Monkey Chow Diaries: Day 4

[pwnpwnpwn666]

i love you, thanks for making this. its extremely entertaining

[delirus42]

I'm fairly certain (or at least hopeful) that responsible zoos would supplement the monkey-chow-filled diets of their apes and monkeys with fresh fruit and veg...

[CinCraw28]

Still thinking about monkey chow?

[rhymepays]

i fuckin LOVE this guy!!!

[foxespiritu]

He is about going to cry in that vid.

[Joebojax]

"eating soggy poop... out of a bowl" hahahaha sorry for laughin at u man but this is some funny shit

[moveeluver]

science? well science must be pretty desperate! DISTURBING!!!

[paula304]

are you bored?

lfamo:P

[99320]

Wow, thats like pretty much a brave thing t'do. I would never last lol, good job

[lilcourtee]

you are the craziest person i know ..... soggy poop?

[Keelagodrino]

I know the "experoment" is over, but OMFG this is hilarious!

[SpeedyTurdFurgesson]

Dear God. You are my hero.

[o0Theresa0o]

ROTF!! This is killing me I'm laughing so hard.

[authrchic]

I like how you say 'poop.'

I have no idea why.

[dejahthoris]

At least he didnt want to EAT the Mailman!

[Yunacaycay]

YOU CAN DO IT! After this you should go to a buffet and eat as much as you possibly can.

[lyereed]

lol i lov eit! you rock!

[blazingpegasus123]

dude ur stupid

[rock808]

BAHaha! too bad it only lasts 7 days....

[Cegeta]

this cracks me up so much

[xinsrtnameherex]

Monkeys arnt fed a strict diet of just Monkey Chow. They also add fruit and nuts into there diet. Is there any sugar in the Monkey Chow, that could kind of affect you. You need glucose.

[potteryjoe]

good point

and if you go back to day 1

he reads the ingredients

glucose is included

He talks about wanting to eat 1 lb/day

but I don't remember hearing how many calories that is

[tommyblunt]

ahahahahahahaha "so basically im eating.. soggy poop.. out of a bowl" ahahaha shit got me crackin up

[MagzOneuk]

yeh i laughed at that bit for quite a while to. This is better than kenny vs spenny

[doom123111]

i like your shirts

[Shalimarp3]

hahahaha! That's just funny!..kinda sounds like how my anorexic friends are...they smell food and go crazy lol. Wow This is funny!

[Dragonfaire]

No,it is not funny. It is truely sad. :( I want to hug him and feed him a big steak and baked potatoe. :(

[touchofclass]

how does he not just burst out laughing?

[lokithecatfromhell]

LMAO @the zoo bit.

[wylde1]

holy shit lol love the zoo part. hey..monkeys eat bananas right?? so you could have those right?

[ctseng]

i want to be a monkey

[promochick19]

haha nice....very interesting. I liked the monkeys at the zoo part...prob true haha ^_^

[alexpineda]

bud funny funny shit. great job.

[japguy360]

you mean prolly going bananas. lol.

i commend you right next to the subway guy and that Mc donalds guy (super size me). lol.

[PeneMouse]

Do You have A Job

[japguy360]

yes he does...

eating monkey chow duh!!

[dmcwebd]

try mixing it with coffee then will taste like u eat cookies with coffee :D

[japguy360]

or bake it into a pie.

[JannaChilds]

very good insight on the "monkeys at the zoo."

Are talking to yourself yet?

[lumpymallows]

Dude you're fucken crazy but so hilarious ahahahahahaha. Keep on it!

[khushi0ramphal]

aww man!! keep going! im rooting for you! u're gonna make it

[Donnerstag]

did anyone ever tell you you look like that guy from MadTV? you should go on look alike!

[japguy360]

more like bill nye. oh pause it at 00:10 seconds its great. lol.

[japguy360]

but only if paused corectly it looks like a lazy eye. mmmm... chinese pizza.

[broodingmind]

Bwahahah! You're right, he looks stoned! Keep it up, monkeyman, even if you're a little homicidal!

[mentalonmorphine]

He looks like how my boyfriend would probably look in a few years. :)

[doceans]

Old monkeys that cant chew very well!! HAhahaa.

[naruhero]

Your deadpan delivery and occasional facial expressions (in the first few seconds of every episode)are just hilarious.

...and this isn't for science, it's for comedy! Keep it up, man.

[kachiechan]

I almost peed because I laughed so hard when you were describing how a monkey would react to somebody eating a hot-dog infront of them./

[blackchocobogirl]

DONT KILL ME!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Crazy monkey attacks!!!

[TheLynxKid]

ROFL, haha maybe that is why primates are so violent, sure their food is full of nutrients, but it doesn't mean they enjoy it. Gotta feel bad for those primates..

[anitathefroqueen]

i love it! i love yooou go adam! and do you have a slight accent? like food and out. i love it aaaaah

[Grimm666]

You can do it!!!

[file83]

Dude, I just had Round Table Pepperoni Pizza with Pineapple!! Yummmmmmmmmmmm...

[COAnews]

Check this out "THE DEATH OF THE INTERNET?"

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[arewethereyet]

that's hilarious, you crack me up

[johnjohnson77]

sweet this shit is awsome, keep going!!!!

[tre11is]

Keep it up! You should make "Take the Monkey Chow Challenge" T-Shirts.

[impleader]

we want to see you eating the chow, not just yapping about eating chow

[FredrickVonShwinkel]

I totally disagree...Adam keeps things interesting. Much more than any of these other blogs on here. I am very tuned in and my interest is kept

[faithwright]

hang in there buddy!

[isnoop]

Fight the good fight, man!

[dk1120]

Go for a month man....come on dude!!!

[iasshole]

You are awesome! I can't believe this isn't getting more views. You are so deadpan it's killing me.

[ZooAmber]

The monkeys at our zoo like their chow soaked in gatorade or water ... but they also get fruit, veggies, and greens in addition to the chow! Keep it up ... you're almost there!!

[JynMeyer]

Oh man, hamg in there Adam. :-)