Your business card is CRAP!

[whotaughtyou]

GURU & MURPHY

BUSINESS CARD

601524801160

WATCH MACHINE

ROBERT DOWNEY Jr

[pepenacho65]

OMG your card sucks rich guy! you may know all about money, but you are a crappy designer!

[themanwithnobutt]

$4.00 a card? Screw that,

[uberdansounds]

He's got a point! I'm thinking on getting one of these m-Cards.

I think it's tribal style marketing com or something.

[codypg]

this guy has a good point, gotta look the best and be the best. to make it far in life.

[shadowfigure2]

I typed in "crap" in the search box and came here.

[Honorfull]

If God had a business card,

this whould be it.

[gabygagnon]

25 years and he is so proud hahahahahahahaha

[rubixcube1567]

he is so successful because he is so positive.

[KraftwithaK]

Reminds me of Patrick in American Psycho always going on about his business card.

[noiramelie]

doesn't fit in my rolodex? i'm throwing it out.

[Dextwoothree]

@noiramelie Exactly lol.

[Davelopper]

who is that guy? is that a joke or something?

[GuitarMassacre]

lol @ people taking this seriously

[JESSERL]

A business card like that says to me that someone is 100% flash and 0% substance. If they insult my intelligence with that kind of crap, they deserve a cockpunch - not my business.

[mikefishermagic]

@jason It's definitely NOT a skit (if by that you mean fake) That's Joel Bauer and I can promise you he absolutely believes every word he just said...(and I'd say apart from the delivery, it's all useful info.)

[Honorfull]

If God whoud've had a business card. This whould be it.

[Honorfull]

He's my Hero.

[JerseyRy]

"my card is a pop-up book.. it can do your taxes.. it pleasures women" "look at my hair, it's on my card" poppas ass!

[ssanrock97]

"it doesnt fit in a roledex coz it doesnt belong in a roledex"

yeh it belongs in the garbage

[ja3son]

for all you haters this is a skit....its funnier than hell.....it took me 25 years to design this.....it doesnt belong in a roledex....everytime i watch this i smile and laugh, it makes my day.....

"

what do you do..............."

[PhilipMcCrotch]

i typed in crap and this comes up

[PunkDina]

Who on earth does he think he is? Its a buisness card dude! :s

[Todd1971]

"This is my business card! There are many like it, but this one is mine!"

[21stgear]

Very impressive...now let's see Paul Alan's card...

[Jeffko78]

@21stgear See, that's how I knew this guy's card was ultimately crap. Where's the subtle off-white coloring? The tasteful thickness? My god... does it even have a watermark? No. no it doesn't. See you in another 25 years, Joel. :P

[freethinker424]

doing business, like a boss.

[TheBeyBladeNation]

"what do you do guaranteed?"

[LexLutha17]

Lmao, dude its a buisness card. Your business card is a $4.00 piece of shit.

[joncfitzy]

this guy knows that your business card is crap... yawn

[bullmann1337]

"It took me 25 years to design this" ya better get faster man...ur body uses DOT 4 as fuel or what?...YOU ARE CRAP SIR

[lllxVxlll]

anyone else tiped crap to search box and faund this ?

[joeyizzy]

1,779,377 views. Crowds. Guaranteed.



[zeeuwlander]

ahahaaa took u 25 years to make that. and it doesnt fit in a wallet ahahahahha

[webcambooksjr]

Man, you brag too much.

[XfishX]

His card may be too big to fit in a wallet, but it's still small enough for the trashcan.

[Crazyman1212]

lol 25 years

[tomPSfletcher]

thumbs up i you were bored and typed "crap" XD

[jeansonne100]

this is the only guy ive ever seen that kisses his own ass.

[MrThePwnisher]

1:52 Heil CardGod!

[16YearsInHell]

I typed in 'crap' and that's how i got here

[Neropatti]

I was sort of liking the card until the pop-up appeared. Can you spell CHEESY..... If he is such a big ,money man, how come he poses saluting surrounded by flowers like some deceased Communist dicatator?

