Dalek - Would you care for some tea?

[129675ROBLOX]

The tea is Extermination tea.

[dalektaliban]

mr t walks in

WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME T??????

[LupineSpacePirate]

YOU DO NOT REQUIRE TEA.

[ryanthesilence]

"Uuurgh! This isn't tea! Let me guess, you put some Dalek juice in it!"

"No, the milk's just gone off..."

[dragonkeeper19600]

"What would you like with that? Cream? Sugar? Extermination?"

"What was that last one?"

"... Sugar."

[lolnoob95]

So fitting

[MrBrown36706]

This was originally going to be what Daleks said before they Kill People but Davros just felt something was wrong with he it he couldn't tell.

[MyPingasman]

Possibly the best Dalek quote ever

[ForceMaximus84]

Would you like two or three lumps of EXTERMINATE?!?!?!!!? Sorry. Old Habits.

[Drax21OG]

God, i love how he says that. Like hes all mad.

I would think...

"WOULD you care for some MOTHERFUCKIN' TEA!?"

[spadaydaga]

WTF??? Where's the " EXTERMINATE the Doctor " ? England is really slipping up...

[Denarpsaurus]

@spadaydaga .......Seriously?

[Dulcimerist]

This reminds me of the talking toaster from Red Dwarf! :)

[Pelerin985]

Kinda weird to watch a helpful Dalek.

[DeuceyDee]

-Would. You. Care. For. Some. Tea?

-Oh, that would be nice, thanks.

-Too. Bad. Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!

[LestatandBerial]

I had a dream, I was in a new place, nothing around, I enter a building, looking around, I am surrounded by daleks. They ask, "Would you care for some tea?"

[Xander764]

awkward

[Esupanitix]

WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

[TUNDRAStrt]

I could see Nick Briggs (the voice of the Daleks) saying this to his wife everyday with the Dalek voice modulator

[jamalshookup]

@TUNDRAStrt LOL!

And, I can hear her respond in the voice of Cyberleader!

[JoeSkids32]

That Dalek needs a therapist.

[Tuft641]

No. everyone wants a pet freaking death machine.

[Thecompanioncrate]

Am I the only one who wants a dalek as a pet of sorts.

[IamEpicization]

@Thecompanioncrate NO, not at ALL everyone wants a pet death machine -.-

[HANWIND100]

no matter how cool you think you are, you will never be so cool, so a dalek offers you tea

[HoneyShihTzu]

WTF they're daleks !x

[electriclord3]

press 7  over and over again XD

[Beriorn]

He's got several flavors, namely regular, Earl Grey, strawberry, cinnamon, and EXTERMINATE flavor.

[i1like1cats]

-would you care for some tea-

-no i want a jammy dodger-

-...EXTERMINATE JAMMY DODGER-

(Jammy dodger explodes-

-NNNNUUUUUU-

[TheAfroThunder1]

Silence will fall when the question is asked; "Would you care for some tea?"

[paupotter16]

@TheAfroThunder1 heeey I was going to say that!

[TheAfroThunder1]

@paupotter16 Lols. Beat you to the puch line! :D

[TheAfroThunder1]

That is undoutably the worst Exterminate line ever.

"Would you care for some tea!"

(Lazer)

[vtc193]

They then exterminate a plant species to collect it's leaves.

[kreehomel]

The only way this could possibly be better would be if the Dalek asked if he wanted a jelly baby.

[MrEriklenn]

Tea or death?

[FWTrump]

@MrEriklenn Ummmm.... Death? IMEANTEA!!

[LightDarkNinja]

omg before i saw this video and only read the title, i imagined dalek saying "would you care for some tea" exactly how hw did say it

[writer15131]

They're violent sounding even for something so innocent. Also, I just now noticed that the Daleks have lights like the TARDIS on top of the armor.

[SpaceCaptalist]

Is it me or does that sound like eddie izzard??

[Hannible100]

How do darleks shag has always been a mystery to me ever since i was about 9 or 10 lol

[Forthelemon]

@Hannible100 Huh? How do..darleks...shag? What? I'm going to ignore the fact that they're called daleks, not darleks, and ask you what it is to shag.

[Hannible100]

@Forthelemon Hi dude was not ment to be an insult lol a shag is a brit word for fucking making love etc

[Teridax01]

I actually found this scary. I mean, we know what the Daleks can do so this was even worse than their normal behavior.

[MrEriklenn]

Tea or Death? 

[dibinism]

I know they're Daleks and that's the way they talk but does no one in the British military find their voices the least bit threatening? How can you trust something that makes tea sound threatening?

[deadhobo16]

would you care for some Teeeaaaaa!

[madschannel]

@deadhobo16 Yes of course!

[dullath]

i would be embarrassed if i had to admit how many times i've played this... cracks me up every time

[TheEddiejones15]

thumbs up if you want the old daleks back :P

[CeladonCatamount7]

Reminds me of:

"You sir, cake or death?"

"Uh, cake please?"

"Very well, give him cake."

[Rengekage]

...Okay, I guess I have to ask this.

HOW IN THE HELL WAS THE DALEK GOING TO MAKE TEA!?

[TheMadMsHatter]

@Rengekage I know!!! IT DOESN'T HAVE HANDS!!!!!!

[CaptainPwnt]

@Rengekage magic *snort snort*

[dullath]

@Rengekage -with his plunger of course!  lol

[princessthyemis]

I loved what happened after this: the Doctor getting angry. I dunno why but I LOVE watching him explode. So much emotion :)

[CoolKillerClan]

i whant one whit out the plunger and death ray

[jhibbitt1]

um wow theyve decided to make dr who a lot less threatening and more child friendly these days havent they

[roleplayfreak]

@jhibbitt1 No, the Daleks were just acting. Later on the episode they show themselves to be the Daleks we love to hate.

