Charley Says Never Play Near Water

[TheMark6969]

what if the grown up wants you to look at puppies,what then?I'm confused.

[kdreamland]

I like charley and the kid at the begining of the vid. They both look so down. Charley looks like he doesn't think much of the dads fishing.

Also, after clicking on the play button, keep pressing 2, to see the kid dance a jig while Charley laughs.

[kdreamland]

Look at the dad's face as he pulls the cat out of the water. He looks even more surprised than Charlie, and he never closes his mouth!

[adamanFTtitwell]

fuck you charlie

[meemoeuk]

I saw this when I was a kid, I was horrified when charlie went in the water, it really scared the shit out of me. Don't think I made the mental connect to not jump in cold uncharted water myself though, but I never did that anyway.

[sonic80474]

pour charley diving into the river like that good adverts like these you can learn from charley says play safe again good for you charley

[POLARBEARLUFC]

Shit cat dive should have done a reverse somersault ending in a straight pike..

[kopa225]

Pause at 0:46

[ROCKSTAR2000LIZ]

Who take's a cat fishing????

[OllyPolly17]

'Charlie NEARLY drowned'

aw, shit :/

[angrykidda13]

sad lol

[Flaedrill]

"Charly got caught on the line"... That hook on the edge had no effect? It's obviously possessed.

[JFredUK]

Charley obviously cannot judge distance when it comes to taking a run-up in order to jump in a puddle. He deserves to stay in the water, useless puddle-jumping moggy. Look at the Dad's facial expression at 0.36 LOL

[randomandproudqueen]

What the kid thinks Charlie is saying:

"Charlie says next time we go fishing we should stay close to daddy and he hopes whenever you're near water you stay close to a grown-up too"

What Charlies is actually saying:

"ZUL MOTHAFUCKA! ZUL!"

[sonsielass1]

Very dramatic. I almost wept when Charlie was underwater, and the scarey music!

[TStyle1979]

Charley got it wrong this time didn't he?  Serves him right for being so smug about strangers and matches.

[pikakoo64]

Pause around 0:44

[randidno]

Furthermore, Charley`s initial puddle antics are rather surprising as cats are normally averse to water.

[randidno]

It was a nice gesture of the father to take his son and Charlie along, but what would have been a nicer gesture would have been to give the boy a fishing rod as well. Fishing from my understanding is a time-consuming activity and it is no small wonder that without recourse to stimulation through fishing, they would resort to playing with puddles. The boy could have had a fishing rod with a stick and some string, so as to share in the experience.

[traukid1]

0:45 charlie really said that?! 0_o

[Kaagh178]

If Charlie was my cat, I wouldn't have listened to his Demon talk. I'd have called Ghostbusters to have the Demon exorcised from Charlie's body.

[JamesLippy]

The kid is a complete fucktard, if it wasn't for his damn posessed cat he would have died a painful death years back.

[councilglasses]

Charlie says he's going to phone child line and report daddy for fishing without a licence.Daddy says next time they all go fishing he's taking a bin bag

[Loobs666]

Weird.... After Charlie has been pulled out of the water, he sounds like a ranting Islamist Preacher! Maybe it's a kind of baptism?

[LaraCroftDiary]

LOL:

"MEOW MEOW WOW MEOW WOW WOW" XD

[kdreamland]

Yow, from 0.54, the kid looks like he's spitting bar! Shake that finger kid! Tell them you is big innit! 

[welshywazere]

Why does his dad look like a grandad maybe thats why his mum is doin the milkman!

[ericstaltz]

Charley seems to do nothing except teach that boy how to kill himself, or get him involved in situations that might. Frankly, I'd get rid of the damn cat and start doing some parenting myself!

All that said and done, though, gotta love Charley :)

[Jacksonrox13]

If you pause at 0:52 - 0:54 Charly's face looks really retarded....

[Feisty1967]

Poor Charley! That cat has a terrible life! I really feel for him, I want to give him a big cuddle.

[jonasldg]

possesed or not! at least the cat wants to play!! i know mine dosnt...

[Tacoburger11]

BFOWBROOOROOOWBRBOBWOROBWOBROO­WOROBOWBOROOOWOWWWW ...says charlie.

[NoelleIsEpic]

1:01 looks as if they're gonna rape is D8

[thegeneral1122]

that cat is trippin balls !

[Tacoburger11]

SEIZURE CAT

[Fr33co]

Ohh poor satanic cat fell into the water :(, hail charly :)

[blDu0T0uDld]

PsychoCAT!!!

