funny sayings!

[HydraWolf11]

Thumbs up if you realized that "Constant Supervision Needed" makes "CSN" :D

[ketoricat]

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." I am such a big fan of that quote.

[gotmilk752]

1:54 so lol

[hopecarter459]

american humor whats wrong with american humor ? tell me people

[xxNoBl3xxclan]

lol i have 40 kids in my class 3/4 of them like pizza the other 50% dont lol

[CupcakezLuvandfun100]

LOL AT 2:00

[Candyismylife226]

Here is a question that ANYONE is free to answer.

If a tree falls down in the forest, but no one is there to hear it fall, did it still fall?

Yes, or No!

[luv2Dance34345]

@Candyismylife226 well duh lol

[yahwaya2z]

Puck them if they can't take a joke if they can Puck them twice Blokes Mates Comrades ETC. across POND now PUDDLE

[DenRiktigaBiNGoBeRRa]

LOL YOU SAID ONE TWICE.. LOL fail

[bebemarlene7]

what is this song i love it!

[nikkwapz154]

but i love blink 182 though

[nikkwapz154]

I think you spelled "corny" wrong.

[jbenno10]

another american non humouring piece of american TRASHA (AS U SAY IN YANKY ACCENT). didnt laugh or smile at any of the 2.46 boring seconds of it,, but like i said,,americans have a real shite sence of humour and fuck me there jokes are shit,,so alls i can say about the fucked up dudes on the other side of the pond is,,,, go and eat a pancake for breakfast then at dinner fill ya self with a royale and soda, then for tea sort ya selfs out with steak and fries washed down wiv real lemonade.. freaks

[punkrockerz13]

@jbenno10 wow do you like to just see youself talk? who shoved there foot up your ass this morning? if you dont like americans so much dont fucking watch shit from us and be on american website. thats your own fucking faut at that point. if its not funny dont watch it..easy

[cutelilkat101]

@jbenno10 the fucked up dudes on the other side of the pond.....wait, isnt the other side of the pond YOUR side??

[sethharmon50]

NO U DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN TWICE I HAD TO SIT THROUGH THAT LAME ASS SHIT TWO MOTHER FUCKING TIME !!!!!!!!!! NIPLES! :) :O

[macleananddylan]

@sethharmon50 you realize that he said that it was a mistake so calm down

[BitchKenny]

Hears what happens to the remote Female blocks porn chanals male scans for other porn chanals

[noobie1890]

best song ever!!!!

[montyladd]

@Rainbowsatmidnight1 right jesus christ i cudnt give a flyin fuck anymore to be honest !

[MarauderGirlMoony]

Guns don't kill people, gaping holes in vital organs kill people!

[taylorchavis1]

@montyladd calm the ef down ******* your probably a fat guy with a fat hairy **** you r such a wanna be and your a tight ***

[2010inshara786]

good girls can be found on every corner of earth but unfortunately earth is round!

[ZWraiths]

i love these things but whats best is the Music, -_-

[SmurfSalad]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I have some funny jokes myself. Just come check out my channel.

[glenlackey2]

@SmurfSalad  toot, toot...... there, now you don't have to 'toot' your own horn.

[mrsuperpaki]

@misswolf999 no one thumbed u up .. to me thats embarrasing o.o

[PUREshame97]

just read the discription like i should ow 4 asking thx

[PUREshame97]

whats the song called forgot soz?

[headfonezman]

Just when i find the key to succes someone goez and changez teh lokcs! 1:17 lol

[jackrabbitjumpbox]

1:55 i shit my pants, lol



[petrey155]

i have some! xD......lets make love not war, CONDOMS are cheeper then GUNS!:]

and.....jack in jill went up the hill, silly jack forgot somthing and now theres little filly :] lol

[hwncan]

@Bballchicky23 Lol, I know... sorry about that, I just wanted to be an asshole for that day =[]

[hwncan]

Anyone else notice that there was a joke in there twice?

[llalalalalaluna]

If men had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons xD

[mrsbieber533]

lol you should add, Lets Make Like A Banana And Split, Lets Make Like A Baby And Head Out, Lets Make Like A Tree And Leave, Lets Make Like A Beer And Buzz, and, Lets Make Like A Turd And Scat! LOL I MADE THOSE UN RIGHT NOW!!!!! :P

[LottaLottaLegos]

i spilled spot remover on my dog and now hes gone

[babyreta18]

lol.haha

[coolangel123456789]

these are funny

[avd312]

the vid was very funny but the comments were funnier. haters are soo stupid man for real they shud get a life...

