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  • kristen looks really tired in this interview. she has bags under her eyes

  • he can "over explain" anything to me thats for sure.

  • after that thing jesse said, his ass got dumped

  • "So I didnt look like a patient" LMAO I love this guy :D

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  • I have never liked Kristen much and I absolutely dig her with Jesse. They're both so deliciously awkward that they supplement one another.

  • kristen stewart looks just like my latin teacher except my latin teacher is actually pretty

  • @bonquiqui874 hahahaah best comment ever

  • @sunnysummerheaven Thanks

  • @bonquiqui874 if someone looks exactly like someone else, then they look exactly like each other, they cant look like each other and one is pretty :S?

  • @mstwilightloverxx They share some similar qualities that make their faces look alike but they qualities in my teachers face are better.

  • I love how on a skit on SNL they say this movie is about a white boy who is sad about getting a job :)

  • @sweetyamz09 Except for the part where the movie is not about that at all.

  • Awkward overload. The universe can't handle this much longer.

  • does she ever brush her hair :D

  • so ironic...

  • She always says that she puts her own self into a character, but then she says that she picks characters who are totally unlike herself. Explain that to me Kristen Stewart.

  • @nevershoutfelicia its becaus she doesnt know what shes talking about and shes kind of a huge moron lol.

  • lmaoo i adore you Jesse!!!

  • kristen are you gay because i am gay and i think that would.. work out... 

  • I liked Jesse in Juno or was it Suxbad?

  • @priapo2 it was nt jesse in juno...i ws michael..bt thy do look alike

  • @priapo2 Both are Michael Cera. They're very alike though, both of em are gold.

  • 0:43 who's laugh was that?!!I WANT THAT LAUGH!!!

  • jesse is a lot better then edward

  • @seanfever1 Then Edward what?

  • @Playumaya I see what you did there...and I love it!

  • She talks like a man, I think she's a lesbian lol

  • I haven't crushed on an actor since Leonardo DiCaprio was big lol. I swore I never would again cause it's silly and I'll never meet them, but I just LOVE Jesse. = )

  • I love love love love Jesse Eisenberg, but I hate her as a choice for him. She's a bitch and he's a sweet guy. = ) I know it was just a movie, but I was so sad when she kept having sex with Ryan Reynolds. I know he did stuff with the other girl too, but I don't know she was worse! Lol Jesse seems to be an amazing rare person.

  • Adventureland is Kennywood in Pittsburgh Pa!

  • @mzdijah13 i love himmm

  • i LOVE kristens ears , their so cute ! Sorry if this sounds weird...

  • Jesse's eyes are so blue their pretty :)

  • I WOULD FUUUUCK KRISTEN .....AND IM A GIRL !

  • @LoveSmileLiveDaniie thought i was the only one who thoguht that lol

  • not look like a patient!!!! lol

  • @mzdijah13 Everyone has a personality. Just because it doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean they don't.

  • God i love kristen

  • Advertureland VS. Zombieland

  • @Dr13edward isn't adventure land in zombieland?

  • @TheNightridr nooope! that was Pacific Playland hahah, i thought they were the same place too, because its almost the same title and the same actor Jesse Eisenberg . but, nope. hahah

  • They are MEANT FOR EACHOTHER!! O-O

  • @KarlaLOL uhmm..no?

  • @NightinGal89 Uhh hell yea xD they would be sooo adorably awkward together :3

  • The two most awkward people in acting...

  • @louieaubergine They're my two favorite people. I'm just as awkward as they are. We'd be best friends.

  • "I always make sure that they're a completely different person from me"

    ummmm. Okay in every movie I've seen you in you play an awkward girl who is kind of an outcast and doesn't really know how to act/be normal...it seems EXACTLY like you.

  • @erinmaloy95 he has like 26 movies did you saw all of them? you think joan jett is like em in adventureland or mallory in welcome to the rileys? or Sarah Altman in panic room looks like melinda sordino in speak? i can go on and on and on lol

  • @insimilecupitre well in almost all of the movies where she has had the lead role, she's been incredibly awkward. Twilight, this, Speak, The Cake Eaters...etc.

