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  • The real song starts at 0:43.

  • The bat turning into stone is actually pretty disturbing... it wouldn't be so bad if it died, but you clearly see that it's blinking and moving it's eyes, so it's still alive, but it's made of stone so it can't move and most likely can't die... it's the classic "fate worse than death".

  • Can anyone else imagine Bette Midler playing the voice of Gnorga and singing this song??? She was so AMAZING as Winifred Sanderson in "Hocus Pocus" and singing "I Put a Spell on you", that I know she could play this role and sing this song no problem.

  • Cloris Leachman was good in this.

  • Anne Coulter's theme song. She's the real troll queen.

  • QUEEN OF THE TROLLS

  • Thumbs up if you think Gnorga is the real hero of the film!

  • I usually wouldn't say this, but even I'm finding it hard not to think of Celestia.

  • @StarSnowGhost

    Really? I'm thinking about the Queen of Hearts from "Alice in Wonderland".

  • what movie is this from

  • I forgot how cheesy this movie was. Lol. Loved it as a kid though

  • Meanest queen I've ever seen? Meh, I think Messina (from Freddie as FRO7) has her beat there. She's "so full of Evilmainya"!

  • To the six people who dislike this, you'd better hope Gnorga isn't watching this.

  • This is so punk rock!

  • lmfao that was my mom back in the days QUEEN OF MEAN......u can still see it some times lmfao

  • This was the ONLY good thing about the movie.

  • StapledSlut

    the queen of mean

  • If you have an erection lasting longer than 2 hours, doctors recommend watching the first 30 seconds of this video and you'll be cured lol

  • crap. six people hit the dislike button and now they're stone

  • she'd even petrify you if you say something bad about her on facebook

  • When I was a little kid, that part in the beginning did not help my foot fetish. O_O LOL to be young again...

  • best evil laugh ever, wish i could laugh like that for halloween

  • @lvlghlv

    You can try. Nothing says you can't try.

  • Queen Gnorga is Miley Virus in her 50's!

  • @OurGangFan LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • OH MY GOSH, I remember this movie! Dude, that queen used 2 scare the crap out of me! O.O

  • I love this film. Even though it's not everybody's favorite, it's better than Hannah Montana shit!

  • I'm surprised her mirror didn't crack in the beginning! O_o

  • @trcgamer94 It did... It broke into so many small pieces that it was able to keep its shape and hold together

  • I gotta say, this is one of the nastiest villains I've ever seen... and when I say, "Nasty", it's actually literal. XD

  • I think this is the only villain I can truly say ....is trolling. :P

  • Wow, Lindsay Lohan really let herself go.

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  • I think all of you should remember that this is a CHILDRENS film and it really doesnt matter what all of you thinkabout it, it's what the kids get out of it. Also, the lyrics shouldnt be anything but what they are simply because of the fact that it is a CHILDRENS movie...

  • @lideprincess17 Since older folks can enjoy children's movies as well, what's wrong with us saying our opinion about the ones we don't like? Besides, there are so many children's movies that also happen to be GOOD movies, so why should the bad ones be above criticism?

  • Wow!

  • @LeDucDude

    "If I choose, I'll destroy and demolish; arrest and abolish every troll I've known."

  • As much as this movie sucked, I kinda enjoyed this song. I'm not sure what that says about me.

  • @TeeAiDee It proves the villain's song is always the best one in the movie? (well, mostly) XD

  • @GrantMortenson Well, in my time there has only been one villain song that not only wasn't the best song in the movie, it was the worst song. So yes, I guess you are right about that :)

  • @TeeAiDee And which villain song was that?

  • @GrantMortenson Ruber, from the movie Quest for Camelot.

  • @TeeAiDee Never saw the movie, but I just listened to the song. It doesn't even sound like a song half the time. He just...speaks the lyrics. And in a way that it's hard to hear the words.

