
Or, atleast post it in a blog somewhere and link us.
Please.
Sixx0809 1 year ago 2
I LOVE THIS ALOT
AmeliaBadelia90 1 year ago
YOU DO NOT KNOW how much I FREAKING LOVE zombie apocalypse novels, Green. YOU DON'T KNOW. I don't care if that's the only good page. Z books are so much FUN! And I love your terminology! Getting 'Z'ed up' (like a normal person!!!) and 'completing him.' I bought a kindle and I'm filling it with zombie books... And I'm adding this to my list.
RiddleRavenness 1 year ago
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RiddleRavenness 1 year ago
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF I CAN STILL GET A COPY?! I desperately want to finish this!
EbonyShadow07 1 year ago
I donated $25 to HPAssociation through the P4A page to get the novella and I never got the email. What gives?
IDontUsePicks 1 year ago 2
@IDontUsePicks He hasn't finished writing it yet...I think.
kelseyhm 1 year ago
@IDontUsePicks This happened to me too! It's weird though, because I have my paypal receipt and everything that says I've donated the $25.
DeceptiveCadences 1 year ago
@DeceptiveCadences I know! I want my novella!!!
IDontUsePicks 1 year ago
@IDontUsePicks So an awesome Nerdfighter on twitter forwarded me the email with the novella. I can do the same for you, if you like. Just message me your email and I'll forward it to you.
DeceptiveCadences 1 year ago
@DeceptiveCadences Thank you!
IDontUsePicks 1 year ago
@IDontUsePicks No problem!
DeceptiveCadences 1 year ago
@IDontUsePicks I have also donated and have never gotten the novella...
anne339 1 year ago
:l I missed project for awesome and didn't get to enter, which made me sad, but now that a read that comment it makes me even more sad because I could have gotten at least a electronic copy. ._. Could an electronic copy be at least sol on dftba website? That would be nice..
LeahMichelleRoars 1 year ago
@LeahMichelleRoars right now you can get it by donating to the harry potter alliance see the live feed if its still going when you see the link on the tempary vid
seanet1310 1 year ago
John, If you never publish this my life will never be complete. Don't not complete my life John. That's not very nice at all.
Daisy88999 1 year ago
Oh. My. God. Finally a book I actually WANT to read, and it's NOT going to be published?!
FangsUpCobraFans 1 year ago
@FangsUpCobraFans Oh the irony.
LeahMichelleRoars 1 year ago
O_O will totally read this. that is hilarious.
btw i got looking for alaska and paper town from the library. i also work at the library. yeah.
spazzyshortgirl23 1 year ago
Is this perchance a not so subtle reference to The Omnivore's Dilemma?
thisiswater314 1 year ago
how do you become an official nerd fighter
blackzabbathfan 1 year ago
@blackzabbathfan watch the How to be a nerdfighter: a vlogbrothers faq on their and DFTBA
SeverusSnapeOrSev 1 year ago
@SeverusSnapeOrSev thank you, i already did before you told me to but thanks anyway
blackzabbathfan 1 year ago
Nerds are like corn
they spread nerdfighteria
which creates more nerds.
sami2503 1 year ago 155
If they're gonna make a movie of the novel, can you convince Shane Dawson to be in it? :)
hoiiooiiooiiooiiooii 1 year ago
Omg... Noooo I'm to late to win the zombie apocalypse novelle :'(.... Why.... Why!!!!
TorinoAndGriffith 1 year ago 3
@TorinoAndGriffith me too :( :( :(
lutcher220 1 year ago
Page*
pwz0rd 1 year ago
WTF are you talking about that was an awesome first story
pwz0rd 1 year ago
Had no Internet during P4A! (Stuck in airports and stuff...) Will you be giving out e-copies for next year's p4a too?
Nani101 1 year ago
i just finished Will Grayson Will Grayson today and first off, i thought it was a great book and now i'm starting Paper Towns. i think it's kind of funny because i read this book in your voice( i also read all the chapters that uses caps in WGWG in your voice. i dont know. something told me you wrote those chapters instead of David Levithan) ^_^
StatisticNinjas 1 year ago
I WANT this. ;__;
GenieBella 1 year ago
i was reading something on 6 monopolies that secretly control the world and one of them was corn :) i happened to be reading this when i found this video and stopped reading for a second :)
bjg223 1 year ago
Worse books have gotten published, John.
uzupocky 1 year ago
why must i always fall in infatuation with john green narrators ^_^
DiorellaDior 1 year ago
LAME! GIVE US MORE! Please
poopsled 1 year ago
John, I love to hear you read.
How about audio downloads of you reading your books?
Yes please :)
HollyAgnes 1 year ago 142
Not being able to read this = NOT FAIR! *sobs*
I don't particularly care if it's amazing, (which I'm sure it is), but in my opinion, all books having anything to do with zombies are awesome. So please, PLEASE let Nerdfighters read your Zombie Novella.
DFTBA.
RaNdOmchik13000 1 year ago
You need to put that somewhere on the interwebz! I don't care if it's $20 I'll pay for it. Even that small excerpt you read sounded amazing! Please put it somewhere so that I may read it.
Ramendude20 1 year ago
I cannot believe I missed the raffle for this. I guess it wouldn't have mattered in the first place. A week before the raffle my Mother got put in the the ICU, and being the poor person I am, got wiped out after all the bills.
sniperPlushy 1 year ago
Have you ever considered reading sections of your books to Nerdfighters in order to raise interest? Not sure the legal views on that one, but here's your free idea for the day.
DreamerofLegends 1 year ago
i've listened to this 12 times and im still confused about what z-ed up means.. HELP!
alexisball1 1 year ago
@alexisball1 z zombied
JakVsTorn 1 year ago