  • @insimilecupitre Okay, your arguing about something extremely stupid, with someone you don't know, about someone who does'nt even know of your existence. am i the only one who ffinds this completely pointless? jesus grow up already dude.

  • @idrinkskyyvodka first of all its spelled *youre. seeing as you cant use proper grammar, you might not know what 'hypocrisy' is. example- if these arguments are as pointless as you state, why are you continuing yours? you are arguing with someone you dont know about how pointless it is to argue with someone... you.. dont.. know.... and asking people you dont know to agree with you? sooooo you learned 2 things today =]

  • @sfuture08 well i just think it's dumb to argue about something as ridiculous as dumbass kristen stewert, and by the way this is not an argument, i'm just trying to make a point.

  • @erinmaloy95 lol i meant *she

  • @erinmaloy95 Yeah? Really? Wow, you're opinion is so different than the others, did you thought that alone? Well, respect your opinion, no, I don't think so. PS: I don't pretend to be rude.

  • @TheAnnyQ The next time you try to insult me why don't you try to learn how to write first. "did you thought that alone?" Looks like you need to go back to grammar school, honey.

  • @erinmaloy95 I wasn't trying to insult you. There's a difference between an opinion and an insult (these kind of things, not, doesn't learn in school.) And english is not my first language so if you wanna opine in spanish we can, I haven't any problem. And thanks for the lesson, really, I try the best I can, darling.

  • micheal cera and jesse eisenberg look the same

  • @DreamerzIllusiionz No they don't.

  • @TheAnnyQ my opinon they do

  • is it just me or is jessie really sexy?

  • violent femmes

  • Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart radiate more heat and passion in one movie than Kristen and Robert Pattinson do in three movies... and they're a real couple.

  • patient!! lol

  • Jesse's like... Michael Cera..

    

  • @MagdaBing you mean Michael Cera is like Jesse

  • Kristen forever! i solemnly vow to watch every single one of your movie

  • Jesse has yellow eyebrows :p

  • This bitch is on coke always.

  • he look like nick jonas!!!he is adorable

  • @chr019; no, Jesse Eisenberg looks like Jesse Eisenberg.

  • @cherishsaaays sweet like jolie look like at her kid that the same...he just look like nick they arnt the same

  • @chr019; it's just like people constantly comparing people to Justin Bieber: No one wants to hear it.

  • @cherishsaaays i hear it:)so you are wrong again...

  • @chr019; I'm not wrong, clearly. Learn how to type.

  • @cherishsaaays sweet i am not from england so i now how to type in my language:)

  • @chr019; I'm from the United States. What you said made a total of zero sense.

  • @cherishsaaays you dont understand when i told you i am not from england so i cant speak verry well english but i can speak greek beacuse is my language...thats simple:)

  • If jesse's a dweeb than I heart dweebs 4-ever.

  • omg i could not stop laughing.

  • @kingofpistols hey your probably drunk typing this so go lay down and you'll be thinking straight in a couple of hours. You must not have any insight on the movie business ay? Your point your trying to make is awful and has no back up detail other then he is a fucking dweeb? lol whatever. Get your facts straight and remember theres a difference from voicing your opinion and saying stuff just to be a dick. And right now you're being a dick.

  • "My characters are so different. I always make sure they're completely different from me" is ironic coming from Kristen Stewart. Because she plays herself. Mannerisms and all. Every time.

  • @jolenepk Ahaha, this comment made me laugh. I honestly have to agree with you like 100 percent. Almost every movie i've seen her star in she has found a way to completely play herself(from what i have seen in her interviews). Its not a hate comment btw just thought that it was a bit off she said that and found it strikingly funny.

  • @jolenepk She chooses characters based on attributes she sees in herself. This can be a good thing and a bad thing. Either way, I think she is a brilliant actress with a lot of growing room.

  • Song at the start?

  • @ryankhosla Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes

  • yet, every character she plays, acts the same........