  • @GrantMortenson I know. I really hate it. It's like he tries to rhyme and sing at first, but then just stops all of a sudden.

  • @TeeAiDee Yeah, then all the other people try to drown out his derpy singing.

  • @GrantMortenson Eh, what are you gonna do, right?

  • @TeeAiDee Yeah, you're right. It's just an example of how future animated movies shouldn't do songs, and they're following the example so far.

  • @GrantMortenson Yep, that's about the only good thing that came outta Quest for Camelot, the example of how not to make a children's animated film.

  • @TeeAiDee Join the club. It's just a plainvillain song. 90% of the time, the villain song will be the sole redeeming factor of a really bad film. This is such a song.

  • @femoman I figured as much.

  • This song is kinda badass...

  • 2:33 Poor turtle.

  • I've seen meaner girls

  • I rarely disagree with the nostalgia critic, but this song rocks!! :p

  • @Humbledingify way to rip off my name sake

  • she scared the crap out of me when i was a child....

  • Gnorga's a baaaad troll.

  • @IronKnuckleKO ....what do you mean by that? I was a child, I liked this movie (most of it anyway, not the sad parts like the ending...) so what do you mean what's wrong with me? did i offend you in someway? if I did, I'm sorry...

  • Anybody notice that the kiss sound after she applies her lipstick is early by one second (0:25, then 0:26)? How did they miss that?

  • The queen of ugly too. XD

  • thumbs up if you had this song in your head for a whole week

  • lmao shes the land version of ursula from little mermaid XD

  • OMG, I remember this! XD I LOVED this movie!

  • @RebelPrincess20101 ... What is wrong with you?

  • @411314 Its a joke... Wow... 

  • @IronKnuckleKO Oh...I didn't realize that. Sorry!

  • @411314 Perfectly natural... :D Truce?

  • did anyone else get a foot fetish from this video as a kid? gnorga's feet towards the middle of the movie to the end, wow.....

  • 0:25 Ursula moment. xD

  • @Angeliclily lol yea

  • Shiiit I remeber this flick!!!! Memories of when animation was real entertainment and not a sorry excuse for children of today

  • @CheatsythePimp And yet still somehow managed to vote. Magic's funny like that.

  • @Kaagh178 Well, take a look at what happened to the bat. Maybe the same thing happened to them? As they were turning into stone, they pressed the dislike button and then turned into stone. Either that or 5 people agreed with the Nostalgia Critic.

  • Haha what a terrible movie :)

  • Boy, Linsay Lohan really let herself go.

  • @Humbledingify lmbo so you see it too

  • BIG LIPPED TROLL MOMENT

  • I liked this film as a child, but now I think it's ridiculous because of weird trolls turning everyone into stone. That even scared me as a child!!!!!!! Definitely Don Bluth's worst film! BTW, Anastasia was pretty good, but not this.

  • @LeDucDude

    No, it's "Be still!", which she directed at the turtle.

  • I'm so animalistic

    To be cannibalistic

    Bad is rad and

    I'm ballistic

    Need I remind you: WE ARE BAD TROLLS.

  • @AnthonyEstephane Isn't the Nostalgia Critic funny?

  • This the #2 worst movie of all time in my opinion (Along Came Polly is #1.) If it weren't for this song and my love of Cloris Leachman, it might even be #1.

    Basically, this song is cool and the rest of the movie can go die!

  • my god lindsay lonhan really let herself go

  • @rockinamber18 Nostalgia Critic FTW!

  • <3 my childhood

  • Lindsay Lohan really outdid herself.

  • This song makes my IQ hurt. Yes, this is so bad it takes a concept revolving around intelligence and makes it physically ache and pain.

  • Isn't it supposed to be trolls who turn to stone when exposed to sunlight?

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  • Great animation, though. It's just fun to watch.

  • What do the servant trolls say in the very beginning?

  • @KuteFairytale

    "Touch 'em - OOOO - and turn 'em to stone!"

