And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why all cars should be able to convert into boats... So this man's adventure-rant could have gone on for another 40 minutes or so.
I'm in the library watching this, swear to my whole existence, I have never had to stop myself from bursting out laughing as much as I had to at this very moment!
If no one didnt under stand his steps he goes 1. drink four loko 2. weed 3. Pills or Cyrstal meth 4. Heroin 5. He starts having scyzo attacks 6. drives car and crashes couple times 7. ram car into old lady 8. taste blood 9. cops coming after him 10. Jumps over cliff 11. water rising up and then drowns
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"So he's gonna get drunk Smoke a joint(then talks about the lincoln-kennedy conspiracy) Swallows a lot of amphetimines Shoots heroine Says he's going to Stacy's house(who the fuck is stacy?) Goes through a mental breakdown Hits two walls 8 times with his car Hits an old lady who just had a lovely time(then licks her blood(wtf!?) 4 police car chase hits a jump and slowly drowns. ....cool night if you ask me"
@ XxfishpastexX. Quote from XxfishpastexX for those who do not get it!
"So he's gonna get drunk Smoke a joint(then talks about the lincoln-kennedy conspiracy) Swallows a lot of amphetimines Shoots heroine Says he's going to Stacy's house(who the fuck is stacy?) Goes through a mental breakdown Hits two walls 8 times with his car Hits an old lady who just had a lovely time(then licks her blood(wtf!?) 4 police car chase hits a jump and slowly drowns. ....cool night if you ask me"
Justin Beaver’s penis is the size of the dislike bar. In soviet Russia the opposite happens to you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if “insert obvious bullshit here”. My parents thought I was watching porn. 310 views and thousands of likes!?. Press 12345678 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads. I pee on the side of the bowl to make less noise and I find this hard to masturbate to.
Centuries from now, some digital archeologists will find this early YouTube clip cached on some dusty hard drive in a forgotten basement storage room. Reviewing it and beholding its brilliance again for the first time, they will notice with dismay that the clip received less than three-hundred thousand views and will sadly realize their ancestors were indeed chowderheads.
My friends always ask me why I won't smoke with them - from now on I'm just going to pull this video up. I know he did more than smoke weed but it'll be enough to get them off my back about it. I love this video.
0:52 hunter- "dunununununu so kennedys cemetery was named lincoln and lincolns cemetary was name kennedy man yeah man i can't believe that man got SHOT in the head man!" girl-"FUCK YEAH MAN."
Chris Farley is def looking down and laughing at this guy. But Chris would've done it better
bug1nthesun 11 hours ago
my favorte CH vid.
trillafrilla 22 hours ago
LOLOLOLOL
dstir23 1 day ago
this was pretty hard to watch....
Picjay77 5 days ago
you can hear a cameraman laughing at 1:50
tacobuenoboyy 6 days ago
@tacobuenoboyy No. That was the actor.
BethsDreamland 2 days ago
This is literally my favourite thing on the internet!
DaveyBoy1337 6 days ago
i was going to do a little gfjklgdfjklgfkljklgfdjkgfjkl too
luigiisthebest100 1 week ago
Funny, when this was first posted everybody hated it (not me!!!), nowadays it seems the trend has been totally reverted. Good stuff.
yourpsychedelic 1 week ago
Yeah,I'll do ...that long thing too^^XD
Kommentarist 1 week ago
does that guy remind anyone of chris farley?
hults69 1 week ago
@hults69 My thought exactly! Clever, funny and loveable all at the same time.
DenisMeyers 13 hours ago
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why all cars should be able to convert into boats... So this man's adventure-rant could have gone on for another 40 minutes or so.
harrignos 1 week ago 4
Well done, sir.
UnicornPrincessxxx 1 week ago
how did the other two sit there without laughing the whole time??
lambrevel1 2 weeks ago
omg "i'm sorry i kissed my sister..." lololololololololol. this really brightens up my formerly crappy day
AngelaODonald 2 weeks ago
I'm in the library watching this, swear to my whole existence, I have never had to stop myself from bursting out laughing as much as I had to at this very moment!
thehumblepacifican 2 weeks ago
I rarely laugh out loud to these videos- but this guy literally made me laugh the piss outta myself. I'm pretty uncomfortable right now...
abr9030 2 weeks ago
HAAHAHAH what a KING!!!!!! this dude is fucking awesome!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
madafakaCELA 2 weeks ago
bahahahahahah i about cried laughing hehe
lildaddysgirl16 3 weeks ago
Just an average night for me...
