Lady Gaga's Meat Handbag

[MrScottLott]

Im discriminativory all the time.

[OpheliaDagger]

@MrScottLott as long as you don't make a habitory out of it.

[PorcelainCoins]

Favourite quote of the day 1:05 "You could maybe replace a handbag with a child"

[OpheliaDagger]

@PorcelainCoins what's great about it is that it is fact based ;)

[aquemeni541]

I would be filled with meth and her own hair... Haha

[aquemeni541]

Next thing you know, people will be putting handbags in handbags. I hope I never get put in a handbag...

[OpheliaDagger]

@aquemeni541 Imagine being Britney Spears' handbag though, eh? Oh yeah.

[SamyulDavis]

Subscribed! Finally found you, I remember you from VYou! :D

[OpheliaDagger]

@SamyulDavis You say that as though VYou is in the past... VYOU IS EVER PRESENT. Do you have the same VYou name? I shall watch your YT vids in a bizzle. I like it when people aren't faceless.

[SamyulDavis]

@OpheliaDagger Oh aha, it's the past for me. Feels like years ago I was watching you on VYou, I just remember you being incredibly funny. LIKE THIS VIDEO FOR EXAMPLE. This one video made me laugh more than I think nerimon, charlie, amazingphil- and everyone has in like the last YEAR.

Cute & funny.

[OpheliaDagger]

@SamyulDavis I think that is probably the best compliment I could ever expect to receIve on these here youtubes. So, thank you, kind Sir.

I haven't been on VYou for bloody ages either. it's so draining when all the questions are the same or you have 600 waiting and you see them and close the browser. I like it here where editing exists. Don't tell them, that.

[SamyulDavis]

@OpheliaDagger I won't, I won't cho secret safe with me.

& oh no, the pains of being popular ;)

We should totally keep commenting on each others videos- would be nice to stay in contact now i've finally found you :}

[OpheliaDagger]

@SamyulDavis I knew I could trust you.

It's a cross I bear with a heavy heart.

Yes. I am always willing to make more online friends. I just watched one of your videos. I am now watching a second. You have no idea which one. Like a fucking ninja.

[SamyulDavis]

@OpheliaDagger & yeah, my VYou name is the same BUT I haven't updated in ages due to my lack of webcam hijinx.

[WoahTooMichael]

Typical Gaga right there

[OpheliaDagger]

@WoahTooMichael standard diva, amirite?

[WoahTooMichael]

@OpheliaDagger you said it best, sister

[freakypeachez]

I love it when you do the voice of society.

[OpheliaDagger]

@freakypeachez I've been practising, I didn't want to leave any minorities out of the tone.

[freakypeachez]

@OpheliaDagger Mission accomplished I'd say

[OpheliaDagger]

@freakypeachez now that the UK has Netflix, I am never doing anything ever again. I dreamed of this day. Also, Thank you ma'am.

[JamiesFace]

probably what its about..... but then what's number two about?

[OpheliaDagger]

@JamiesFace the economic crisis of the early 90s.

[Setveevtes]

@OpheliaDagger Yesss. You'll be handing me the hipster holy grail. Actual proof that I was a fan before you got big and sold out by getting big. You could carry on with the Lady Gaga theme and call your fans "fucking mutants".

[OpheliaDagger]

@Setveevtes hahaha Headline: Fucking Mutants have Twitter war with Little Monsters; Nietzsche turns in his grave.

[Setveevtes]

@OpheliaDagger Nietzsche was a Gaga fan? HA! Ziinnnnggggg. If I could remember what I've read for longer than two weeks I'd put a Nietzsche quote here to make me look smart. But I can't. What's that? Nobody asked? Point taken.

[OpheliaDagger]

@Setveevtes when in doubt always go with "God is dead" because even if it isn't relevant it always gets a laugh.

[Setveevtes]

@OpheliaDagger Stop being mental about your face. It's insulting to us legitimate uggos.

[OpheliaDagger]

@Setveevtes you haven't seen me in full 2I forget I have a face" flow. Crazy shit happens all up in there. If I ever do anything good in life and get a fan base... like write a book... I'm going to collectively call them 'legitimate uggos'. I'll tell them to thank you.

[OpheliaDagger]

@Setveevtes I have no idea what that 2I is. 

[SamStarscreamForever]

Probably shouldn't have watched this while eating.

[OpheliaDagger]

@SamStarscreamForever I'm going to pretend that's not because of my face.

[SamStarscreamForever]

@OpheliaDagger you might need to tone it down a bit ;)

[MoreMoreOrange]

A wonderful video highlighting the importance of Jewish culture and the deep impact hand bags have on the young child's psyche. Masterfullly constructed Dagger. -B

[OpheliaDagger]

@MoreMoreOrange you know me, I like to keep all my teachings on the cutting edge. Of glory.

[RyanMurphyTube]

@MoreMoreOrange Lol moremoremoremoremoremormeormeo­remeorme ORANGE!

[novanine]

I don't know what I felt about this.

What are ham bags? What is Gaga?

Hello, by the way!

[OpheliaDagger]

@novanine slag for vagina, obviously, Chief!

Hello! How is Aus? I do hope it is treating you wonderfully. 

[novanine]

@OpheliaDagger Better than that, it is treating me like a princess. It's fecking wicked!

[Setveevtes]

I don't think there's anything wrong with storing things up kids. ie fists or, perhaps, a willy.

[OpheliaDagger]

@Setveevtes different items, different needs