  • never seen this movie.....is it that bad? can't be worse than say furry vengence or marmaduke.

  • i love this song no i love the entire movie. i was only 5 when this came out and i still remember every word

  • "No face shall smile"

    Uh, miss, I don't know if you've noticed this but...YOU'RE FREAKIN' SMILING!!!

    Also,

    2:12-2:24

    28 years bad luck

  • @303Nohbdy

    I think she means a genuine, happy smile. Not an evil one like she does.

  • @bjnboy True...but it is a smile, nevertheless.

  • i REALLY like this song, but its the ONLY good part of the entire film!

  • If you're watching this clip and it's getting you interested in seeing the actual movie for the first time... Admiral?

    Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP!!" D:

    Seriously, this is the absolute high point of the worst movie Don Bluth ever made. If you don't want to take my word for it, click in the search bar and type in "nostalgia critic troll In central park." The man knows what he's talking about.

  • @Masterferret7 have you actually seen the movie? it's probably not good, but don't go shouting your mouth if you've n't seen it.

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  • @robertreturns Okay, okay, I was being overly mean before. I saw this as a little kid, forgot most of it except this song, then watched NC's review. I have since gotten "Absolutely Green" stuck in my head and remembered why I was so enchanted with this movie. Don Bluth is/was/always will be win. I apologize. :)

  • @Masterferret7 no, you can hate it, but only rant if you've seen it. it looks stupid, but that's all i can say because i haven't seen it. if you like it or hate it okay, but you only have credibility if you've been through it.

  • @Masterferret7 what i mean is don't just take some internet guy's word for it.

  • @robertreturns it sucks

  • i'd rather be stoned than to watch this movie

  • love the end

  • For all of its faults, there is one good line in it: "Stand in my way and you'll stand there forever". Though by the time it's delivered, it's just a tad redundant. XD

  • im so animalistic to be canibalistic ! bad is rad and im BALLISTIC WOO HOO!!

  • wow, lindsay lohan has really let herself go!

  • Gnorga's henchmen: "Tengi you and take the stuff!" That's what it sounds like. Hidden drug reference? Also, don't ask me what "tengi" is. I just couldn't make out the first part.

  • @PuffyTopianMan *laughs* It took me a while to figure it out, but the henchmen are actually saying, "touch 'em, OO, and turn 'em to stone."

  • ...this makes the swedish version sound badass

  • I'll admit, amongst the sickeningly sweet bullshit of the rest of the movie, the song stands out as being decent. It's not very good but Cloris Leachman has a pretty cool voice and the music has a nice rock flavour to it. What ruins it is the really dumb lyrics, wonderfully mocked by the Nostalgia Critic in his review.

  • Amy Winehouse really let herself go.

  • Even though e song is horrible you have to admit that it is VERY catchy! I still sing it because it gives you a rush of hubris.

  • Anyhow, Gnorga reminds me of Mae West in Sextette! XD

    If Gnorga turns into a human form, I think she'd be looked like her.

  • Hey there, Ursula! I didn't recognize you for a moment! (seriously, check out the mirror and makeup and then watch Little Mermaid)

    She should have been in a slighty better movie, I must admit.

  • Ya gotta give Cloris Leachmen some props here, she really nailed this character and this song.

    I too like the music in it, very rockin, not as rockin as In the Dark of the Night from Anastasia, but still decent

  • She scared me SO bad when I was younger.

    She still looks scary! Gnorga, Ursula, Jafar, Maleficent and Scar always petrified me.

  • I don't really care for the actual singing in this song, but the instrumental kicks as!!!!!

  • It's like something Andrew Lloyd Webber would compose on a whim after snorting some coke and shooting up some speed!

  • @retrojunkie1983 She also says "No word be true.....I promise you." By the way I think she considers it more of an evil grin or someting.