Elmowaffles 3 weeks ago
the silent "no" at 3:07 is just awesome
Rocco0002 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
ladies and gentlemen.... i give you.... the new CHRIS FARLEY!!!
PhillisNutsack 3 weeks ago
like if you want this made into a movie
guitarpwner67 3 weeks ago 3
Y U NO HD
AlybearPlays 3 weeks ago
I just had to sit through an ad where a buff black dude was bowling with his own head.
AlybearPlays 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@AlybearPlays he scares me wen he yells at me i have't been on youtube for a week after that
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This, My friends
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awhitesoul2012 1 month ago
cool
ProZinnoHD 1 month ago
that was crazy
doomsdayforever 1 month ago
Meh
beatngo710 1 month ago
oh yea.. just a LITTLE bit of thaaat
15alicia102697 1 month ago
at the end i was like :O
bronxares 1 month ago
i wonder what the neighbors next door were thinking...
textred13 1 month ago 3
I love the "NO!" look he gets near the end
forenboy92 1 month ago
I threw flowers at my screen
Gallo1307 1 month ago 13
If this guy just did things like this in a whole movie, Itd win the award for best motion picture
redux32 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 5
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
caloypoy 1 month ago
ha ha master at charades
xhgpsasquatch 1 month ago
lol.....
KyrisTV 1 month ago
One of the best clips I've ever seen XDD
windjohnson 1 month ago
Chris Farley?
MaJixGAGT 1 month ago
maby he should have just organised his shoe's.
shnawdude03 1 month ago 11
What an awesome night!
jerz211 1 month ago
The best "don't drink and drive" ad I've ever seen
sirdoodlebug219 1 month ago 3
@sirdoodlebug219 More like "dont drink/toke/od on ritalin/heroin ad"
griftersband 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@sirdoodlebug219 He did the herion after drinking.lol
jell0d0ng 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
That. Was. AMAZING!!!!!!
supfooification 1 month ago
The new Chris Farley.
davidsk8ing 1 month ago
lets go to fucking stacy's house! hahhahaha
SHYSHILLY 1 month ago
The reason i stayed subscribed to college humor.
1991araaron 1 month ago 10
Lmmfao
originalbobbeast3 1 month ago
Reminds me of Thom Yorke's dance in Lotus Flower by Radiohead
justintc1996 1 month ago
He's gonna act like Chris Farley all night?
fluugenzinsky2 2 months ago 3
such a good actor.....
DaSwaggerdon 2 months ago 5
man this video MUST have more views!this is so awesome!
Rocco0002 2 months ago
somebody give this guy an oscar.
stuffemburgers 2 months ago 327
The third guy's first couple movements all looked gay.
123UncleRuckus 2 months ago
sorry i kissed my sister...
MrRuneball 2 months ago
HAHAHA soooo funny laughed my ass off
warzaa96 2 months ago
dyton brothers just sent me
papasmurf5493 2 months ago
talented people!!!!
volikoto 2 months ago
If no one didnt under stand his steps he goes 1. drink four loko 2. weed 3. Pills or Cyrstal meth 4. Heroin 5. He starts having scyzo attacks 6. drives car and crashes couple times 7. ram car into old lady 8. taste blood 9. cops coming after him 10. Jumps over cliff 11. water rising up and then drowns
EldenR 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos 9
that was brilliant.
farhood95 2 months ago 3
i thought he was sucking a dick hahah
superemoboyz 2 months ago
You know something like that:)
Madgammer96 2 months ago
This is honestly the best youtube video I have seen in a very long time. Just pure physical acting humor. Genius.
XD soooo funny!!
saturnrings123 2 months ago
lol this deserves a comment sorry i cant think of anything funny but thats because it cant beat this
pootytang82 2 months ago
this should be a psa Commercial.
TheBeka0301 2 months ago
The hand movement, representing a fish, almost killed me
SidDhaRthata 2 months ago 203
@SidDhaRthata I loved the whole water scene!!
TakuFishDish 2 months ago
@SidDhaRthata really? cause it killed him
Raynul 2 weeks ago
amazing
123ashtonm 2 months ago
THAT WAS EPIC
BJB1997theRandom 2 months ago
HAHAHAH wow that was AWESOME HAHA!!! haha he drowns
Th3Rand0mFiv3 2 months ago
i hate it when this happens to me....
