YouTube User Purge

[legolegolego9]

I read the disclaimer and it is a hoax but I still use grammar in my sentences.

[monkeydevinebb]

Hey look!

A comment that actually uses grammar.

Shakespeare, eat your heart out.

[xeroh0pe]

I remember when this was first uploaded, people were commenting on how fake it was yet every single comment had immaculate grammar.

[KeybearerOfDarkness]

I effing wish all that was true!!!!!

[spongeycookies325]

I am not that stupid Neil, I paused it at the end to read the comment XD

[Elenaweg]

hahahaha I'm really gullible...but this is fake right??

[TheGovenor117]

Go Neil your totally right.

[FireDraco55]

1:21 lol XD A+

[DramaMajor713]

-_- Thanks for scaring the crap out of me. I just got up!

[RegalPanther]

Yay, no more idiotic comments. No, wait, that's not true. Idiots always find a way...

Always...

Actually, it's a bit frightening. Well, at least we know how tenacious humans can be.

[MarijuanaSmoothies]

..........

[fishmot]

Thts juzt wired bcuz utub woudulnt du dat anoywaz I spel corectley allll ov te tim so I muzt bee saffe

[DocRoe92]

*Insert intellectual, well spelt comment here*

[LolLordy]

bom chikki chikki chikki

[thereidys1]

0 moy gawd

[AceAralio]

I love your comment at the end of the vid! XD

[Delmarvellous]

Umm...has anyone stopped to read the flash of a disclaimer at 1:21?

[lytzelly]

for some reason this has always been my favorite instrumental track of yours...I can't quite put my finger on it...

[radioactivellamafish]

Ahhhhhhh what's the song! I know that I know it but I just can't place the name! It's driving me absolutely INSANE!!!!

[lytzelly]

@radioactivellamafish drinky-bird, it's a bonus track from view monster :)

[raddaluigi]

thiz vedio sukcs. ervybody bettar gev thiz coment thumbz down.

MAN, I ALMOST HAD IT! CURSE MY UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO SPELL CORRECTLY!

[zyzylivinlife09]

lol

[Billofbong]

@CZebras Yeah, you might be being a bit of a hypocrite. "Dont" "seriosly" "innoying" "the right" instead of "they write" "if 'its' minor". FAI

[Billofbong]

@Silveristhebest123 Ditto.

[fighisver]

lol idiots he made this video to the idiots who belived it so they don't post stupid shit with alot of errors lol

[coliho]

Aha! I saw the message at the end of the video!

[lydiap3]

If this was true, half the people on youtube would have been banned; also if this was true no one would even be on youtube, so it cant be real

[NennahsRolyat13]

Disclaimer:

This is entirely a hoax, none of the information is true. YouTube comments just SUCK and I want to scare kids into PUTTING EFFORT INTO THEIR COMMENTS.

Children, YOU BETTER LISTEN TO THIS BOY!

[Silveristhebest123]

@NennahsRolyat13 Heh, I am a kid, but I can't STAND typing improperly.... Cause I like typing like an educated person.

[snidwid]

@MonicaFilms

You have 69 thumbs up.

[EffAche]

fuk u neal sisarooga and ur stupd lie, i give this vido thumb DOWN

[MikkiMouse13]

Damn. And I thought that I would have to suffer trolls no longer. D:

[SenorAwesome]

Can somebody please tell me what that song is?

[EdenChespir]

I agree with the flash at the end

[MarisPallitax1]

now i feel like an idiot. i was about to say thanks for telling us, then i saw the flash at the end and decided to read what it said... ah the shame :P

[33Mabinogi33]

Hahaha. I'd do fine on the spelling part. I'm a grammar nazi. As for the thumbs down... no one ever pays enough attention to give me thumbs ups or downs.

[tangofizz77]

OH DEAR GOD! Its watching me right now!? Creepy...

[PinkHippoClub]

Nice job, I think this will work.

[DragonMaster56842]

Well thanks for the warning.

[xRoisinxPixiex]

If you don't comment much at all, are you safe?

[skwisgaarfan666]

this should have come out april fools tbh.

[quiznos00]

If this system existed, they should permaban anyone who posts "FIRST!!!".

[TheSenileFeline]

Ah, HA! I now figured out where this song was from. God bless Drinky-Bird.

[nexonkartrider309]

lolololololoololololol at the end

[legalam]

voldemort's nipple!

[Brakeman94]

hooobleccccch tooonaaaaa heeeeepepepepe naynaynaynayn. wweeeeeeeechhhhhh. wowowowowowkdkdkdkdkdkdkd.

YOUTUBE ALERT: This user will be banned for spelling errors.

[RichardAndHector]

hello there i came to tell you there is a disclaimer at the end of this video saying its fake check if you don't believe me...i would also like to ask "where can i get the music?"

