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  • This could only be better if Clint Eastwood was also present

  • don't matter, Gunny would've still kicked John Wayne's ass. haha

  • Better late than never but... Marines do not refer to themselves as "soldiers".

  • I love it...John Wayne and R. Lee Ermey,,,,classsic.!!!

  • This is absolutely hilarious! I love it! The Duke was one of the best on the screen!

  • Wow. A real marine and a draft-dodging, liberal phony patriot. Amazing commercial. Wow.

  • @LazlosPlane Wow. A cynical slacker who wants to whine about something on youtube. Put the joint down.

  • There's NO WAY that John "I like little boys" Wayne would drink LIGHT beer.

    Or is there.........

  • @paspax What state do you live in? Because I want to see your pic on the registry.

  • R. Lee Ermey & John Wayne all they need is Ron Paul and that would be A great American Commercial.

  • "Holy Jesus, what is that? What the fuck is that!?"

    "A light beeeer?"

    "Are you allowed to drink beer private pile?"

  • huh i thought this looked edited, RIP john wayne :P

  • @corvozoppicando and you're the shit I just rubbed off the bottom of my shoe.

  • John Wayne never served in the military.

  • @jrg8008 maybe not, but he did more for this country than most of the leeching scumbags who live in it now.

  • @jrg8008 Acept in SANDS OF IWO JIMA and all that jazz

  • How the hell did they get John Wayne in here? I know he's been dead way before this ad was even made.

  • Before there was Chuck Norris, there was John Wayne.

    What did Chuck Norris study to become so tough and rugged?

    He watched John Wayne be himself.

  • Is that you John Wayne is this me.

  • everything's better with R Lee Ermey

  • Did they really just put George S. Patton in a commercial?

  • SIR 12 DOUCHEBAGS FAILED TO FIND THE GENERAL'S PRETZELS SIR!!!

    The suddenly Erwin Rommel comes out from behind a bush with the pretzels-"You mad Patton? *trololololololol *munch

  • @RLDragonStrider i think montgromery would be the one who would do that actually

  • @nachosguy18

    Now wheres the fun in that?

  • @RLDragonStrider actually alot, they hated eachother guts

  • @RLDragonStrider hahaha lol

  • Is this this you John Wayne? Is this me?

  • @draculon5 I was thinking the same thing LOL!!!!!!

  • @draculon5 damn, i was just about to post that

  • @draculon5 i never got that could u explain?

  • @draculon5 Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk." Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!

  • @GMVC2 sir no sir. BULLS**T YOU LOOK LIKE A F****ING WORM, I BET IT WAS YOU! lol

  • @draculon5 "who said that!? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!? WHO THE SLIMEY LITTLE SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRENT!? nobody, huh!? the fairy fucking godmother said it!"

    lol

  • The only thing wrong with this is that it's implying John fucking Wayne would drink LIGHT beer

  • @Dragonrider1227 yeah you got a point there bro!

  • @Dragonrider1227 Are you saying he wouldn't??????LOL

  • @25mfd maybe if he was tired or something ;p

  • @Dragonrider1227 LOL.

    i suppose.

    this is some SKUNKY beer.LOL.

  • @Dragonrider1227 John Wayne drinks light beer like the rest of us drink water, just to hydrate himself, nothing more. he could drink multiple 6 packs without so much as a buzz

  • @ShinobiGarth LOL Okay, I'll buy that

  • @ShinobiGarth I heard John Wayne stopped drinking a while back.

  • That was a disrespect to both R Lee Ermey (who was paid for that abortion) and John Wayne (who wasn't). Just another reason I don't drink beer.

    Vodka, bitches.... vodka....

  • Thats awesome. I never new that the duke made a commercial like this

  • light beer is for girls

  • is john wayne still alive?

  • @Hteam1422 nope.

  • For one thing you have a genuine military veteran being chastised by one of the biggest posers on the planet Marion Morrison, a guy who chickened out of serving in the military during World War II despite the fact that he was only 34 at the time. You can tell he was a poser because of the large number of military roles he played in subsequent years, like he felt guilty.

  • @Stentor7 Amen to that bro... Fuck this fat piece of shit....

  • @Stentor7 he was a DI in the Vietnam war

  • @Hteam1422 Only part of the Vietnam war, the rest of the time he was an air winger like me when he was with MAG-17. I was in MAG-11, and then MAG-13. He had one tour there, and then he was in Okinawa for two tours until he got a medical discharge. He hated the name Ronald, so he went by his second name Lee.

    To answer your other question, John Wayne died from lung cancer back in the 70s.

  • @Stentor7 wait so if this commercial is from 1996, does that mean that they ripped him from another movie? or he's a ghost? ooooooooooo

  • @Hteam1422 John Wayne's clip was from the movie Cast a Giant Shadow, a movie about the creation of Israel.

  • @Stentor7 "Superpatriot" is the term they use on Wikipedia.

  • Ace beats king King beats jack . Duke beats Gunny thats a full house right there

  • now thats a great commercial...

  • John wayne was not in the millitary. He was found dead with 3 pounds of beef in his stomach.