[mattmickylad]

this cat is scary

[theBLADE8945]

charley "nearly" drowned?

Well thats not good enough

[youkid1000]

so kids never go swimming anywhere!

[professorintellect]

Ok, I'm from the States and I have a question: is the kid the only one who understands Charley?

[PaulAnt2008]

@professorintellect Apparently :P

[SullivanIsASpaz]

Charlie, you fucking retarded cat, don't almost drown and then give the fucking kid advice. I wish you could stayed in there a couple more minutes so you would at least have brain damage and the kid could have a fucking normal life.

[FrankieM1974]

Why would you take a cat fishing, unless you intend to drown the fucker!

[smartguest]

this one is the only one that surely gotten him killed unlike the other ones

[smartguest]

charley always gets nearly Exterminated

[Oldbluesock]

who installed all these moral codes into the cat..

[VinnyMonster1]

Is it me or does that kid look like a 40 year old midget?

[dementedducky934]

charlie says im leaning on his tail and if i dont get the fuck off it he's gonna take me fishing without my dad at night xs

[camfroghoofy]

His dad was so close to catching a 50lb monster fish then that fucking demon cat jumped in and frightened the fish away ... damn him.

[Scooby71Doo]

Thanks to that damn cat all the kids who watched this grew up and became health and safety officers responsible for imposing loony regulations.

[benjitarius]

that's the most depressing thing that i've ever seen... his face at the end makes me want to die.

[poopylinklvl1]

yeah i will stay close to that pedophile at the water park when i go fishing lol?

[Mazza808]

Charlie nearly drowned Charlie says ya shudda friggin let me that hook hurt like a soab

[TheJules2011]

CHARLIE SAYS IM A COMPLETE CUNT!!!!

[grillinIstheLife]

That cat is fucking huge

[NightStar379]

that boy looks posessed at 0:45

[HappyLappyNappy]

screw you Charlie, learn to swim and you'll be fine

[emrabt]

is there anything we ARE allowed to do charlie?

[lawletha]

NOOOOOOOOO! CHARLEEEEEEEYY! D:

[mansaappimpis]

i want the prodigy to make more songs using charly :D

[fr1zz1y]

WERE PEOPLE BACK IN THE 70'S RETARDED?

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

@fr1zz1y

I know. That is the stupidest thing I have very seeb.

[davedundee]

best fuckin place for a moggie

[IsaacAttack21]

the puddles look like cum lol

[dinadoe]

0.o i am kindas scared

[antofa77]

that's just bull. did anyone ever hear of swimming lessons for children under the age of 5?

[tvtower]

This is a special health and safety cat.

[mattacuk]

lol yes he was, and he rocked my world

[tvtower]

Dad keep an eye on your kid you idiot. And Lamnont you are a spak handy- chop tube lol.

[littleNorwegians]

0:28

OH SHI-

[WhiteKnight402]

I like the meows of glee from Charley while they're splashing in the puddles... better than fishing...no doubt!

[RYCloud92]

So theres the kids dad, he must only make these fishing trips and working all the time. Its ok though the kids mum has the milkman to keep her company.

[Nintendavin]

I bet his dad was considering throwing the obviously possessed cat back into the water.

[thewilloffire08]

that cats a disgrace,it cant swim!

[Agui007]

Charley's head isn't attached to his body at 0:42.

[PhatnNinja]

charlie fail

[Darkwolfgirl107]

0:36 the dad is a retard.

[IsaacAttack21]

i like charlys scary smile at the end

[IsaacAttack21]

i bet at the kid's wedding before he kisses the bride charly will have a fit and tell the kid to marry him instead!

[ChrisCarter1983]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[6footsharon]

wow - don't remember this one but i think if i'd seen it at the time i'd definately stay away from water - it's really quite creepy...

[earjams1]

What Charlie and the boy really need is: Charley's claws to be removed and a flotation device. What the boy needs is swimming lessons and dog or other pet that can swim/caution him on every fuckon stupid thing. Damn, just get the kid a duck/macaw/parrot/etc.

[CrazeeCatrin]

i wonder if they will ever do a video about the dangers of giving your cat cocaine?

[1971ScoobyDoo]

I always wanted to drown that damn cat. As for the kid i bet he was one of the sods who grew up and became a health and safety prat.

[RealityDetective]

It's scripted fast by government with their excuses that they care about us, it's so funny! criticalunityDOTorg !