[McWeird007]

Neil's View-Monster CD

[zamoradude1]

DISCLAIMER:

This is entirely a hoax, none of the information is true. Youtube comments just SUCK and I want to scare kids into PUTTING EFFORT INTO THEIR COMMENTS.

[feleicia1207]

lmao @ how many people think this is real ;P

[Jerimiah1977]

What? you mean it's NOT?!?!?! That means I can go back to slandering and horrible spelling, grammar, and punctuation?

[ThePieIsLie]

Ahaha, love the disclaimer.

[liquidpromises]

I wish this was real. :(

[CZebras]

also there a disclamer that flashes up at the end....

[CZebras]

I dont have a problem with spelling if its minor but seriosly its so innoying when the right like this:

Dis is bet vid eva!

Its annoying

[CreamRocks1]

@CZebras

No, it isn't innoying when they right like that. It's annoying when they write like that.

[dragonlova101]

I am now doing a spell check and nice comments to everyone! LoL

[chazmeistro]

Would that this were true. Sigh.

I, however, don't mind the "artful" misspellings. The odd mistake is okay of course, however for my friend below it works as a signal of precisely the quality of information one can expect from an individual with such a creative grasp of our beautiful language. The wonders of evolution. Hopefully the helpful alterations will survive.

[FanGripp]

I nearly always spell correctly.... Except when I don't. Hee hee. But seriously though, how fair is that?! Most "Thumbs down"s are because of haters, not because the comment itself was rude or offensive. And spelling? Some people just talk in chat speak, and that's the way it is. Now, if they sent you a ban WARNING at first, that would be fine, but just banning you? Now that's just not right.

[Southxoss]

u idiots! pause it at 1:22 an u will seee a disclaimer sayin its fake!

[TYjohnson098]

yes i did kno dat but im supa kool so i dont needz 2 worry

[HermioneLuna1]

did you konw taht yuor bairn deos'nt raed wrods as a wolhe but so lnog as the frist and lsat lteter are in the rgiht plcae, you can sitll raed it!

[wcbgn]

what a clever way of making people spell like real people instead of monkeys OH I RUINED IT DIDN'T I?

[pireninja]

intewligentli. thees ies utub r uoo suer th-ats possiblol

[Kailys3]

(for the record, I know this is a comedy video, morons)

I wouldn't mind the spell check one, but the thumbs down thing is more often abused by haters so that wouldn't make much sense.

I think what youtube SHOULD do is look into people with the most "block user" hits, see if they really are a hater, then ban them accordingly.

Of course that takes effort and Youtube staff aren't about to put forth effort in any regard that doesn't have immediate monetary profit.

[uneedhelp2]

Lulz.

[boogerlips1978]

Cock n balls!!!

Fuck You Nigger!!!

Brock Lesnar Weather Report

Cuntburger Slitbarn

[mthielssalvo]

This song is Drinky-Bird, right?

[ryuki94]

disclamers are fun

[ShadowSlayer103]

The message at the end says

Disclaimer

This is entirely a hoax none of

the info is true. Youtube comments just SUCK and I want to scare kids into

PUTTING EFFORT INTO THEIR COMMENTS

well there is the message

[lalalauren748]

Haha, good job scaring the kiddies. I always type with capitals, punctuations, and correct spelling, otherwise I go crazy.

[Kailys3]

That's right, keep up the good fight for literacy!

[uneedhelp2]

If you can't pause it at the end, just hold the slider and move it towards the end

[BrainlessStickman]

If there just would be better music ... Sorry, but I care for such things!

[commentater2]

I swear i saw a message at the end of the video. i saw the following words: this,hoax,none,true,SUCK,EFFOR­T, and COMMENTS. im guessing this video is a joke

[ciscokitty8]

it's too short to see, and everytime i try to pause the damn thing it skips to the end of the video

[alirig]

omg alex you quoted on this video

[hamsterwillboy]

By the way, this is a coplete hoax. Pause the video right at the end and you will see...

[kingzenos3434]

Wow, this sounds wierd. Personally, I think they should just have a limit on the number of thumbs down a user gets, they pass the limit, they get banned.

[jamesjudo]

@kingzenos3434 That woudn't work. If someone said "naruto suks11!!1!!!!1!!!"

They would get banned

[Twilightify]

fffffffn hi asdfkldafkldlkfk lol neil u silly iel lol

[90JCR]

I actually want youtube to do something like that.

[ShadowForest13]

at the end it says;

Disclaimer; this is entirely is a hoax, none of the infotrmation is true. YouTube comments just SUCK and I want to scare kids into PUTTING EFFORT INTO THEIR COMMENTS.

here you go.

[MonicaFilms]

I never get any thumbs up. I just get random thumbs down. Ah well.