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  • there is no gunny in the army. First Sgt.

    

  • @Codyboyandme Sgt 1st Class?

  • ARE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE

  • the General sayed Sargent but hes got the rank of gunny on his sleeve did any one else catch on to that?

  • @TheReaper7831 yeah baby!

  • That was so cool!

  • Love it!!!

  • wow ermey turned into a total pussy in front of John Wayne, it's not like he's fucking Chuck Norris or some shit like that

  • Holy crap, Ermey with a mustache!!!

    Holy shit, The Duke is alive!!!!

    Wayne/Ermey '12!!!!

  • They're Marines not soldiers!

  • a beer with john wayne omg

  • Fuck John Wayne. Just an actor playing soldier.

  • wow a time when commercials were...FUCKING AWESOME!

  • Fuck Coors piss beer Light. Coors is an anti Labor company. Aways funding front groups that shit on American Labor. I would rather drink piss than Coors.

  • @rickbar123 Well, considering that labor unions helped bankroll obama, the union bosses get hundreds of thousands in kickbacks and bribes while they screw the workers so badly that the jobs all go overseas.... I can't see anything good about labor.

    But as for your preference to drinking piss rather than Coors light, whatever floats your boat but I wouldn't want either one of them.

  • @thejaymanx111 And then Obama went to Mexico and refused to discuss NAFTA. Then Obama passed a trade aggrement with Peru and Columbia, two countrys that can afford nothing made in America but both have lots of low wage workers. He even passed a trade aggrement with Korea that fucks Korean workers by letting low wage made car parts into Korea from China. Read a book, turn of the Beck show. I think the corporations out spent the unions by quite a bit.

  • @rickbar123 Beck sucks too, btw.

  • @GirlfromIpanema1966 wasn't Ermey actually a retired drill sergeant...don't blame him, blame the director, Ermey's more of a marine than John Wayne ever was.

  • That was cute. Coors is still a horrible beer. But, it was a cute commercial...

  • When it comes to impersonating a U.S.Army Drill Sargent, R. Lee Ermey fails big time!

  • @GirlFromIpanema1966 too bad he was actually a drill instructor in the marine corps. hes no impersonator.

  • @GirlFromIpanema1966 Wow, when it comes to talking out your ass you succeed big time. R. Lee was a DI in the Marine Corps

  • Those bikini girls are definitely not standard issue.

  • Thumbs up if you only see Lee R. Ermey as Sheriff Hoyt!

  • In Vietnam my platton was set in about ten miles south of DaNang and our Sgt. wanted some guys to go back to the Battalion area to meet John Wayne. We'd been in Indian country a long time and going to the rear meant being safe and getting cold beer. But nobody wanted to go. Nobody wanted to meet John Wayne. The Sgt. finally had to order some guys to go. We didn't particularly like Hollywood phonies like John Wayne. We named our C-rat can opener after him as a joke.

  • @foredeck100 It's kinda funny that I have never talked to a vietnam veteran who was a cook or supply or clerk etc, It seem's that everybody who was their was in the infatry? Must have been hard getting supplies when everyone was "slugging it out with charlie" shut your f**kin mouth you fobitt!

  • @foredeck100 You stupid phony motherfucker. i cant even begin to count all the fucking ERRORS in your post. John Wayne was 1 of THE MOST PATRIOTIC MEN AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN,HE WAS MORE OF A MAN THEN YOU CAN EVER DREAM OF BEING YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER.

  • GENERALS PRETZELS, DID WE FIND THEM YET?

  • Is he SURE it's cold? I didn't see the cold OR the super cold bar on that bottle.

  • Good vid until that dumb redneck was resurrected from the dead and showed his ugly mug

  • Love this!! Great tribute to John Wayne.

  • well don't just stand there, find the general's pretzels.

  • John Wayne, sure do miss him...RIP, Sir...

  • Superman?..... lol.  X-men?..... please! Batman?..... seriously? The DUKE and GUNNY? Epic Superhero goodness. The only thing better would be if Chuck Norris were there. Of course, he'd be standing holding a sliver platter with a white towel over his arm, but what the hell!

  • @TheSlot1942 Actually, this what the last scene of this commercial would have been like if Chuck Norris were in it:

    John Wayne: 'Now what'd ya do with my pretzels?'

    R. Lee: (slight pause)

    Chuck Norris: (LOUD BURP) [Camera pans to chuck crumpling up an empty bag] 'You mean THESE pretzels?'

    John Wayne:  (Sighs) 'Well...how 'bout a cold beer?'

    Chuck Norris: 'Don't mind if I do...'

  • John Wayne would not drink a wussy beer like Coor's Light

  • 0:25 "FUNNY!?!"

  • How the fuck drinks bottled piss?

  • Should have lost the 'stache.

  • Nine people are slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksuckers who just signed their own death warrants.

  • @LynchMobster47 11 Now! Commie Red bastards!

  • 9 people must have got there Dicks smashed in by a Marine and Cowboy sometime in there life pussy's!

  • Duke and Gunny, nuff said!

  • 9 people are so ugly then can make a modern art masterpiece!