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tikusrabun 2 months ago
what's the third thing he did? meth??
default1337 2 months ago
@default1337 pills
ehandkz 2 months ago
please share this with EVERYONE!!!
hobojoe017 2 months ago
I didn't get it...
AntwnhsTswlhs 2 months ago
this deserves more views!
qazeks 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
reason people aren't watching maybe because many are trying to avoid the dangerous reality of drinking, drugs & driving
ANIMEISHOT256 2 months ago
1422 people kissed their sisters and regret after watching this video.
SikDjMaXglueZ 2 months ago
This guy doesn't just have great acting skill, but he has premonition too...
SikDjMaXglueZ 2 months ago
......sooo ahhhh what are you doing tonight (award silence)
TheXboxman97 2 months ago
EVERYONE!!!! SHARE THIS VIDEO!!!! IT NEEDS MORE VIEWS!!! SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS!!!!
RKReyes4 2 months ago
hahaha when the other dude says "no" i fvkn died!
KingMyron23 2 months ago
Get the oscar out oppl, this is fracken awsome :)
Digidice 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
I'm not sure why but I feel like watching Chris Farley clips right now
immaturechildofgod 2 months ago
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lmfaoooo!
mnygrc92 2 months ago
This video seriously made me laugh. So fucking funny!
xxjackiee909 2 months ago
lol a fish swims by. 3:11
Sparks217 2 months ago
bahahahhahaha
Moeggggggggggggggggg 2 months ago
This is what fat people do when they get together?
PlayingOurParts 2 months ago
@PlayingOurParts They usually try to eat each other...
PAPERINIKGT 2 months ago
cranium with this guy..
seankillszombies 2 months ago
wish I could favorite this 1,000 times
djsmore 2 months ago
chris farley!!
Brizzler1000 2 months ago
That was perhaps the greatest thing ive ever seen.
thisisannoyinglol 2 months ago 2
not one of there best
echojr999 2 months ago
I cracked the freak up off of that lady.. xD
BitchAssNeecah 2 months ago
dank you so much i had a lovely time
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@ XxfishpastexX. Quote from XxfishpastexX for those who do not get it!
"So he's gonna get drunk Smoke a joint(then talks about the lincoln-kennedy conspiracy) Swallows a lot of amphetimines Shoots heroine Says he's going to Stacy's house(who the fuck is stacy?) Goes through a mental breakdown Hits two walls 8 times with his car Hits an old lady who just had a lovely time(then licks her blood(wtf!?) 4 police car chase hits a jump and slowly drowns. ....cool night if you ask me"
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@ XxfishpastexX. Quote from XxfishpastexX for those who do not get it!
"So he's gonna get drunk Smoke a joint(then talks about the lincoln-kennedy conspiracy) Swallows a lot of amphetimines Shoots heroine Says he's going to Stacy's house(who the fuck is stacy?) Goes through a mental breakdown Hits two walls 8 times with his car Hits an old lady who just had a lovely time(then licks her blood(wtf!?) 4 police car chase hits a jump and slowly drowns. ....cool night if you ask me"
JohnDoeNext 2 months ago
There is one part that I understood: Leprechaun getting ran over.
xSirDingo 2 months ago
That guy just takes it way too far... FTW
mrmegabombastic 2 months ago
Best game of Sherades EVERR!!
ControlFreack 2 months ago
reminds me so much of jack black
skyharb0r 2 months ago
Awesome.
VidZ65 3 months ago
Dyton Brothers
VenTiion 3 months ago 8
Water rising ;'DD
sickpuppieslovesme 3 months ago
LOL im gon' get u old lady hahahahahaha
SuperJHOWARD 3 months ago
@SuperJHOWARD
OH no. Stop. NO
mhscandyman 3 months ago
Somebody give this man an oscar!
pokepower74 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
2:45 im sorry i kissed my sister! hahahahha
deathmetalCharles 3 months ago
Have I ever been so moved.
BoboConan 3 months ago
so funny, whats this guys name?
DonWorks2Hard 3 months ago
better stick with the shoes ...XD
Ironhide167 3 months ago
Moar Murderfist
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Justin Beaver’s penis is the size of the dislike bar. In soviet Russia the opposite happens to you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if “insert obvious bullshit here”. My parents thought I was watching porn. 310 views and thousands of likes!?. Press 12345678 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads. I pee on the side of the bowl to make less noise and I find this hard to masturbate to.