[ShadowForest13]

you got a green one of me

[Zuxinowo]

lol asdassd

[highgirlstar2000]

@MonicaFilms Your highest rated comment on this video position proves otherwise XD

[vivapinataplayr]

youtube comments just suck and i wanted to scare kids into putting efforts in their comments. ha ha!

[Ellco101]

heres how you do it move the thing right to the end and then keep on clicking pause/play and leave it on pause when you can see the writing at the end saying that all the info in this vid is fake

[sweetiemam333]

ugh whats tht thing say at the end? i can only read "Dear Disclaimer, this video is a hoax" but it only flashes for like, a millisecond so i cant pause it in time

[BethhQuinn]

I love this video Neil :)

[dannythesuperfreak]

is this real

[FunnyJarrow713]

I THINK I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. <3 A lot of people are going to believe this, and they will start putting efforts into adding the 'yo' in front of the 'u'. You're amazing. Disclaimer made me laugh.

[xalienbunnyx]

arrrrrrrgh i always use words like: u and r and thea and all that stuff....lol im going to give everyone a thumbs up 4 their comments just incase....lol

[foschiznit]

awesome song man

[zunliwoluk]

thank you

[SimGhosties]

Usually youtube people would warn users if something like this was put into affect. So I don't think it is very likely.

[rjanis123]

ROFL!!

this one is great!

I wonder how many people will actually believe this???

don't get me wrong, I think YT should put something like this into affect!!

for example, everyone who misuses the words "they're, their, and there"

grows tiresome.. to read things from people with whom I share a language, and have to translate it.. and for this, babelfish is of no use whatsoever..

great stuff!!

[TheFirstEchelon]

@rjanis123 You do realize you just misused the word "affect," right? That should be "into effect." However, you have successfully introduced irony into this discussion, which is a fairly difficult construct for most people, so congratulations. Also, all ellipses are three periods, not two. And your overuse of this adulterated ellipse is cumbersome.

[rjanis123]

@TheFirstEchelon Thank you.. I know.. ironic that in this context, I make another one of the many fopas of this confusing language.. I do appreciate your criticism though. and will try to communicate more better in the future.. and before that sets off another diatribe, it was in the name of humor that I put in that last grammatical error..

[rjanis123]

@TheFirstEchelon Thank you.. I know.. ironic that in this context, I make another one of the many fopas of this confusing language.. I do appreciate your criticism though. and will try to communicate more better in the future.. and before that sets off another diatribe, it was in the name of humor that I put in that last grammatical error..

[rjanis123]

@TheFirstEchelon Thank you.. I know.. ironic that in this context, I make another one of the many fopas of this confusing language.. I do appreciate your criticism though. and will try to communicate more better in the future.. and before that sets off another diatribe, it was in the name of humor that I put in that last grammatical error..

[EmmaSmileProductions]

Yes, I don't know to believe this or not because I see LOTS of noobs who speak like this:

oi yh lol no wys lik k.

and they get LOTS of thumbs down and ain't banned.

[Kyosho101]

Yes, DO believe it!! Its very true, and you might get banned soon!!

[angelandraca]

Barely anyone can spell on the internet anymore. Its sad.

[Vagbuster]

hang on hang on no one can ban an ip addy because it changes every time you log on . . . or its suppose to if the ISP you have isn t lazy . . .

[audreleigh]

HAHAHAHA i love how everyone is freaked out. i read the disclaimer. WIN.

[ettrebel]

is this real ??

[Yaya0Hikari0forever]

I don't support that. I leave many purposefully misspelled comments because i use the internet a lot and I am a lazy, chatspeak user...But I haven't gotten banned yet...But of course I don't think I get many "thumbs down" comments because I don't leave douchey comments...

[austen1oo195]

people are giving you thumbs downs on this comment for no reason.

[Yaya0Hikari0forever]

lol ppl just wanted to prove me wrong since i said that i don't usually get thumbs down on comments...they wanted to give me a taste of it. lol. i appreciate the irony.

[mlakin1272]

STICK IT TO THE MAN!!!!!

[randigaleandtk]

That seems pretty weird....

fjkhvbsfvshjbvv jvh dfvgsjjvjdvh

GAH! Too much pressure! >.o

Ban me!

[Twilightify]

If this were true, half my friends on YouTube would've already been banned.

[JPCool30]

dsg hlhdflsdj kgb vjnfga marilyn manson 'alfhasjdlgha asd dsfha daslkf sdh dsklhn dsafh ah

[bilsrylos]

sostrs I ista pribably safirs forms thxs banininn thingxors?

[SuperDuckyWho]

Will ei now i M! Lulz! XS

[ghostchick123]

uh read what willman1661 wrote becuz i paused it at the end and it does say none of it is true and he was just trying to scared ppl into thinking they have to put effort into commenting.. lol but good joke

[ImportedfromUK]

oh crap i'm going to have to watch my spelling and type carefully and skillfully like this :(

[hotelmermaids]

ah durr

[willman1661]

"DISCLAIMER:

This is entirely a hoax, none of the

information is true. Youtube comments

just SUCK and I want to scare kids into

PUTTING EFFORT INTO THEIR COMMENTS."