  • Did she just say that her characters doesn't reflect her? What a massive lie.

  • they are both awkward

  • @mayarirh

    yes, but Jesse is cute and awkward :) Kristen is just.. annoyingly awkward.

  • both of them are awkward...awwwwwww :) <3 them

  • ooh i love you jesse, so shy you make my heart stop

  • @032496 --gotta be kidding me!!

  • Zombieland > Adventureland

  • they're like the same fucking people holy crap

  • Lol Jesse is like indirectly hilarious..

  • They would actually make a great couple in real life. Their very similar to each other. Shy, introverted a little bit etc etc.

  • in a couple of years this guy its gonna be 30.. and still could make teen movies.. lol

  • @Nycku007 --Ya what a dweeb!

  • You are so cute Jesse!

  • @louiroseb yes!!!!

  • AWKWARD,,,!! ahahaha! love you Jesse!!!

  • I am looking at Kristen Stewart and I can see that she is gorgeous and I would love to have her as a girlfriend but something tells me that she is frigid and would be a disappointment in bed.

  • whenever Kristen talks, my mind goes blank and i'm like "seriously, what the hell is she saying?!" and then Jesse does the talking and i'm like "ohhhh, yea okay I get it now! But wait now, how can a person be this brilliant and adorable in real life? I WANT HIM!!"

  • what are u talkin about iwantorlando? go and watch jesse and kristen's interviews and u'll find that not only are they both smart and intelligent but jesse thinks that she is smart and that she is the best actress

  • @twilightroxhard i think kristen stewart rox as n actress n i think she is really pretty 2 :)

  • ok lniwu did u actually see this movie? have u seen the cake eaters? zathura? i can sort of understand u because she is a true actress and she seems like she is the part she plays. but really i seriously doubt u've seen a lot of her movies.

  • I don't think Jesse likes her. He's really intelligent and quick...she's so slow and...not smart.

  • i dont like her...

  • She is so awkward, she is purposely making it that way!

  • I like Jesse better as mark zucckerberg

  • "So did you guys ever talk about your own first encounters? first loves? first kiss?"

    (Kirsten remembers Edward slug-eyebrows, sparkle-in-the-sun, paedo-stare, vampire Cullen)

    ".........No. Not at all..."

  • Mr. & Mrs.Awkward 

  • @darceyy18

    I THINK SHE IS A SHY PERSON (=

  • Why is he so effortlessly hilarious!?!?!

  • Gaaah Kristen Stewart doesn't compare to Jesse Eisenberg

  • Fuck this bitch. I want JEWNICORNS

  • keep pressing 9

  • KRISTEN STEWART IS SMOKIN

  • @AJWP4

    and??? a lot of people are; too

  • @XxMarieJanexX excuse me?

  • @AJWP4

    What's wrong with being "smokin"; that's don't made you a bad person (=

  • I'm not s big fan of Kristen Stewart, but she was really good in this movie....

  • I love Jesse, but these two are the awkwardest couple I've ever seen in my life

  • I wonder if people have actually HEARD that she said " I make sure the characters I play are different than who I AM"

    And people who say she plays herself, please tell me if you have spent actual time with her for more than half an hour, actually know her interests and dislikes, and how she acts when she's NOT in front of a camera.

    And are we forgetting that she has really actually been in the a list category for so long, and the actors you compare her to have been in the business longer.

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  • awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man he is taken

  • @mandy41598 who is he dating???

  • Jesse Eisenberg i loveeeeee youuuuuu !

  • kristen is so fucking boring!

  • he so friggin adorable, I JUST WANNA GIVE HIM A BEAR HUGGGG <3

  • i love her voice, is not that girly voice like, i dont know selena gomez. i really love miley cyrus voice.

  • hahaha jesse's soo akwarddd

    i love that about him

  • All of my friends love Jesse. He is so adorable..and hilarious on snl :P

  • this movie was so funny and cool!!!

  • Haha omg he's so awk. I love him <3

  • I prefer Emma Stone and Jesse's chemistry. 

