PMQs: The Mr.Zero percent rise edition (01July09)

[LordArsehat]

What joy to see the ugly socialist cunt out of office. Now we can hope to put the great back in britain. Thirteen years of mass uncontrolled immigration, thousands of new petty crimes, political correctness which gave the green light for discrimination agaist the working class in favour of cheap foreign labour. The damage Brown and Nulabour scum have caused we may never recover from.

[MrArnold1972]

@LordArsehat what shit you talk!!!!will cameron stop immigration??no!!! it wasnt gordon browns fault if brainless morons go out and commit crime!!!the youth of today want sending to afghanistan and shooting.

[StarSeeker5000]

he WAS such a cnt

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

still is.

[artysm7]

cameron - 10 . brown - 0

[slantyrock]

a big pile of children

[Fleshious]

Brown is nearly dead

[artysm7]

@Fleshious give it 24hours ;))

[perkin158]

what channel was this shown on?

[liarpoliticians]

BBC2, Wednesday's between noon and 1230pm. Sky News also show it, and you can watch online if you live in the UK from the BBC's website.

[SAFCJIMBOB]

BROWN LOOKS VERY TIRED THERE...

[battleax86]

What's with the men wearing powdered wigs sitting in front of the speaker?

[theredraven]

They're the clerks of the house. They advise the speaker and note important stuff down etc.

Normally the speaker wears a wig (a "spinal"  one like Judges wear) but the last one to do was Bernard Weatherhill in the early 1990's.

I do miss the wig :-(

[tigerboy1966]

Harriet Harman is cloning herself. Look! there is a Harman either side of GB. At this rate the PLP could be entirely composed of Harmanclones by 2020.

[wilverbal]

What do you make of the fact that Harman didn't even lift her head when Brown said "zero percent rise"?

[tigerboy1966]

The original Harman does look up as if to say "why are you PM, when I'm ten times smarter than you?" which she is btw. The Harmanclone keeps looking down as it is waiting for someone to plug it's brain in.

[theredraven]

My god, how can you think of such a horrible thought without your head exploding?

More Harmans? NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[tigerboy1966]

Why do all the men on the front benches wear such badly fitting suits?

[hiphipbadlad]

gordon brown was apparently skewered by cameron

[longlivejacko]

i want to see labour go to under 100 seats because they dont deserve to even be in opposition. lib dems shud be opposition (vince cable in charge) cameron for pm

[artysm7]

@longlivejacko agreed.

[cornwallgeezer]

Anybody got a bolt gun?

He's like an old nag that won't die!

[thatcheritescot]

wow! poor gordon brown. he really is doomed.

[Ifuckingh8you]

Oh dear old Gordo is running out of ideas.

Now he´s calling the tories a fascist and nazi organiztion.

Maybe he´ll mobilize his UAF thought police to egg Cameron.

[coodaytah1]

6:58 to 7:03

"Two and a quarter of a million people are leaving the unemployment register every month..."

Does he mean 2,250,000 or is it 2 + 250,000? Either way, I do not believe him.

This guy is a liar, pure and simple.

[coscientology]

think it through. use your whole brain.

[coodaytah1]

Perhaps you need to attain thetan operating level 69 before you realise I am taking the piss.

Science-ology my ass.

[kushdianimation]

watch our gordan brown appreciated video

[ptballm4ssive]

wow you can't even spell his name properly

[rozipoz46]

longlivejacko

"brown is the funniest person ever"

Yeah,as funny as toothache,athletes foot and piles lol.

[moviestony]

A "zero per-cent rise", fantastic it just shows Brown's contempt for the public, he thinks he can get away with it again and we are stupid enough to fall for it.

Brown/Mandys tactic is to lie and smear the opposition, education - theyre toffs, immigration - theyre racist, spending - its health cuts...

Labour has blown our North Sea oil & gas windfall and now we will have to tighten our belts. You know it makes sense.

[rozipoz46]

Gordo the Clown looks like a sack of bleedin spuds the fat git.

As for him being the party of the many LOL LOL

The majority Brits can take a hike as far as he's concerned,he concentrates on the welfare of minorities.

I'll gi'yer a lift back to Jockland fatso.

[Gareth8809]

Because of Gordon:

Unemployment - 3+ million

National debt - £1.4 trillion

The look on Jowel's face as he says "zero pre-cent rise" - priceless

[tommymarshall16]

Its time for this barefaced liar to leave parliament.

We need a election now.

[BeNJiMedia]

Amen to that.

[BryanAJParry]

I almost feel sorry for Brown these days. He's increasingly pathetic looking. It's all rather sad. Can't take much schadenfreude in it, to be honest.

[longlivejacko]

brown is the funniest person ever. he saved the world! 0% spending! idiot lol cameron looks like a pm in waiting. give him 4/5 years how bad can it get?kick em out if theyre rubbish

[zebra55]

Gordon loves the old ideas of class war, us and them, Labour spending - Tory cuts. It's bad for society and out of tune with the public. People don't want to see massive cuts in spending but they know it HAS to happen because of the massive budget deficit, saying you will continue to spend in this situation is not going to win votes. Gordon simply does not believe that the public has any intelligence whatsoever, and that is why he will lose.

[therealchip]

Unelected plonker should get zero in election.

[BeNJiMedia]

Absolutely

[pgjr00]

So what do the Tories do, other than laugh, joke, criticise and act like a bunch of slobs? I'm sure they will win the next election though - they reflect our changing society all too well.

[JB2911]

they tell the truth...that total spending will have to be cut.

i dont like cameron or osborne...but at least they are being realistic and not saddling us with more and more debt, when the open market will pull the economy out of the recession within the next 18 months.

this isnt a party broadcast...this is economics that has been supported by world-leading experts.

[johneunson]

i know g brown reads this.... gordon, this was an awful perfomance....almost shabby. pack your bags and go. your not in tune with your voters. take your pal, lord peter, and go.

[syrusdavirus08]

Q: what are the chances the of labor winning the next election ?

A: 0%

[BeNJiMedia]

Hard to say... 11 months to improve.. Labours been hanging in there and hasnt walked away. Hopefully conservatives get in ;]

[Oceansize1]

Im sick of looking at that Ballsack Brown

[BertrumPantyshield]

"They are the party of the few, we are the part of the many"... There seems a good few more on the side of the Tories at the moment.

Does Brown now use PMQ as a canvasing event? He blathers on endlessly refuse to tell the truth, refusing to admit cuts. Last week he indefatigably defended his mad idea that capital expenditure was rising, and finally this week he has grasped it's not. Is he on a week-long time delay? Do we have to wait till next week to get the truth for this week's questions?

[cheerlessdarkndeadly]

PMQs isn't exactly the highlight of our political system to be fair, and in any case, Brown's quote about the many and few does relate to who will benefit from Tory government, not who will be voting for them.

[croemar]

Gordon Brown is bleak and broken

[GrEaTeSt786]

ty 4 upload!