Thing that apears on screen for less then a second at the end

[lolamae144]

Oh, I wish.

[BushFries]

*Facepalm* Youtube iiz a buunch ''' OOfF FEgeeTZ Tehy NEEed/ TUo SUUtp ThOS ShEIT

Suck it, Youtube.

[poobah12]

:D That's amazing, BushFries. Kudos.

[Om1t0n]

I agree with you I hate stupid comments to D=

[poobah12]

If so, then please correct your statement to say, "I agree with you, I hate stupid comments too." Thank you, oh brilliant one.

[Urmotherrocks]

Wow. That's funny. I actually fell for it until I paused it at the end and read what it said. I agree completely by the way. I hate reading stupid ridiculous comments where people can't even be bothered to write more than 2 abbreviated words.

[billy01231997]

I remember when you first posted this video I hadn't seen such good grammer out of the 20,000 videos i watced lol

[nimbuschick]

I wish this were true. I'm sick of there being no consequences for people who leave "dis gay" as a comment.

[pungis142]

funny

[BlueLightningMan]

Nice gag. I almost fell for it...

[chickencrustacianguy]

LOL! Good message though!

[WifeOfSteven]

lmao. The ending was perfect. Just when you had so many viewers scared senseless, you just pop that in there randomly. It was hard to read, but it's funnier that way :D

[koolygirlz]

LOL 1:22

Disclaimer:

This is entirely a hoax, none of the information is true. Youtube comments just SUCK and I want to scare kids into PUTTING EFFORT INTO THEIR COMMENTS

[nacho1741]

Rofl thats awesome

[455Dan554]

lol i cnt bileev th@t uToob is d0in tis st00f

it all werd man y wood teh ban meh for tis typ of stuf

i ttink tis iz a fayk vid lawl

[emeraldmaria]

I love Neil, tricking people to comment intelligently.

[1PantherShadow1]

Personally, I support writing every word without shortening things but sometimes you just can't avoid it. A couple of days ago I was watching a video where comments where being made every two seconds and it was almost a IM chat. Everyone had a lot to say and often 500 characters were not enough. It was then I was forced to use 'U' and '2mrw'. Ignoring the fact that this is fake and will never happen I think that it is unwise to take this type of action on ANY website, let alone youtube.

[cheesemansmells]

The better question is existent? Eventually Robots will ruler over livestock.

[r3zn2h8]

su herd i teat utubes doin stufes liek b&ning peokle fur donn thangs liek thsi! It'hs s() cool

[PatchesAndTheAve]

youtube comments DO suck. (awesome disclaimer XD)

wHeN pPl TyPe LiEk Dis, iT MaEkZ MaH EyEz BlEeD!!!!!1111!!!one!!!two!5%s­emicolon!!

[Guppster28]

I agree entirely i can't even type a text message with shortenings because I hate it so much.

[ConversAndDuckLover]

yeah, same, my friends all think i'm wierd!

[VioVioletViolets]

I can't stand people that type horrible. It's annoying and it only takes a second longer to type out the word, "You" instead of "U" !

[area51l]

Not even a second, unless you type a letter a minute, and even then I don't see why you can't type out the whole word. There's no race to get a comment up.

[sovietlemon]

yea but you only get 500 characters which is actually alot if you think about how many letters you use and that punctuation also uses up your characters, so far ive actually used 200 characters! almost half and thats why abbreviations are used, because we are restricted to our 'character count'.

[superhuman33]

jus cuz som1 cant spel dnt maoisdj nrg jn jnr.

[purrrfectgirl10]

This is fake

[clarinetmeister]

Great idea. It's irritating when commenting users neglect to spell/punctuate/capitalize/etc­. properly.

[willscomix]

with the way youtube is, they'll probably take your idea!

[tastiestcookie]

i paused it @ 1:22 and it doesnt say anything

[Abnoodle]

it does...

[PeripheralBounderies]

Meh.

I think it's a good idea, whether it's a hoax or not. :/

[Morrisseys7thFriend]

Ah, if only it were true!

[shiftinfive]

i tihnk tihs iis agoooood idaea

[AlexJoseeShow]

:P Hahah.

[batmansuperman18]

lol

[BK5737]

ok if you do bad spelling is that bad ur good

[AnimeSkater101]

haha funny

[fredfigglehornfan23]

I'm just wowed!

[PhilosophyMeditation]

when did the new system happen?

[crazymanonline]

lmao your dumb!

[Wrash16]

try pausing at 1:22

[AlexJoseeShow]

I did.

Wow. what's...

[Wrash16]

you need good timing try a few times