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  • I really did like this commercial, but do you yankee grunts really drink that shit? Light beer? That's a girls refreshment. Are you fellas all a bunch of big girls? Haha, just joking. Only taking the piss outta you guys. : )

  • John Wayne,Lee Marvin,Steve McQueen,Ray Lewis(NFL) all would of been great in this video

  • That's my beer Sargent

  • @323sarge a marine is still a soldier

  • R. LEE WITH JOHN WAYNE. i CAN DIE NOW

  • Hollister, California '12 - 4th of July. C' ya' there! This is the event 65 years ago that etched itself into "biker culture" 4-ever. The movie "The Wild Ones" was produced, and the image of the motorcyclist was 4 ever changed. It is part of "The American Motorcycle Legend, and if you don't already know about it, google Holister, CA, and learn for yourself this story. If you don't know about it already, then I think you are a "Checkbook Biker." So be cool. Learn your history.

  • why he say soldier? hes a marien ?

  • @323sarge Marines aren't soldiers

  • @thecolaratlady i never said they where i said why did he say soldier there mariens with a acidental ? at the end

  • @323sarge Im not even gonna begin counting the errors

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  • @thecolaratlady your right... they're heroes. those are the men that don't understand the three rules of the military. ( never go first, never go last, and never volunteer for anything.) They are the first ones on the ground, the last ones to leave the battle, and they signed up for the toughest training the nation can give, just short of a Navy Seal.

  • @thecolaratlady .... and I just realised that you might not have meant that as an insult... my bad.

  • @Greasefire1 huh???????

  • @Greasefire1 "and I just realised that you might not have meant that as an insult... my bad." huh????????????

  • I remember this commercial from back In the day , classic !

  • I guess Lee is a fan of the Duke.

  • Chuck Norris, John Wayne, R. Lee Ermey!!!

  • Did R. Lee Ermey just get his ass kicked?

  • The Duke! I don't know why J.W. isn't used in MORE commercials. Though he's been dead for over 30 years, in various polls he is still consistently rated the most famous actor on the planet. You'd think some advertising exec would capitalize on that.

  • @gjc82071 The Duke isn't politically correct these days. Besides, the pencil-necks in the marketing departments probably have never even heard of him. They're more into the Retardashians and other talentless assclowns

  • transcribe audio makes this... this... eh...

  • Oh. My. God... The Duke and Gunny in the same place, at the same time. My brain just overloaded with awesome.

  • now 9 people couldnt find the pretzels

  • If "The Duke" was still alive, and he had been asked to be in that ad, he would have done it!

  • 9 people are Private Pyle

  • @TheSpaniard1521

    I'm guessing 1 man and 8 pieces of brainsplatter?

  • i tot John wayne died in 79?

  • @Ariodude somewhere during that time. but this is tied to fmj in a way. " is that you john wayne?"

  • The awkward moment when Gunny has to play a solider instead of a Marine.

  • @yogopoo Eh? how so. was in usmc uniform. granted not a dress uni. but a uni nonetheless

  • Muricah Fuck Yeah

  • it figures john wayne and light beer.

  • 0:13, it was the Fairy Fuckin' Godmother!!!

  • with that moustache, i think he looks cute and funny

  • that was funny

    

  • PRIVATE PYLE, I WILL GIVE YOU 3 SECONDS, EXACTLY 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO FIND THE GENERALS PRETZELS OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOU EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!

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  • Awesome!

  • "Well don't just stand there, find the general's pretzel!" LOL

  • I love it.

  • Needs more swearing.

  • @SuckaDaPeen Some men just want to see the world burn...

  • Chuck Norris has can round kick just about anyone; the exceptions are the Duke and R. Lee.

  • Wayne my number one Actor .....Good Bless America.....Hoora........From SAS Aust...

  • @SuckaDaPeen

    HA!

  • This made my computer cuss me out....and then it blew up.GREAT COMMERCIAL

  • cant beat the duke and gunny

  • major general!!!! is FAT?

  • wow totally forgot about this ad

  • R. Lee Ermy is awesome!

  • R Lee ermey is so badass he uses bullets for earplugs

  • find those pretzels for the duke scramble ...SCRAMBLE!!!

  • 6 people...oh, nevermind. There's nothing to even say about them.

  • @unnamednewbie13

    They need to be skullfucked by Sergeant Hartman

  • "Is this you John Wayne, is this me?"

  • @heilbeezlebub Who said that, WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!?!?! WHO'S THE SLIMEY LITTLE PILE OF SHIT TWINKLE TOED COCK SUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT!?!?!?!?!

  • @heilbeezlebub Obviously not, he's over there.

  • @heilbeezlebub "WHO said that?" "WHo the FUCK Said that?!!!" hahahahah XD

  • @heilbeezlebub

    Who Said That?

    Who The Fu** Said That?

  • this is not 1996 john wayne passed away before that

  • @ww2guy100 lol wow i guess you never heard of CGI add ins the clips were from other John wayne films and added in 

  • @freakyflow i know what cgi is if they were this good in 1996 when is the next john wayne movie coming out now you can add facial hear hats guns whatever you want