[Rasberrysundae101]

patrick bateman should see this...

[gothrik1]

Bull shit

[hopdoehop]

took 25 years to design

i have better things to do

with my life than spend

25 years to design a business card

by the way made a fair amount of money

making business cards for people like this yahoo

[Ryousuke91t]

The best part is all the awesome buisness cards people have come up with that are on this site.. after this, I made one.. it never gets thrown away... gotta spend money to make money suckas

[thom229]

i just searches crap

[nightmare398FTW]

It dosent fit in a rolodex it fits cramed up your ass!!!

[Swampy1399]

A rape kittens grenteed

[elsquibbs]

It doesn't fit in a rolodex but it fits in a garbage can.

[MrBorderlandshunter]

omg this guy was on rob dyrdek's fantasy factory

[dennisbundi]

25 years to design a card? Your computer is slow, dude. upgrade to calculator!

[rubixcube1567]

@dennisbundi good one

[MrSingingPizza]

Thumbs up if you just typed in crap.

[RockyR4coon32]

Ima douche Guaranteed! lmao

[AupexHD]

lol at all the haters XD

[TheGeeksftw]

I fucked your mother..Guaranteed !

[codypg]

LOL all you guys hating on this guy. He makes a good point, instead of being like everyone else and not caring whatever one else thinks, he goes beyond and be of. Makes him self out there.

[Snownsk84eva]

I fuck your mom gerenteed

[XyroZJ]

I punch you in the face, guaranteed.

[kuunami]

I can't tell whether or not this a comedy or if he's actually serious. Telling people to carry about a business card the size of a music CD insert is ridiculous.

[ImpagliazzoBR]

What a douche! lol

[Swampy1399]

I fuck your mother garenterd

[iT4RiQ]

25 years to design this crap !? Are you serious !? You have nothing else to do in the past 25 years , dude get back to the question what are the business cards are for !!.

[sanitydotorg]

You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate

[Jaxle1357]

"Don't let not having the tools be your trepidation." You don't have a tool. "Can you tear it? Absolutely." Hacksaw. I can tear yours aswell. "Looks like crap, it is crap." Then you're crap aswell. "I know companies worth $10,000 a year" Your mom's prostitution? "It took me 25 years to design this." It took me 25 seconds to realize I hated you. "I generate crowds, guaranteed." They're called mobs, they hate you aswell. "What do you do, guaranteed?" Fuck your mom.

[niceguy2091]

I FUCK HIS MOM

[gamerkillshard]

doing your mom

[guitardedboy]

That man obviously has a small penis.

[RonMeijers]

Your card is this, it's that. bladybla. It's over the top, pretentious and ugly. So in essence it took you 25 years to come up with crap? Less is more. It is.

[guyapc]

Greatest parody, /watch?v=oDaNIeF-jo4 you will like it, GUARANTEED!

[Boom55667]

neil patrick harris would say: "AMERICAN - wait for it - PSYCHO!"

[Ssonicmovies]

So this is what you get when you search "crap" on youtube -.-

[ScruffyJamesModels]

He should have spent 25 years in anger managment instead.

[jazz4]

The funny thing is - if this was satire - he'd be an absoloute genius. But it isn't and he's a gigantic douche-nozzle.

[mrfundays123]

so u spent 25 years doing something i could do in a day or 2

[12inchvertical]

I prefer a nice bone coloured card with Cillian Braille lettering, and a watermark. This guy is a lightweight.

[Jumpybeaver]

LOL! I could have come up with that in 25 minutes, maybe less on a more creative day...

[Graysonb1234]

the MOST impressive.. yeah you would say that CUZ YOU MADE IT!.. stupid pirate hooker

[CurryKiller913]

this video is like saying it took me 25 years too take the most awesome turd in the world... okay maybe not but u get the point.

[biterphobia54]

Man, 25 years!! Smh u shouldn't be proud of that

[drunkclothingco]

See this card its big and obnoxious.