  • @ItsnatalieS Ditto!

  • @ItsnatalieS I myself perfer Jesse's and Andrew's chemistry:-)

  • @sinaain Touché.

  • the two most awkward people ever there perfect for eachother

  • look like a patient....lol jesse ur so cute...

  • He's sooo HOT. :)

  • She can only play herself in films, this interview has just proved it haah

  • jesse is so funny that makes him cute.....he is smart and have cute sense of humor...

  • it’s actually funny that both of them are a little awkward and uneasy when speaking in public - I wonder how they got along in this movie.

  • how does kristen play different characters? all the characters i've seen her play have been awkward. justt awkwardd.

  • @misslautnerrr yeah,,,agree, even when she plays on welcome to the rileys or in the runaways, they are look like a same character just in a different role.

    I heard a rumor about she'd play "Snow White" hmmm I wonder how awkward it would be how she had to act as a princes,,well it could a stating point of her that she could act different, or it would be just another same character she put in a different role.

  • OHHHH! las dos personas más odiosas del planeta tierra: por maleducados, por ignorantes, por arrogantes y por pésimos actores...si ella me parecía anodina, vulgar y sin capacidad opara interpretar (sólo abre y cierra la boca) él, ohhhh!!!! qué asco de tío....de verdad, vaya pareja tan insoportable

  • @MrClaumm

    La verdad, me parece que no son pesimos actores; Jesse fue nominado al oscar y Kristen se ganó un BAFTA por estrella emergente.(=

  • @XxMarieJanexX el bafta de kristen lo votó el público, eso, teniendo en cuenta la promo de twilight y la edad del público, no garantiza que sea buena actriz, a mi desde luego no me lo parece, siempre es ella misma en cada película, no hay un personaje, está ella. en el caso de eisemberg diría lo mismo, en cada papel lo veo a él mismo, no al personaje, no me gustan, no me parecen biuenos actores, bien promocionados quizás, buenos actores NO.

  • I like Jesse I think he's cute in a nerd way

  • jesse is the most adorable like even back in "Cursed" hes like an awkward sensitive nerd...I love it...I bet hes like a very good boyfriend

  • Have to admit hes a funny fucker,

    Special effects not making me look like a patient.

    I reckon Tarantino will get him on something being very good at the scenes with longer dialogue.

  • It's so good to see intelligent male leads getting acting work in the States. He is just in a different class to the likes of Michael Cera and Robert Pattinson.

  • of course it's "awkward love", it's with kristen stewart..

  • @zugarpies haha, totally agree with you, man.

  • @zugarpies ahahahahahahahahahahahah lol well jesse almost became zombie is perfectly normal for kristen :)

  • "they're awkward"... wait, did u mean intelligent?

    they are very intelligent. It's kind of sad that you guys often can't tell intelligence and awkwardness apart. they're awesum.

  • i like how many of the young actors and actresses now arent so dumb and blonde

  • This is probably the first time I've seen her and she hasnt made everything SO awkward

  • fuck kristen, GO EMMA STONE <3

  • lol he sounds like bill gates but still cool guy

  • sounds jus like michael cera

  • she's so damn awkward

  • @Madisita So is Jesse. Get over it

  • @jumpforjoy6 no, actually jesse has a great sense of humor, he's serious but he can be hilarious by being sarcastic.

  • @Madisita he's awkward, he admits it himself.. wahwah

  • @jumpforjoy6 yeah that's right haha but see other interviews, he's sarcastic and funny. kristen is....always awkward

  • God Kristen fix ur damn hair hahah

  • Jesse's great. He has this certain sense of humor that's not so obvious. He's quiet and so calm and relaxed it seems but he can be really funny without even trying.

  • yeah he looks underaged ,thats good !

  • Doesn't Jesse Eisenberg age?! He looks the same in all of his movies! And now he's 27! I thought he was like 18.

  • Honestly, her character in Adventureland IS unlike her.

  • Is Kristen Stewart the most dull, vacuous, pointless and unintelligent person on the planet? Or is she just in the top five?