[PerfectSaga]

I like the one at 2:08, but I've had my own version for a while:

"If you can't beat 'em, you're probably not hitting hard enough."

or

"If you can't beat 'em, try it with a tire iron."

[ChristineiLaoKaulitz]

BTW.. like the song..^_^

[iplaywow100]

... i not try to be a dick or anything but i read all of the signs with out stopping the vid once so why are we cussing him out because u cant read at a fast rate.

[amilliondollarnigga]

i know i would need a triple x tampon. LOL!!!!!!!..... clerk, can i halp you? me, yes mam let me get a tampon for men, clerk, what size, me, ummm..... bout 8 and a half to nine inches of dick..

[The1Bobthebuilder]

I agree, there's no reason for that kinda talk. yeah it was a little quick but isn't that what the pause button is for? don't ask me i'm just a stupid carpenter!! lol

[m10zeus]

@QouteMe1st like i said grow some balls and try getting hit it dosnt feel good

[bluenail90]

There's nowt as over-estimated as a bad fuck and nowt as under-estimated as a good shit.

[punkrockerz13]

@montyladd i dont care if u rate or not..i dont even care if u watch...but ur the one who decided 2 take ur time and comment and cuss at me for no reason..ur a rude inconsideate dick wad so have a nice life(=

[musicalgirl121]

@punkrockerz13 haha this made me laugh better than the video. LMAO

[taytay654055]

@punkrockerz13 shut ass crack

[sarajc1579]

@punkrockerz13 GOOD ONE!!!! hahahahaa

[qwertybert90]

@punkrockerz13 jeez your harsh, settle down plz...

[punkrockerz13]

@qwertybert90 not being harsh i just dont see why ppl would complain about my video when they took the 4 miutes to watch it the the 2 or 3 minutes to comment and he probly read a few coments on the way...so really hes wasteing his own time and i really dont care if you people wtch or rate..i made the video cuz it entertains me and i hoped i could share some entertainment so sorry if i get mad at jack asses like him who have nothing better to do then try to ruin ppls days

[TheRatedrko12]

@punkrockerz13 that was a great video hhaha thanks :)

[MyMouseIsFly]

@montyladd ever head of Pausing?

[montyladd]

@MyMouseIsFly

Ever heard of , i dont give a fuck ?

[montyladd]

@montyladd

I actually liked the video and this comment ahaha, i just found the video so hilarious but i didnt get time to read them so i was pretty fucked off !

[DiRtYBiRd18067]

@montyladd did someone steal your pause button? along with your tampon?

[honda010181]

@DiRtYBiRd18067 i found this comment even funnier than the video because i have time to think about it :D

[MrViPJoe]

@montyladd dude there is something named a pause button...

[OHSHC555]

@montyladd Learn how to read faster?

[100ceasar]

@montyladd u can PAUSE!!!!! i know it might be a little hard for a fuck tard like you, but keep in mind, there are those who are smart enough to use thumbs, u know, the things that are on ur hand and have been given to us??

[montyladd]

@100ceasar

WHAT FUCKIN TARD MAKES A VIDEO TOO FAST TO FUCKIN READ !!!

And then posts it on youtube for 78,000 odd people to see !

IF YOUR GOING TO DO SOMETHING MAKE SUR EYOUR DO IT FUCKIN RIGHT !

AND CEASAR YE REPLIED 1 Month later , and guess what i cudnt give one flying fuck wat u have to say , fer all your to me is '100 ceasar' and ye acutally wasted ure time repying back ahahah , fuckin dickhead , ahah

Theres some dopey annoying cunts on this youtube hi !

[Yourmum360]

@montyladd BY THE FUCKING RETARTED WAY YOU TYPED THAT I CAN TELL YOUR FROM A COUNRY WERE THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING PAUSE BUTTON IS YOU STUPID FUCK INSTEAD OF BEING A CRAPPY ASS VIRGIN SITTING IN YOUR MOMMAS BASEMENT EATIN POPCORN AND LOOKING FOR A JOB GET YOUR FAGT ENGLISH ASS UP AND GO GET LAID YOU WORTHLESS PEACE OF SHIT AND IF YOU DO END UP VIDEO TAPING YOURSELF GETTING LAID IF THATS TOO FUCKING FAST FOR YOU PRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON !!!!!!!!!!

[montyladd]

@Yourmum360 FROM THE RETARDED WAY I WROTE....?come back to me when you can spell COUNTRY YA FAT CUNT, and i aint english im fuckin irish, and i 360'd your mum so how the fuck im i a virgin ?