BrendonKovacic 3 months ago
THIS SHOULD BE ONE OF THOSE BE ABOVE THE INFLUENCE COMMERCIALS!
Killumanited 3 months ago 25
This man deserves an Oscar.
losaface4 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 206
@losaface4 he does
123ashtonm 2 months ago
@losaface4
Definitely has more talent
natedognd 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you looked at the top comment and actually counted to see if he hit the wall 8 times...
TheFakeRecords 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
I am so going to do this the next time some asked me that
GuitarOverlordChris 3 months ago 4
brilliant!
phlebasd 3 months ago 2
this is so funney
airwave2oo8 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Someone please give this man at least a oscar or the novel peace prize
VexusTheReplacement 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 6
@VexusTheReplacement Just curious. What exactly is the Novel peace prize? Did he write the best book ever or what?
TheMurrdawg7 2 months ago
@TheMurrdawg7 When you try to make the world a better place by impacting it greatly and succeeding
VexusTheReplacement 2 months ago
@VexusTheReplacement isnt it the NOBLE peace prize? lol
Emron925A 2 months ago
@Emron925A Oh yeah sorry i always thought they said Novel
VexusTheReplacement 2 months ago
@VexusTheReplacement lol dont be sorry.
Emron925A 2 months ago
@VexusTheReplacement haha.. Nm. You obviously didn't get it.
TheMurrdawg7 2 months ago
Centuries from now, some digital archeologists will find this early YouTube clip cached on some dusty hard drive in a forgotten basement storage room. Reviewing it and beholding its brilliance again for the first time, they will notice with dismay that the clip received less than three-hundred thousand views and will sadly realize their ancestors were indeed chowderheads.
jfuite 3 months ago 110
@jfuite ... look again! :D
LiveForFunny 3 months ago
@jfuite its over 300 000 dumb ass
cwickso 3 months ago
@cwickso troll patrol
tamu77095 3 months ago
@jfuite too long did not listen
ju571n82 2 months ago
Her wtf face at 3:12, lol.
19Jones91 3 months ago
My friends always ask me why I won't smoke with them - from now on I'm just going to pull this video up. I know he did more than smoke weed but it'll be enough to get them off my back about it. I love this video.
KlawOfChicken 3 months ago 2
0:52 hunter- "dunununununu so kennedys cemetery was named lincoln and lincolns cemetary was name kennedy man yeah man i can't believe that man got SHOT in the head man!" girl-"FUCK YEAH MAN."
joeeric100 3 months ago
Why is it unavailable for iPod viewers?
Mebeover9000 3 months ago
this is fucking epic! xp
TheCatherinefacer 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
OMGG! I'm doing the same thingg!!!! :D
tuzyzx 3 months ago 2
sssssoooooo what are you doing tonight again?
creeperfromiceland 3 months ago
Loved that fishy casually swimming by. hahahah This was awesomely hilarious. Great acting, as expected from CH
negee3 3 months ago 4
His old lady voice and face gets me every time
WizenSlime 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos 4
hes such a great actor holy crap!
fraser1qw 3 months ago 4
lol:D His actin is ACE!
missKhettos 3 months ago
keep pressing 4 :D
xdojox 3 months ago
I would totally tap the chick.
Nothefaceyoubitch 3 months ago
i do that every night........
TGdownthestreet 3 months ago
Where can i find more videos of this guy
SirSneakE 3 months ago
that girl is fat
KaiUchiha15 3 months ago
needs more dragons...
iL0V3music360 3 months ago
......yah cool story bro
TheFakeRecords 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
I am so hight right now this is hilarious hahaha even though my brain is bleeding through this shit hahah
PlayingOurParts 3 months ago
Give that man an oscar.
mkk316 3 months ago 4
WOAH! that was amazing!
6tonestaa 3 months ago
He crazy!?!
Danster547 3 months ago
Okay I got an add for a car mentioning a crash test dummy..I find that funny to go with this video XD
nekozombie0 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
this is just soo funny dude!
oogp 3 months ago
best episode ever! :D
oogp 3 months ago
I love this episode!
oogp 3 months ago
LOL
The water rising.
:'D
AfterFeelings 3 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
Dude if you ever come around the portland area hit me up. i gotta party with this fella
SirSneakE 3 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor 4
I keep watching and rewatching and every time it is just as funny. I will keep going until the moment where I don't lol.
leonidasinaspeedo 3 months ago
Seriously, at 1:20 I lose my shit EVERY TIME!
brettygood 3 months ago