  • I'm surprised by the lack of people quoting the Nostalgia Critic right now. It's a relief, actually. I swear, every time he reviews a movie, people look for clips specifically for the sake of quoting him. And like others say, I like this song only for its rhythm. In fact, that's the case with every song in this movie. The lyrics are lame and cheesy but the rhythm is very nice to listen to.

  • @slashermaster28 I'm so animalistic to be cannibalistic!!!!! lol

  • I swear it sounds like her cronies in the song are saying:

    "Touch him! Ew! And turn him to stone!"

  • I thought Perez Hilton was the meanest Queen you'd ever see?

  • @emlodik

    I know she petrifies innocents and takes pleasure in the pain of children, but Gnorga doesn't deserve to be compared to Perez Hilton! That was completely uncalled for!

  • Yo, Gnorga, I'm real happy for ya and Imma let you finish, but Maleficent is the queen of mean of all time... OF ALL TIME!

  • The lyrics are totally unoriginal, but the song's melody is pretty badass and catchy. If only they put a little more effort into it.

  • This movie is SHIT but this song is ok

  • @AntonyBlalock: I totally agree with you.

  • If the lyrics had a complete overhaul, this would be a pretty decent song.

  • I bet she was up all night writing those lyrics.

  • 0:19

    "No face shall smile"

    nut shes just smiling

  • Wow, Lindsay Lohan really did let herself go.

  • @monkeyass116: Nostalgia Critic

  • For how bad the whole movie is I do have to agree that song is damn catchy

  • I remember this song from the trailer for A Trolll in Central Park and I watched the Nostalgia Critic review it recently. I think this song is one of the only few things that save this movie. Another one is the animation.

  • So bad its good

  • What is it with don bluth movies and 80's rock opera-ish villain songs?

  • The ONLY good thing from this movie, just like "Don't Make Me Laugh" is the only good thing from "Pebble & the Penguin"

  • Anyone notice that around :21 Gnorga's lips and nails in the mirror are purple?

    Also around :58 her lips and nails are purple when clearly at the makeup table her lips and nails were pink.

  • Ive just come out of the Nostalgia Critic's review. I wish that I could say this is the best song in the film, I really do, but that wouldn't be saying much at all.

  • As a fellow animator, I admire Don Bluth's artistic style but I was never a big fan of his storytelling. Nevertheless, the villain songs in his movies due the artwork justice.

  • Is there a soundtrack version of this, without all the background sounds?

  • The movie itself is nothing more then a pathetic excuse to promote the environment without succes but this songs rocks! Gnorga's laughable but the song is really good. But I won't watch the entire movie for this.

  • Lol she says "No face shall smile" and she's smiling.

  • How ironic is it that she is a lot smaller then most of her subjects?

  • This song isn't in the same caliber as In the Dark of the Night, Hellfire, or to me the ultimate villain song Be Prepared, but it is still pretty enjoyable.

  • i always liked this movie and its songs

  • This ain't no Dark of the Night, but the highlight of the movie anyway.

  • 1:41 Yummie!

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  • i love this movie ! :)

  • no matter the movie, the villain's number is always the best one in the film.

  • I agree.

  • high five. I have the VHS too. I found it last year in my grandparent's basement from when i was little

  • Wow... so many memories from this movie. This was way back in the day when 2D was (and still is IMO) the shit! Wow. Thanks for this man! Gnorga was the meanest bitch around!

  • awesome, ah the memories! you know you want to add the other songs... ;)

  • This movie always got me on a disturbed mood... and it still does.

  • Oh dear God, I thought this was gone for good... XD

  • The movie is fairly mediocer but it's songs never die. And as usual, the villan song is the best.

  • @TheLordmep i know! for some reason... i ALWAYS love the villian songs!

  • I forgot about this movie and I had it on vhs, a real classic. ;D

  • I remember i used to watch with my friend whenever i went to her house. Another non-Disney classic.

  • Seeing this, it mnakes me feel Uh I cant explain it. I watched it 100 times when i was like 6.