[epickipkip]

thumbs up if you just got bored and typed crap in the search bar.

[WRCRainbow]

This video reminds me American Psycho xD

[chypontiller]

ok my business card is crap but my life isn't crap wtf 25 years

[Zichiable]

Looks like a beer mat.

[cyclone927]

This is the greatest comment on YouTube. It took me 25 minutes to come up with it. This comment is waterproof,bulletproof and fireproof. It shines, and smells like mint.

[champ514]

What a douche.

[zafartareen]

The design of that businesscard is one of the most ridiculous i've ever seen. If i handed that card over to some potential future businesspartners, they would probably laugh.

Its too overdone, its too "look at me im a faggot"-like. If you want to stand out with your businesscard, have better materials, better colors, better text or whatever, dont have a piece of carton that you can open up in a 140 diferrent ways. And that it can fit in a wallet is a good thing ,who do you think you are?...

[Rynnay]

Give me a business card that will fit in my wallet or I'm throwing it out. :|

[germboy007]

fantasy factory

[video1surfer]

agree w/hastadentro ;-) hee hee

try this one on daily motion dot com

'the next big thing in technology'

(incredible)

[hastadentro134]

looks like a hallmark birthday card :P



[yourstalker4]

total scum bag.

[Nairuulagch]

Inspired by childrens book. Nice kindergarten gadget.

[carlsontay]

How the hell did it take him 25 years to make this?

[TheEsaful]

RWJ

[AxeGlove]

What a dick. ktof678 is a genius. :)

[TimmacTR]

who's that clown?

[coochflaps]

It doesn't even have a watermark

[12131AllDay]

25 years to make a pop up birthday card?

[ItsLtd]

But, will it blend?

[ktof678]

WATCH MY PARADY OF THIS

[MrHarvardGuy]

You see that card - It looks like happy meal box and not very grown up at all. I see your card Joel, and it makes me wanna order a 6 piece chicken nugget set and some fries for my kid.

[ratzinator1]

This guy is really good. He comes off confrontational and highly critical, but it's to make sure people get the message. Don't get a standard white or tan business card that can easily get lost. Be creative. Make it bigger than everyone else's. Put more information on it, etc. He wants us to be stand out more, wherever a business rep or job seeker.

[ratzinator1]

@ratzinator1

Also, have a design that's hard to match - stands out amongst the crowd - different colors - don't make it too busy, but make sure it's something that's so unique and likeable you won't be forgotten at the end of the night after a night of networking.

[eatonmagic]

It's all relevant to your business what goes inside or on a business card. In his case as with most entertainers information is key and you HAVE to grab the prospect's attention right away. You might think he's an idiot but then again you're not in our line of work. This man is a HIT at EVERY trade show he goes to!

[Secie5]

thumbs up if you got bored and typed crap into the search bar

[eatonmagic]

Yeah this guy may be crazy but he's also one of the richest trade show entertainers I know. You should see what this guy does for companies!

[Lyubimov89]

@eatonmagic This guy is an IDIOT. Business card is a standard of presentation, like your passport. What he is trying to do is to put your party photos and childhood nickname in your passport to make it "pop". Which is dumb idea period.

[LordoftheTeletubbies]

Click like if you love American Psycho <3

[eddiewoodie]

Its so funny how mad this hatter is!

[waveyman984]

Love this video on business cards! It's so true how a business card is so important to make a good impression so I always order business cards online so i can choose free business card templates and design them myself! Keep up the great work!

[jotavefoto]

It's so funny the way that he pronounces "guarantee"

[newbusinessresources]

First impressions are the most important. Being different will make you stand out and this has been proven time and time again. I toss cards where the name or phone number has been scribbled out. I like a good deal or price; but I don't want cheap whether it's a biz card, product, or service. You get what you pay for. Your card was impressive. More importantly is what it says inside. It took you 25 years. I wish others would take just 2 minutes to see the crap they are giving out.