[Yourmum360]

@montyladd then go fuck a leprecon ya fuckin drunk Prick

[montyladd]

@Yourmum360  HAHAHA, shockin how you think you leaful cuz yer from fuckin either scotland or wales ya fuckin FAT BASTARD ' Get in my belly'

[Yourmum360]

@montyladd hahahahaha im from wales but im pretty fit accually if your irish its a bit obvious that your fat..and adopted....and a drunkard so fuck up you FAT BASTERD your dads condom fails and so do you because your a failed abortion so learn how to press the pause button every once in a whil instead of dictating others GO LICK YOUR DADS PUSSAY ! ! ! ! !

[montyladd]

@Yourmum360 Your pretty fit hahaha, shockin you musta got some fat cunt to talk on your youtube videos then ! shockin too, cuz im jist back from a ipswich trial, soo shut ure mouth ya sheep shagger !

[Yourmum360]

@montyladd lol the other kid in my vid is my bruv and yes i am a sheep shagger I FUCKING LOVE SHEEP I MISTAKEN YOUR MOTHER FOR A SHEEP SO I FUCKED HER TOO SO STOPD AVIN A GO AT PEEPS ON YOUTUBE AND GO SORT OUT YOUR AIDS FROM FUCKIN YOUR SISTER YA FUCKIN INBRED INBRED INBRED INBRED INBRED !

[montyladd]

@Yourmum360 lol, dont ballbag ya chubby coon, its you in the video hahaah, your ashamed of ursel, so dont go around calling people fat if ye look like Ralph from the simpsons, YOU FAT BASTERD , YOU FAT BASTERD,YOURMUM360 EAT ALL THE PIES, sling yer hoook and stop acting big balls, coming into a convo , where ye slagged me and ended up slaggin yoursel, soo BAAAA BYE, dont reaply back :D

[montyladd]

@Yourmum360 Fact he's for replying back...?

[Milfycocopuff]

@montyladd its cause a pause button...

[vampirez103]

@montyladd every heard of a pause button? it's the one with the two up and down lines

[montyladd]

@vampirez103 every hearey ofy iey donty givey fuckey

[MrMidget50]

@montyladd then pause it dumb fuck.

[cookstonkerry1]

@montyladd he gaved u planty of time3 to pause the vid so u could watch

[quakeman96]

@montyladd maybe you should learn the pause button!!!!

[PUREshame97]

@montyladd theres a maraculos invention on youtube....its called the "pause" button!

[TheFuzzykitten99]

@montyladd u didnt have to watch the video, i thought it was rather good and u need to learn how to read faster or learn to read period, its ur fault YOU chose to watch this not the maker so if ur going to complain, complain to urself for watching such a good idea so get a life

[thwalkingcatastrophe]

@montyladd you know theres this new thing around town....its called the PAUSE button, I know crazy isn't it

[TheJackks]

@montyladd I could read so it's not the video who's got a problem it' that fucking cock you call a brain !

[montyladd]

@TheJackks wish i was as cool as you

[TheJackks]

@montyladd r u making fun of me !

[no1zippyfan666]

@montyladd There's a magical button, you've probably heard of it. It's called 'PAUSE'. Let us know when you find it.

[TheWireCorpse]

ha......tampons

[TheHorrorNetwork]

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!!

[kmpkid]

i say the last one to my sis all the time

lol

[Smurphette97]

"Men are idiots and I married their KING" Love that one, because it's true! Men ARE all idiots.

[carlymnewbold2468]

this vid is full of win

[Alimccoy1]

0:42 xD

[Jonathansblood]

Some of them was completly awful, but others was fantastic!

[funnygirl592]

i likw the last one! :D LOL

[SushiSaysOMG]

i lost my temper

but i finally found it

[gargolas305]

lol ah if girls knew what friends do to balls, tell me what girl punches you in the left tittie while your talking to your mom and says got you back for last week.... and every week it gets harder...

[YugiohBestSoundTrack]

Organized people are just to lazy to look for things XD

my fav

[THEFALLEN093]

guns dont kill people i kill people with guns

[SexyRaww]

i don't get the female and male thingies

[imn0tem0911]

i flunked anger management.......

[Undurkhaan]

Thanks, I liked it :-)

[MrCouchpotato93]

guns dont kill people... i kill people. with guns.

[paulixpan25]

FUCK YOU ALL!!!

[marioizcool7]

I made posters out of all these sayings and let me just say...

My moms friends werent happy

[getitz1996]

lol keep it cute or keep it mute

[zhuellie]

hahaha... this is crazy... i like it..^_^

[bluetanktop12]

haha. i had a bad day today but this made me laugh my ass off!!!