Love the look on cats face as he jumps in water though :)

[samswhore]

that child looks evil at 1:02

[hobbit1486]

Translation of Charley the cat when he is in the water:

"F***ing hell its f***ing freezin in here like. That b*stard kid is gonna get f***ing strangled if I divn't drown!"

[TheJorjj]

Cats don't splash in puddles. The video's message is moot.

[Lamnont]

In england they drive on the wrong side of the road, so cats love water there.

[ChrisCarter1983]

Na, we drive on the correct side of the road, mate, and what's that got to do with cats loving water you spack-handy chop-tube?!

[Tordy1]

@ChrisCarter1983 I love you

[estherstillman]

charley wants TO GET LAID

[MegaMcClarey]

i dont know what the kids on but he's not blinking... and that smile he gives at the end. why the hell was the nation expected to take advice from a famliy who gives their cat and kid drugs?

[dalekandjedi]

dam charlie dident die i love cats but that one is an ass hole

[Ags1fan]

Why the fuck is Charlie so huge? He's the smae size as the kid.

[jacobgulless]

i fucking love charlie!

[WaffleBrother]

he should of let charlie drown and got a new cat.....

[Nintendavin]

That's right, kids! Stay away from the water! And if you do fall in, get your Dad to try and fish you out with his fishing rod!

[EvilCrazyElmo]

at 00:42 - Charlie's translation

" you little mother *ucker you shouldv'e let me drown!!! *uck you I'm going to cut your throat open when you sleep and shove your *ss inside to make you eat it then I'll cut off your toes and push them through your ears you *itchy *hore

[toptonychick]

I thought cats hated water!!

[Nakitacat]

Charley: "Morrowgh mewhu chuMorooow"

Translation: Hey! I found the Biggest puddle ever! ^^

Splooosh.

The Kid; NO DAD! Don't pull him out! He'll ruin my life! I'll get married and he'll be sitting inbetween us on the night of our wedding warning us to tell our mothers about what were just planning to do.

[TheJohnDoran]

ahahaha,

fucking brilliant well done.

that was hilarious lol.

It would have been much funnier if they had let this little shit drown.

Remember kids if ever you see a big lake, a hairy man approaching you or an open flame, always do the same thing.

Run straight into them.

[ityoi]

the kid needs a dentist 1:01

[muschi212]

why does charlie always get the shit? not that i care

[muschi212]

OMG!

[Sonicisgod]

Charlie's telling me to kill you........

[japanrican1969]

I wonder why is this kid being babysat by a cat?

[R3TOOL]

They should have left the cat for dead back then, when they still had a chance. And maybe the little boy wouldn't have had to die such a mysterious, horrible death some years later..and what did his entrails spelling out the words " He who laughs Last" supposed to mean??

[TXWulfgurl]

This explains why cats hate water.

[TheJules2011]

bet poor charlie wishes he had drown instead of having that dickhead as an owner..............what a little cunt!!!

[TashkentFox]

Charley says my owner is a total bastard who always gets me hurt.

[OPAQUENYLONS]

charlie KNOWS THAT FISHING IS BORING and tried to have fun doing the big 10 front FLIP

[OPAQUENYLONS]

CHARLIE knows how to SWIM

[OrangeTexta]

pause it on 0:48 i laughed so hard

[Psychoeyes83]

How often do you see a familly take their cat out to the pond?

[maestrosync]

I thought Charley was meant to be the responsible one.

[Markyboy28]

Yeah thats what i thought to lol

[plastiqueman]

we only know the cat's name. what about the brat? What's his name?

[IsaacAttack21]

dominic

[ewwyouslore]

aw i was hoping the cat would die....

[100roberthenry]

he should have put charlie in a bag with rocks ............

[UFOghostgeek]

Ah thank god! The kid said 'charlie and ME' instead of 'charlie and I' ; which isn't gramaticly correct.

[xyandzed]

that charlie is a fucking liability me thinks.

[webbhead92]

That kids gonna end up brown bread if he hangs out with that creature much longer. The cat keeps saying dont do this, dont do that, yet he's the one putting him in these risky situations to start with. Kid. Some advice. When Dad aint looking throw the cat back in.

[SEADOGG77]

Charly's a twat!

[THELEICESTERFOX]

Silly Cat, shouldnt have tried to jump..silly thing just sploshed in.

Maybe Charlie could invest in springs lol

[kingsomething2008]

what about games that involve water?

[Skye1999]

lol when charlies drowning its as if its jaws or something !

[jaffacake1578]

just look at that boys stupid face when his dad pulls charlie out all tangled up on the line he smiles as if he wants to see the stupid cat suffer! so he was trying to get rid of that stupid cat all along!