[npatin44]

If it doesn't fit in my business card binder it gets tossed. simple as that.

[Whyamibzsdmh]

Imagine if the font was "comic sans" XD.

[ROYALEFFEKT]

Abortion pamphlet?

[The1ceblitz]

lol doesnt fit in my pocket bye

[Sh1tthappens2me]

...this card cant really be placed anywhere, can it?

[pppatsy]

when he unfolds his own massive business card I nearly fell off my chair. HILARIOUS.

[TheMrbean97]

i got bored then i type crap...i found this

[qfeternal]

Twat

[Dub1Up]

reminds me of the scene from american psycho

[Geoff2D]

This is pretty much my favourite video of all time

[AlkaroSmb]

what a fuckig moron

[brandonlc050]

What episode of rwj was this on

[MyNameIsSteveYesitis]

@brandonlc050 ninja squirrels

[brandonlc050]

@MyNameIsSteveYesitis thanks

[goooooooooooooz]

I wanna punch this guy in his business card

fucking guy lol

[RossCreations]

@goooooooooooooz

haha thats so funny!

[epicness586]

Thumbs up if you were bored so you typed in "crap" and found this video

[JudokaJames]

Very nice. Now lets see Paul Allen's card.

[RickyJ108]

Somebody didn't hug him enough when he was little.

[j05e10]

This fucking guy

[916drummerboi]

Why isnt there a 2:09?

[kkingss4]

FANTACY FACTORY



[EnzLikesArt]

that took you 25 years to design.......i could make that in 25 seconds.

[videofieldsoldier]

Is this footage from the audition of American Psycho?

[Jojojojof]

I'd rather have a card that fits in a Rolodex.

[MrHermanCain]

Where can I get some of those cards?

[lawnceWOO]

GUARANTEE! WHAT DO YOU DO GUARANTEE?

[unableking]

OMG this guy reminds me of my friend lol

[microkorger]

I just love his words and totally agree with him about the usual cards... but his card is obviously too much. I think it needs color, and the proportions of it aren't elegant. My subconsciousness tells me a square card is clumsy. I'd prefer a rectangular one, but with bright, intense colors.

[RoddyAC]

Does your card also say you're an a-hole?

[MrFuckWhatYouSay]

this is shit man

[SkullcandifiedDj]

This is obviously fake so settle down ppl

[willwork4superpowazz]

Oh you people are pathetic, this was a character he PLAYED!!! morons! the guy is a very intelligent gentlemen.

[faokie]

If it doesn't fit in my wallet, it goes in the trash.

[ohnonichole]

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god... it even has a water mark.

[YoeriYoeri]

srsly how can you not like this guy. 

[zadov]

fuck this guy



[CameronRivashow]

People might this he is a d-bag (which I must agree with), but i do agree with him that no one cares about your title, people want to know about your service or product, not you; also. creativity in a card is kinda nice since you see those "off-whites" and "Eggshell" colors all the time.

[xXRubella666Xx]

@CameronRivashow 'That's bone. And the lettering is something called "Cillian Braille."'

[SeguroMaan]

BEST D-BAG OF THE WORLD

[TheMusicOfMyDreams2]

That is realy a fancy bussiness card you have designed !!!! Where can I buy it ?

[BunBunzx3]

I love that guy.

[CoolJohnDog]

Oh my God. It even has a watermark.

[Respect978]

00:30 one of the best part of this crap :I

[Livedreamer92]

I like this guy. xD "I generate crowds... Guarantee... What do you do guarantee?" xD

[Boost4lifeCP]

i want that buisness card now...

[Wilbur665]

This guy's either full of crap, or full of shit. I'm having trouble deciding.

[alexanderjbf]

He should have been in the US version of The Office!

[joeaverageamerican]

This guy is great!

[Kooldewdguy]

theres a picture of an eye in the background at 2:10, weird

[xXxgriefelementxXx]

he looks like crap....

[erbdeen]

(gulp) lets see Paul Allen's card...

[darth1stark]

He does cocaine...garunteee