[lilroo102]

hahaa if men had periods... well YES they would brag about how big their tampon was lol

[JrMrOlympia]

guns dont kill people, crazy motherfukers with guns kill people.

[butterbeanCS]

you showed the money one twice

[gamefreak553]

Thanks  for uploading it!!

[KeshyMcM]

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!

[RockkandRule]

This was very funni, i liked it enough to sign in to comment, well done yoo haha

[xxdyepaintballrxx]

guns dont kill people, husbands that come home early do....

[12DeleteYourself]

1:49 lolz sometimes i hate tourists too

[peaceNkacer]

saying: why didn't Noah just swat those 2 misquitos?

[EmoSamara333]

ahaha men's tampons xD

[KeshyMcM]

Girls have period pains, why can't men get a kick in the balls once a month?

[imsohot709]

@KeshyMcM Ow thats wrong

[gamecubeable]

@KeshyMcM cuz getting kicked in the balls hurts more plus they get hit there more then once a month

[m10zeus]

@KeshyMcM yea id like to see u grow some balls and get kicked....see how u like it!!

[DiRtYBiRd18067]

@KeshyMcM not the same in any way. you dont puke if your period pains hurt too much.

[IRealBored]

@KeshyMcM

where i live, some people get kicked th the balls every day, gladly i am not one of these people, although i do frequently go to school with steel toed boots

north lanarkshire roshambo champion!

[MaximumRideGirl7]

@KeshyMcM how about once a day for one week every month? XD

[xdojox]

@KeshyMcM yes but they choose to take it out on other people

[CookHomeVideos101]

KeshyMcM thats because testicles can actually get screwed up and wont work.

[AwsomeHockeyChick]

@KeshyMcM im sure people can have tht arranged ;) JKS

[Sodayoshi]

@KeshyMcM because then their balls would become counter productive and there would be no reason for your period

[Thelucasso2]

@KeshyMcM After a baby is born people rub the moms tummy saying "OMG!" But why don't they rub your dick and say "Good Job!"

[Mrponce2123]

@Thelucasso2 lmao

[ZWraiths]

@Thelucasso2 lmao

[glenlackey2]

@Thelucasso2  Bring it over here...... I'll rub it.

[Thelucasso2]

@glenlackey2 You sir are gay minded. :) OH yeah I'm a female...

[dirtgirl94]

The last one is me all the way!!!!!

[DarkSkies132]

LMAO i showed my little sister the last one XD

[WillabethRulz]

THAT WUZ FUNY I <3 THE LAST 1

[DUCKSthatswim]

yah the army one was pretty funny...

[homokiller007lololol]

that wasnt that creative...

[Dejohnawesomeous]

heres one:

im weak and i dont want to lift weights. Y? There to heavy

[CartoonPieTV]

heres one:

Teenagers (teen-a-jurs):

Female - a child you'll love forever

Male - your idea of hell

[Britaneyc]

lol. this was funny. good job(:

[rohittalreja1]

hhhhhhhhmmmmm

[ggbg222]

that about the army was so funny ..ahahah really ... and about the money, that wave ... LOL .. great work .. thanks.. it makes me laugh :D

[xxosamuxx]

guns don't kill people, people kill people.  guns just protect people from people with smaller guns!

[lipgloss675411]

i thought it would be crap but i atchally laughed at some of them.

and LOL:

join the army,

visit exotic places,

meet interesting people,

then kill them.

HEHE

[longzta360]

i have 2 more:

1. whoeva said money cant buy you happiness obviously hasn't gone shopping

2. i have a bad personality - love it. embrace it. leave it alone...

[VENOMSCOTTy]

2:00 WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was a REAL lol!

[ashnicoleluvsjb]

onthe fractions one i know a funnier one.

5/4ppl have a problem w/ fractions!

[dontbotherme29]

good job...that wz so funny

[denneyj2340]

ok dude who ever mad this... its "5/4 of people don't get fractions and the 50% do" get it right or don't say it at all

[TwilightMadness19]

It's funny either way

[tabbycat799]

okay lets run this by u.(u must be the 50%)its not true.its a funny quote.are we on the same page now???

[jvcd4444]

if men had periods LOL

[carlymnewbold2468]

@jvcd4444 no body would marry

[XOSiren18XO]

hey dont listen to all those fucking damn haters where is the love where is the love

[punkrockerz13]

theres love i just dont like it when ppl decide there all bad ass when ive seen puppys worse then them! lol

[ardi1976]

there is a pause button up there, bitch :)