[Beriorn]

Would you care for some tea? It is EXTERMINATION flavored!

[delta1O5]

"Would you care for some EXTERMINATION?"

"What?!"

"Tea?"

[welshaledj]

you would be too scared to say no

[TheClockworkPenguin]

i need this as a ringtone.

[welshaledj]

@TheClockworkPenguin visit my channel i have it on there somewhere with links in the description to websites u can use to download it. may have to search quite far back through the videos to find it. :D

[welshaledj]

@TheClockworkPenguin type doctor who tea message tone in the search box

[rainbirdeleven]

And crumpets?

[SimonB198207]

@rainbirdeleven Hi, englishman here. I don't know ANYONE who has ever had 'tea and crumpets' More likely buscuits (Rich Tea, Hobnobs, custard creams) or perhaps a scone with strawberry jam and clotted cream. Mmmmm... clotted....

[rainbirdeleven]

@SimonB198207 Sorry...Bloody yank here... I always heard those two together-thought it was funny?

[SimonB198207]

@rainbirdeleven No old chap, it's not your fault. Cultural crossed wires and that. Same over here really - dunno what grits are. Do you have grits with coffee? : )

Greetings from the UK, glad you like our telly programme!

[rainbirdeleven]

@SimonB198207 No I have coffee with my coffee:) I'm from New England specifically Boston and grits are as traditional southern dish, like if you are from Alabama or Georgia. I don't really know what grits are either and Northerners wouldn't usually have them-kinda like your crumpets:)

[SimonB198207]

@rainbirdeleven : ) Remember Prime Minister Harold Saxon asked the US president what grits were, never got an answer...

to anyone reading this: see? rainbirdeleven and mine's conversation was relevant.: )

By the way, the Daleks done up in camoflage look so damn cool

[rainbirdeleven]

@SimonB198207 Loved Dr Who (Tom Baker) as a boy and cried when he regenerated into the next guy, couldn't get into it after that, although the newest versions have been ok. Never even knew for years that there Dr's before Baker-met him once in Boston at a Dr Who convention. Tom is my Dr. Who. Great personality. The Dr Who theme song and Led Zeppelin in general used to freak my mother out-she thought I was on drugs:) She was right! I also LMAO at the dead ringers Dr Who parodies!

[SimonB198207]

@rainbirdeleven I'm 29, Christopher Eccleston's MY Doctor.

Yeah the Dead Ringers sketches are excellent, Jon Culshaw is a brilliant mimic.

'You are Autons from the planet Tossoss...'

[rainbirdeleven]

@SimonB198207 "This is a galaxy grade interstition time configuration helix"

The whole seen in the pod on the wheel (Sorry I don't know what you call it-we would call it a ferris wheel?) is hilarious. The look on the peoples faces are priceless.

I've also come across on yt "Chewin the fat-scottish star trek" too funny. I need a translator.

[Mynameisnotooo]

WOULD you CARE for some TEAAAAAAAAA

[aidarulesthud]

-would you care for some tea?

-get the fuck away from me!

[Greatsaiyakirby]

That's what I'll do if I ever make 1 million dollars, have someone make me a Dalek that can bring me tea. :D

[brettsworld99]

its the brittish version of doctor who!...oh wait

[borgduck]

I'll have three suga..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA!!!!!!

[LifeMustard]

I find this to be the scariest Dalek moment in the history of Doctor Who.

I mean, seriously. It wants to give him tea *instead of death*.

[brownblair98]

This. Is truly. THE most DISTURBING thing. I've EVER seen. On Doctor Who....

[ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

WOOD YUU KEH FAW SAM TEEE!?!?!?!?!

[Tripicality]

This episode was written JUST so a Dalek could say that xD

[francosaccone]

the dalek say it like he is upset and he waht to kill lol

[HitsugiNerd]

I was expecting him to say: "Just kidding, EXTERMINATE!"

[coombeslauren]

I person is more of a coffee person

[dieskie2479]

Yeeh, I've found myself a new ringtone!!

;)

[DarkDoctorTL]

-Would you care for some tea?

-Nah,I'd rather have a death ray!

[gezorapus]

@DarkDoctorTL You will have tea and cake with the vicar or you DIE!

[TimmyTheNerd]

@DarkDoctorTL

Cake or Death?

[RespektMyBlueLips]

Obviously you've never seen "Doctor Who: Tea Time of the Daleks (AKA Would You Care For Some Tea?)" by solarnitemovie!

[francosaccone]

@RespektMyBlueLips lol



[AlexanderT21]

I keep expecting a laugh track after this line xD

[DavidTennantsNumber1]

OMG. wow. I want a pet dalek too!

[PotterMelanieDisney]

i've been raised knowing the daleks one word 'ExTERMINATE' and now its' would you care for some tea?'

[tehmonkey100]

ALRIGHT, IT'S A JAMMY DODGER, BUT I WAS PROMISED TEA!

[lydz4chocolate]

Dalek: Would you like some tea?

The Doctor: Yes please.

(Dalek comes back with cup of tea)

The Doctor: Where is my Jammy doger?

[TheJeNgaMaN147]

When I first saw this I cracked up laughing very unexpectedly and it still makes me laugh now

[kyokobaby12]

Love the little belt it's wearing:) Probably my favourite part of series 5

[AlexanderT21]

@kyokobaby12 Whats in those pockets? "TEA!" Ahh, a NAAFI Dalek.

[comicbookguy90]

Hahaha that's honestly one of the things I never have expected a Dalek to say lol. Great episode though.