[jaffacake1578]

charlie nearly drowned!...good

[jaffacake1578]

charlie says dont even breathe because

it can hurt you...

[jaffacake1578]

charlie says never even go to bed as you could fall out of it! charlie says never have fun because you will get hurt.

[andrewlevicki]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[Psychoeyes83]

I thought cats don't like water?

[betokkikke]

Me too!!! But perchance Charley is a Noeweggian Forest Cat made in Vikingland and can sail away? (B-p)

[Willypeeorwillynot]

charlie says never have fun ever because there is an tiny chance it may hurt you.

[jamiedavey21]

the cat must have been drunk, thinking its invincable! that might be why he is having the fits

[thiscomment]

i swear that cat keeps trying to kill himself

[hipstarchild]

Yeah, but I bet Dad does`nt know about the milkman. XD

[jaffacake1578]

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[Homeski]

Fuckinggg hell, look at the boy's face at 1:01 - It's a wonder Charley thinks it's worth keeping that monstrosity away from danger.

[fritomanmt]

They said, "So we started having fun with the puddles." Oh dear god. Having FUN. Wonder what mom is doing with the milkman right now?? Hmmm.....

[tommpson]

Look at his face 0:50 Spooky! =D

[Jimpac857]

That cat iz a bad influence on that kid..

[Cyndaquil842]

stop being mean to charlie, it is a very old advert and it may have some mistakes. just because its a cat it dosnt give you the right to pick on him.

[scolley]

charlie also says "that the water was friggen cold and you didnt do anything to help me"

[mudtruckman]

something might be wrong with that cat!

[gekopa]

Might? There IS something wrong with that cat! something REALLY wrong

[mudtruckman]

LOL yeah!

[Morpun]

That is one big ass cat

[steveasat2]

DestroyerOfHumans is kind of a softie for the non-humans, I guess.

[MaddyMaiixx]

who would take a cat fishing anyway?

[CptCoolXD]

ROFL pedo stare at the end

[sophieluvzu]

LMAO

i see what you mean

[TheDestroyerOfHumans]

i felt really sad when the cat was about to die... i don't like that advert...

[PinkFloydSongs09]

Charlie really does want to die!

[piefish]

Charlie says "Why won't you let me die? Why? WHY!?"

[Braddurs]

"Charlie was lucky because the hook became stuck in his eye lid and Daddy rescued him"

[doctorwhoobawooba]

disturbing

[MysticMana]

If I had seen this when I was little I'd have spent the next 5 years or something being terrified that my cats were gonna drown :P

[TheDestroyerOfHumans]

same here... i really hate that... made me feel upset...

[Andythetwin]

I wish I had a scitso cat that told me to not do dangerous stuff.

[RylothRanger]

Lesson learned: SCREWDRIVERS ARE NOT THE INFALLIBLE SOLUTION TO KIDNEY FAILURE.

wait.. what?

[Cheggerdoo]

who takes a cat on a fishing trip?? Hmmmm

[doctorwhoobawooba]

um...someone who likes fish?

[pickleboy23]

oh bugger.

if only i had seen this before showing off at the lake this morning.

I nearly bloody drowned

[xXxskayaxXx]

why isnt charley around to teach the youth of today?!

[kamtona]

Cos I think the youth oftoday would question people allowing a tiger to play puddle jump with young children or with midgets; and don't question that charlie is not a tiger. LOOK HOW BIG HE IS!?!?

[RandomnessRocks6]

i can imagine it now charely says never kill other people with knives or guns

[kcorym]

im working on that :)

[GNeuman]

Households would be such safer places with talking pussy.......

[fowlskins]

taht bloody cats a liability and i blame dad for letting his son bring it along on a fishing trip in the first place

[h4x0rpanda1303]

what is the point of thease are they to shit scare children so they don't have fun?

[Lotusblossom1967]

I remember seeing this as a kid and it scared the crap out of me - it was the sinister music when charly fell into the water that did it - crikey I never really saw much of the end of the ad - I was under the table playing with matches!!! lol

[Schwarzer0Ritter]

The moral of this is: No matter how stupid you are, somebody will save you.

[davytwin]

as soon as i see or here charlie i get a flashback to around 1976. the cat is an absolute legend!! i had tears of laughter when i watched the char;ie says dont play with tea pots, mental!!!

[whenisayrun]

A momentary lapse in concentration on Charlie's part. He's normally so very sensible.